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pickabeau1:
Ok..no problem

But it will not be soon o

I dont get movies immediately

take your time.

pickabeau1:
Not seen nor read of the books

Maybe will do later

you need to watch it asap!
there's plenty to talk about

pickabeau1:
Lol

what are your thoughts on 50 shades of grey(movie)?? ??

wonlasewonimi:
This guy you're confused. I can't afford to waste another day indulging you today, I really need this tesco job.

before nko?
who has your aproko time?

Whose babe have you been shagging all these while if I'm denzel?

duh!
denzel's babe is wonlash's babe.

Ma worry by the time you ascribe all the monikers to me you will get it. I know you're still in bed now.

i have plenty of proof that you are denzel. keep lying to yourself - no wonder you disappeared like the fart of a village mad woman last night. shoplifter caught red-handed.

I wouldn't even bother to reply to your babe username.

and inkednerd too.
mumu!!!

naijababe:
Would your caustic mouth have anything to do with the kidnap?

moca:
Heheheheee!
Coogar!
I will report this to the village chief straight away

this is not a joking matter.....

Keky:
Yes FAT Anderson has been fit for the whole season?

keky, shut up & go and worry about the next FA cup tie @ OT!

who has gotten any of the newly upgraded players? harry kane is the biggest mover. he was upgraded by 9 points.

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damiso:
10% ke

10% for your innovative idea.
you get 10% for each app downloaded on itune store & android.

moca:
u obviously don't know d origin of ituku ozalla
I know a lot about coogar.
All I need to know butt he is still my ituku brother and warrior!
Ituku ozalla is not in my state either
But we r from ituku ozalla
Hope u and ur family r cool.
I wan retire for d night.

i was nearly kidnapped @ ituku the last time i was there o. if not for my mama prayers, i for don die.

damiso:
Yes naa ..manual.

People like me who don't know how to insult people will just keep a copy by our phone/tablet/laptop as soon as there is an e fight we just whip it open and start typing them out.

As you are an IT guru sef you can just kuku make it an app.

this is a good idea o!
i will look into it. insult generating app. every click on a button would bring one insult out. i will just pack about 1 billion insults in it & people get to pick which one suits the occasion.

Don't forget to send 50% of your profit to me cos I sold you the idea.

don't worry - your name would be in the credits. if it becomes as huge as facebook, you get 10% share(automatically)

crackhaus:
Lol... anytime you land in PH, I'll be sure to keep chics who support those clubs you obviously don't like far away from you.

Or it doesn't matter what team they support as long as they ready to boogie with you?

i don't discriminate when it comes to chics.
she can support hell angels fc for all i care. as long as she's visually appealing, the rest is fine by me.

damiso:
Coogar is definitely a yoruba boy..all those ituku ozalla moves na lie.moca you have been right all along

igbo to the core.
i can you the picture of my hometown in south enugu.

Like who else says ' oloriburuku mashanfani' :othe last time I heard that line I was in my home town of Idumota

nah - bukky wright says that in nearly all her movies & the emphasis she puts on it tells me it must pack a punch.

Coogar u too like fight...haan haan I need to sell you a litre of my omi suru.

they always draw the first blood!
you will never see me attacking anyone without provocation. i am a deacon.

On a lighter note have you ever thought of writing a manual on how to insult people
I read your insults and I can't believe you come up with those lines in like 5 to 10 mins

writing a manual?

crackhaus:
Stamford bridge houses my team.

chelsea fans are still tolerable.....
as long as you are not supporting arsenal, city or those mouse-eating scousers.

crackhaus:
I'm based in PH for the most part of the year.

Not all the chics are out to link up with men, some come out in groups just to hang out like everyone else.
As for being ardent football fans, well some will pretend to like the sport and even get personalized Jerseys just to make themselves appear cool and Interesting...

you need to invite me to PH.....
which of the clubs do you support?

crackhaus:
I tell you.
Some of the bars I frequent are half populated by married dudes, only few actually leave with random chics on their way out.
Most of them don't really hang out to chase skirt, it's just a means to cool off with other men after a day's job and escape the fire burning at home.

what's the atmosphere like?
are the chics ardent football fans or they are just there to link up with the married men? the last time i saw football in public in lagos was at cubes & most of the men came with their chics.

i will like to see how it's like in other places. which bars do you frequent & what's the menu like?

naijababe:
You are nuts walahi!!!

what?
you think i don't watch yoruba movies? my subscription on iroko tv is till 2018.

chelsea fans are racists!
although, i strongly believe these ones have already been banned in england & this was why they went to france to chant that nonsense - they are frustrated.

i have heard some of them plenty of times chant racist abuses during games. all the pubs littering around fulham broadway during games are no go areas for coloured people.

the combat 18 & the headhunter firm gangs are all linked to chelsea. baldie drunk losers in chelsea jersies yelling dog abuses at whoever they perceived as their enemies. unfortunately, there's nothing the club can do to this thah serve them bans(and that is if they weren't already banned by CFC).

crackhaus:
Can't blame these dudes...

Sometimes, being in the company of a few bottles of alcohol and other men can make the world a little more interesting at that moment.

it's always advised to leave the house when the madam is spitting fire. who can blame these men? the only way to avoid wahala with these divas is to spend some time with alcohol @ the pub - go home & sleep(peacefully).

crackhaus:
Having frequent sex with different partners is promiscuity, - adultery fits right in.

if a single woman picks men & shägs them with a reckless abandon without entering into a relationship with them, she's promiscuous but you cannot say she's an adulteress or blame her for infidelity. for example, a pròstitute isn't an adulteress but she could be labelled as being promiscuous.

I think one of them surveys is wrong, that's the only explanation.

they will not get a credible data in nigeria - it involves married women. no married woman would fill a form & say she's having an affair. i reckon nigeria wasn't even part of the countries they surveyed. nigeria would come first if they go by paternity test.

jaybee3:
Inkednerd is definitely not coogs...
I know her

it's me!
it's definitely me - i cross from UK to USA everyday to perform the double act. don't take this dude serious abeg.........a rabid dog ate his placenta.

Ewuro4:
LOL Coogar eh..
Abeg e don una..

ok.....lemme confess.
i borrowed that bit from a yoruba movie on youtube.

SAMBARRY:
Mr man when did you become a preacher. So you know how to quote bible

i am now a deacon in my church!

I didn't even know you were a Christian to start with. Errmm mr pastor you no read your Bible reach alcohol is made for fools and the misguided

alcohol itself isn't the problem.
the abuse of alcohol is the crux of the matter. just like any other thing in life, too much of everything is harmful.

the first miracle christ performed was turning water to wine for guests in a party. if alcohol is really made for fools, why would christ encourage what would make people foolish?

sambarry, you need to pull your finger out.

ronaldo the machine!

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what a header....

this is better than letting him rot in jail.

please send him to my street in lagos. he can clear the dirty-green slimy gutter where dangerous mosquitoes use as their breeding ground.

mikuz:
Dbanj owes everything he has won to Don Jazzy. Hes living off his partnership with him. Your consistency and your ability to stay relevant is what determines your quality.
What foreign money are you talking about? What's the need to go look for greener pastures elsewhere when your mates are making money more than you locally. Dbanj is penny wise, pound foolish!

where's the proof that his mates are making money than he is? d'banj signed a second endorsement with glo. sources claim it's the highest among the celebs in naija - d'banj & p-square pinch the highest from glo.

on top of that he is running koko garri.....he said he's looking at making apple buy his koko mobile franchise. he's signed on ciroc & beats by dre. you have to be a fool not to know d'banj rakes in the most money in nigeria. he's milking money home & away.

Yes, Eminem's skills should be credited to Dre! Dre brought the best out of Eminem. He made his greatest achievement in rap working with Dre. Dre discovered and brought the best in him. You prolly couldn't have known who Eminem is if it wasn't for Dr Dre.

so how come eminem has sold more since he left dre? you are a neophyte in this matter. eminem would have been the same if he had gone to def jam or any other record label in 97/98.

Some niggas are better off in partnership while others are not. 2face left Planteshun boiz, he blew and Blackface fell. Kcee left Kcee Presh, Kcee became a bigger brand and Presh fell. Dbanj left Mo Hits and fell while Don Jazzy became bigger.

which stüpid partnership?
it was after d'banj left mo hits that he struck gold. no deal compares to being the only african ambassador of beats by dre. this is not a mgbeke loya milk deal. this is the biggie!

Don Jazzy made Oliver Twist. If Dbanj is really bigger than him let him make another Oliver Twist.

d'banj sang oliver twist
na d'banj dey claim the royalty. who mixed the beats & whatever is immaterial. after then, top of the world came out & became the music theme of african cup of nations. i am shocked dorobucci wasn't chosen instead.

Why did he have to convince Don Jazzy? Why didn't he move to Nigeria on his own? Simple, because he knew he can't he can't make it on his own without Don Jazzy's help.

he convinced him cos don jazzy was fired by solek. he was stealing their money. he was jobless. d'banj was moving to nigeria & he lent a helping hand to a dying friend. without d'banj, don jazzy is just another 04kaa.

crackhaus:
Isn't this the same Durex that named Nigerian women the most promiscuous?

What changed?

promiscuity isn't necessarily adultery.
a promiscuous woman might not necessarily commit adultery if she breaks up with one before going after the other.

BABE3:
stop panicking. I'm only using your mumu logic against you (though I am right). Since you say I'm coogar, it's also safe to say you're denzel2009.

he's denzel2009 alright!
he alternates the two accounts. one during the day and the other one at night.

just wait, someone would soon come here to accuse him for stealing or scamming. thank you so much for exposing the fowl's rectüm!

hehehehe - wonlasewonimi don run away. his jim carey's mask have been pulled off his face. i would be expecting his new moniker in the coming months.

another fool kicks the bucket.....

next!

BABE3:
yes, the same one. Very troublesome and nosy boy.

i wish someone had told me this much earlier. see me thinking he was a new moniker looking for trouble.

denzel2009 has always been an oloshious fellow.

wonlasewonimi:
lmao who is denzel2009 E gbami o, I'm doyin13 too, they will still call me lalasticlala soon
You don go sign on to your babe3 account

you are denzel.
i just read a post where dayokanu also said you used to be denzel - what a bastârdo!

sign on babe account? is that what someone being accused of polymonikering would do? denzel, why did you trade your IQ with a plate of porridge?

oloshious fellow, the man from coventry.

wonlasewonimi:
You see say you be ode...see as you no deny the others

so you think i have time to rewrite all those nonsense usernames you listed? a rabid dog ate your placenta - this is why you are not normal.

BABE3:
denzel2009, I'm not coogar... and if you're so sure of your claim, prove it or forever be quiet.
Why would coogar be following himself ? Denzel, you need blood tonic.

wait, wonlash is also denzel?
the same envious denzel2009 on your thread? hahahaha - fowl yansh don open ö.

denzel, it shall not be well with you. it was never well with you from the outset though, so this isn't a curse at all. your status quo from birth is "unwell"

oloshious fellow.....

wonlasewonimi:
Like inkednerd which was narrowed down to you too lmao...Jagenne, chacal, sauron, le chacal, cougar, slimgene, hucarson, reyes4eva, jackal. What do they have in common? you...you have a history.

i am inkednerd?
buhahahaha - your life is a terrible thing to waste. are you sure i didn't father you? i won't be surprised if you bring a fake paternity test that i am your daddy.

wonlasewonimi, your own don finish.

wonlasewonimi:
YES SIR...OGA MI OLODO SIR MO JUBA

wonlololodonimi, go & sück a cöck!

Don't be deceived he operates the moniker BABE3...It's amusing when you see him quoting 'her' comments.

yet another idïotic accusation you keep bringing up. scan around the forum & there are people who have personally spoke to BAB3 on the phone. when you have nothing to say, you resort to pathological lies.

coogar is BABE3? very soon, coogar would be tpia. you this oloriburuku mashanfani....... it can never be well with you.

wonlasewonimi:
As it is you win. Infact you are the undertaker in WWE cos you have the experience to do this. You've been doing it since 2006. Ni bayii o ti to gee.

Go and collect your belt.

just keep my name out of your mouth or fingers and we won't ever have to cross paths again.

Odunharry:
coogar ur babe is watching you...she dy vex

who is my babe?
my babe went to japan - she would be fast asleep as we speak.

wonlasewonimi:
Can you read? where did I say he bought shares in Beats? read my post again cos it's tiring trying to get things into your empty head. Read the article not missing the part in 2008 where he was gifted the shares with personalised headphones.

you are a consummate rëtard.
which stupïd shares? you actually think a big brand like lebron would do anything for free? are you crazy? he's got about a dozen of people that manage his brand & image rights. every time his name comes up in a commercial anywhere on the planet, he gets paid for it.....and so would d'banj.

Lol google major..you see your life outside? copying verbatim what you don't understand. The annoying thing is if I explain your fucck up you will twist it on me again. I will let you bask in your ignorance.

BWAHAHAHAHA
the dullard finally realises his folly. there's no fück up to explain. everything up there has just exposed your illiterate ašs yet again? can intranet be deployed over VPN? hell fücking yeah.

I have been skewered by olodo like you not in this life.

the same fool that said skygo wouldn't work on 4G till i proved it to you. mumu!

When do I have the time to play games? it's lowlifes without jobs like that do. Work monday to friday meet olosho at night, go to owambe with another one on weekends. Why will be playing dolly football on screen when I can be enjoying the dichotomies on the body of my favourite olosho

hahahaha
there's time for everything. time to work & time to play. i work hard & it's only fair i spend my hard earned money on luxury.

ask anyone, all the games we play are usually in the late evenings or in the weekend. i don't need to stalk owambe parties to get laid so your miserable life is the complete opposite of mine.

Odoko will always be odoko even if she's born again thats why she opened leg for you.

no chic wants to be with a premature ejäculator. translation - you never satisfied her financially or sëxually. you are a serial loser.

the score is now 6-0.
every time you raise your snout to challenge me, you have been skewered. you need to metamorphose into another moniker - you have used up all your credibility on this one. from D to W to which one again?


anuofia!!

wonlasewonimi:
Your tiny reputation is at stake now. and I am sorry to have done this to you. Lebron James is big, he got shares in beats so as to entice him in 2008 when Beats was just gaining ground. If you had come with they pay them royalties for selling the headphones in their names there wouldn't be argument.

he never bought any shares in beats. his endorsement gave him a tiny percentage of whatever beats sold in his name. i have just provided an article where market analysts said celebrities help to drive the sales of beats by dre products. please read & stop acting like a stark illiterate.

lebron's original share would be $30m divided by whatever amount apple paid to buy beats by dre. that's simple economics. stop lying to us he bought shares. since when do shareholders have their names tattooed on headphones. you are such a dullard - one of the reasons you were dumped. the bïtch didn't want to pass your olodo genes to her babies.

When apple got brain damaged and paid $4b to Dr dre, a good business man that he is cashed out. Please I'm not explaining this to you anymore I'm fed up.

How in the life can you compare getting percentage of sales to cash on endorsement coogar? I'm actually begging you now to think well before you respond.

there are various types of contracts.....
ask wayne rooney. this is the new age. sometimes, you get the entire payout in a big bloc based on assumed sales in the end of the year & sometimes it's sale as you go. this is corporate management. stop using don jazzy's loya milk deal lens to view the world.

Explain how to deploy a VPN access over intranet jor I want to learn mr IT pro. These things give you away as a google pro. if you blag your way to employment, your dead give away is the retardded question or utterances. This is one of them.

you are a fool.... always a fool, forever be a fool. now repeat after me.....

• intranet is a type of network while VPN is a method of connecting distant computers

•A VPN goes through a public network while an intranet does not have to

• intranets can be deployed over a VPN but not all intranets are. although it is not necessary to use the internet to have a fully functional intranet, doing so can extend the usability of the intranet.

•this is often achieved by tunneling the intranet through a VPN so that remote users can still access the resources of the intranet as if they are connected locally.

•there is no need to add security measures to the intranet as the data would be automatically encrypted once it goes through the VPN and decrypted after it reaches the destination.

•accessing the intranet via a VPN is no different than accessing it locally once you’ve successfully established a connection.
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that's what your 30 years of formal education failed to teach you. don't worry, i won't be charging you for this. consider it one of my humanitarian gestures.

I thank God for this tesco, it has given so much knowledge I cant even imagine.
Please I'm begging you not to say this outside NL -vpn access deployed over intranet

bwahahahaha
you have been skewered. your lack of decorum is the only reason you are still posting. you want to lecture an IT guru like me?

Small boys play video games and wankk ask any girl if they fancy people like you on video games all day.

what losers say when they cannot afford big money consoles. your salary in a month is what i spend on virtual players on FIFA15.

I actually discarded chic, I can show you the email she sent begging for forgiveness.

show it.....
if you were good enough in the first place, she wouldn't have opened her legs. she said you are a premature ejacülator.

i knew all those biscuits and condiments you have been stealing behind tesco shelves would have a big repercussion.