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Ewuro4:
coogar eh.

irresponsible woman, she doesn't deserve those kids.

i mean - who goes to a wedding for 3 weeks? so she has no family or friend she could have left the kids with before flying to nigeria?

Ewuro4:
3 weeks to attend just 1 owanbe??

she probably went to naija to meet an online boyfriend.

yet another irresponsible single mother in britain. left her kids in the coldest month of the year to go & jolly in nigeria for 3 weeks!

heaven knows where their father is - the system probably kicked him out and left the kids at the mercy of a child abuser. she would escape jail term for this - she has young children to care for.

broken britain!

Nonso23:
Wonderful! Are we allowed to suggest some cool Naija names?
I wish your family a joyous celebration.

Inviting nairalanders is a great idea. Just sift thoroughly first, I mean with the increased spate of witch hunting lately one can't be too careful.

Happy Sunday!

coven witches!

Nonso23:
Wonderful! Are we allowed to suggest some cool Naija names?
I wish your family a joyous celebration.

Inviting nairalanders is a great idea. Just sift thoroughly first, I mean with the increased spate of witch hunting lately one can't be too careful.

Happy Sunday!

coven witches!

afrodoc2:
Its not by just runs, even Eddy Dombraye made runs. Falcao made his name with his clinical and confident finishing, sharpness in front of goal and assured link up with his team mates. All these have deserted him and those runs you alluded to are now much slower than in his Atletico days. I am not saying he should not get his chance as a lone striker but he needs to line up behind those he met on the queue.

falcao has played better than van persie this season. however, whenever he's building that momentum of form, he either gets injured or LVG refuses to play him for another few games.

The first thing to sort out is formation, is it 2 strikers or 1 striker. Then the line up can be settled. 1) 1 striker i would choose RVP then Wilson then Falcao

wilson?
he's not ready. he needs a loan deal to hone his skills.

2) 2 strikers, several combos but never RVP with Falcao....they are both as dynamic as Olumo rock

i really don't like the 2 striker system.
the strikers get in each other's way to create a clusterfück. we should have 3 creators behind one lone striker. 4-2-3-1 should be the default formation.

anyways, i think LVG has been told his minimum objective is to get us back to champions league. playing sëxy football can wait as far as he's concerned. when we were playing exquisite football, the results were horrible.

afrodoc2:
There is nothing so far this season to suggest Falcao would thrive in any formation. He has lost pace, his touch has deserted him and his ACL is expired. I would play Wilson ahead of Falcao right now.

he will thrive as a lone striker.
one thing is falcao makes the runs. he offers plenty of movement but we never ever spot his runs.

valencia can't cross to save a life. januzaj needs 26 toüches to move the ball more than 2 metres. rooney only ever passes the ball sideways or backwards.

tess1:
Since LVG prefers playing with two strikers, he should be pairing him with either Falcao or RVP instead of pairing two 9s. If by doing this it doesn't work, then we'll all see it.

LVG should sort it out......

tess1:
I know that's the privilege he's enjoying according to LVG. By trying to play him in the defensive midfield will affect the general play of the team when we play a better team. He won't get away with those things he gets away with when playing in the front.

fellaini
herrera
blind
carrick
and even jones are all better than rooney in the midfield.

afrodoc2:
Falcao should not be in the team.
Play Rooney and RVP and replace Rooney with Herrera in midfield and results and performance will improve

on the contrary, i would get rooney out of the team. play falcao or RVP as a lone striker & have mata/herrera in the hole and the performance would super-improve.

tess1:
But he's not better in the defensive midfield as LVG have said as well.

rooney shouldn't be in the team.
his captainship is the reason he makes the team according to van gaal. that was why i keep saying he's jack of all trade, master of none.

04kaa:
add me psn is BolajiFlowshow

how many times will i add you?
i gift you stuff every time from FIFA15. you have never acknowledged it.

tess1:
And how does a team that doesn't have a good transition finish in top 4? Playing a player with too many back passes and sideways passes in the midfield will never guarantee us a top 4 finish. That's part of the reasons Cleverly was sold. Rooney should be competing for the striking role. I only blame LVG.

rooney is not better than RVP/falcao in the striking position. don't let the british media pull wool over your eyes. rooney does not understand the centre forward position.

raumdeuter:
I agree.

But I would put Fabregas ahead of Matic

Costa
Fabregas
Matic
Terry
Hazard

i will put cesc ahead of costa.
without those incisive passes from cesc, costa often looked clueless. do you know how many assists cesc has supplied this season?

elampiro:
Compatriot RVPee and Fowlcow should go emulate Kane.

in another news.......

robin van persie has now been directly involved in 77 goals (58 goals, 19 assists) in 101 appearances for man utd.

no wonder rooney was moved to the midfield. van persie guarantees an assist or a goal 76% of the time if he plays.

#effective

afrodoc2:
Oga park well, why not stop watching matches and just browse player ratings. When Vidic and Rio at their peak almost never got 10 it is that Smalling performance that got a 10? Are you so gullible?

smalling played well against burnley & his 10/10 rating was deserved. if a substitute defender can get 2 goals in a game we are struggling & a pathetic £300k/week midfielder cannot even get a shot on target then what's your point?

elampiro:
Compatriot RVPee and Fowlcow should go emulate Kane.

when kane wins 2 golden boots in the EPL back to back, he can dine with RVP. RVP was 29 when he won his last golden boot. rooney at 29 cannot even hit shots on target.

rooney peaked 8 years ago.

elampiro:
Rooney just got an alert for his 300k. Coogar go and cry.

so it's about the money, not his performance? so why do you get ulcers anytime we say rooney is a fraud or a liability?

elampawa.....rooney has been found out.

in another news.....RVP is the only player in the premier league that has scored at least 10 league goals in the last 5 premier league seasons.

choiiiiiiii, rooney is a liability.

elampiro:
You clearly did not do mathematics in school. I stated the number of mins Mata did not score. I quoted the number of mins he did not assists and I quoted the number of mins he did not have a shot at goal. You don't pay attention to details instead you keep telling lies and changing someone's statements. Mata played in more advance role than Rooney. Ukwu!!!

stop feigning you are bereft of common sense. the statistics say.....

rooney hasn't scored in 450 league minutes
rooney hasn't assisted in 450 league minutes
rooney has no shots on target in 450 mins

you retorted back that mata also went 508 mins without scoring, assisting or hitting shots on target. i asked you to prove it and you are here lying to the public & shuffling facts.

when mata didn't score, he assisted or took shots on target. when he didn't assist, he scored and took shots on target. mata always contributes to a game.

On Falcao, he was offside. Stop telling lies for a living.

falcao was onside.
fat rooney is too brainless to see a pass that was as glaring as fück.

raumdeuter:
A fraud is a player a captain that has played several games this year and doesnt have a goal, an assist, not even a shot on target
Rooney is a fraud. As long as Man Utd stick with Rooney they wont reach the level other top clubs are.
Remove Rooney and Man Utd would excel

it baffles me.....
even paddy, the rookie player in our defence has taken shots on target this season. how does rooney sleep at night knowing none of his shots has been on target in 2015? blind played deeper than rooney against west ham & scored. rooney's midfield position is no excuse.

elampiro:
1. What are you talking about sef? Your first picture says it all. Put a ruler on Falcao's line and see for your self. Before Rooney could pass that ball, Falcao was already offside.

elampiro, stop lying.
falcao was onside. rooney was scared to make the pass. he turned back & lost the ball.

2.
This is what I told you earlier. Instead of you to go investigate you went arguing. He has also gone 418 mins without a shot on target. Now see it below:

liar liar.....
you said 508 mins. how's 418 the same thing as 508. are you blind?

...Mins...Goals.Assists.Shot on target.
12/20/2014..Aston Villa............90....0......0...... 1
12/26/2014..Newcastle United.........90....0......1...... 0

mata assisted and took shots on target here according to your stats. why is this relevant?

12/28/2014..Tottenham Hotspur......90....0...... 0...... 0
1/1/2015.....Stoke City..................90....0...... 0...... 0
1/11/2015...Southampton..............90.... 0...... 0...... 0
1/17/2015...Queens Park Rangers....45....0......0...... 0
1/31/2015...Leicester City..............13....0...... 0...... 0
Season.....................................1470...5...... 3.......7

elampiro = 270 + 58 is not 418 mins. this is the second lie you have told concerning this matter. you quoted 508, then you quoted 418. both numbers have been found out to be white lies.

besides - mata didn't complete the game against QPR & he was a sub that played for 13 mins against leicester.......how does he fit or compare with rooney that played 5 full games without scoring/assisting or shooting on target?

elampiro:
He was offside. Even before Rooney got to kick the ball, Falcao was already off. So Rooney was left no option than to revise.

apollo dey worry you.
that pass was on...... falcao was on as at the time rooney was on the ball.

When does shot on target become a goal? I have already given you the number of mins Mata has gone without scoring and number of minutes he has gone without assisting. Chikena.

when did this happen? which year? which month? which club? stop making blanket statements to cover for flop rooney.

easy win for darkrebel.

BARS need to learn to type & arrange/structure his scripts before he's ever allowed to battle again.

darkrebel wins in all the categories.

flawless victory.

elampiro:
It's clear here that Falcao was offside. Rooney was intelligent enough not to pass to him, if it were one of those inexperienced players he would have passed it and lost possession to referee's whistle. Rooney's other alternative would have been to send it with his left foot to Di Maria.

falcao wasn't offside - stop supporting nonsense. rooney was too sloppy to see the pass.

where's the mata stats?
the one that says mata didn't score or assist or take a shot on target? don't tell me you have closed your laptop.

elampiro:
Clear offside from the first picture.

it's a pity you are not used to watching games on curved TV yet. that pass was on - the rooney of 3 seasons ago would make that pass.

there's no way rooney can know falcao was offside from where he was. he went back & then lost possession. how can people blame falcao & VP when rooney is clueless with the ball?

elampiro:
You cant see Falcao was offside already?

which offside?
falcao was on.....i dunno why the gif didn't load. falcao made the run from deep & mumu rooney ran back.

elampiro:
Rooney just got an alert of 300k. Cooagr, go and cry.

Van Persie refused to play Mata for a tap into an empty net against West Brom.

that's understandable!
if van persie feels he can score, he's entitled to ignore mata & take the shot.

rooney wasn't even attempting to score, he was attempting to pass backwards. falcao was through on goal if that pass was made. at worst, he would get an assist.

rooney - biggest liability in europe.

elampiro:
He did not score. That's what I told you. He also went a long spell without Assisting. I gave you the minutes.

which period was this?
be a man & provide the exact month or year mata started 5 full games consecutively without scoring or assisting or shooting on target.

take up the challenge....

elampiro:
Mata has gone 508 EPL minutes without a goal from even a more advanced position. 328 EPL minutes without an Assists.

Rooney even tried too much sef.

that's a lie.
mata must have scored, assisted or hit shots on target. please provide the evidence. how can mata go almost 6 full games without testing the goalie?

elampiro:
* I did not round up for nay player.

* Rooney is playing in midfield for us. He is doing what the coach asked him to do by maintaining positional discipline to shield the back. How many goals and assists do we have from Carrick, Young and Janujaz this season? When last has Mata scored an EPL goal?

450 mins, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 shots on target

from this position,
•blind has scored twice
•ramsey got 20 goals last season
•alex song got 14 assists at arsenal

how unreliable can rooney be?

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falcao made the perfect run. any professional player earning £500 per week should ping a through pass from rooney's position but what did england's golden boy do? he went backwards.

our strikers are not firing cos rooney is worthless.

my gif isn't loading, jeeez..... pictures will do

elampiro:
*. I listed Affellay for you. I put Pedro. Fabregas also played forward in some matches. Messi even scored 80% in same position Barkley posted 86%. Ukwu!!
* Messi does not have a pass accuracy for teams. Period! Same with Ronaldo. Their passing accuracy in proportion to their team passing accuracy. Ronaldo is 81%, -5% from Madrid's average of 86%. Messi is 83%, -5% from Madrid's average of 88%.
*Sneidjer did not have 79.9% at the world cup. I did not round up for any player to avoid confusion.
* You per game is misleading. Any stats we bring on per game, we narrow it down to per minutes when it warrants. Don't try to Tortoise this.

you have been found out......
79.5% alone is 80%, how much more 79.9%? what is 79.9%? how come some players have their percentage rounded up to a whole number and some have decimals? are you sure you went to school? you cannot even tidy up numbers to present statistics?

anyways, is the player below the biggest liability in the world of football?

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elampiro:
You may as well bright out stat from 1920. We are talking about Messi's current stats and also in comparison with his team's average.

2011/2012 Affellay 94%, Pedro 88%,Iniester 89%, Messi 84%.

2012/13 Pedro 90%, Iniester 90%, Messi 85%,

2013/14, Inietser and Fabregas also beat Messi.

You can see that Messi is always poor and among his lowest in his team. Coolie-died is dead and funeral is calling.

so iniesta & fabregas are now forwards? mumu. we said messi is the best passing forward in europe & this mumu is posting yeye stats.

You are diverting this argument. We are talking about the Barca team and Argentina team Messi plays. In Barca team, the midfielders have most pass accuracy.

you are a liar....
you made a passing statement that messi is not known as a passing expert?

In terms of leaving Smalling, I also left Jones. Do you reason at all. I was pointing to you that Messi was very poor compared to his team mates while RVP and Falcao were good compared to their team mates.

you are a liar....
you never compared messi to team mates. you said messi cannot pass at all & you put him in ronaldo's category.

Average passing stats over entire career? I said even Oshoala will make above 85% pass accuracy striking for possession obsessed Barcelona. Ukwu!!! So this comparison is moronic. What's the players pass accuracy vis a vis his team (team mates as well?)

you are an idïot....
how come suarez & neymar aren't on 90% passing stats then?

Messi vs Netherlands= 80%.
Barkley vs Costa Rica = 86%
Both from number 10 position. Ukwu!!!

this is the same liar that said argentina played 4-3-3 yesterday & messi was a striker.

Are you confused or you are deliberately diverting argument? I gave you evidence that it was possible for a forward player to beat a defender's pass accuracy and even team's average and you are here yanning megedefede. RVP is very high in his team pass accuracy list while Messi is languishing at the bottom. This tells me that if Messi should play for Sthletico Madrid, his pass accuracy will be 71% (team % less 5%).

defensive players always have the highest passing stats and rightly so. they pass the ball where opponents can't be bothered to pressure them.

Does this even make sense to you? Sneidjer 79% and Rooney 82%. Sneidjer plays for a better team with higher pass accuracy. Sneidjer should be doing far higher than Rooney.

stop lying - sneijder has 80% pass accuracy. where did you see 79%. sneijder doesn't play for a better team. england had more players playing for top teams than holland. rooney's wages alone in a year would pay the wages of all the players that lined up for holland - minus robben & RVP.

you are a road side analysts. Rooney's 3rd game was just for 15 minutes.

Rooney played 15 mins in England's last game. Yet you took that as a full game in your analysis. Bush man pappywater .

who cares if it's 15 mins - i said per game. that's what whoscored is all about. they rate per game. all the stats you pulled out of there in the last 4 years were per game too. don't cover up for rooney's idiöcy.

Rooney defeated Sneidjer in:
1. Goals/ mis
2. Assists/mis
3. Key passes/mins
4. Pass accuracy.

Keypass: Again Messi won it with 23 followed by Robben with 17.

Sneidjer 10 in 586mins= 58.6 to make a key pass. Rooney 5 194 mins= 38.8 mins.

Coolie-guy Tortoise, good night. See you tomorrow.

at the end of it all.....
sneijder's team finished 3rd, rooney's team got dumped out after 2 games. sneijder has achieved more than rooney in either club or country. rooney is just an overrated piece of shytë that hasn't shot on target in 2015.

MrTA:
Fact is, LvG should not be composing a report to respond to Big Sam. He should be smacking him off with a one liner which SAF or Mourinho would have done.

i agree with you.....
LVG doesn't seem to know his position in this country. giggs should have told him not to respond to low-tier gaffers like sam allardyce. he should keep it within the top 4.......

But his recent exclusion so Wayne Rooney can play in midfield has baffled supporters

rooney has not had a shot on target in 2015. blind has scored, smalling has scored. what is rooney's excuse?

elampiro:
How is Messi above Rooney or our strikers in pass accuracy?
Messi 83%
Falcao 84%
Rooney 84%
RVP 85%
Coogar, your sins have caught up with you. Ntor!
log out. See you.

i don't use a small sample size to do statistics. only amateurs like you do such to sway arguments. in the past 5 seasons......

messi
13/14 - 85%
12/13 - 85%
11/12 - 84%
10/11 - 86%
09/10 - 86%

falcao
13/14 - 85%
12/13 - 80%
11/12 - 77%

rooney
13/14 - 80%
12/13 - 83%
11/12 - 81%
10/11 - 77%
09/10 - 74%

RVP
13/14 - 77%
12/13 - 81%
11/12 - 79%
10/11 - 80%
09/10 - 80%

even a pübic louse knows messi has the best passing stats & highly consistent over the seasons. he's particularly having an average season by his high standards this year - but history has proven elampiro wrong again.......messi is a known excellent passer of the ball.

elampiro is dead!!!

elampiro:
Defenders dont have the highest, the midfielders and Iniester have the highest. The gap between the teams's average and Messi is just too much.

says who?
every log you league at, defenders have the highest passing stats. the best passer this season in our team is michael keane(94% pass accuracy)

Van Pesie is higher than Man United's average pass accuracy. Falcao is at par. Van Persie's pass accuracy is higher than McNair, Evans, Rafael and Luke Shaw.

no wonder he left smalling out of this list.
fraudulent statistician. how come smalling passes the ball better than van persie. oh never mind, smalling is a midfielder.

Your argument lacks logic. How come RVP is passing better than most of our defenders.

just discovered Van Persie and Falcao even have better pass accuracy than Messi this season. I told you that Messi is weak at pass accuarcy.

calculate their average passing stats over their entire career and your statistics fall flat on its face.

A player like Ross Bakely is 89% as an attacking midfielder, same place Messi has never crossed average of 86%.
You have been found out

messi is a forward, barkley is a midfielder.

Coolie-guy Tortoise,
Many players are very strong in these criteria. We are discussing figures not keys.

name the forward players that are very strong in this criterion. don't hide under a blanket statement.

I have destroyed all your arguments.

you have destroyed yourself.

top 3 leagues in europe & defensive players lead on the passing accuracy stats.

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elampiro has been found again as a football charlatan!

Rooney had just minus two from England's average while Sneidjer had minus 3 from Netherland's. Rooney had 82% while Sneidjer had 79%.

sneijder had 80%, rooney had 82%
england is a poor passing team. so for rooney to be below england's average itself is a disgrace to wayne rooney.

rooney made 24.7 passes per game, sneijder made 48.8 passes per game - that is double the number of passes rooney made.

no wonder england crashed out. rooney is useless.

Odunharry:
In other news,
*Anderson misses a pk on his debut
*Blind expected to be back
*Jones has got a kneel problem,dat of return nt known for now.

Coogar go dy dance shoki 4 that Jones news and Elampiro no go fit chop food this night

i hope jones never returns back to the team. he should be shipped straight from his physios to west brom. that boy has no football brain.

afrodoc2:
Ings beat him with the same basic move all day long. IN and OUT or the reverse and he wasn't even subtle about it, it was so basic. Smalling's intelligence is not the best and saying he is our best defender says more about the state of our defense than it does about the quality of his defending.

that in & out has beaten the best centre backs. what's smalling meant to do? use voodoo to divert the ball out of touch? it was a 1 v 1(defenfer vs striker) with a good ball coming in. i have never seen a defender win such duels. it always favours the strikers 10 out of 10 times. that's the reason managers always put 2 centre halves against one striker. one to attack the ball, another to clean up the mess.

elampiro:
Let me help you to understand why I said Messi is always a poor passer in his team.

this is nonsense.....
you cannot rate the pass accuracy of a degen defender and a striker. defenders generally have a high passing accuracy. they pass it in low pressure zones. if you expect messi & pique to have the same passing stat then you are a retärd!

* Barcelona average pass accuracy this season is 88%, Messi is 83%. Messi is -5 from his Barca's team pass accuracy. Messi

this is another irrelevant stats
messi is a forward. he has less than 2 seconds to decide what he wants to do with the ball & he's heavily marked. pique has an average of 60 seconds to pass it to the next defenfer or his goalie - without any pressure.

* Argentina average pass accuracy at the world cup was 84%. Messi's overall average pass accuracy at the world cup was 80%. -4 from his team.
* Out of 22 players Barca has used this season, Messi is 18th on the pass accuracy list. He is only better than Claudio, Hadaddi, Neyman and the very last Suarez.

this is exactly my point.
messi is always better than any forward when passing the ball - so for you to say messi isn't known for passing accuracy is a syntax error.

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there you have it. messi's passing is very strong from your favourite football site. so where did you learn that messi isn't known to be a good passer?

elampawa has been skewered again!

* In the particular match we are talking about, Messi was 9th in the Argentina team in terms of pass accuracy.

and that is because he was the only one trying to get a goal. they all leave the creativity bit for him. messi looks out more for the difficult passes that becomes key passes or assiats. compare messi to the other forwards of other countries and your dodgy stats would make you look silly.

To make Sneijer's matter worse, he was -3 from Netherland's pass accuracy in this particular match with Argentina and he finished 11th in the pass accuracy chart. Messi finished -1 off his team's average. Sneidjer was poo.

compare sneijder to rooney.