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Family › Re: MOGs With Swag by coogar: 11:19pm On Feb 24, 2015
Idowuogbo:
Chei! Chei! Chei!!! oh this wan go tempt my grandmother sef. Jeez! He's cute.
https://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Disgusted-Up-Down-Stare-Gif.gif
Family › Re: MOGs With Swag by coogar: 11:17pm On Feb 24, 2015
i hope this thread will not breed another ese walters. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:15pm On Feb 24, 2015
raumdeuter:
Hows Kompany doing?

I bet some people rated him highly here
carry your wahala go another thread. stoke, cska moscow, and a lower league side(middlesboro) have already impregnated kompany this season. if diouf & kike can do it, why won't messi?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:18pm On Feb 24, 2015
barca are just too wonderful....

they have ripped city apart with quick intelligent passes in the final third. what a team!!!
Family › Re: A Polygamous home Or A Single Parent Home? by coogar: 8:21pm On Feb 24, 2015
crackhaus:
It's obvious, is it not?

Generally, a polygamous home is better than a single parent home - anyone who understands how the dynamics of interpersonal relationships between father-child-mother works, should know this.

There may be animosity between step-mom and child(ren) or between half-siblings. . . but at least in a polygamous setting, it's rare to find one spouse bad-mouthing the other and pitting the innocent child(ren) against an absent father/mother, which is quite common in single parent homes.
100% correct!
the household where one of the parents is dead is even better than single parent homes caused by divorce/separation.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:44pm On Feb 24, 2015
TreQuartista:
That was a stonewall penalty. But 8 out of 8 is some consistency, brotherly.
united then were very attack-minded.
that was the beckham-keane-scholes-giggs era. all the midfield players know where the goal is - you then have ruud, solakjaer, sheringham, cole, yorke, etc within that era when those 8 penalty kicks were counted.

there's nothing dodgy about the stats - arsënal were the only serious challenge to united then. every other team would come to OT and pack the bus - hoping to get a draw. it's not like nowadays when there are about 5-6 decent teams that can go on away grounds and win convincingly.
Family › Re: Stimulating Creativity And Critical Thinking In Kids. by coogar: 2:49pm On Feb 24, 2015
solving sudoku grids would go a long way to help them.
Rap Battles › Re: * + * Newbies Tourney : Alfa Ace Vs Thanos ( First Round ) * + * by coogar: 11:31am On Feb 24, 2015
alpha ace gets my vote...
he's more technical!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:15am On Feb 24, 2015
are you suggesting campbell didn't foul rooney in the box? it was a penalty - campbell swung his leg out & tripped rooney.

mike riley was outstanding in that game. you dunno the pressure in the atmosphere on that day. it was the most difficult match to ref in the history of the premier league.

riley wanted the match to breathe so that no side would have a man-advantage over the other. united quickly tuned themselves to that while arsënal wanted to be cry-babies - nick a draw and complete their 50th unbeaten run.
Family › Re: How Much Do You Really Need To Marry An Igbo Woman? by coogar: 10:52pm On Feb 23, 2015
runnazz:
even if its 5mill i still dey go there
me too!
igbo babes are the salt of the earth. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by coogar: 10:31pm On Feb 23, 2015
ibime is a goat!

still bragging about his past achievements in FPL when he relegated last season & he's swimming in the relegation pool this season. they said lightning can't strike twice in the same spot. ibime's situation needs spiritual cleansing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:24pm On Feb 23, 2015
SailorXY:
Rooney in attack is the reason we conceded two goals? what did he do upfront then?

Rooney plays midfield, his job is not to score or assist. but Herrera, Blind, di Maria & Fellaini score from the same midfield

Rooney plays ahead, midfielders still get the goals while you start blaming Rooney's absence in midfield as the reason we lost.

guy go grab your mat abeg
we lost 5 points because jones was in the defence at west ham & at swansea. if jones had completed 90 mins against burnley @ OT, we would have drawn the game too.

rooney offers nothing.....
a writer described our woes in the attack - he said falcao & RVP lack movement in the final third & rooney lacks technique & he's slow-witted. grin


"As bad as Radamel Falcao has been, he offers far more movement around the penalty area than van Persie does, and yet van Persie appears undroppable. Wayne Rooney played further forward than he has recently, but his slowness of thought, absent burst of pace, and poor control continued to hamstring United’s attack."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:04pm On Feb 23, 2015
that zombie football is what kept Rooney in midfield for so long & you always came here to bore us how Rooney is better than every midfielder we have. why can you sa about that now??
rooney is a disgrace......
when falcao was taking one shot on target in games he didn't even complete, the media went for his head. rooney played full 90 mins and offered exactly the same effort as falcao on target & the media have looked the other way.

rooney dived the other week though he apologised for diving to the goalie.....if that was any of our foreign players, the FA would fine him retrospectively or even suspend him for a game. however, he's england's captain.....even roy hodgson couldn't bring himself to admit rooney dived.

hodgson must be feeling stüpid now that rooney has admitted to the offence. the no shot on target stats got to him. he knew if he dived & won a penalty, he would take the pen as VP wasn't on the pitch.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:51pm On Feb 23, 2015
JayKayMaybachz:
grin


Just look at who Elampiro comparing wit Valencia GODDAMMIT. ... That one legged.. One traffic player.... Nani is a god to Valencia jooor
this is the video link(HD)

i was correct - the speed of the shot was measured & it was 97km/hr.

http://streamable.com/ot7g
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:46pm On Feb 23, 2015
JayKayMaybachz:
Coogar, Abeg u fit post YouTube clip of dah Nani Goal? Tanchu grin
i have a video link in HD.
how much will you pay?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:44pm On Feb 23, 2015
JayKayMaybachz:
cheesy grin
Na goal be dat jooor...
No be some half baked brits defrauding Utd since Adams
And on that... Some so called football pundits will be backing those frauds up... Mtcheew.. Ah hate blind bats
those kinda goals are game-changers.....
the opponents would just give up & you would roll over them. how do you defend that? who is to blame? when nani received the ball, the defending team had all routes covered & boooooom......the ball was in the net - travelling at 97km/hour.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
tess1:
Maybe you need to explain to us those matches where Jones played as right back since the beginning of this season in the EPL considering that in a back-three there is no right back. The three defenders play as central defenders.
some people have chosen lying as a hobby - don't waste your time.

below is the EA sports player rating - they are the premier league's official player rating company. RVP ahead of rooney, smalling ahead of jones.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:30pm On Feb 23, 2015
https://giant.gfycat.com/WetFlawedIlsamochadegu.gif

nani needs to come back....
i miss this kinda goals - and that is his weaker foot. nothing good has ever come out of valencia's weaker foot.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:17pm On Feb 23, 2015
JayKayMaybachz:
Lol i overlooked that shyte a mere incident

Dat niggy been spewing shyte from Adams

When last did Jones play as RB?
even if he does - it's an advantage for him to rack up good stats. baines, ivanovic, moreno, azpi, coleman, rose, etc all use their full back positions to rack up assists, goals and key passes.

smalling has scored more goals than jones, he's created more chances, etc. what exactly does jones add to any team apart from enthusiasm to injure himself with his zombie defending?

JayKayMaybachz:
Valencia is a one way traffic
The reason he's still gettn game time is cos of his defensive abilities... Ba that, dat gringo ain't no man utd player
nani is 100 times better than valencia. young has been 5000 times better than valencia this season but you have to start thinking why he is preferred. in the middle, he's a beast cos his direct runs can be very valuable. apart from that position, valencia shouldn't be playing for man utd.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:58pm On Feb 23, 2015
JayKayMaybachz:
sad shocked shocked O boi
some things are very obvious minus the stats but then on this section, stats are facts. even after you produce the stats sometimes, plonkers would find excuses to disprove the facts.

look at the argument - playing as RB is the reason jones isn't performing? between a full back & centre-half, who is more likely to create chances? how the heck is smalling as a centre-half created more chances than jones?

seriously, jones should be sold to aston villa....
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 8:45pm On Feb 23, 2015
moonraker:
Lol i cant laugh.

Dont worry, you will see what coogar is talking about. When Di maria loops an over the top ball

from 40 yards out to ibarbo and your defense just stops and allow him through on goal, one on one with your goal keeper, you will know whats up.
this is even better.
i needed 3 points to win division 7. it was 2-2 at the 90th minute. the guy i was playing was on all-out attack mode & i set mine to counter. i sent a through ball to reus & he was clear on goal......i was smiling & guess what? he had hamstring just as i was about to apply the finesse finish. the goalie just walked towards the ball & picked it up while reus continued to hold his thigh. grin

2 points lost! angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:29pm On Feb 23, 2015
Bimffo:
The Red Card for Matic stands and Barnes goes unpunished..
you mean atkinson watched that match again didn't think what barnes did to matic warrants a red card? this is incompetence at his best. i can understand his excuse of not seeing it during the game but he could have included it in his match report so barnes can be banned retrospectively. if that was rooney, costa, tiote, alex song, rafael, etc.....it would be 3 game suspension.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:20pm On Feb 23, 2015
JayKayMaybachz:
After some those who know nada bout football will be clamouring for Jones. .. WDF is Jones.. ..?
racism is the only reason jones starts ahead of smalling. phil jones cannot clean smalling's boots if we critically look into their performances this season. he destroys jones in every parameter of the game.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:07pm On Feb 23, 2015
Danhumprey:
Truth is,I've always have this niggling feeling that LvG is merely playing to the gallery of the English media ever since he appointed Rooney as captain and keep playing him in every games even when he is putting up some dreadful performance. Something is just not right.
rooney is finished!
that's his 6th league game this year with only one shot on target to show for it. 1 shot on target in 540 league minutes of football.

the excuse was he hasn't played a striker this year but fellaini, blind, herrera, etc have all scored from midfield positions for us this season.

he is just not that good, he hasn't been for a few years. a player whose best features were physicality, pace and power and looked like a grown man at 16, it isn't hard to see that he has lost so much of which made him stand out.


rooney developed and peaked way too early. put him in any other PL team and he would be found out, he's in a bubble at old trafford where everything that he does poorly is down to circumstance.

he either needs X amount of games before he can play well or he needs a certain player or that so so player to be playing alongside him before he can perform. he even escapes media criticism for most parts to put a cover up his idïotic moments during any match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:44pm On Feb 23, 2015
JayKayMaybachz:
Rojo is the only defender we've got for now
smalling is a brilliant defenfer....
his inconsistencies stem from what van gaal is doing - refusing to reward players even when they give 100% performance.

smalling was a sub against burnley too - jones' injury was what forced van gaal's hand to play him. he got us 2 goals in the end. jones that starts almost every game has never scored 2 goals in a match for us.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:37pm On Feb 23, 2015
phil jones had just one aerial duel against swansea in 90 mins. shocked

his partner(rojo) had 14 aerial duels & was successful in 10 of them.

the last time smalling played, he had 12 & was successful in all the 12. rojo had 11 in that same game as well.

phil jones is a disgrace!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:03pm On Feb 23, 2015
SailorXY:
but some people think selections should not be based on form, but perceived talents.
perceived talents my foot!
phil jones has been rubbish this season. he's the laziest human being but the way he runs around like a lunatic deceives the eye that he's hardworking. against swansea, he was a disgrace.

Herrera's reward for motm performance in the FA Cup too was bench time for nearly two months - & someone here kept hailing the decision even when this left the football world bemused.
herrera & blind should always be in the midfield. the other 4 slots in the forward area is up for grabs. di maria is certain to get one of those slots as he creates the most chances. so technically, falcao + RVP + rooney + mata + fellaini would fight for the 3 remaining slots.

Rafael is busy playing U-21 football & we expect him to play "well enough" to earn a recall to the senior squad. this is not even laughable, its pure insanity - based on what motivation exactly will his performances improve?? a guy that has slugged it out with the best players in the world?
i dunno why rafael was dropped.
he's our best right back. it's appalling that he doesn't even make the bench these days.

I wonder what exactly Ryan Giggs is doing, if he's not advising LvG accordingly. I shake my head
giggs is a mumu.....
all he knows is how to sleep with his brother's wife. how hard can it be to have a standard top XI & make only few alterations? players who deserve starts are on the bench while overpaid & overrated ones get to play week in week out.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
Danhumprey:
Considering that Man.United are now a sacking club and the board are not afraid to weild the axe on their manager,


Question: who do you suggests that the board should employed if LvG "get the stick"?
why would LVG get the stick?
he's the one making a rod for his own back. the earlier he dismisses rooney & that ape called phil jones from the team, the better for us.

you will not hear a sniff from the media about rooney's disgraceful performance in the attack, but they go at extreme lengths about falcao's ineffectiveness. phil jones-led defence lost us the game.

he was in a no-man's land for the first goal & he offered no threat at all during our setplays. my confusion with LVG is the chris smalling issue. players get rewarded with a start after a good performance. why bench smalling for jones who is yet to know what he's really good at?

smalling's MOTM performance against burnley even earned him a place in FIFA's team of the week only for LVG to bench him against swansea. LVG's selection & subs need to be addressed. once there's jones in any defence, you can always expect zombie defending.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:19am On Feb 23, 2015
Darkrebel666:
stumbled on this old cypher and found out that inkblood dude is also a biter

The dude bit Ibime word for word.. exactly as ibime scripted it ....

I insist to this heathen/ that we're not realistically
even/ cos this nigga is median/ My flow is mean. . .
and he's average. . . . thats statistically speaking"!


https://m.facebook.com/notes/loonatiikk-syn-e-rgy/loonatikk-cypher-oo1-ft-chukalumyddrulzinkakinlimericku3-dark-matter/707648232635775/
even ibime bit that concept from sauron....

https://www.nairaland.com/157494/freestyle-lounge/24#3403958
Lyrics jumbled like Flowshow's epileptic rantings, so now the worst's established
So when i said your skills were "mean" its only becuz ya verse was "average"
Who u fooling?? U calling me out was nothing but a swift ploy
Not even Brandy or Monica wants anything to do with this BOY.
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 10:57pm On Feb 22, 2015
youmour:
Oh so it gets harder? Thank God cos i was wondering wats the fun floggin teams 20-nil
by the time you go 2 leagues up, you go hear wennnnnnnnn. it's easy at first cos division 10 is filled with newbies, girls, etc.
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 10:04pm On Feb 22, 2015
youmour:
Just started playing FUT havent really gotten my head around the whole inventory,plus the matches are easy,how come?
the matches are easy? grin
start from division 10 & work your way up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:30pm On Feb 22, 2015
Emaprince:
can you qoute him here?
he has many things to say....
he actually demanded an apology from skysports - he said the analysts did a short clip of diego's crimes recently. he said why would they use the word crime to describe his player when the burnley player that nearly broke matic's leg is walking freely?

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