₦airaland Forum

moca:
So u of all people use nairaland as a yardstick?
Common!
I knew quite a lot of them and they don't find it easy at all. Societal cum family stigmatization and vulnerability. Name them.

I have. One that just lost her job now.
Had to lobby for a friend to take her as a temporary assistant(an offer he had already given to somebody else)
I guess she needs it more cos of her baby.

It's u guys. Instead of u to wear protection,u will deceive the gal for skin to skin. After,u will dump her.

so there are no morning after pills anymore? have they banned postinor in africa?

elampiro:
This figures are wrong. A Chelsea fan whom I had conversation with this morning prompted me on this. He said he wasnt sure a United player has had 18 Assists in the EPL, if at all it should be Giggs. I checked OPTA and behold he was correct.

OPTA
Nani= 14
Drogba= 13
Rooney =11
Fabregas= 11
Baines = 11
Arshavin= 11
Young= 10.

Considering the number of minutes Young played that season, he was abysmal.

how many times are we going to educate you that the premier league's assist count is different from OPTA's. nani had 19 assists in the premier league that year & i can list each & everyone of them for you to verify.

OPTA doesn't count assist for a player that wins a penalty if the penalty is scored. OPTA doesn't count assists from rebounds. OPTA doesn't count assist for own goals. the premier league counts those as assists week in week out.

nothing you say can ever defend wayne rooney as one of the most useless forwards that has ever graced the premier league. 170EPL goals in 13 seasons. 1 away league goal in 14 months. no golden boot & he's never topped any league assist chart in his 13-year career as a professional.

rooney is a liability!

debosky:
Even with Chris 'Romario' Smalling's goals Welbz still scored the vital goal knocking y'all out of the FA Cup and he's drinking champagne in celebration now.
Most players won't mind that kind of thunder firing them.

he's drinking champagne in celebration because he has won all the available domestic trophies in england which puts him as the most decorated player in the arsenal squad!

Nmeri17:
you always sound so objective, sometimes i wonder if its really a woman behind your posts

woman ke?
what gave you that idea? oh i get it.....the moniker.

DarkkRebel:
Quit all these unnecessary brouhaha.
you are too old for this sh1t..

hehe .. you are everything I hope I'll never be. a 29 year old that acts like a prepubescent girl.
so why would i wanna copy your wack style? or be like you? hahaha... lmfao.

paranoia is a b1atch

you are a copycat!
go fùck yourself & your retardēd bars. so i am 29? hahahaha - your mind is a terrible thing to waste. if you spend more time on your bars rather than pröstituting yourself from one section of the forum to another, you would be more respected!

debosky:
Welbeck says hi.

thunder fire you & your welbeck that couldn't outscore chris smalling in the league.

danbrowndmf:
lols...baba which dy u go drop freestyle for FFr na,drop something make u inspire boys to write na.

no inspiration!
no vex........

danbrowndmf:
i thought i was the only one seen pple writting "Single Mother" for life,they keep glorifying it as if ts a trophy

what do you expect?
haven't you realised deportees are the first set of people to say "there's no place like home.". once they fail, they have to somehow convince themselves they are happy & the failure isn't a big deal.

parrotibaba:
before u know it ,elampiro will tell us dat Rooney was a right back for most of his united career ...carry on mate ,I de wait ur chapter three

you have to feel sorry for elampiro's intelligence. SAF is hiding rooney from gerrard is the most ridiculous excuse i have ever seen to defend rooney.

DarkkRebel:
Its glaring that all your posts are full of and marinated in hate.
All the years you've been rapping, what has been your achievements?
if anyone needs to quit its you for being a pollutant and virus..
if you cannot bring out where i used any Ivan Drago scheme in a battle then there's no need arguing boy
I got a Copa del rey final to watch and a verse to write.
bye.

my achievement?
even a mosquito knows you & i are not in the same level. you could copy my style, imitate my penmanship but you can never buy my wits. how can you even think you can succeed in this art when you don't even believe in yourself.

you have no identity.
you want to be everyone - instead of carving your own niche. you need a competent shrink to cure your complex identity crisis. your self confidence weighs less than an atom.

elampiro:
Gerald knows Rooney very well and has the ability to use that against him.

you are talking nonsense.....
there's nothing gerrard has against rooney. where are you even getting this nonsense from? did SAF call you personally to say he wanted to protect rooney from gerrard? so if rooney couldn't face gerrard, na berbatov go face gerrard?

elampiro:
I mean in 2010/2011 he scored 11 and Assisted 11
In 2012/2013 he scored 12 and Assisted 10
He had just 2000 and 2200 minutes respectively.

has he ever topped the assist chart?
11/12 assists is too low. nani got 18. ashley young got 18. cesc got 18 this season.

parrotibaba:
which kind of stцpid excuse is dis? "SAF was probably trying to avoid Rooney playing against Gerrard" ... niggur please find another thing to say ,dis is d height of clueless ,trying to stick an argument where dia is none

can you imagine the excuse?
SAF is trying to avoid rooney playing against gerrard?

weedtaker:
baba, i tell you say if you and this guy enter arguement you go end up being "CLUELESS" just like him.. And coogar you harsh o, no be even dame or matured mothers.. Grannys 4 dat matter ACHAWO rooney

it's not a punchline, it's a real fact!

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/rooney-admits-sex-with-a-granny-6952363.html

ocephraim:
Hair surgery

and sleeping with merseyside grandmothers.

elampiro:
1. If I got hold of that Ferguson's post, that is what I will share but without further comment. That argument should wait for another day.

2. Rooney had two thing going for him before we bought him, Goals+Assists. Then a team player. When you judge Wayne Rooney, count his goals+Assists together.

See you. I want to end this.

he comes short when you had goals/assists.
when rooney scores more than 25 league goals, his assists fall below 6.

DarkkRebel:
You have the sensitivities of a blunt axe!
Insipid plonker and poseur.

every scum, prick and fanny knows Ivan Drago's famous saying:- "If he dies he dies".
so who bit who here? you must think all the people residing in Nigeria are completely ignorant cos they don't live in England.
putrid racist!

•I only had it woven wittily into a verbal duel I was having at that time with Pein.
some random commenter on the post we were debating on begged me to spare him(Pein), and that was when I said- '' If he dies he dies" ! -

I was even the one that told you about it, cos one of the fb raccoons said i stole cooger's 'Ivan Drago's' reference to use in a convo..
I thought it was incredibly r£tarded for someone to say such a thing, so i told you of it just to prove how redundant and brain-dead those fb tramps are.

even Pusha T used the 'If he dies he dies, Ivan Drago" analogy in the song he featured Kendrick Lamar(nostalgia)
I guess you bit it from Pusha T then cos he released that song before your battle with Sidd0gg....

• Your I.Q is lower than Tahiti's FIFA ranking is a perfect bar.
So if I say someone's acuteness is lower than India's FIFA ranking you'd start using the figure/number India is on Fifa's list to rate the person's perception and discernment prowess?

You've always been a dumb punk!
funny how you brought out a bar from my first battle here when I was still a virgin in the world of textceeing.

Keep beating your flat chest.
Its only in your little head that rappers stay stagnant and don't improve. you even praised my penmanship when i obliterated Mikuz few months back, and here you are acting all wet.
accept my call out and beat me.

all i know is if i get 1 week to write for you and we brawl audio or text I would defeat you...
what's an iguanid to an iguandon?

please tuck your tongue back in, cos your reign on this platform has unfortunately ended...
you are no longer relevant especially when you have only 2 battles to your name(minus the times you sparred under the cognomen Sauron)
and even in the 2 battles you were caught plagiarising and biting.
you are done !

you are a consummate rëtard!
you bit ivan drago's bar line hook & sinker. you were called out on it & you started fidgeting that it was your concept. you didn't spit it in any conversation. you spat it in a battle with one of those no-mark faggöts on facebook.

i bit ivan drago line?
look at this fool......i punned russian haymaker & referenced with ivan drago and you are here comparing it with if he dies he dies that k-shine said against DNA in URL? theft runs in your family tree so i ain't surprised.

don't even get me started about the tahiti FIFA ranking. your lack of creativity had you spitting a useless bar. you went on praising someone you were supposed to be destroying. FIFA ranking had tahiti at 180.......anyone with IQ above 120 is a genius. as you can see.....it's obvious you would be a champion in retärd olympics of rappers.

you had 1 full year to write & teddymiyaki undressed you twice. you got beaten by a woman twice. if you have any decorum in you........you would have swallowed cyanide. if you combine the IQ of all the people in your village, they would get destroyed in my sleep.....never mind writing.

you need to quit this rap game......you have reached the zenith of intellectual bankruptcy.

elampiro:
We were on this twice before. It should be postponed to another day. Let's not make this unending. I have lost two days of what was suppose to be a long weekend. Bring it up again.

But remember SAF said something about the formation and I published it here recently, I think this year. He told papers what we played in the second half.

just answer the bloody question.
what formation did we play in moscow?

The two upfront are the most targeted for analysis on their roles by pundits. Many formation charts however carelessly still group 4-4-1-1 together as 4-4-2. Why? It depends on the staff in charge of drawing the formation of certain clubs. Some have Kagawa as number 10 in their list, may be too Januzaj as a winger. May be they marked Ozil as number 10, Welbeck as a striker.

says who?

So when Welbeck is taken to the wing and Ozil on the right wing and Ramsey in the hole, they miss their formation. If Januzaj is in the hole and Kagawa in the wing, they miss their formation. If Rooney is in the hole, they could mistke him as a second striker. However, second striker is still number 10.

I think I want to end this argument.

so you now agree rooney is useless?
cos if rooney is number-10, he has one of the lowest assists if you consider the sheer number of games he plays. if he's a striker; he's also useless cos his average per season is too low for the hype he gets.

so we have a rooney who isn't excellent in assists or excellent in goalscoring. so what exactly is rooney's specialty?

5minsmadness:
Inasmuch as there are men out there with low libido, they are in the vast minority and should not be used as a yardstick. Our testosterone levels(responsible for sex drive /libido) is 16times higher than those of females. This is a biological fact and has nothing to do with social ideologies.

how won't some married men have a low libïdo when the wives stopped taking care of their health? you married a size 8/10 in 2013. fast forward 2 years, she's now size 22. of course, that would affect the sëx drive of the man involved.

most black women don't take care of their fitness. they would rather spend money on cosmetics than spend it in a gym. if you buy a car.....you expect some wear & tear over the years, you don't expect it to double in size.

elampiro:
Even whoscored and opta group all midfielder (central and wingers) together as 4. That is a standard on its own.

so why is rooney & berbatov not grouped on their own then? opta/whoscored already told us man utd played 4-4-2 formation 31 times in 11/12 season. what else are you arguing for?

@elampiro.....

what formation did united play in moscow in the final of the 2008 champions league?

elampiro:
1. o you can defend a player? Ukwu!!! Okay, let me just allow it go because RVP is our player.

no...
don't allow it to go. what can you say about RVP? nothing!

2. Rooney is number 10, he musnt win the golden boot in the league. He won best three forwards in the world. He won the PFA player of the year. He finished 5th best footballer in the world.

he mustn't win the golden boot & yet a winger won it for man utd?

elampiro:
Alex Ferguson played mostly 4-4-1-1. He said he used Rooney behind the striker. Rooney himself said he played behind the striker.
Carrick was our DM Scholes was our box to box. They didnt have same roles.

exactly!
they didn't have the same roles which means carrick, scholes & our wingers shouldn't have been grouped together as the second 4.

if carrick, scholes & the wingers are all in the same band then logic follows rooney & berbatov must be in the same band. you have been exposed yet again.

elampiro:


Carrick is the sitting midfielder, the DM. Scholes the box to box who could move forward. This is simple tactics na.

so why isn't it 4-1-1-2-1-1?

elampiro:
Now Arsenal won two trophies in three seasons withou Van Persie.

Kai! They surely knew he was their bad luck blocking the route to the goal. A liability to a team that truly wants to win trophies.

van persie has won the league title!
it's the most prestigious trophy in england. who reckons with FA cup? why are the winners of the league title known as the english champions?

1 league title = 10 FA cups!

elampiro:
How can it be two matches when there were clubs that played 3 or 4 matches. Remember CR7 was there.

united played 2 games in that tournament! rooney's mates are winning golden boots on the league, champions league, euros & world cup and you are mentioning a competition the average football fan knows nothing of.

elampiro:
Let me use you guy's logic: How many goal does he average a season?

Then how can you use Seria B as a measurement?

Lastly, name the leagues you said he won different golden boots.

Rooney has got into Ballon Dor best three forwards. Who is Toni? Rooney won the best player and golden boot in world club cup.

a competition of 2 matches?
you have no shame at all. who reckons with CWC? how is it any different from community shield?

elampiro:
Rooney played mostly in 4-4-1-1
He said this himself and SAF said this.
You guys said he played as a second striker/support striker. Even if we were to accept that, that is still the number 10 position.

he didn't play mostly in 4-4-1-1.
alex ferguson always used 4-4-2. it's his most preferred formation. just because a player is slightly behind the other does not split them. from that image, how come you are putting carrick & scholes in the same band? if scholes & carrick are in the same band, how come berba & rooney aren't in the same band?

elampiro:
Zonal Marking tells you when it's 4-4-1-1 and when it's 4-4-2. It tells when it's 4-4-1-1 but looking like a 4-4-2 (twish) Look at the matches one after the other.

rooney played mostly in a 4-4-2 formation!
stop making excuses for a useless striker that has one away league goal in 14 months.

tess1:
Remaining ones i have for you from your Zonal Marking. Where will ever be a number 10 in a 4 4 2 flat formation?

Most of these are for 2011/12 season. The almighty Zonal Markings only picked selected matches.

elampiro is a fraud!
carrick is far behind scholes but it's 4 for him. rooney is slightly behind berbatov.....mr elampawa feels they are not levelled so it's a 1-1.

Kimoni:
True! But you guys too should free them. Marriage no be by force naa

Lol

but...but we need their oyel

Kimoni:
Politics knows no brother, Everyman for himself

I honestly thought labour would win, I refused to trust any Brit since then

labour got fractured too.
all the votes SNP got would have normally gone to the labour party but scotland formed their own national bloc. when a house is divided against itself, failure is imminent!

weedtaker:
Elampiro is just a rooney fan trying everything he could in his power to defend him (even though his poor performance is clear for all to see), when i was going through this thread's earlier post today, i saw a post by him claiming that van persie wasn't our messiah in 2013, can you imagine? Even trying to rate rooney above him..

he was so unhappy with RVP's achievements that season. he started calling him hyena - that RVP just waits in the box to feed off from the sweats of other players. RVP made 10 assists that season - his 72 key passes that season was the highest in the team. how did the hyena manage to create that amount of chances?

Kimoni:
And y'all still voted for them undecided undecided

the other candidates were poorer. labour should have had that victory but many brits don't trust their policy on immigration. ed miliband backstabbed his own brother to become the leader of labour, i think that might have also worked against him.

Kimoni:

Why are the teaching hospitals in Ituku ozalla in a financial squeeze? The reasons might just be the same

i can confidently answer this one.... witchcraft is the major problem of the teaching hospitals here

Why did Metronet fail?

poor leadership & inadequate management.

Why did BSF fails?

the spending cuts of cameron & clegg put paid to BSF in 2010. conservatives & cuts are like siamese twins.

Kimoni:
Hmnnnn

Funny thing is I didn't explore any of these reasons except for the last point which I talked briefly on. They are not material enough in my judgement. thnx though


Coogar and TV must know about the first two. I await their analysis
No be everytime we go dey discuss man - woman matter
Man shall not live by bread alone

NHS?
from my hut in ituku ozalla? i only know of our local teaching hospital here.

elampiro:
Comprehend man.

comprehend?
generally? always? you can only use the word always & general for de gea, ferdinand, terry, etc. they don't play in other positions apart from their primary roles. how can you use always for rooney? rooney has played in about 8 positions throughout his career at different phases.

parrotibaba:
did u smoke crayfish dis morning? was welbeck in our team in. 2010/2011 season? wasn't he at Sunderland? .
this is our match against Liverpool where we lost 3-1

my oh my!
you go kill elampiro at this rate o. cheiiiiii, elampawa has been exposed. we only get to see his mumu images of rooney behind berba.......now we are seeing berba behind rooney.

waiting for elampawa to say this is a mistake. from ZM very soon, he would tell us rooney is the best number-10 in the world cos other number-10s don't score like him. how can they score like him when rooney plays as a striker?

i have never seen ozil, oscar, cazorla, kagawa, mata, iniesta, etc in this advanced position in their career. rooney is a number-10? it's the biggest myth of the century. he's a striker through and through - the media just make excuses for him cos he's very poor at what he's supposed to be.

elampiro:
SAF did not say he will use Young as he used Rooney. He said Young played as a number 10 in Villa the previous season, in same position as United uses Rooney generally. From time immemorial. Yori Yori.

In the course of this argument, I even saw where SAF said Kagawa's best position is nunber 10 and that is where Rooney likes to play.

Have a nice day, Mr Rooney hater.

uses rooney generally?
i didn't see that word in the comment. if that is how he always uses rooney, you mean rooney played behind a striker in 09/10? maybe i should then take it that you don't understand the meaning of the word always