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VictoriaBee:
We can wear men outfits.

You men should attain equality with us by wearing skirt and bra.
for now, we are above men.

......if it makes you sleep at night.

andromida:
There should be more emphasis on how to enjoy sex as a woman and less on how to please men then more women will enjoy orgasmic sex.

women should just accept the fate nature dealt them. orgäsms are a rarity in women. only about 25% of the female population can reach orgäsm via intercourse.....women who have experienced it are in the minority.

no amount of education or mommy talks can liberate a woman whose anatomy would never allow orgäsms. it is what it is - i don't think nature ever intended for women to get orgäsmic feelings. their primary role is being a vessel for a man to reach his orgäsms.

Stillfire:
I haven't read the whole ten page, just the topic.
But this is rubbish!
This is the same West that ridiculed my foremothers for being bare-chested and called them primitive. Now they want to be naked. They are hypocrites as far as I'm concerned. If it were African women on this campaign, I will support them. Not these hypocrites.
Besides, as a confirmed, unabashed prude, I don't believe in the excessive exposure of sexuality. Please I don't want my eyes bastardized. Imagine seeing a man walking with his di.ck out all in the name of freedom, I will be the first to call the police.
The same old standards of sexuality women are held to, men should be held to such standards.

If women cannot go barechested, men should not be allowed to go barechested, rather than since men can go barechested, women should as well. Since women are slut-shamed, men MUST be slut-shamed! All sluts male and female are deviants to society and should be prosecuted. This is my kind of equality.

what next?
men should also wear skirts & bras? men should volunteer 5 days in a calendar month to wear sanitary pads so as to attain equality?

TV01:
Too kind. But you flatter me . UI dropout, who struggled to graduate from poly. But thankfully, it takes little by way of intelligence to dismantle the schoolgirl ideology called feminism and it's adherents

you went to UI?

Don't mind They both love and need it - actively fish for it. There's nothing as forlorn and frustrated as a woman without male admirers. See as they die slowly as they hit the wall and literally become invisible to men .

If men didn't ogle women, they'd campaign for it .

TV

100% correct!

this is the example of the teams i have been coming against in division 2.

moonraker:
Btw a certain Walcot at ST might be coming to a console near you. I hope you have bought sweat bands and extra controllers....

he would get MOTM card this week - that's certain! a lot of gamers won't care about him though. the attention is focused on TOTS.

the amount of TOTY messi/ronaldo i have seen in the last 4 days has been ridiculous. some are even selling at the minimum price. gamers are selling fast to have enough coins to compete when all the TOTS' are released.

moonraker:
The worse part is that it is hard to stop them without getting your player a yellow card.... its just ridiculous.

i hate sweaty teams....
ibarbo, doumbia, emenike. pace abusers would then put walcott & hazard on the flanks. they just run & run, no tactical approach whatsoever. EA should ban gamers who do that.

Bibol:
Hehehehehe

Odikwa serious

OP, what is the meaning of orgasm

it's a sim card produced by orga telecoms company. orga's sim ---> orgasm

sinizia:
I will have to stop because Coogar just ripped Rooney apart with stats. And as a Man Utd fan, it's shameful to me. I'm not mocking Rooney, i love the guy, but all I'm saying is that for €300K and all the praises he's getting, i expected not less than 20 goals per season from. But he can't afford that and it's sad. I'm not mocking him, just saying the truth.

don't mind the media sheep!
the moment the biased english media tell them rooney is world class, they hang on to it like its the gospel. on what planet can rooney & tevez be put on the same pedestal?

sinizia:
Even at Club, Rooney had more opportunity to topple Tevez. Tevez moved to many clubs, some as poor as West Ham. Tevez for many months refused to play for City, he came back and picked form instantly. There's no comparison. Tevez has won the Olympics, has Rooney won anything International? Abeg, forget story.

tevez has single-handedly delivered league titles in argentina & brazil. he's won copa libertodores(UCL equivalent in south america) & he was ranked the best player....he wasn't a passenger like rooney who was carried on the back of ronaldo in 2007/8.

tevez came to england.....
he pulled west ham out of relegation single-handedly & was their player of the season. he won 2 league titles & UCL at man utd. he won the league title at city & he has won the league title twice now @juventus.

he has made more impact for the clubs he's played for than rooney can ever be. tevez is a born-winner.

sinizia:
Tevez has proved himself in every league he's played. He single handedly saved West Ham, something Rooney can't achieve!! Tevez moved to Seria A and he's already surpassed the 20-goal mark.

tevez is 100 times better than rooney.
everywhere he goes, he wins. he won the golden boot at city. he won the boot @the olympics for his country.

he has won player of the season for city, juventus, argentina, etc. he won south american player of the year 3 times in a row. rooney can never compare to tevez.

Nihilist:
I included international goals.

you included international goals because you are a fraud. rooney has almost double the number of games tevez has played for country. their respective international games aren't similar, only club games are similar.

Even if we're to remove internstional goals, then we see that Rooney's goal output and Tevez's goal output are very similar over a similar amount of games.

rooney has played about 15 games more & i am sure rooney has played at least 10,000 minutes more than tevez for club. tevez still wins.

I'm even disregarding the fact that Tevez career totals include goals in argentine and Brazilian leagues, whilst Rooney has been performing non stop in one of the biggest leagues in the world.

It is extremely fraudulent to call Tevez a baller and rooney a fraud than.

oshea has been performing non stop in one of the biggest leagues in the world, he must be a world class player if we use your logic. what has where tevez played before gotta do with his talent?

he met rooney in england, he won the golden boot of rooney's country & since he's left, rooney hasn't been able to match that feat. abeg, no one would put rooney anywhere close to tevez.

tevez was born to win, rooney is just a granny shaggër. an unproven featherweight who gets a pass cos his country doesn't produce quality strikers. even with rooney's wackness, he is still england's best forward.

Nihilist:
Rooney has 295 career goals.

That's Tevez down. List your next striker.

295 career goals for where?
na yam?

185 - EPL
19 - FA cup
6 - carling cup/capital one cup
33 - european games(UCL + europa)
4 - others(CWC, etc)

how did you arrive at 295?

sinizia:
Rooney has not been our best player in past 3 seasons. The so-called Man Utd's golden boy has flopped for the past 3 seasons... But take a look at others..

Aguero is Man City's best player this season.
Suarez was Liverfool's best player last season.
Ibrahimovic keeps being PSG's best player with each season.

Messi is Barca's best player for countless seasons. same with CR7 for Madrid.
But when it comes to Rooney who is in the same echelon as these strikers, he's found wanting!!


England press is the only reason Rooney is over-paid and over-hyped. He's a fraud!!

there has never been a time rooney has convincingly been our best player. he was nowhere to be found when ronaldo was here.

even in 09/10 when he was overhyped by his friends in the media, you could make a good case for antonio valencia that year. in 11/12, you could make a case for valencia, nani & scholes as well.

so in 11 seasons with us, rooney can only make 2 claims which are even debatable as our best player. how is that good enough? a striker that cannot win a golden boot or top the assist chart is simply overrated & overhyped.

Nihilist:
You listed Tevez, Bergkamp etc.

Oya Numbers please. Thank God Tevez and Rioney are around the same age.

List Career total goals!

tevez has 248 career club goals
rooney has 247 career club goals.



and this is tevez that has moved from club to club(many of them mediocre) - someone who has had to acclimatise to different leagues from the plains of south america to europe.

rooney moved 30 miles from merseyside to man utd. he's never had to learn a new language, adapt to a newer league or learn a different culture. it has also taken tevez less games and he has scored more.

case closed!

Nihilist:
How many of the strikers you listed have a higher CAREER total than Rooney.

Not even EPL now. Career.

Answer on a post card

rooney's career is in it's 13th year.......
we should compare it to the career of aguero that is way less?

when people run out of things to say, they become sentimental. 170 EPL goals is super-low for an elite forward that has consistently played in a top team for 11 years.

TV01:
Bro' please. There is always hope. I enjoin you - and other men on this board - to persevere until he is restored to full manhood. Think of it as a labour of love !

Women have absolutely no problem with men ogling them. Their caveats are merely that it should be men they find attractive/like. Otherwise it's considered creepy.

I like the sum of your submissions 5mins. As ever feminists deny biology/natural impulses and society' protective restrictions in an attempt to sieze power. Utter confusion. Which as ever will do a disservice to women generally.

Like I said, if this comes into force, it will be used as a tool to "rank" women and assign "status" to the men who acquire the choice ones .

Bring it on - or get them out. Whatever !


TV

you must be very intelligent!
women don't mind being stared at as long as he is a man they like. they only feel offended when the undesirables ogle or flirt at them - that is when they use the word harassment!

Nihilist:
The only person I can blame for this post is Coogar.

No objective footy fan will name his EPL top 5 strikers and leave out Rooney. It's just not possible.

I completely agree that Rooney is not the wrecking ball he once was, but you can't be superman forever.

Someone said Rooney ONLY scored 170 EPL goals. ONLY?

you blame me & then went on to completely type a whole lot of rubbish.

rooney? top 5 in the EPL? when? how?

if we are talking about EPL since it was established then strikers like.....

•shearer
•henry
•ruud
•drogba
•bergkamp

are all heads & shoulders better than rooney.

in recent times.....
•aguero
•tevez
•RVP
•costa
•suarez

are all better than rooney!

so when exactly was rooney in the top 5 category? he has scored 170EPL goals but he has been scoring them since he was 17. rooney would be 30 in october. it has taken him 13 years to score 170 goals. that's about 15 league goals per season....... that's the level you would expect from benteke, berahino or bony.

ruud scored 95 EPL goals in only 5 seasons. how many do you think he woulda scored in 13 seasons? abeg, if you don't have anything meaningful to say, kindly crawl back to your thread of numpties.....where the population ratio of the rêtards to the intellects is about 30 to 1.

moonraker:
It is hard. Check out my club tour. Even with all those players, i still got relegated to division 4 yesterday.

i think you should build a team of the same league players or the same club players......high chemistry is the key. if the chemistry isn't 10, any chemistry style you apply may not even work.

then again, i have been handpicking my opponents. any team established before 2014 october is a no-no. then pay attention to custom tactics. since i start using it, my win % has been 80%. i won division 3 with a game to spare.

elampiro:
in 2009/10, Rooney would have won d golden boot and help us win the league etc. He never recovered from his injury at Alianz Arena against Bayern Munich. in s return leg SAF made him play through pains and when our results were getting bad and we were fell from top table, SAF rushed Rooney back not injury free.

nah!
rooney just stopped producing after his injury. he played several games after he missed the chelsea/blackburn games & he never returned back to form.

so was he still injured when he didn't score a goal from open play between august 2010 & jan 2011? when are you going to admit rooney isn't good enough?

elampiro:
He was an AM. We had this argument twice before. He was playing diagonally to wings then run in to score from crossings. His midfield stats tells it too.
I can't go into a new argument. I got work doing for a long nite.

he was a striker......
no AM has as low as 4 league assists. how can rooney be an AM when his shots per game was about 5?

elampiro:
Cantona was an AM, so also Rooney too.

Saha returns on per minutes played is a disgrace compared to Rooney. Saha was a CF.

ABEG. YOU GUYS SHOULD ACCEPT DFEAT. GNITE.

how's rooney an AM when he scored 4 goals as a CF this season? how's rooney an AM when his best scoring record was as a striker in 09/10 & 10/12?

did cantona ever play as a striker for united?

elampiro:
I will continue from here tomorrow.

From 2007/8 to date Lampard has 45 Assists. Rooney has 63 same period.

didn't you say you counted from 2005? why change to 2007?

elampiro:
Rooney does have injuries. If not for injuries, he would have won the golden boot 2009/2010 and probablyhelp us win the UCL.

he wouldn't have.....
drogba was much much better than rooney that season. rooney came back after his injury & he couldn't hit a barn door. drop the excuse!

SailorXY:
the long & short is that Rooney cannot lead our line if we are to return to days of old. he's 30, senile & has been on a free fall since 2011.

van Persie & Rooney can leave or play second fiddle to an energetic center forward next season. LvG knows his honeymoon is done - this is not quantum physics.

https://i.imgur.com/SD3sRvQ.gif

elampawa: I check from 2005 down, Rooney did far better in per minutes played.

that's impossible.
lampard is next to giggs on the all-time assist table. there's no way rooney has assisted more.

sinizia:
He knew what i meant, he's just too biased to admit that Rooney is wack. Even Diouf has a better away goal record than Rooney and he's earning peanuts. Rooney is wack!!

don't mind him....
that's what he does. instead of him to argue objectively how rooney has failed to score more than 1 away league goal since march last year, he's arguing about lampard's goals.

elampiro:

Saha was a striker for Manchester United. He scored 28 goals in 4 seasons. Something Rooney scored in 2011/2012 alone. Saha highest goals in a season is 8 goals in 24 appearances.

CANTONA NEVER SCORED 20 GOALS. 73 IN 171 APPEARANCES FOR UNITED.
Ukwu!! Arent you shamed now?

how many games did saha play for united? how many minutes did he play? you would be surprised is 28 goals has a better rate than rooney's.

cantona was an AM.
it's illogical to compare him to rooney who has played a chunk of his games in the CF position. are you not ashamed silva has the same amount of league goals as rooney despite playing in less minutes?

elampiro: Even Chelsea fans will laugh at this stupidity and lies from the pit of hell. Now I know I have been arguing with a two years old or a brainwashed follow follow.

you don't need to insult him to pass your message across. what he meant to say was lampard scored 20+ goals in all competitions for 5 seasons back to back.

Also, Rooney beats Lampard in Assists.

how can rooney beat lampard in assists?

moonraker:

you have almost completely fifa.

not quite!
i couldn't promote to division 1 but i held @division 2. the teams i have been going against in this division have RB ronaldo, messi(96) and suarez(93) upfront.

i can't win against them not because i ain't good enough, but because they just have the better team. i need reinforcements before i have another go. i don't want to relegate to division 3.

chrisley024:
Stop telling me what happened when Berbatov was still in United. We're talking now

even berbatov went on to win the golden boot. rooney has nothing to show as an individual award for an elite striker in the league.

rooney is a disgrace to our badge!
1 away league goal since march last year. that is the most damning stat ever.

elampiro:
He will soon outlive RVP in Man United.

He outlived Saha, Tevez, Berbtov, Welbeck, already, yet he is useless. Yori Yori.

rooney outlived ronaldo, rooney must be better than ronaldo? sterling outlived suarez, sterling is better than suarez?

you can do better than this, elampawa!

elampiro:
Every Man City player will destroy United players in every position. Aguero will annihilate RVP and Falcao combine together.

RVP won the golden boot in back to back seasons. when rooney was a striker, he won nothing. when rooney was a number-10, he never topped any assist chart.

what exactly is rooney good at?

elampiro:
Rooney was an AM in 2011/2012 playing behind Chicharito and Welbeck.

rooney was a striker in 11/12.

sinizia:
Darkrebel, Rooney functions better as an AM, yet he's not in Top 5 best AM in the world. Why? Abeg, Rooney is jack of all trades, master of none over-hyped by the English media. If Messi was an England guy, Goal.com will singing his praise every fùcking minute!!

rooney is not in the top 20 AMs in europe. which rooney? the same rooney that has the first touch of a rapîst?

see how common david silva completely destroyed in every known stat attached to creativity. the only stat rooney did better was goals scored from penalty.

silva played less minutes & yet he did better than rooney that played more minutes, played half of his games as a striker & even got the bonus of an awoof penalty.

how else should we prove rooney is a liability?

elampiro:
You have lost your sense of logic.
How did we finished in the mid table this season?

2013/2014 season= Ramsey scored 10 goals. Giroud scored 16.
2013/2014 season= Rooney scored 17. RVP scored 12

Tell me how we should have finished well when our midfielder became the top scorer?

i think you have lost your ability to reason. how is finishing 4th the same as mid-table. rooney played 14 games as a striker, and even scored an awoof penalty along the line. ramsey never played as a striker for arsenal.

2013/2014 season= Ramsey scored 6 goals. Sanchez 16, Giroud scored 14.
2013/2014 season= Rooney scored 12. RVP scored 10

rooney played 2800+ mins
RVP played 2110 'mins.
rooney played 700 mins more than RVP and he had only 2 goals to show for it.

Coogar goodnight. I have load of work tonight against tomorrow. Try to enjoy your sleep tonight.

i always enjoy myself whenever i prove rooney is pure wänk!

Ayagayagayagayo hei, ayagayagayagayo. I don destroy Coogar and his ally. That other new man dey write like Starboard. I be he don go rebrand?

you destroyed yourself!
rooney has scored just 1 away goal in the league since march 2014. that's more than 14 months ago.

1 away goal in 14 months?

sinizia:
Rooney beat RVP in goals because he played more than RVP, Rooney amasses the highest number of playing time in Man Utd, yet Lampard who's not an attacker bests him season after season. Messi played on the wings this season, CR7 plays on the wing every season, but right from 2004/2005 when Rooney has been striking, he's yet to score up to 30 goals. Something that wingers like Cr7 keeps achieving. Give it up, a striker is known for goals and Rooney sucks at it!! Rooney rules at Man Utd no doubt,but compared to striking elites, he sucks!! RVP has won EPL highest scorer twice, where was Rooney then? A fit RVP gave us the EPL, something Rooney can't do.

Neymar will easily outscore Rooney in this current Man Utd squad. Can Rooney spearhead Liverfool's attacks with aplomb like Torres and Suarez did? If Rooney wasn't England's golden boy, he'd have faded away. English press over-hypes him!! Chelsea brought a mere £30 mill when they wanted to buy him. Shameful!!

mame biram diouf would outscore rooney if we bring him back to man utd. hell, danny ings, charlie austin, etc would do better than rooney.

even david silva scored 12 league goals this season & yet he didn't have one single game playing as a striker. who is elampiro deceiving?

elampiro:
How many did Van Persie play as a central midfield?

Ramsey and Toure played in teams that finished in UCL places. Rooney played in a team that finished mid table.

so we finished mid-table this season that rooney played in the central midfield? arsenal finished 4th last season & ramsey scored 20+ goals from the midfield. we finished 4th this season & rooney scored how many goals?

what do you have to say to this stat about rooney?