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DarkkRebel:
please keep quiet.
this is rap section. I can diss you in a verse if I like.
there's nothing you can do except make a fool out of yourself like you are currently doing.

exactly!
so why are you complaining that i am acting like a girl? you brought the heat & i have given you double the dose.

so take it like a man - it's the rap section!
i can respond to any faggöt that cops orgäsms from mentioning my name unnecessarily in their lyrics.

elampiro:
So Rooney was one of three best forwards? How many people have entered this list? Rooney, Ibrahimovic, Falcao, Messi, Ronaldo. 300k league.
Yori Yori.

exactly - he was one of the best 3 forwards that season. united's run in europe that season and his wondergoal against man city made sure of that & he deserved the award.

but that was 3/4 years ago....this is now!

If it's 11/12, then the award for 2011 which covered much more 2010/2011 season. Parrotibaba didnt know what he was saying then.

parrotibaba is saying rooney played in a flat 4-4-2 in 11/12. you are the one putting 10/11 season in the mix to confuse us. rooney had a very mediocre season in the league in 10/11. the first half of that season, rooney was in america going through all sorts of weight programs.

parrotibaba:
d stats vs Bolton stated both Hernandez n Wazza as FWs ,my memory didn't fail me. ,yours did

elampawa manipulate stats better like a portharcourt INEC official. see how he's trying to lump 10/11 season with 11/12?

elampiro:
He doesnt remember anything. He is deceived by Rooney's fine scoring stats.

parrotibaba See Ramos awarded the best left back. Did he play as a left back?

he wasn't awarded the best left back - stop arguing like a goat. the voting system only had 4 defenders, 3 midfielders & 3 forwards. there's no best or worst - it's just FIFAXI.

elampiro:
No your memory failed you because you look at Rooney's goals and say oh he was a striker. Look at the reports by Zonal Marking. They are very clear, reports as at the time, not one written today.

Even Coogar told us Rooney was instructed by SAF to tract Busquet in CL final. Chicha was isolated that night. You people want to see Rooney fails, but he doesnt fail.

stop lying elampiro.
UCL final was 10/11 season. parrotibaba was talking about 11/12 season.

Nihilist:
Mehn he withdrew before second round of voting.

You no hear wetin Jack Warner talk after being bailed yesterday?

"If I have been thieving Fifa money for 30 years, who gave me the money? How come he is not charged?”

Sepp IS corruption

if he's dirty, how come the nosey americans couldn't find any germ of evidence against sepp. i hate americans & the hypocritical brits.

that brainless cameron too was saying sepp shoulda resigned. where was cameron's resignation letter when his MPs were making bogus claims to steal from people's taxes.

sepp is god!
i don't even care what people say about him. under his watch, asia & africa hosted the world cup successfully. that is enough for me!

elampiro:
Cantona profiles states he is a striker.

SAF played 4-4-1-1 Even SAF said he played Rooney behind the striker just as Villa played Young behind.

the guy is saying you are a liar.
he also remembered where rooney played that season.....as one of the front two.

he was never in the hole.

elampiro:
FIFA said the players were judged for both club and country. Are you in planet ape?

Again FIFA uses 4-3-3 AND NOT 4-5-1 . See Falcao.

what did rooney achieve in 2011?
are you a daftie? the only reason rooney made that list was united's run in europe. this is why vidic is also there.

so how did rooney become the best striker in europe when he was neither a striker for club nor country?

i have seen more intelligent silverbacks @ chester zoo.

elampiro:
So where would they have put Rooney in their 4-3-3?

why 4-3-3?
why not 4-5-1?

rooney didn't play as a centre forward that year either in the league or in europe. so where did that come from?

messi was the striker for barca that year in europe & in the league. pedro/david villa were wing forwards. so how did you arrive at rooney being the best striker in europe?

so you now agree a player in the hole is a striker when it's convenient for you? i said it before & i will say it again......you are a rogue!

elampiro:
The 2011 FIFA FIFPro World XI consists of the following players:
Goal: Iker Casillas (Spain, Real Madrid);
Defence: Daniel Alves (Brazil, Barcelona), Gerard Piqué (Spain, Barcelona), Sergio Ramos (Spain, Real Madrid), Nemanja Vidic (Serbia, Manchester United);
Midfield: Xabi Alonso (Spain, Real Madrid), Andrés Iniesta (Spain, Barcelona), Xavi (Spain, Barcelona);
Attack: Lionel Messi (Argentina, Barcelona), Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal, Real Madrid), Wayne Rooney (England, Manchester United).

so how's rooney the best striker in 10/11 when you told us here he was in the hole behind javier hernandez and messi was a centre forward for barcelona that year?

messi as a striker won ballon d'or.
ronaldo as a winger came second
rooney came 5th behind xavi & iniesta and at least one of those would be a number-10.

elampawa, why do you always lie?

elampiro:
These are the best striker for last year.

when did rooney win best striker in the world? stop showing us images - show us the gong or the award rooney received as the best striker.

elampiro:
Do you mean he didnt win? I dont get you. Everyone knows he won it.

i never knew ballon d'or awards best striker. all i know was players get ranked. so when was rooney presented a shield or a cup as the best striker in the world?

Manchester United ought to pay Rooney 500k/week.

try £1m per day.

Your opta that saw Ozil in hole against Bayern last year, instead of the wing he played? They saw Kagawa in the hole too instead of wing? Ukwu!!!

stop lying
it was you that lied about kagawa's position until i sorted you out with your inaccuracies.

Zonal Marking is a zillion times more reliable than opta in term of tactics. Whoscored/opta are not a tactics website.

Lastly, I am not from Ekpoma. ITK. Ntor!

opta is a statistics website....
they record every pass received. from that information, they can correctly figure out who played where. from their heatmap, they are certain rooney played as a striker in 11/12.

As for you, someone in Owo is more knowledgeable than you in football matters. This is not computer game.

the people of owo are more knowledgeable than anyone in nigeria - isn't owo in the old ondo state? some of the most educated people in africa? you are not saying much here.

rooney has been exposed!

he's a fake striker.

elampiro:
[b]
Lies. Andy Cole wrote that Manchester United switched from 4-4-2 to 4-5-1 in 2001, and that was why SAF bought Nistelrooy who could play alone.

considering andy cole left united in 2001, we have to assume you are talking out of your arsë yet again.

what did united play in 1999 when united won the treble? was it cole in the hole or yorke? give us the answer.

This is not computer football game ad you are dealing with very learned people.

says the bush pig that doesn't know cole left united in 2001. when ferguson switched to 4-5-1, it was because of van nistelrooy.

sinizia:
Too bad that in 13 seasons, the over-paid striker only passed the 20-goal margin twice. A shame for a £300K-a-week over-hyped man!!

And no, it's only your imaginary stats that proved that Rooney didn't play in a 4-4-2 formation. The pic Coogar attached spoke otherwise. Even at that, Messi played on the wing this season and still out-scored Suarez. Rooney is a fraud!! He has no excuses!!

elampiro does not understand football.
at his age, he doesn't know there are different types of centre forwards. you have the target man, poacher, false-9, finisher, etc.

when we had yorke & cole. if there's a long ball from the midfield, it is yorke that would win the first header & direct it towards cole's path. if it were to be this season, elampiro would claim yorke plays in the hole cos he was often the target man.

sinizia:
And this is the fraud Elampawa is quick to list his total number of goals while shamelessly hiding the fact it took him 13 good season to achieve it.

elampawa is a comedian.
see him hyping rooney's 53 passes per 90 mins as if it's a world cup victory. macheda @ 20 years of age also made 53 passes per 90 mins that season.

let's see if he will say macheda also played in the hole to have achieved that.

pickabeau1:
I guessed as much

What I don't get is her point

Is she advocating sexual license for all genders as a solution

her point is - what a man can do, women should also do.......which is quite funny.

elampiro:
This is illogical.
Did this Cambiasso win the best striker in Ballon D'or?

so when did rooney win the best striker in ballon d'or?

Rooney was shortchanged by Man United in 2010. City were ready to pay 300k but he took 250k out of loyalty. However, when Chelsea came knocking the second time his agent decided it was 300k they took what was their market value.

Any player who has won the best striker is entitled to 300k. If he is not taking it, it's just out of pity for the club.

rooney is a fraud!
nothing you say here would change that fact. rooney has only scored 1 league goal away from home since march 2014.

rooney is super-useless!
if he has any fear of God in him, he should return 80% of his wages since 2014 back to woodward. even falcao, RVP, scored more than 1 league goal away from home.

elampiro:
Rooney did not play in 4-4-2. He played in 4-4-1-1.
All the stats have confirmed this. If you have chosen to be brainwashed and ingnorant, that is your toro.
How do you mean Rooney refused to score goal? Rooney scored 27 goals that season, he made 53 passes per 90 minutes, he took virtually all the shots from outside of the box. Are you an ignoramus?

we believe in opta, not in you.
opta said rooney was used only 2 times in a 4-4-1-1 formation. your ekpoma analysis is comical.

sinizia:
Elampawa makes it look like it's our fault or anybody's fault that Rooney in a "flat" 4-4-2 formation chose to concentrate on passing or dropping back instead of scoring goals. Is it our fault that Rooney refuse to score goals and decided to have the most passes? Ferguson played him there to get the goals, that he chose to keep getting the highest number of passes in Man Utd is not our business!!

that is what happens when a striker is useless. why do you think he always gets frustrated in many games? he knows he's not as good as he wants to be so he throws his toys out of the pram.

rooney is more successful at shouting at the referee than finding the back of the net. if i have had 13 seasons as a striker in the premier league with about 20 awoof penalties in the mix, i would have scored 250 goals by now.

elampiro:
So we paid 25 million for a player who scored 15 goals in two seasons and you think he was bought for his goal scoring prowess?

yes he was bought for the potential he had at 18. rooney was the most gifted young player in europe as at 2004.

Hary Kane must be bought for 150 million then.

so which senior tournament has harry kane conquered like rooney did? when rooney went to euro-2004, he destroyed defenders of several tough european countries.

articles like this were the order of the day back then

http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2004/jun/23/euro2004.football

which media house has ever compared harry kane to pele?

Torres, Ba, Eto'o played week in week out for the whole of 2013 without scoring an away goal.

so you agree rooney is useless then?

elampiro:
Hahahahaha they have exhausted their excuses.

Now they say Chicha is a poacher. Is Berbatov also a poacher. Is Welbeck also a poacher?

Name...........Outside the box............Inside the box
Rooney............... 84.........................73
Chicharito........... 6...........................41
Welbeck............. 14......................... 66
Berbatov............. 1...........................15

Yori Yori.

this is idiocy at its very best....
welbeck - 2018 mins
chicharito - 1400 mins
berbatov - 500 mins.

but by abracadabra, elampawa expects berbatov who had 500 mins in the league to match rooney.

this is why we always tell you that you are a stark illiterate with numbers.

elampiro:
Can you explain yourself better please.

Rooney, Ibrahimovic, Falcao have all won the world best striker. That was my post. They can earn 300k/week.

when did rooney win best striker? when was he awarded the contract he got? why don't you go and give cambiasso a £300k/week contract cos he won champions league in 2010.

elampiro:
Which yeye Chicha is a box player? So one striker is meant to be in the box and the other in midfield making 53 passes per game more than the wingers? What kinf of arrangement is that? hahahahaha

chicharito is a box player.
he's a poacher, he's never been used as a target man. he always needs to feed off another striker. his strength is in the box, not outside of it.

You and I agreed that OPTA's formation can not fully be relied on when discussing formation used by teams. Have you forgorten already?

opta can always be relied on.
they don't only guess formation, they record where every pass in the game was received & delivered. opta stats have the most accurate football stats in the world.

Look you and opta: You said Rooney played as a lone striker in 2009. OPTA says he paired with Berbatov.

they played 4-4-2.
berbatov's lack of pace was the reason he was deployed as a target man. he takes the ball with the back to his goal, wait for the runners to run past him & he releases the pass ahead of them.

a target man is a striker, he's not in the hole.

Chelsea 3-3 Manchester Unitedl
February 5, 2012

An exciting game featuring a classic Manchester United comeback.

Andre Villas-Boas was without Ashley Cole and John Terry, so had to field Jose Bosingwa at left-back and give a debut to Gary Cahill in the centre of defence. Frank Lampard and Ramires were also both out, so Florent Malouda came into the side with Chelsea changing formation.

Sir Alex Ferguson picked the expected side in a 4-4-1-1 shape. Chris Smalling had picked up an injury the day before, otherwise his promising partnership with Jonny Evans might have been retained at the back.

- Zonal Marking.

this is a fraudulent article.
rooney & welbeck started as strikers in this game. united went with a classic 4-4-2 formation.

then the other articles you dug out in your last desperate move to scrape the barrel are irrelevant. the CL final against barcelona was in 10/11 season. the season we are discussing is 11/12.

OPTA already acknowledged that the other article(manchester derby) was a 4-5-1 game. you are a fraudulent poster. we said united played 4-4-2 formation 31 times. it means there were 7 other games united didn't play the 4-4-2 formation.

what you are doing here is lifting articles of the games where it was already noted we didn't play 4-4-2 to convince others that we actually did. what has city's game in manchester derby gotta do with this argument? did OPTA dispute with you that united played 4-4-2 in that game?

elampawa, give up! your lies got exposed!

pickabeau1:
Why

What help do u need

i guess the replies are distracting her. she wants to finish her assignment before coming back here to expose men's supposed double standards when it comes to sēxual history.

elampiro:
Rooney 84 shots outside the box.
Hernadez 6 shots outside the box.
This gap is even like heaven and hell even if you prorate the time.

that is because hernandez is a box player. even if he's through on goal, he would make sure he walks the ball into the box before shooting.

how can you compare the attributes of hernandez to rooney? are you even sure you understand football at all? rooney shoots sporadically. hernandez is a poacher, his strength is in the box, not outside of it.

Rooney did not play as a lone striker. What was Berbatov doing? Berba's laziness made it look like he never existed in the team. He was actually the lead man.Rooney was the lone striker in the champions league games.

lazy berbatov went on to win golden boot for man utd while the powerful rooney has nothing to show for his 11 full seasons @ man utd.

elampiro:
[b]More fact coming out. How can Rooney play as a striker and got involved more in passing the ball all season than the wingers and defenders. Rooney passed the ball very 1.7 minutes which is 53 passes per 90 minutes. JS Park, a winger and midfielder took passed the ball every 1.9 minutes. Chicharito passed the ball every 3.7 minutes which equaled to only 24 passes per game.
How often United players pass the ball 2011/2012.
Rooney's minutes per pass is 1.7= Converted to 53 passes per 90 minutes.
Rooney 1.7=========53
Chicharito 3.7 ======24
Welbeck= 2.7 =======32
JS Park 1.9 ========47
Young 2.1= ========42
Nani 2=========== 44
Ferdinand== =======45
Vidic ============44
Valencia 1.8== ======51
Jones 1.8========= 48
Smalling 2.2======= 40
Owen 4= 2=========22
Fabio 2========== 44
Evans ===========52
Vidic============44
Evra=============48
Berbatov= 2.2====== 41
I said this before, if Rooney played as a top 9 and was part of the build up play to the extent described above by these stats, then Rooney is an alien for doing that all season. Any logical being would know this superstar was played in the hole. A striker cannot have more passes than wingers. How many evidences now point to this fact that Rooney was in the hole behind the striker? [/b]

this is desperate even from you.
when all statistics have shown rooney was a striker in 11/12, you are counting the number of passes.

opta had it that rooney played in a 4-4-2. opta aren't an edo stats company. they know the difference between 4-4-2 & 4-4-1-1 or 4-2-3-1.

the few games rooney played in the hole were noted. the only game rooney played as a lone striker(city away) was noted.

man utd played 4-4-2 formation 31 times that season & that makes rooney one of the 2-striker formation that season.

elampiro:
I should be the one asking you whether you understand English and stats? The gap was so much that it needed no debate but you were trying to find an excuse and it didnt work. The gap between Rooney and Hernadez was like the gap between heaven and earth.

duh!
the gap between them is as a result of the time they spent on the pitch.

•1400 mins - hernandez
•2800 mins - rooney

only a complete fool would expect rooney & hernandez to produce similar set of shots.

Common sense should tell that Rooney had more shots inside the box in 2009 while he had more outside the box in 2011.

this is stupidity!
in 2009, rooney was a lone striker. the burden of the goalscoring was entirely on his neck. in 2011, he had a strike partner. the burden of the goalscoring was shared between himself & chicha/welbeck/berbatov.

logic isn't your forte!

elampiro:
Yesterday.
Today.
The devil's agent of lying at work.
Ayagayagayagayo hei, ayagayagayagayo.
..............................

Wouldnt it have been more dignifying if this Tortoise just admitted he didnt understand what his figures stood for? That he didnt understand the figures he paraded?

idiocy is the only reason you would type this. you are trying to force evidence when there's none. the sentences are self explanatory.

rooney's low % of shots inside the box were skewed because of the shots he took outside the box(which included direct & indirect freekicks)

do you even understand setpieces include direct or indirect freekicks, corner kicks, etc. elampiro, you are not too old for adult education

11/12 season

Name....Outside the box....Inside the box
Rooney........ 84................73
Chicharito......... 6.................41
Welbeck............14................66
Berbatov............1.................15

09/10 season

name.......outside the box.....inside the box
rooney.........81...................101

so elampiro, did rooney also play in the hole in 09/10 to have taken a whooping 81 shots outside the box?

elampiro's mask of pretentious bullshyte has been ripped apart. you are a charlatan that deserves to be crucified.

Kimoni:
Fear? How? hymen?? Na today??

Everybody claim first ownership these days o, even those that got married to confirmed escorts.

I need to see clear empirical evidence

my dear, everybody isn't coogar!
i have an awesome wealth of experience in these matters. this proof of purity is super authentic. i have a device called hymenömeter.

mcdreeezy:
Una can argue for this thread walahi

that's because a guy known elampiro here has a doctorate degree in lying.

rooney played in the hole in 11/12 and his minute/chance created is 56 mins.

other centre forwards in the league had....

RVP - 36 mins per chance
aguero - 46 mins per chance
adebayor - 47 mins per chance.

what is rooney doing in the hole if the supposedly goalscorers were creating chances at a higher rate than rooney?

Kimoni:
Again my apologies

Proof of first ownership.

Seeing is believing. Show me the proof

you want to see another woman's hymen? fear no even catch you?

elampiro:
Coolieguy Tortoise posted this yesterday. He said categorically that these were numbers of set pieces taken by these players. Today that I am chanced, I probed him by asking him how possible Chicharito took only 6 shots outside the box, but ended up with more set place. Coogar now changed mouth that hmmm, hmmm actually these are shots received from set play by these players.


All in the name to make the figures less favourabale to Rooney.

this illiterate does not understand the meaning of shots taken from set piece. hopefully, oshiomole would start adult education and help your IQ.

you are criminally obtuse!

elampiro:
You are a manipulator. Even the devil is shocked at your lying ability. I asked you since yesterday to provide the number of free kicks Rooney took himself and the one Chicharito took himself, you said Chcihca took 10.

prove it i said chicha took 10 freekicks. failing to do so then you are a lying bastârd who deserves to be RPG'd by ISIS.

You never knew I would dig up the shots figures myself. You didnt know I will probe you on your alleged Chicha's 10 free kick taken.

you are a fool!
chicha didn't take any 10 freekicks. i said chicha took 10 shots from setpieces. english has always been your biggest challenge anyways. even after i included chicha's penalty kick, you still thought i said chicha took 10 freekicks?

Rooney spread his passes diagonally to his wingers which I evidenced with a lengthy video here in the past. He passed to them then ran into the bus to connect the crosses.

rooney didn't spread any pass diagonally, you liar. that was the job of scholes & carrick. you are telling us all the 43 shots rooney took were someone else's setpiece so where are the freekicks outside the box? where's the account for that, you dolt!

if you weren't a senile adult suffering from creeping neurosis, 2 of the goals in rooney's hatrick(freekicks) against arsenal in the 8-2 massacre were from outside the box. so where is the account for such shots(scored or missed).

it's very easy to see you are a charlatan in statistics.

elampiro:
The dispute was shots from set play. I knew you were lying that Rooney took 51 shots from set play. Now your lies are out after I probed you further.

stop lying - that wasn't the dispute!
i broke down all the 157 shots rooney took that season into pieces. you came here to say you investigated and they were all from other competitions. admit it, you are poor at reading statistics!

Your yourself said your stats was about the receiver of the set piece and not the taker. So what are you saying here again to deceive us? Giggs and Young took most of our free kick that season.

i said it included shots from corners & curved freekicks. if rooney's 51 shots were all from the ones he received, where's the account for the direct freekicks he took abi you have no brains?

Chicharito receive 10 shots from the set peiece takers and Rooney received 51 shots from the set piece takers. That is what your stat says.

so where is the statistic for the direct freekicks rooney took in 11/12? or shots from direct freekicks are not included in total shots?

bloody illiterate!

You are the one who says everything is fraudulent or misleading when you are found out.

says the man that said rooney's 157 shots were from other competitions. simple statistics, you cannot read and yet you tell us you are a graduate. you must be a graduate in onion selling.

You rubbished whoscored and their ratings, you rubbished Assists when it favours Rooney, you said Scholes is an illiterate. You lied that Mourinho did not kick a ball before I showed you he played.

whoscored is rubbish when ranking -
we are not ranking here.....we are analysing total shots, we are not even analysing per game or per minute. we are analysing total shots.

i said mourinho never kicked a ball at top level. when did i say he never played at all? everyone of us here has kicked a ball so why would it be different from jose?

you, on the other hand, have seen...

scholes/keane in 1999 final
hargreaves clipping messi's left foot
rooney copping 90 open play key passes
rooney as number-10 in 2011/12

your lies would sink the titanic.

elampiro:
I never disputed the figures. You dont pay attention to details. I disputed the shots from set play because you lied that Rooney took 51 shots from set play himself. Chicha took 10 himself. Berba and Welbeck, etc. Now I took you on it, it took you 24 hours to say the truth that it was their attempts from others set play. Even Smalling attempts from others set plays. So why did you lie to cause confusion in the facts I submitted?

you are still lying in the face of evidence?
you are an edo born truly. lying with impunity is a hobby there. i said rooney took 43 shots from setpieces & anyone with common sense would know that includes direct freekicks, shots from corner kicks or even indirect freekicks outside the box. if your comprehension skills lead you to believe all the 43 shots were direct freekicks then blame your poor knowledge of the language.

You are telling more lies. Whoever will believe you again after you have been found out? Rooney had those 51 shots from inside the box, not outside. That is what I will take. Not your lies.

which 51 shots from inside the box. so rooney has 51 shots inside the box including all the direct freekicks he took? you might have to thaw the 2 brain cells in your cranium. it's frozen.

rooney played in the hole and he was the poorest chance creator amongst all the elite strikers in the league that year? even an ant knows you have been found out as the biggest liar this forum had seen.