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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 6:00pm On Feb 19, 2015
chic2pimp:
I have another Angle on this incident Lads. A mate of mine (chelsea fan btw)who happened to be in the same train as those louts paints a suprisingly different picture from what is being reported.

He says the Black dude was trying to force his way into the train despite being told the train was full(if you watch the footage again, you'll see He was pretty much the only one trying to get in). Rather than give up and wait for the next available train, He chose to try his luck one more time. Seeing that the drunken louts weren't bulging, He started calling them racist(saying the reason He wasn't allowed on the train was because He was black hence the chant "We are racist and that's the way we like it"wink.

Btw I am not defending and neither am I excusing the behaviour of those drunken louts.
how's this an excuse?
your mate is crazy - the black man said nothing to them on that platform. he's french & cannot speak or understand any word in english. he didn't even understand the chant or the song till he saw the video.

the train wasn't filled to the brim too. one or two women came out of the train while the man was being pushed out. he could have easily taken the space they left behind. it's a racist act & their racist chants backed that up. there's no excuses here. those fans ought to be severely punished.
Family › Re: Husband and wife at loggerheads, any advice? by coogar: 5:52pm On Feb 19, 2015
moca:
Epic answer @chaircover cheesy

Coogar,ntooooooo! tongue
which wives are they petting?
these footballers hardly stay at home. christmas o, new year o, they are in the hotel preparing for the next games. they travel to europe at will. when do the wives get to enjoy them?
Family › Re: Husband and wife at loggerheads, any advice? by coogar: 5:50pm On Feb 19, 2015
chaircover:
Yeye!
The men chasing a ball, that you refuse to "pet" your wife for, are making millions of pounds and are "petting" their wives on exotic holidays . . . .
You are here doing mike tyson infront of your beko 14 inch TV tongue grin
it's a symbiotic relationship.
they chase the ball for 90 mins & i am entertained for that 90 mins with plenty to talk about afterwards.

let wifey go & learn to knit - that should occupy her for the 90 mins i am engrossed with my game. when she's watching her telemundo, i don't curl in one corner of the house sulking cos i want her attention.

this is another evidence that most married women have the emotional make up of a prepubescent teen. "my hubby isn't talking to me, i think he loves football more than he loves me." grin

bunch of divas!
Family › Re: Can't Husbands Lovingly Lure Their Wives To Have Sex With Them? by coogar: 5:46pm On Feb 19, 2015
cococandy:
That phrase alone takes away all the sweetness in the act.
It just becomes a duty then. Nothing to enjoy
which yeye sweetness?
so making a guy beg, dance, sing & do cartwheels before sėx does not take away the sweetness from him? what a selfish statement!

And some guys wonder why Yusuf the gateman is getting it undecided
if yussuf wants it, he should get it.

I read one post here where he guy was angry that his girlfriend/wife didn't want to co-operate whenever he comes to claim his rights? Jeez!
this coming from you is a bit rich.
are you not part of the crew that preaches a woman's no is no? if she says no from the first ask, why should the man ask again?

How cold and mechanical will that sex be? I can't even get myself to call it love-making.
marriage is a union of 2 individuals.
they must both want the sėx at the same time. if he wants it & she doesn't want it, he should respect her wishes & vice versa. anything beyond this is tantamount to marital räpe.

women cannot continue to deceive humanity that no means no & no can sometimes be yes if he tries harder. you guys should choose one side. this is exactly the reason some guys persist & this is also why marital räpe is rife in most marriages.
Family › Re: Husband and wife at loggerheads, any advice? by coogar: 5:37pm On Feb 19, 2015
chaircover:
Guys sometimes all a woman wants is your attention
So if you plan it well and are approachable and not a grizzly bear, you can still watch your show/football/news/sport or whatever with your wifey happily sitting beside you.
The problem is that sometimes you guys are just too "its my way or no way"
If you pet a woman she will be more amenable.
Gra gra gra doesnt work most of the time.
pet?
is she a child? who doesn't know guys can be very engrossed with their football games? if i am watching footie, nothing else matters & everyone knows that & they have come to accept me that way. i expect my partner to follow suit. i cannot count the number of weddings of good friends i have missed just because it clashed with man utd's fixtures.

women should knit when their partners are watching football.....it's only for 90 mins. grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 4:44pm On Feb 19, 2015
teddybiyasi:
who summon the beast from is slumber
feast on achebe's flesh for me.
eat the body, his soul & his scrotüm. grin
Celebrities › Re: The Don Jazzy Influence? US Rapper, Wale Says He's Moving Back To Nigeria by coogar: 4:17pm On Feb 19, 2015
CaptainOjemba:
cheesy So he would have to sign unto db records so he mingle with kanye west? But he sees that its better to work don jazzy than to work with d banj?
let him go & work for jazzy na.
wale has nothing to offer DB records.
Family › Re: Can't Husbands Lovingly Lure Their Wives To Have Sex With Them? by coogar: 4:15pm On Feb 19, 2015
moca:
Coogar,shift one side abeg!
D way I lure my hubby is d way he lures me too. It spices things up.
every relationship is different.
i don't lure women to bed....it's the other way round. grin that is what i have been used to all my life.

Most times,it makes a woman say yes even though her body tells her otherwise.
if her body says no, how can the man enjoy it? dryness, tightness, frustration, routine sėx. it's not healthy. cool

Some that have problems after child birth come along tru luring.
she better starts taking testosterone pills to bring back her lïbido. who has time to be singing romantic indian songs & dancing round flowers because of sex?

Anyway,what do u guys know.
Marry first.
Nobody will tell u when d time reach cheesy cheesy
it's her loss. grin
that can only work for men who have always lured or begged for sėx.
Family › Re: Can't Husbands Lovingly Lure Their Wives To Have Sex With Them? by coogar: 3:55pm On Feb 19, 2015
Sweetmarriage:
No, i don't agree with this. What if she intentionally did it so you could try persuading her?
that's her loss!
i don't persuade women to have sex with me. if i ask once & she says no then it's final. anything beyond that is one step away from räpe. grin
Celebrities › Re: The Don Jazzy Influence? US Rapper, Wale Says He's Moving Back To Nigeria by coogar: 3:48pm On Feb 19, 2015
CaptainOjemba:
So Sorry never knew that kanye is under DB records, so when is db records signing jay z?
wale has ties to nigeria
none of kanye or jay-z has any links to nigeria. the fact that wale is even trying to sign under don jazzy speaks volume of his failed career. grin
Family › Re: Can't Husbands Lovingly Lure Their Wives To Have Sex With Them? by coogar: 3:45pm On Feb 19, 2015
moca:
It turn some women on.
Infact most women.
U r in a marriage prone to disaster if u can't lure ur woman into doing it.
What is wrong with this people?
R they real?
Smh.
so a husband has to beguile his wife to enjoy his own conjugal rights? what happened to all those vows she made at the altar? grin
Celebrities › Re: The Don Jazzy Influence? US Rapper, Wale Says He's Moving Back To Nigeria by coogar: 3:42pm On Feb 19, 2015
CaptainOjemba:
cheesy cheesy Coogar come and see @Wale singing for mavins instead of Db records owned bangalee
who is wale? grin
how many platinum albums has he got under his belt? we are talking kanye, you are talking wale. this is like comparing messi to ahmed musa. grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 3:14pm On Feb 19, 2015
Emaprince:
hehehe..light bars for me? I see you don pack up missiles grin wait make I warm my hands for ffr cos I don rusty now be small.
i have not written a word this year. fifa15 & call of duty take most of my time these days. if you are rusty, i should be super super rusty.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 3:07pm On Feb 19, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
I wanna have a tough brawl before i leave sad


why dis guy dey fear? sad
face kr0ne!
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 2:59pm On Feb 19, 2015
itstpia8:
Do you have a problem with free speech?

Must everybody like the movie?
if they don't like it, why not stay in their houses? who gave them the rights to speak for every woman?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:45pm On Feb 19, 2015
mikuz:
If I beat Teddybiyasi and you fail to face me afterwards. You go hear gbosa for your head!
you have to beat teddy....
it's not only facing her. if teddy beats you, your own don finish be that. grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:28pm On Feb 19, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
okay.. Can you tell the achebe of rap to stop ducking me? grin
i will go easy on him grin
cos he knows he would lose.
mention one achebe's brawl that had no controversy in the past 6 months?

mikuz:
Let her out let's rumble then.
teddybiyasi - come forth!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:24pm On Feb 19, 2015
mikuz:
Ok where is she?
locked in my basement. grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:19pm On Feb 19, 2015
mikuz:
When I say I'm hot and hard it means that Cooger ll get decapitated if he crosses King Achebe.
achebe died in my hands last summer. grin
you need more training to cope jare....if you beat my protege(teddybiyasi), i will face you again in the arena. grin

ELYMAXiimus:
okay then. You didnt like it. Some liked it...
It's always good to try something new.... Makes you unpredictable
i didn't like it at all - you are better than that.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 2:13pm On Feb 19, 2015
thetruthnl:
grin

It might be one of them but if this protest is taking place in berlin then we all know who that is cool cool
epic! grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:10pm On Feb 19, 2015
mikuz:
Hold on for what? When I'm so hot and hard!
hot & hard?
look at this hömoerotic boy. direct your hardness to tifanee or yeyenati. grin

mad boy!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:05pm On Feb 19, 2015
mikuz:
You should be asking yourself that question after running away from my callout.
hold on.....

https://www.nairaland.com/2036922/nl-rap-battles-top-10#28738452
10. Loonat11k
9. Darkrebel
8. Guykhena
7. fuckyouhard
6. Kr0ne
5. siddoggg
4. Mikuz
3. Ema Prince
2. Cooger
1. Ibime
this is your top 10 list - the only vet i am yet to battle in that top 5 is emaprince.....if he's willing to spar, i may come out of my hiatus & pen light bars for him.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:00pm On Feb 19, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
have you seen me vs joshbase?
i saw it, i wasn't impressed.
there was no structure & flow. i mistook it for GEJ's budget speech. i stopped reading at the 4th line.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 1:55pm On Feb 19, 2015
i can't believe there hasn't been any top tier battle this year. what's happening to the vets? una dey craze?? angry angry angry
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 1:53pm On Feb 19, 2015
crackhaus:
I agree!

Apart from the nostrils, she's a little overweight ... it has to be one of them gringrin
https://i.imgur.com/41E21OP.gif
Family › Re: Husband and wife at loggerheads, any advice? by coogar: 1:48pm On Feb 19, 2015
crackhaus:
Lmao... gringrin
Where did you pick this kind of woman from, she's a career pest - the type that makes an unending buzzing sound close to the ear while asleep... cheesy
well, it's the usual place i have picked others from. some women can't just stand the fact that you are on your own engrossed in your game. grin

Well, having two TV sets already solves one problem.
it solves a problem for a non-trouble making woman. actually one TV shouldn't be a problem. peaceful women know not to interfere when their partners are watching football.......

however, in this particular case....the man should have 2 TVs. he has a wife & 2 kids. there is no excuse. what if the kids want to watch their favourite cartoon during the day? he would deny them too?
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 1:40pm On Feb 19, 2015
pickabeau1:
hahaha
i need thetruthnl to come spill more beanz
thetruthnl is a CIA agent sent by obama to restore a bit of sanity into this place. grin
Family › Re: Husband and wife at loggerheads, any advice? by coogar: 1:29pm On Feb 19, 2015
5minsmadness: What do you guys think? Pls mature responses only biko.
if she's working & she intends to use her own money to buy a car, the hubby shouldn't stop her. it's her money & that's her personal choice as long as buying the car will not put a dent on her other responsibilities.

crackhaus: For the love of Buddha, any man living with a woman whether by marriage or cohabitation should endeavour having more than one TV set - this is common sense as there'll always be times when both will want to watch two different things.
it's not about 2 TVs for some women.
i can categorically tell you this from experience. some women just want your attention for their own selfish interests.

i was in the living room, she said she wants to watch her show on a bigger TV. i went to the bedroom to continue watching my game....5 mins later, she came there to say she actually prefers the bedroom TV.

i went back to the living room & she came there again to say can't i see she's bored and she would rather talk? then came the usual question - choose between me or football to which i quietly told her to fück off, nicely.
Family › Re: Can't Husbands Lovingly Lure Their Wives To Have Sex With Them? by coogar: 1:19pm On Feb 19, 2015
Sweetmarriage:
This Man Has Something To Say...

'I want to talk about the issue of men complaining that their wives are denying them sex. Though i'm not presently married, i think i can give some advices.

You know, there was a study i read. There was a woman who has a high sex drive, but whose husband has low one. Despite this, the woman do get more sex from her husband by 'seducing' him- even when he said he is not in the mood.

Thus, i think just as women could employ some tactics (like wearing 'see through' dresses, etc) to get sex from their husbands. Husbands also should learn how to lovingly and unselfishly 'lure' their wives to give them sex, even when they are not in the mood. Thanks.'

So, what do you think about this?
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Nigerian-Papalette/312263085651212
because women are emotional beings....
they have more than a million reasons not to want sėx & men have come to respect that. so why lure them to have sëx?

if she says she's not in the mood, that's final!
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 12:16pm On Feb 19, 2015
Gaming › Re: PES 15 Fan Thread by coogar: 12:10pm On Feb 19, 2015
04kaa:
really, coogar i didnt know, i havent fired my fifa up for ages, na PES15 i dey play most, take this as my acknowledgement cooogar grin grin
meanwhile i cant wait to catch u in MKX, grin
i always dash you gift on FIFA15. grin
how good a game is destiny? i have had it since october & i didn't even rip the pack to play it. it's just sitting there on the shelf.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 12:01pm On Feb 19, 2015
pickabeau1:
All the buzz will make money for d film
buzz created by idiötic feminazis...

you should see the way they bombarded leicester square to protest against the movie. the actress has repeatedly said her character in the movie wasn't abused - but feminazis aren't having it so. grin

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