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i will actually say cheating is more common in the diaspora!

it's just that nigerians here hate the police and will rather settle the matter in-house amicably.
shouting and fighting would get the neighbours to call the police and since most nigerians are illegal - it'd be stupid to do anything to arouse the neighbours in the first place. all the married naija men in my office are serial cheats.

it's their own way of destressing!

Beaf:
Yes, many bigots are here indeed. Some Nigerians are good screaming like children without making any sense, because they are bigots.
They are screaming about their crazy fantasy of GEJ resigning which seems like a totally unintelligent position for anyone to take; not just unintelligent, but totally implausible as well. . . until you consider bigotry.
Well, the rest of us have not been defeated by boko haram, neither are we traitors to boko haram, nor do we dance a jig each time a bomb takes an innocent life. We stand with our President as true Nigerians.

I am really ashamed at the mental output of many Nigerians.

i think you should be ashamed of yourself. i will like to see your reaction if you lose your loved ones to boko haram.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=798506.msg9506074#msg9506074 date=1320764613]Obsessed- Eaglet! And you know what? That's allowed. Obsess away!
You're a pest; a parasite and you're gonna be treated like one.

Lemme give you a warning: The next time I sight you making unsolicited comments about BaBe, I'll use that over-sized pants of yours to tie you up, and throw you into the Red Sea.
[/quote]fuckin hell, it just occurred to me to look at his profile. damn, seedord looks like a lunatic just recuperating after being delivered by a bar-beach deliverance pastor.

slimyem:
and then please stop trading words with this veryshortthing.
You are better than that.i hope?

ignore the thing!

slimyem:
you werent asking for a date.you wanted to see a picture first.what happend to going on blind dates?
Take a risk for once and see what comes out of it.

blind dates?
you don't even know where i stay - shouldn't i see the pic of who i am going on a blind-date with?
slimyem, reveal yourself before i sue you.

seedord247:
Chimpanzee . . . I know you are doing all this just for her to Open that Ewedu leg for you abi, ?
I'll keep on advising you to go and Sue your Folks for making you Useless to your family.

spoken like a true homoerotic peasant.
i wouldn't trade words with a seedord that lost his virginity to his own father at the age of 8

Earliest eeddiot of the Decade.
Hope you recover from your brain Cancer

you were born with a p[i]e[/i]nis in your brain.
indolent twit. the only reason you are not dead is because it's illegal to shoot you.

this w@nker is a troll!

https://www.photopox.com/Images/STFU/stfuhand.gif

nolongTing:
Your Dad should be charged for crimes against humanity for cuming up your mums filthy az.z you demented g.a.y monkey

i like the fact that you showcase your dad in denim mini-skirt.
what a proud son you are - when you stop smoking the ashes of your father's cremated cock, you would be back to normal.
for now, keep exposing his idiocy to nairaland.

nolongTing:
You poxy little womanliness, your desperate self still talking about getting girls preggars with nothing to offer and calling your Dad a fu<king piss head – you are the definition of a hopeless, desperate self-servicer.

i offer more than all your whole lineage put together.
if they failed raising an obnoxious twit like yourself, what can they then offer that one should write home about?
you abused child of a feral family of animals

kabukabu50:
Darn, the stuff that people put on the internet these days, just mindblowing.
Self control my behind, if africans do, how come we have not applied it to intellectual science and developed technologies that surpass western ideas, how come we are tied in in relentless corruption, how come we can't harness our own resources to make positive changes in our environment.

how you can put self control and knowledge in the same realm baffles me.
what has self control gotta do with knowledge?

I guess not, maybe we need some more of the "western drugs" to enable our *creative genes*

we don' need the western posion.
there's a universe of difference between self control and knowledge. . . . civilization got to africa very very late.
what's the suicide rate in the western world? what is it in africa??

nolongTing:
Desperate MotherFu<ker!

haha
you are still busy showcasing your biological parents online.
they must be proud of you!!!

obdurate w@nker!!!!
you like the gif of yours i showed last night.
your wavy belly in a thong??

don't derail this thread.
i am going back to where i cremated you last night.
i have free time on ma hands to defecate on your face.

thankx for reminding me - woe betide you tonight!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=798506.msg9503108#msg9503108 date=1320711586] Shut up and Listen to me;

You're a giraffe for referencing BABE!. Who asked you? Stick with your Michelin type beef chicks and hope you don't get suffocated. Rat Hunter![/quote]seedord is obsessed.
i bet he has all your pictures on his wall and he w@nks with them every half-hour.

that ruminant should be put against the wall and shot dead!
may his soul rest in peace not!

slimyem:
killz,pls connect me with someone with a lot more patience and perseverance.i want my man to fight for me.coogar wants free and easy but m no easy game and its not so much of a big deal.

if it takes 20 yrs just to get a first date. . . .how many years will it take to marry you and get you preggers?

BootyOnMe:
Is anyone feeling any grievance from a so called Ijebu pit-latrine-concieved bull colonized by belzeebub yet?
I nor feel anything o.
Make I go look outside window see if 'breeze' go blow h-am by.
No need to wait for 'Godot'!

you would soon feel the grievance when your impotent husband sends you packing.
feral animal!

[quote author=Mr--Why link=topic=798484.msg9502715#msg9502715 date=1320708039]We all breath the same O₂ and are mortal beings. If they want to be really classified as first world, they should build some type of craft and relocate to some planet outside of the universe entirely where immortality awaits them.

Under-developed, developing and developed sound more reasonable though .[/quote]under developed - 3rd
developing -2nd
developed - 1st.

happy now?

kabukabu50:
That so called "self control", I already described as the influence of cultural norms and attitudes,  Gawd, movin on.

The thread is already resembling one of those Al-jazeera*hate everything west* ones

Sheeesh.Seriously get a grip.

i don't hate the west - just stating facts that africans tend to have more self-control and more balanced than their counterparts in the west.
nigerian celebrities will definitely be taking drugs - but with self control.

emmatok:
Micheal Jackson or any celebrity  demand on drug use is not the issue here.

We're are talking about ethics and professionalism, any Doc that ignores that will blame him-self.

Doctor Murray has loosed  one of his practice licence and his other licences might go.

emmatok, biko.
i am not wearing my bulletproof vest this evening.

BootyOnMe:
Na you come from Yoruba Sharia land. . . na you go end up like Gaddaffi with your momma smelling toto!

so where are you from? useless daughter of a thousand fathers.
your passport might be blue but your place of birth is still in ughelli - so stop forming!

you are a proper edo floozie who managed to sleep with every immigration officer you came across till you were shipped in a carton of oranges to america.

BootyOnMe:
See BBk Omo 20 Naira Bole Ashewo dey call porson 'forum troll'?
Thank God for born again life after phocking NLGaddaffi poohsie!
Ta nu ja!

go and fu[i]c[/i]k your hiv-infected chinese midgets and spare us your stinking breath!
you are a LovePeddler - a fact we already know. no need polluting the stratosphere with your malodorous labia.

you have probably slept with every man you have come across in your useless and dejected life.
edo bastardo!

BootyOnMe:
Ok!
Son of a Babalawo shrine LovePeddler!
***Ashawo supa mod dey call you abeg***
Make I go see my Chinese customers with longer manlinesses than Nigerian menzzzzxz!

just f[i]u[/i]ck off, you forum troll.
if there's anything resembling hell in the after life, i just hope and pray you end up in hell sucking satan's balls while being fing[i]e[/i]red by green goblins.

travelling to asia must be a new experience.
ashawo 20 kobo!

[quote author=Mr--Why link=topic=798484.msg9502557#msg9502557 date=1320706525]That euphemism is wrong and baseless.  We all live in one world as far as nature is concerned.[/quote]so nigeria and germany should be classified as one world?
i like this guy already.

BootyOnMe:
Abeg.
Enter ya 'sharia' princess im bed.
I nor get ya time.
You bastaredly male slut of NL!
Bye!

come back to me after you must have bleeped every feral animal in your neighbourhood!
useless LovePeddler!

Erm. . .*still married btw* Wey ya own?

married to a fat impotent w@nker of a man for the american passport is what you call marriage?

kabukabu50:
So are you saying that nigerian celebrities are superhumans with a built in biological resistance to the temptation of taking more medical substances of any sort

I'm baffled.

nigerian celebrities have more self-control would describe it more aptly.

BootyOnMe:
So if na mistake you nor get sense to sabi say na mistake?
Look at this ashawo supa mod 'tolo-tolo' Gambari phocker!
Wetin be that ya name again?
Jackal?
We nefa forget you and your London phocking of dat WOR-WOR Supa mod o. . . .wey make neck like Sokoto Ostrisssh!
Na H-only God know how you take climb reeaaaaaah inside her toto sef!
Abeg dress! Nor kam gif moi HIV and HERPES FROM GAMBARI LAND abeg ya!

I don correct am o. Now go phock ya momma in the usual fasssshion. FROM BEHIND!
Ewu!

useless daughter of a LovePeddler - so it was a mistake?
next time - open your cataract infected eyes before you quote people, you indolent twit.
the next time you misquote and mix me with your ilk, i would resurrect all your aborted babies and kill them again.

you are a disgrace to all the married women on the planet.
you are married and you display the most disgusting, the most depraving character of any woman on the planet.
even jezebel has nothing on you. you promiscuous ninny.

now, go f[i]u[/i]ck yourself with a strap-on!
you are a boil on the arse of humanity.

BootyOnMe:
Bia?
Davidylan JR. Nwa ndi mad Isreali monk of Ogun state JONGO!
Abeg, make we hia word!
Ijjjjiot!
THIS IS NOT THE RELIGIOUS SECTION.
Go back dia and finger ya fellow 'monk' from Mount Zion in the arzzze and sniff it for all I care!
Now, buzz of! You retar-ded Abeokota UGLY toad from Rochester NY! Abi you nefa get ya green card yet?

were you born brain-dead? why are you quoting me?
was i talking to you?

kabukabu50:
Its not a celebrity thing, its more of a cultural issue.
More people in first world countries are more likely to be addicted to drugs legal or illegal
They have more discretionary income.Social stigmas that exist in poorer countries deter drug use.

most of these drugs are peformance-enhancing drugs or sleeping pills.
surely, nigerian celebrities use these on the regular, they just don't get addicted to it.

kabukabu50:
I  don't think you can get anasthesia as powerful as propofol from street chemists in naija.

you would get everything in naija chemists.
whether it should be allowed to be sold without it being prescribed is another matter entirely.

hell, you would get that in a commercial bus travelling from lagos to abakaliki.

Toaskarity:
my thought exactly! its annoying!! Nigeria is the worst country on earth!!!!!!  no doubt!  

anyway apart from my parents, i wonder what will take me back!

a scheme that has been maiming youths since it's inception should have been done away with by now.
of what essence is the scheme? in a developed world, that scheme would have been scrapped.
they put lives at risk - young people travelling back and forth the country on roads that are not death traps. they either get attacked by daredevil robbers or lose lives to bloody auto accident. when they finally make it to their destinations in the north, they are murdered in cold blood by extremists.

kabukabu50:
At least they have systems  , In Naija you can buy any drug you want on the black market.

makes me wonder why any of naija's top celebrities hasn't kicked the bucket as a result of being a junkie.

frosbel:
I served in Kano many years ago, and came within a whisker of losing my life due to yet another riot at the time.

Are these guys blood thirsty vampires 

i dunno why the human rights activists in nigeria have not sued the nysc.
there's no statistics on the death rate of that useless scheme - i am sure it's worse than the death rate in iraq, afghanistan and libya put together.

the government won't scrap it cos they get fat from the scheme.
nigeria is a cursed country.

frosbel:
Somebody's daughter

How the parents must feel

i still blame her parents/guardian for letting her go up north!

r231:
Did we expect any other verdict. be honest.

There is no way on earth this poor bloke was going to get a fair trial. The Jackson family just could not accept that MJ was a Junkie, plain and simple. They wanted someones head on a plate, same as MJ fans all over the world, and Dr Murray was it. The jury had no intention of mainking him innocent as they were all fans of MJ.

To watch the Jackson family go into court was like watching the Addams Family. They are all weird and yet they think they are something special. MJ got away with far too much in his life and a lot of it was covered up by his family. And yet they make out like he is a saint. No Chance.

I hope that Dr Murray keeps appealling until some common sense is made out of this whole sorry mess and that the fans and MJ's family face the facts. He was a junkie and that, you can't cover up. I think the justice system over there is a bloody disgrace.

every system in america is an effing disgrace.

Sam Milla:
I think it is time to invite jack bauer and chloe o brian to help us.

jack bauer in nigeria?
phcn will not allow them to run a proper investigation. glo/mtn will mess up their cell-phones.
and area boys will beat up bauer anyways if he fails to drop coins for the baba alayes.

kabukabu50:
I don't know what the big deal is here anyway, Its California, Conrad Murray probably will not get any jail time,
1)California has too many inmates
2)This might be his first offense.
3)Involuntary manslaugter on just one count

He will probably get probation or a suspended sentence

i know. . . .
but he now has a criminal record on his file.
besides, i am not sure he would be able to practise his trade again.

he will probably be tagged like the paris hilton, lindsay lohan, etc.
most of that jail time would probably be spent in the comfort of his home.
no previous conviction would go a long way in helping his mitigation.