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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Let's Connect! by coogar: 10:11pm On Nov 05, 2011
i trust sexkillz. he's never gotten it wrong once since i have been patronizing his agency for the past 20 yrs.
so unless you have had plastic surgery in the last 48 hrs, you are dark-skinned.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Let's Connect! by coogar: 9:53pm On Nov 05, 2011
white bikinis, dark skin!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Which Football League Is The Best In The World? by coogar: 9:50pm On Nov 05, 2011
dayokanu:
EPL sucks. Its a 2 team show or cn you explain Why has EPL only been about Man Utd and Chelsea?. Since 2005 Chelsea and man Utd have been alternating the baton between themselves?
shattap, la liga is the 2-man team. e-p-l is a more competitive league than la liga and you know it. you bring up arguments like since 2005. . . ,
did football start in england in 2005? football started here in 1888 so let's do some arithmetic, shall we?

man utd are the most successful club in england and they have only won their league [b]19 times in 123 seasons [/b]of english football. real madrid are the most successful club in spain and they have won their league 31 times in 82 seasons in spain. it's like the other clubs in spain are dead for real madrid to be winning the league title at least once in less than 3 seasons.

la liga is a 2-man team. it does not end there. only barcelona and madrid have won the champions league in spain. in england, forest, liverpool, man utd, etc have won the champions league. it doesn't end there too. even the copa del rey(english fa cup equivalent) - barcelona have won it 25 times, real madrid 18 times. in england, man utd have won the equivalent which happens to be the oldest football competition on the planet - 11 times, arsenal(10 times), spurs(8 times), liverpool and aston villa(7 times). the competition is fierce in england than in spain.

Since year 2000 Deportivo, Valencia, Barca and Madrid have won the La Liga while EPL its only Arsenal, Chelsea and Man Utd
stop cutting the years. look at the statistics of both leagues historically.
football did not start in europe in year 2000 otherwise bayern munich have only won one champions league title - same as liverpool.

The players ruling EPL now Torres, Mata, Silva, Aguero Are they Madrid or Barcelona players?
the players ruling epl? i laugh in guardiola.
how many spanish players have won the pfa player of the season in england? how many of them have won the epl golden boot?
rule ko, throne ni.

That shows that if Valencia had played EPL with Silva , Mata and Villa they would have won it 6 years in a row.
and yet liverpool mopped the floor with madrid 5-0 aggregate in the champions league.
arsenal beat real madrid aggregate of 1-0 some seasons ago. i cannot count the number of times man utd have sodomized valencia in recent times.
dayo - you need to go and take a breather. when i am in town, stop misinforming the public with your beer parlour statistics.

la liga have no history in europe if you remove barcelona and real madrid from it.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Let's Connect! by coogar: 9:22pm On Nov 05, 2011
slimyem:
ye unbeliever!why didnt you tell me thomas is your real name?
sexkillz showed me your pic in bikinis(back-view) so i know what your skin looks like.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Let's Connect! by coogar: 8:22pm On Nov 05, 2011
slimyem:
you dont know it.you can't prove it.
All u gotta do is just believe me and lets slug it out.
show me your true pic and let's slug it out.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 6:51pm On Nov 05, 2011
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9488098#msg9488098 date=1320512420]Baba not yet realising but slowly getting there. We have zero midfield.[/quote]do we?

when that same midfield was playing attacking football, some of our fans #coughs# ruudie, starboard, etc were concerned about the number of shots the defence was conceding. now, those shots have reduced drastically and united have kept 4 clean sheets in a row.

ruudie loves this kind of football. get the 3 points - no matter how ugly and keep a clean sheet. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 1:09pm On Nov 05, 2011
RuuDie:
Maybe when we loan Anderson to Trabzanspor, Coogar can start a new club thread grin grin grin
The boy is so useless he makes fat-Ronaldo's cameo performance at his testimonial against Romania so World Class he could get a call-up to the national team
he's still united's best central midfielder this term.

Another option - shift Anderson to left-back grin
you wish!

http://www.statto.com/football/stats/england/division-one-old/1986-1987/table/1986-11-02

the league table before ferguson took over united.
3 wins, 4 draws and 6 losses - i wonder what starboard and ruudie would say if we post the same results these days.
buncha oliver twists!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Let's Connect! by coogar: 11:56am On Nov 05, 2011
slimyem:
where's ma coogar??
M ready to show him some skin.
that's not you!
Romance › Re: Top Ten Countries With The Most Beautiful Woman? by coogar: 1:40am On Nov 05, 2011
pendo89:
zimbabwe.What dd we do? we dont resemble mugabe.
pulling your legs grin and mugabe is not ugly.
much better than obasanjo.
Romance › Re: Top Ten Countries With The Most Beautiful Woman? by coogar: 12:31am On Nov 05, 2011
pendo89:
I guess you are a male or scouting for models whatver its not my biz.
Each country has its own share but theres always a % I guess.
Eritrea,
Seychelles,
Mauritius,
Ethiopians,
Wolalos,
The rest.
pendo, where are you from?
Romance › Re: Top Ten Countries With The Most Beautiful Woman? by coogar: 12:11am On Nov 05, 2011
Amaliah:
Hello people. I'm new to nairaland. I'm from sweden. Im going to africa next week so where do I find beautiful woman. Which country ? i have heard about eritrea and ethiopia,  

Can you list your top ten ?
nigeria
somalia

liberia
ghana

south africa
sierra leone

senegal
botswana

and any 2 of the north african countries.

avoid zimbabwe by all means!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar: 10:15pm On Nov 04, 2011
dayokanu:
Pedro won a trophy while participating actively in the last 2 years Ronaldo hasnt won. Means Pedro is better?
what kind of geriatric analogy is this?

pedro won a trophy in the continent, ronaldo won a trophy in the continent.
mario gomez has never won anything in the continent be it in the last 2 yrs, last 5 yrs or the last 10000 years.

ronaldo won on the continent and won the golden boot in ucl and the golden shoe all over europe.
pedro won the world cup, won champions league too - mario gomez has won nothing ever. stop cutting to the last 2 yrs.

Same with Brazil you placed ahead of them.
brazil won confed cup barely 2 yrs ago didn't they? isn''t that a continental ish?
when was the last time argentina won anything on the continent at senior level?

A strikers goal is to score its left to your teamates to do their part. If Gomez scores 3 goals but van Buyten and the keeper contrives to concede 5 goals, How is that Gomez business.?
then he should leave the useless club. henry had that problem with arsenal. villa had that problem with valencia.
mascherano had that with liverpool and fabregas had the same problem with arsenal. they have all left and they have all won on the continent.

Ronaldo hasnt won the league or CL in Madrid, Can we say till now he has failed and inferior to pedro, Zlatan and Villa? Gomez does his own part which is scoring. Its left to other players to do their own.
ronaldo has won the domestic league in his career, ronaldo has won the champions league in his career, he was once a winner of ballon d'or.
whatever happens in real madrid is not my business. winning it once is the key. gomez has won nothing anywhere. either in his current club or previous club. that is the crux of this matter.

Simple question How many goals does he score for his club in European competitions?
he is not a main striker for barcelona.
he plays as a winger for them in a 4-3-3.
it was ---villa - messi - pedro---

Villa won in the continent by being a mere squad member and one of the least important members of the first 11
i am sure he appeared 12 times for barcelona. scored against arsenal in the q/final and scored against man utd in wembley.
he's as important as messi in barcelona. that was why they paid £40m to get him.

How many goals has he scored in the CL and Europa cup all his career?
the comparison is dead in the water. villa is not an out n out striker like gomez.
villa plays wide left of a front 3. gomez plays as a top striker behind a roaming 3.
it's like comparing giggs to torres.

Just like Djimi Traore, Steve Finan, Djibril Cisse, Goran pandev, Carlos Alberto, Alenichev, Costinha, Oleguer, Wes brown, Rio Ferdinand etc
see names wey dayo dey compare to david villa.

villa - euro 2008 golden boot winner.
villa - joint top scorer of 2010 world cup with muller.
villa - spain's all time highest scorer
villa - the only player who has never missed being in the team of the tournament for spain.

dayo, you need to be flogged by boko haram imams.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar: 9:31pm On Nov 04, 2011
dayokanu:
Kindly enlighten me on the metrics to measure a players/strikers performance at the club level? Maybe you should use Davud Healys performance for country to evaluate him too.
trophies won while participating actively.

Holland ahead of Argentina on what basis?
look at the fifa ranking now.
argentina have been going out of competitions in the semis either in copa or world cup.

Shares a similar profile to Messi and Ronaldo Great for club, mediocre for country. must be a honour.
gomez is not great for club.
he has won nothing for his club on the continent. ronaldo and messi have done that conveniently.

Villa shares a similar profile to David Healy, Ali Karimi, Japhet Ndoram etc
villa has won for barcelona in the continent
villa has won euro 2008
villa has won the world cup

what a profile!!!

healy, karimi, ndoram have won nada for either club or country on the continent.

As a result of his uselessness. A 40m striker who cant score in 18 straight games should be compared to Chukwu Ndukwe
he has not failed yet to score 20 goals for his club in the last 10 seasons.

How many goals did they score in for their clubs? has any of them scored 30 goals for clubs?
they have all won in the continent.
Romance › Re: Would You Marry Your Ex-girlfriend If She Leaves Her Husband? by coogar: 9:16pm On Nov 04, 2011
seedord247:
Agama Lizard.
At-least am not a disgrace to my family.
if you're a disgrace to your community - you're surely a disgrace to your parents.

I can see that you have so share so many similarities with a lizard.
lizards type in your village, i guess.
moronic peasant!

I will advice you too stop staying with Normal Human . . . Plz don't spread the special disease that has been
better give yourself that advice.
you were born brain dead and you have the gall to advice someone from staying with normal human.

Ordained to you to by your clique in the Graveyard.
you are a disgrace!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar: 9:07pm On Nov 04, 2011
dayokanu:
I dont do conjectures bring evidence and preferably hard stats of goals scored in UEFA organised tournament at club level.
uefa organised competition at club level is not the yard-stick!

Argentina not a football giant? What wont I hear from you. Name 5 top footballing countries in the world and lets see how it would exclude Argentina.
brazil
germany
spain
italy
holland

happy now?

Performance for club. No one cares how many goals David Healy scores for country.
OK lets put it right, Villa is Pele for country but Vassel for club DEAL?  grin
gomez is van nistelrooy for club but chamakh for country

Out and Out? Why not Out and In? Is that the excuse for the abysmal failure of David Villa? A striker who went 18 games without a goal last season?
he plays on the left wing for barcelona to accommodate messi.

What should we now call David Villa, Luis Suarez and Rooney? Ugandan Lizards?
uruguay - copa winners
david villa - champions league winner
rooney - champions league winner.

continental winners? tell me what gomez has won?
Romance › Re: Would You Marry Your Ex-girlfriend If She Leaves Her Husband? by coogar: 8:59pm On Nov 04, 2011
seedord247:
I can vividly confirm that you are suffering from Autism.

It develop from child Birth and it can't be cure after 20 years.

I hope you rest with it till your latter day.
seedord - you are a disgrace to the community that sponsored your education!
why is your intelligence inversely proportional to the size of your head?
Romance › Re: Would You Marry Your Ex-girlfriend If She Leaves Her Husband? by coogar: 8:53pm On Nov 04, 2011
pendo89:
grin-- you two. I saw the post and I know who is lying. grin
who? seedord?

Nway op, If your ex claims she loves you enough to want to leave her hubby then she ought to have loved you enough to wait 4 years.
But on the other hand, what do u mean by not being around? no communication no contact for 4 years?
The answer if I am a guy is no. shes married and belongs to somebody else. Do not be the one to put asunder.
where's claremont?
Romance › Re: Would You Marry Your Ex-girlfriend If She Leaves Her Husband? by coogar: 8:48pm On Nov 04, 2011
seedord247:
E be like your head nack Ground for small.

That's why i said you edit your comment.

Broo . . Your Brain need special re-arrangement.
it's been confirmed you have s[i]e[/i]men in your brain cavity!
Romance › Re: Would You Marry Your Ex-girlfriend If She Leaves Her Husband? by coogar: 8:40pm On Nov 04, 2011
seedord247:
Human Being . . . You said she would have waited if she truly love you.
Or your brain they shift ni?
i can type in igbo language if you don't understand me.
you are a troll. where did you see wait for me in my posts?

and why didn't you quote me when you saw it?
Romance › Re: Would You Marry Your Ex-girlfriend If She Leaves Her Husband? by coogar: 8:30pm On Nov 04, 2011
seedord247:

why did you edit your post . . make she wait for four years with out showing up abi?

make her Punny rotten.
which post did i edit abi are you spiritually blind?
why are you such a pest you don't even mind your business?
Romance › Re: Would You Marry Your Ex-girlfriend If She Leaves Her Husband? by coogar: 8:24pm On Nov 04, 2011
Orikinla:
What would you do if you were not around for four years and returned to find your ex-girlfriend married with a baby,   blaming you for dumping her and now wants to leave her husband for you, because she still loves you?
hell no!
4 years is a long time to rekindle whatever we have had, never mind the extra baggage of a step-baby!

hell to the no(once more).
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar: 8:15pm On Nov 04, 2011
dayokanu:
So in summary in clubside footbal Gomez is twice the striker Villa is? Agreed?
he is not - nowhere near!
villa is 5 times the striker gomez is. who is gomez?

Not a bad thing cos Messi, Ronaldo etc are exceptional club players but mediocre for NT
messi and ronaldo play for argentina and portugal respectively.
you wouldn't say these two countries are much of a football giant - they always struggle to qualify for tournaments unlike germany.

As a club player Villa is not better than Darius Vassel.
hehehe.
spain's all time goalscorer is not better than vassel.
i love that comparison, dayokanu.

Has David Villa, Rooney etc ever scored 30 league goals in their entire career?
they are not out n out strikers for their respective clubs.
both have won in elite europe - both have scored in a champions league final.

a feat that evades mario "gabonese turkey" gomez
Romance › Re: Why Is The Wife's Infidelity A Bigger Crime? by coogar: 8:09pm On Nov 04, 2011
denzel2009:
Popcorn please!
https://i.imgur.com/tCp90.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar: 7:51pm On Nov 04, 2011
dayokanu:
Lets dig ut their numbers.

David Villa has started 31 CL games and has scored 15 goals in his whole career. Goal/Start ratio of 0.48

Mario Gomez has started 18 CL games and has scored 17 goals in his whole career Goal/start ration of 0.94

David Villa has started 15 UEFAcup/Europa cup games and scored 6 goals in his whole career Goal/Start ratio of 0.4

Mario Gomez has started 9 UEFA cup/Europa cup games and scored 8 goals in his whole career Goals/start ratio of 0.88

Men lie women lie stats and Numbers dont. This clearly shows that Gomez is twice the striker that Villa is.
so it's all about the champions league, right?

villa - 50 goals in 80 games for spain.
gomez - 21 goals in 49 games for germany.

dayo - numbers don't lie.

gomez is not even better than peter crouch. grin

Stats in UEFA organised tournaments are up there for you to peruse. You can bring any other striker not named Messi and Ronaldo and compare their stats. Bring Rooney, Villa, Suarez and they would be slaughtered.
uefa organised tournaments? this is the only competition in the world.
has gomez scored 30 league goals once in his career?

for 3 seasons before the 2002 World cup, Ronaldo did nothing in Football He went to the mundial scored 8 goals became a legend
Cue thomas Muller
this same ronaldo had won uefa cup and plenty of titles for brazil before 2002 world cup.
what has thomas muller won again? don't whisper - say it loud for everyone to hear.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Which Football League Is The Best In The World? by coogar: 7:16pm On Nov 04, 2011
afam4eva:
I think we should define what the term "best" means, especially in the context of this thread. Because people just they move goal post anyhow. Is that how it's done in the EPL?
best will be the overall quality. . . .

quality of football
strength across the 20 clubs in the league
followership
money
competitiveness
excitement
talents at disposal in terms of managers
talents at disposal in terms of players
training facility
media
officiating.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Which Football League Is The Best In The World? by coogar: 7:06pm On Nov 04, 2011
afam4eva:
When did the argument become about finance. Guy, you're shifting the goal post.
without the finance, how would  barcelona afford messi's fees? how would madrid cough out £80million to buy ronaldo?
can you separate finance from football in this day and age? barcelona and madrid make 13 times more money than the bottom teams in spain. with this money, they have been able to attract the best players in the world at the expense of the quality of the league.

you think bundesliga, eredivisie and french ligue cannot serve more quality football than spain and england if they have the money?
the best players will be attracted by clubs that pay the best wages. see man city for instance. where were they before an oil magnate took over the club? where are they now?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Which Football League Is The Best In The World? by coogar: 6:59pm On Nov 04, 2011
afam4eva:
You know you're not telling yourself the truth. if Barca, madrid, Sevilla and Valencia are brought to the premiership. the title will rotate between Barca and Madrid. While Sevilla, Valencia, man U, Chelsea etc will fight for the rest.
i think you are the one clueless.

if barcelona and madrid are brought to the premier league, they will have to share the tv money that has made real madrid/barcelona untouchable in spain with the obscene amounts of money they make from selling their matches to the media. the english clubs share the tv revenue collectively to improve the quality in the league while in spain - barcelona and real madrid make £100 million more than the rest of the spanish clubs.

simply put, if the same methods are here in england. messi and ronaldo won't be playing in spain. they will be in england playing for either man utd or chelsea cos the spanish clubs won't be able to compete with english clubs in terms of revenue generation. i think you are the one in the dark about the finances of both leagues and how the income is shared.

afam4eva:
These are former English colonies. It's not so in Latin American, Francophone Africa and some parts of Asia.
stop misinforming the public.
the premier league draws more fans than any league in the world.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Which Football League Is The Best In The World? by coogar: 6:43pm On Nov 04, 2011
dayokanu:
If you bring Barcelona and Madrid to Epl it would also turn to a2 team league cos they are the 2 best teams in europe
rubbish!
if you bring barcelona and madrid to the england, they won't win the league consistently like they do in spain.
real madrid will finish 4th. barcelona and man utd will slug it out constantly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Which Football League Is The Best In The World? by coogar: 6:15pm On Nov 04, 2011
dyabman:
threatening me at whatever juncture is your problem , you lack understanding period! grin
so does everyone who says la liga is better than the english premier league.

what's the basis of comparison? is it the money? is it the popularity? the followership? or what?
barcelona beat man utd in wembley but man utd made more money from uefa than the winners.

even the football played in la liga is only good when real madrid and barcelona are playing.
the other 18 teams are shyte. in the premier league, chelsea, arsenal, liverpool, man city, man utd and even tottenham serve quality football.

more english clubs have won the league in england than in spain and more english clubs have won in elite europe.
only barcelona and real madrid have won the champions league in spain. a pathetic 2-team league!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 5:34pm On Nov 04, 2011
mbulela:
i will ignore part of the post for obvious reason but according to your argument Djemba Djemba was a top midfielder and Luke Chadwick was a top midfielder too.
I appreciate your right to hold an opinion on Anderson but it seems to fly in the face of reality.
For a start, he is too inconsistent to be called a top midfielder.
djemba-djemba and luke chadwick started a champions league final for united at the age of 21? grin cheesy
the duo also spent 5 full seasons with man utd?
Romance › Re: Why Is The Wife's Infidelity A Bigger Crime? by coogar: 5:22pm On Nov 04, 2011
Sagamite:
Since when did having cases (accusations) in court become prove of guilt or conviction? So why go ahead with the trial then?  grin

Since when did having assets frozen become prove of guilt or conviction?  grin

Since when did having previous convictions become prove of guilt or conviction for another seperate crime? In your daft brain, Ibori is also guilty of the Desecrates in the UK?  grin

Since when did "innocent until proven guilty" turned to "guilty by association"?  grin

I wait for your hard evidence that Ibori has been convicted of looting Delta State before you concluded he was guilty! Mooooron!  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Can you see how I intellectually grabbed your neck and shoved your moronic arguments down your throat?

Say guilty again!
this geriatric ninny is still chasing me around after leaving his face in feces.
sagamite, go and rest. i have bashed you enough today - go home and let your wife administer therapy and massages to your ugly face.

ibori is guilty by association in a related crime.
in court, it's called outstanding offence but it's just one of the 120 counts of fraudulent and money laundering offences he's committed.
so he's still in detention for the biggie. don't be in a haste. your uncle would get his conviction in full-measure later this month.

and stop following me about with your penile [b]e[/b]rection

coogar bitchslapping sagamite as usual:
https://www.gifsoup.com/view/240278/jackie-chan-gives-a-bitchslap-o.gif

me and you are not in the same spectrum of intellectual soundness - you are in the lower rung of the ladder.
like i warned you on the amy winehouse thread, you are not intellectually fit to debate with me.

i am your god of science and math!

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