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Adeoba10:
I dont tink Convulsion n Epilepsy are d same...

epilepsy is the general term used to describe all those conditions. convulsion can be a symptom of epileptic seizure.

Ibime:
The goal was actually Terrys fault not Garri Cahill.

Still think Zouma is better suited to PSG. The way Zlatan disgraced Cahill and scored 4 goals in England vs Sweden and the way Harry Kane was allowed to hold the ball up vs Spurs indicates that Garri Cahill is not aggressive enough to take the ball off strikers who like to play with back to goal.

it was cahill's fault.
terry saw ibra lingering behind azpi & he thought it would be a mismatch. cahill saw the flight of the ball & he shoulda timed his jump better to head clear. i hate defenders who let ball hover over their head - this is 2015. such mistakes should not be happening at the top level.

100% cahill's fault.

onila:


I dont have it, thats what matters

you may have it....
now imagine a situation where your epilepsy kicks in while giving your boyfriend a blòwjob.....do you know the damage your teeth would do to his pënis in those 5-10 mins of seizures?

onila:
epilepsy is not contagious

of course, it isn't - but the fact still remains they should sue you.

onila:
I am glad we dont have cancer
cancer is deadly

in my family we have

Diabetes
epilepsy

Diabetes only happens in my family when you are really old
my grandfather died from it
my grandmother has it too

epilepsy runs in your family?
all the guys you have kissed should sue you.

mourinho:- "5 players didn't train since the everton game."

no wonder costa, cahill, fabregas were leggy all game.

nateevs:
Matuidi is what Ramires should be. Boundless energy to cover ground whilst contributing effectively to the attacking play.

Jose's persistence with Ramires gets me confused about his idea for midfield play.

ramires was good tonight.....
cesc was the weakest link. the only blemish ramires had was the penalty & a potential red card he could have gotten with that needless tackle.

courtois was class tonight.....
this is beautifully poised now. 2nd leg would be a cracker. ibra was in the mood tonight!

QuixPhix:
Biko, you guys shhould me please. Bought the pes 15 disc from some roadside peeps sha.

The installation stage didn't complete. Got the error message

"Setup was not completed
Please correct the problem and run setup again
Decompression failed with error code -6"

Please someone in the know should tell me how to go about things. I'm tired of playing pes 13. Gracias.

you bought the fake - most likely.....

ivanovic's area of the pitch is always vulnerable. i hope ashley young is watching.

cavani strikes.....

what a header!!!

Leyqute:
Yes, Rooney has been lazy in the past few games buh hanging him for that penalty is simply wicked. He beat the last defender and ran after the ball at full speed. The keeper rushed out and stretched out his leg with viscous force. What do you expect him to do? Stay on his feet and miss the rest of the season due to a broken feet? C'mon!

your argument is laughable!
so rooney not staying on his feet was the reason he fell down? if the goalie's leg made no contact at all & rooney jumped over it, why did rooney fall down? what brought him down? why did rooney hang his trailing leg to initiate contact by all means?

it's one thing to admit he dived & that is what a sensible player ought to do in such a scenario to guarantee a win for his team. it's another thing to argue rooney didn't dive at all and what happened was not simulated. did he dive? yes. was it the right thing to do to gain advantage & get a win for his team? yes

And coogar, comparing his situation to carzola's is simply off. Cazorla wasn't at full speed and NC's keeper wasn't rushing out with studs outstretched. He even had the time to pause and take a good shot.

cazorla was off balance.....he had every right to fall down and win a penalty but he kept on. rooney knew the goalie was coming at him. he knew the goalie would try to sweep.....he anticipated the lunge & jumped over it - he could have continued the run. if the tackle came from his blind side then you can argue.

Please cut Rooney some slack. He sometimes performs horribly -even yesterday he had some of those horrible moments- but concerning the PK ish he did well.

he did well because you support united - if we get the same decision against us, please do not complain. i complained when sturridge deceived the ref last season and got vidic sent off & by the same token, i am complaining now that the decision favoured us.

wonlasewonimi:
This is why i don't engage you. I end up being less productive. Not everyone is jobless like you. Right now, I'm tired! You won

yes o....
i am jobless. nor be you dey pay my utility bills? mumu old man.

i can't see anyone insulting parents here - what are these herbs reading?

wonlasewonimi:
Guy, anytime you lie on a thread and you see me pop into that thread, you should start confessing. I have been debunking your lies if you check history.

you that i keep humiliating on every thread? if you have an iota of decorum, you would stop quoting me but decorum isn't in your dictionary.

the way you were destroyed by skygo/4G still
lingers in your memory. just because it's not well with you doesn't mean it's not well with me. pay attention!

In your stupidity, the dbanj of yore that makes noise. Was the second deal with glo not before deal he made currently with the lcc-something or BOI did he not publicise it?

you are a fool
he didn't publicise any deal since he signed with kanye. he keeps saying since that deal, there's little he can say on the details of his endorsements. even olisa drilled him several times to spill & he didn't(i just saw the interview BTW & nothing he said there is new to me).......apart from the fact that it was dr. sid that broke mo'hits.

Stop rambling show us how many people is wearing gold dr dre headphones you have seen.

it's not yet in the market....
when it starts selling in africa, i promise to get you one for your effort.

An empty drum makes the loudest noise, trust me, you're empty and bordeline duncee

the irony.....
you are actually the troll here making noise like a rhesus monkey. no one asked you to join the debate by force if you had nothing tangible to add to it.

you just want to show you are well-informed when you cannot even tell colours apart. how daft can you be? this is the after-effect of kwashiorkor patients. if you had more protein while growing up, you would know the difference between colours.

unrepentant ajepako!

wonlasewonimi:
I know you've googled and realised the 1st deal is out there, if you have a lit bit of common sense, you'll be able to know that the second deal would trump the first and we can as well make reasonable assumptions.

you are an idïot!
who doesn't know the first deal was out there? that was d'banj of yore. he's mature over the years and he keeps his deals away from prying eyes.

Bobo, the deal is in your empty head.

says the fool that cannot tell the difference between gold & silver

1% of the elite african population is what dr dre needs in africa to make the cheddar...scratch that I saw dangote wearing it lmao it must have be the gold plated one fashola had on when he was dancing shoki with a broom.

your attempt at sarcasm is a disgrace. you should face-palm. you have a son as tall as me and yet you still display the IQ of a breäst-sucking infant?

Guy, you need to mingle with intelligent people, you're rusty!

i am too intelligent.
you are the one that needs to learn colours first - before coming to the internet to ruminate like a beast of burden.

wonlash, you have been thoroughly destroyed.

codedguy1:
How peeps come to justify that olympic dive as a pen is just beyond me!

Some fit take there salary swear say na pen.

Chai!

wait until it happens to de gea & the same fools would argue how united always get cheated by referees.

i don't know how some people cannot separate blind loyalty from facts. i would be very angry with any referee if such is given against de gea.

what cazorla did was what rooney shoulda done. we see this kinda tackles everytime on the pitch & the player just jumps over them and continue.

ElFenomeno1:
You should pack your bags and return home........ Camping with Ramdeuter is affecting you.

your stüpidity in any currency would make me the richest man on the globe.

So because he scored a penalty kick against a league one side, we should discard that segment of the game....Your hatred for Rooney ... You shouldn't let take over you.

it's inconsequential.
the score was 2-1 to united in the 89th minute when he dived. his goal has no bearing on the result. no team wins the FA cup on goals difference.

Tell LVG to get that fella out of that nonsense position he is playing and lets see how that will pan out.

dependent on VP's fitness.
when the dutchman gets back, rooney goes back to the position he's destined to be.

You are constantly complaining about how useless he is.... The same Wayne you constantly glorified years ago
What has changed bro?

what changed? rooney became shyte!
so because i glorified dennis law years ago means he should be playing for united? have you been taking your drügs?

BTW, where is that daft cun///t called Ramdeuter? I am back .. I want your head in a pasta plate.

you are a fool.....
take your beef with him to other threads. don't pollute our thread with your gross idïocy.

ElFenomeno1:
What are you rambling on about?

I said someone scored and you are telling me IF RVP was on the pitch!

Who cares.... We are talking about who was on the pitch and who scored... No IFS no BUTS

He scored!

I am asking you what more do you want now that he has scored?

You are talking about who is better than RVP and Falcao... Are you high on oryza sativa?

i am trying really hard not to call you a fool....

what significance did rooney's goal have on the outcome of the game? was it the winner? fellaini already made sure the tie was won.

rooney scored a penalty kick against a league one side. i repeat, league one side. so we should celebrate that cos he scored a pen?

you should stop doing drugs.....

Odunharry:
My Thought exactly
coogar true talk..i like Rooney bt he cheatd to win d pk

of course, he cheated!
but that's the case with these big english players, they never get criticised for the bad behaviour they put up. you should see hodgson defending the dive last night @ BBC studio.

ElFenomeno1:
What is it again?
Rooney scored and you are still slagging the poor boy off...... Can you ever be pleased?!
Dont go the way of Ramdeuter........ He has lost the plot completely .. A lost cause.

scored what?
rooney had 0 shots on target until the penalty kick - this is the same criticism falcao & RVP got in our last game against burnley.

if RVP was on the pitch last night, it would be him taking the pen & rooney wouldn't have had a shot on target in 90 mins. so how's rooney a better striker than falcao/RVP when he also failed to register a shot on target ......much worse, against a league one side?

abeg, use your common sense when posting here.

wonlasewonimi:
So, having a raving lunatic like Jona laughing someone sitting on cayenne pepper means there's a deal? I don't have time to be looking for how much he was paid for Glo but the information is in public domain.

you are a tool....
no one knows how much he is being paid by glo in his second deal. he refused to disclose it & similarly, he's refusing to disclose the beats by dre deal.

deal with it....

Apple and Dr. Dre in their infinite knowledge thinks that poverty stricken africa would embrace a gold dr dre headphones with dbanjs name on it. Infact, they will buy it more than recharge card. I have told you so many times your intelligence is limited to Man united thread where you draw lines and gifs with elamps all day.

they are business men.
they know the top 1% of the elite african population are stinkingly rich and if they can capture that, they would be in money. Nigeria is 160 million. 1% of that population is 1.6 million. that's enough for them to use d'banj as a vehicle to drive in the sales. africans that are rich are very rich - you wouldn't know about that, you stinking mosque rat!

Shut up your mouth you this hopeless retaard.

i can't cure your stüpidity genes but i can offer palliatives.

rooney is a criminal.....

https://giant.gfycat.com/EnormousDarkHare.gif

what rooney should have done......

https://giant.gfycat.com/SickPaleGarpike.gif

wonlasewonimi:
You are actually scraping the barrel now. This is what happens when you spend all your life on NL, you're ability to grasp basic things become a chore. The world is a global village true true but the subject of discourse was that dbanj would have publicised the deal or did we not know how much he was paid for Glo deal, didn't he call paparazzis? You're not ok mentally.

why should he publicise the deal? do you know how much he's being paid for the glo deal? why do you think he has to publicise it? so no publicity means the deal doesn't exist?

see your logic in 2015?
you must be ashamed of yourself. it so happens that only d'banj was given this kinda exclusive package in the whole of africa, no one else?

You said all gold plated dr dre has dbanjs name on them I told you to show us apart from the one they made for him...you're chatting poppycocks as usual. Cos otuoke man is wearing makes it a deal with apple and dr dre....this bobo is this daft?

you are a fool.....
this is what happens when human beings receive their lectures under a mango tree. i said all the gold-plated designs targeted for the african market has his name on them. he's the brand they are using to sell gold-plated headphones in continental africa.

Your toenail is not intelligent, if it is, it wouldnt punch a hole in your favorite sock....dodoyo

you are a fool.
see what you thought was gold-plated, see what i brought out as gold-plated. na razzness dey worry you. when you were an infant, you weren't a baby, you were a pikin

CaptainOjemba:
But since you have been talking about the so called head fone, I think its worthwhile you give us the full detail about the deal, waiting patiently

can you just shut the cesspit you are a calling a mouth and stop addressing me? the discourse is intellectually out of your league. when it's time to discuss cassava or the price of tomato in the market, we shall call on your expertise.

CaptainOjemba:
Coogar my aburo, e be like say dis koko g dey worry your brain ni? How much was D Banj paid for the so called headfone.

stop asking me stüpid questions.
you can read & write - send a mail to beats by dre & i am sure their PR would tell you the details of the deal.

wonlasewonimi:
See, ode ni e. You only resort to insults when you have no loophole to exploit. You're a proper twaat.

i have exposed your stüpidity.
you are using words like ode, dodoyo, etc and when the gesture is returned, you start foaming in the mouth like a magun victim. if you can't take it, don't dish it out.

So, you're comparing glo with dr dre that was bought by apple for $4b. who knows glo outside west africa? who are you again? say it...ode ni e

this boy is an idïot!
the world is now a global village. why did kanye sign d'banj? by your daft logic, we can also ask who knows d'banj in USA?

Ok agreed I didnt get the karate gold ...show us dbanjs name on the gold dr dre headphone....what's your name again? dodoyo.

you are a fool!
all the ambassadors get their names on the products endorsed to them. why was your president seen with d'banj celebrating the deal if it was just a customised product?

you are such a numbskull!

When you start bragging as if your are knowldgeable, keep to your adugbo stop lying to the people of the internet

my toenails pack more intelligence than you do when it comes to any subject. you know that so tape it shut!

https://i.cdnnaij.com/o/9plm37vylaPukKbT5hZepqoR.jpg

that's d'banj's name written on the product. i read somewhere he asked beats by dre to put his name inside the headphones - and that they could have put the name anywhere he wanted on it.

chrisley024:
Some fouls are awarded against a player based on his movement(the reckless challenge of the GK for eg) even though there was no contact since it shows his intention. Sliding with both feet means you lose control of your movt. and therefore very dangerous to the opponent.

Rooney jumping is the sensible thing to do to avoid being injured.

The GK should take the blame and no one else.

rooney jumping or not isn't the issue.
no one wants to get injured and the sensible thing is to jump out of the way. the point is rooney indeed jumped out of the way and there was no contact at all. rooney fell down after completely managing to get past the goalie. so why did he fall down?

when sturridge did the same thing against vidic last season at old trafford, we all said it was a dive. vidic never made any contact with sturridge as well and the referee bought the fraud. rooney saw the goalie coming at him. he fully expected him to lunge at the ball - there was no reason at all for him to fall down if the goalie's leg didn't touch him.

wonlasewonimi:
I know argument is your forte. Believe whatever you want about dbanj.

Dre headphones are very popular worldwide, so they could do these special editions for celebrities it doesn't mean a signed endorsement. Stop trying to sound like you know what you're talking about. Dre's brand strategy might be to present customised gold headphones to nikky, it doesnt mean they would pay Nikki. and Nikki would gladly wear the headphones. Money need not change hands. It could be the same for dbanj. If It's a proper endorsement that translates to cash we would have known and hear about the value. Stop talking shyte again.

why would you hear about it? you are such a big fool. you always try to act like you know things when you know nothing.

Apple/dre are already popular they don't need to pay dbanj for publicity.

so glo wasn't popular when they paid enough celebrities to flag their brand? illiteracy is a disease.

Stop lying again, all gold headphones do not have dbanjs name on them... kilode gan

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Beats-Dr-Dre-Wireless-Headphones-Gold/dp/B00SOJS1K0/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1424180200&sr=8-3&keywords=beats+gold

you are a bloody illiterate.
so that image in your link is gold? just because the seller say it's gold doesn't make it the gold version targeted for their african market. how do you manage to accomplish day to day activities with this level of your idiöcy? i really think you need an IQ booster.

https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71n366x%2BFfL._SL1500_.jpg

[img]http://3.bp..com/-IQ2iEAemJLk/VDgVcJVuUNI/AAAAAAAACpY/qYc00Krd3Wg/s280/bb.png[/img]

even a möron can tell the difference between the 2 products. this is how you disgrace yourself on a public forum with your acute colour blindness.

mumu!

chidyke77:
Am quite happy that Young is back and he played well too. MOTM is btw Herrera and Fellaini.

young & fellaini are our most-improved players. young completely changed the game when he came on & that's saying something on how much we have missed him.

wonlasewonimi:
I don't care if you know him personally, what I was trying to tell you is that it's well known that Don jazzy played behind solek.

it's not well known.
many of these trolls on NL actually believe he was born a don from birth.

Dbanj was nobody in the uk, he couldn't have made such amount of money you were throwing around from here. According to him, they were lucky to breakthrough in naija it's not about any money he made here. The kind of odu he was doing was to use people's bank card and he even sang about it. So all these your oversabi na wash.

you are talking trash.
what he sang about was his early beginning. stop muddying up the waters abeg. d'banj was a major beneficiary of tax credit scheme. siddon dere make pant dey wear you.

I can't believe you are this naive. Do you call this endorsement? Do you know that if psquare goes to dr dre for a customised headset they will write the same message on twitter.

you are the one dabbling into a subject you are clearly clueless about. beats by dre have had ambassadors before d'banj and each of them had their individual unique symbol on the headphones.

pink - nikky minaj
diamonds - lil wayne
purple - justin bieber
gold - d'banj.

all of them are endorsements - there's no ifs & no buts.

Dbanj is still as loud as ever, he is just not financially bouyant as he used to be. Was he not shouting Amber Rose all over the media for his 10 year annivesary.

isn't that promotion or are you a bush man? so he's not allowed to promote his show & sell? how's that the same as showing off the contracts of his deal?

apples & oranges, mate!

I still insist that there was no deal between Dre/apple and dbanj. When did custom headset become endorsement? olodo rabata ni e

there was a deal......
all the gold beat by dre wireless headphones has d'banj's name written on it. he's the face of beats by dre.

Flawlessangel:
oh my God!........u just confirmed ur IQ is even lower than i thought.........dude dsnt even know what d biggest social network is.......chai i don degrade myself o.......see who i dey argue with since......chai make i run go FACEBOOK abeg......b4 dem think say me and dis olodo na dsame....

IF I REPLY U AGAIN...MAKE I BEND

one needs a microscope to see your IQ.
d'banj has a million followers on youtube. 2 individuals that made up p-square don't have up to him and you are here telling me nonsense. why don't you just kill yourself before you spread this idiöcy of yours to the entire forum?

if you marry a fool like you, you would produce idïots.

wonlasewonimi:
O gbadun my first born is taller than you.
If the pic was posted in 2014, does it mean the pic was taken in 2014 abi dodoyo ni e ni

i am saying i knew about this information of don jazzy working for solek way before 2014. your line of argument was i musta seen his picture with solek & i am using it as a crutch to prove i know him personally.

They were wretched when they came back to naija in 2004. If you like go to his landlady in essex

don jazzy was wretched, d'banj wasn't....
he went back with loads of cash. he bought his mom's car when he got to naija. he set up his own record label.......something 2face & the likes couldn't do and were @ the mercy of vampire recording companies like kennis music. how did a security officer earning £7/hour in the UK manage that feat?

I put it to you that dbanj would have taken the pic of the endorsement if anything of such happened...have you seen any of his endorsement without his paparazzi?
stop bullshyting bobo yii.

i put it to you that d'banj isn't that loud to discuss money or show off endorsements anymore. 3-10 years ago, you would be right on the money. nowadays, he just wants to pull strings behind the curtain.

his picture with jim iovine is on the internet. this was the tweet by beats by dre welcoming d'banj to their family.

Flawlessangel:
oh i see....superior arguments about an imaginary money dbanj had b4 comin 2 naija.......superior argument about an imaginary money he was paid by beats by dre.......superior argument about an imaginary fame 4rm glastobury performance........superior argument about his videos topin chart wit is true but couldnt get more views than psquares personally? Even when powered by international fame?

you have been destroyed by a superior argument - all you have is just conjectures plucked from the stratosphere. they won't work here.

If dats d superior argument u mean then yeah i bliv ur imaginary numbers that exist inside ur head.

But when u wake up to the real world and open any online website / blog....... U would still findout that...

foolish man - d'banj has more followers on twitter than paul + peter combined & a big chunk of those followers actually dig into their wallets to support his brand. you & your other mgbeke fans only buy fake albums of the twins. you don't support them.

PSQUARE IS RICHER THAN U, UR ENTIRE FAMILY AND DBANJ COMBINED.......
AM DONE WITH U, U HAVE BEEN FUN.....BUT AM DONE PLAYING WITH KIDS....SO RUN ALONG NOW OK.....

END OF ARGUMENT

shouting on the internet will not advance your argument one jot. you cannot prove any of the things you have claimed here. until p-square sneaks into UK's top ten charts, they will remain local champions.

CaptainOjemba:
Ashton ko martin ni, Can you imagine when you said u will not listen to interview D Banj granted to Olisa.tv but you will rather go to his ex landlord, I think it smacks of sillyness and juvenile exuberance.

you are a tool.....
what can he possibly tell olisa that i haven't heard before. how he met don jazzy in JJC/419 gang? his security job? how ASUU strike made him run to the UK or how he was born in zaria?

ojemba, you are such a bïtch that if you runaway from home, you would come back pregnant in the evening.

wonlasewonimi:
You sharrap. See this one asking me when I moved to UK; you were still drinking akamu in Ikeja then.

buhahaha
wonlasewonimi, i still saw your student's visa application to study animal science in 2010 about a month ago......

This is one of the pics, I have the other one where he was actually playing the keyboard and solek was singing.

https://thenet.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Don-Jazzy-and-Solek-crew.png

you are a big idïot.
this picture you just posted was added to the internet in march 2014.

Stop chatting bullshyte....all you olodu boys were sharing peanuts with the tax credit fraud then. £2m ko £2b ni. Did you watch his interview with Olisa?

nah.....
who is olisa? if i need d'banj's story, i will go to his ex-landlord's house in grays to hear the truth of his life when he was still struggling in the UK.

What structures are different? Did you see any apple rep or dr dre shaking to deal? you think dbanj won't do a photo of the deal? abeg you fit dey lie for this people here count me out.

so you are saying d'banj never signed a deal with apple?

CaptainOjemba:
He is driven by sentiment. Don't waste your time on him except you are less busy, as for me ooo I dey leave, I get time wella

your tenancy angle makes you look like a fool. if your tenant is buying aston martin, then you shouldn't even be the landlord as that car alone can feed everyone in your village.

Flawlessangel:
since when is twitter d biggest social network?.........oh i 4got.....u got a low iQ........sorry.........and lastly.........where are dis facts u presented? Where's dis money dbanj made more than psquare 4rm glo? Infact i dont wanna continue dis discussion with a fo..o..l so as not to b tagged one too

so which is the biggest social media? nairaland?