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Darkrebel666:
I can't drop 50k when she's not dropping anything..
20k is the highest I can give her if she wins ..
20,000 naira Airtime is something.
Besides her boyfriend gives her up to that every month

don't waste your money.
you are setting yourself to lose. if you drop 20k or 50k, teddy would always win.

this is the internet age.
kr0ne, ibime, mikuz, etc are the people teddy would be ready to break the bread with to get ideas on how to kill you.

what is stopping her from offering kr0ne 10k of the 50k to collect 9 punchlines? dem go just use your money eat fried rice & chicken for TFC.

Talsima:
Who gets CCC as much as Falcao and RVP? Even Di Maria sef.

I also want to believe you haven't been watching Kane. He does the damage himself majority of the time.

until you realise 2 striker system like falcao + RVP hinders forward play then you wouldn't understand. with costa, kane, aguero, etc - there are 3 creators. they are all looking at feeding the arrow head the ball.

with united - you have 2 number-9s getting in each other's way when the play converges. van gaal also uses them to play away from each other to stretch the central halves apart so that the middle can be split open.

chrisley024:
Using 3 at the back limits the movement and makes the team more predictable.
Just take a look at L'pool and Spurs.

but they all use lone strikers.
which of VP, rooney or falcao can you bench? the situation is very different.

teddybiyasi:
coogar any latest bagging from charlie clips

any battle charlie gets now would be rubbish. he's facing a heavyweight in may(hollow da don) and that would be his main focus for now.

i see you are amassing soldiers to take me out. you know what happens during a coup - make sure you succeed. if you don't succeed, it's death sentence for you.

Talsima:
Harry Kane again.

he gets the CCCs
our AMs are rarely that incisive unless mata is in the hole.


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juan mata at work!

Philadelphia:
Oh! Now I see where your frustration is coming from. I'm sorry but I don't do cougars.

i see....
you won't understand what penultimate means. halfwit!

Stillfire:
Real men? Hahaha! You want me to call Harmen Harriett on you? The woman who has launched a 1000 Naija men onto cyberspace to whine on their rights being infringed upon. Are Nigerian women not kicking you guys out of the house? You think I dunno. Is NL not a medium to de-stress from Harriet's policies?
Are these the real men in the UK you boast of?

those are white men!
you know many of them are mumus.....yes, harriet is dealing with them and they are crying but naija men are staying 20 steps ahead of these draconian laws.

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Coogar don't get me started. You know this is what i do best.

one naija man that nearly got caught in the entrapment lured his wife back into false security. he collected his child & fled to nigeria. he's done facial surgery now so he cannot be recognised ever again.

Stillfire:
Thanks but no thanks but experience tells me that Nairaland men are ugly.
The louder he is, the uglier he is.

you got catfished?
we saw the miss NL contest - none of them was something to write the church about. NL ladies are uglier.

Philadelphia:
Before you spew unintelligent responses or poi t out people who are illiterates or can't read, WAEC Ghana did not say their jurisdiction does not give the access. Mind you, they said otherwise that their database is centralised. Now you need to look up that in the dictionary before you continue embarrassing yourself here.

read the penultimate paragraph in the image posted. don't add to the number of the half-baked graduates produced by nigerian schools. if you are sure you didn't get your b.sc under a mango tree - tell us what the paragraph i asked you to read says....

Stillfire:
There is no Nairaland guy on this thread that is finer than I am. I am that confident!

i am 100% sure if i reveal myself, you would dump your boyfriend tonight.

Chillisauce:
sure. I can see the look in your eyes even in the dark lunette.
Butterfly in stomach

buhahahaha!
byvan is my distant cousin on my mother's side. inbreeding is forbidden in my village. if you see butterflies in my stomach, it must be salad.

Chillisauce:
She got loads on her hands. Family, New job, etc.

I'm sure she will holla when she settles

say hi to her.

SirShymexx:
You don't "flex power" - you just talk with assertiveness/authority like a boss.
It's part of who you're and you can't change that for anyone.

that gingerness is what awes stillfire. she's always been around men who fidget on their knees. this must be a new experience for her. me thinks she needs to visit the UK & see how real men handle their women with assertiveness & authority. we love the vagïna but we don't worship it - this is why we have less incidents of the ikechukwu obuludus in the UK.

Chillisauce:
Just paint them black

I'm tryin to catch up time here before the thread disappear

i know.
biko, where's byvan?

PhockPhockMan:
That's more burden to Buhari, let him go to Waec office in Nigeria for his certificate.

for what reason?
it's not an INEC requirement.

Stillfire:
Buhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funny!
You see upon all the noise, men still wanna poke.

the laws of nature has to be followed.
i am assuming you are pretty o. if you are mgbeke, please move to the left.

Chillisauce:
Abeg, give your boys more dry gin to boost their morals

none of my boys is caucasian.
find a suitable picture, chillisauce

babyosisi:
I bind them

amen!
amen!!
amen!!!

don't stop praying o. bind & cast. speak in multiple tongues till your saliva dries up.

babyosisi:
Desperate times call for desperate measures I guess
If only they knew many people please don't read those long responses with bits of quotes
I don't
In fact they annoy me when I see them

babyosisi.....na jeje i siddon for politics section when you handed me an invite to this thread - witches are threatening me & you can't even defend your guest.

if this is how you want it, don't invite me to your threads again, biko. your threads attract witches.

Stillfire:
Who dash you God? You that have not seen the four walls of a church in eons. You think we dunno...
Coogar get ready for my visit tonight.

if you visit me tonight, you would be going back pregnant.

Stillfire:
Haaa you want to annoy the chief priestess of the esteemed association of coven witches?
Can a mere mortal win over an immortal witch?

i have killed so many witches, God himself gave me an automatic pass through the pearly gates when & if the last trumpet sounds.

i am balling on earth & i would be balling in heaven.

Stillfire:
Buhaha! It's an honor. Who are the rest?

if you are the chief priestess, you should know the rest of the crew that come to you for spiritual bath. if i see any of you flying outside my window tonight......i will pistorius una one by one.

ghana WAEC office is only saying their own jurisdiction does not have access to buhari's result. they said the nigerian office may be able to provide the results.

nigerians cannot read....
they see the headlines and they start spewing nonsense like semi-illiterates.

Stillfire:
Lol the cabal! Rotflmao! Coogar name names, remember you told me you were bold and don't fear anybody?
Who make up the list of coven witches aka the cabal?

you are one of them.
the chief priestess of all coven witches. you asked me to name names so don't be offended.

thetruthnl:
nah,it is real and i am too tired to go dig up but however i am ready.
miss jackson the one with the fish oil on her lips,really coogar who will lay that one? U.G.L.Y

Stillfire:
Who are these coven witches coogar?

i dunno myself - these are the slangs i have picked up here & there. let's just say they are who an old poster used to call the cabal many moons ago.

BABE3:
Fish oil o... chei!
who's miss jackson again?

miss jackson is basically an old ugly woman. you have seen outkast's video, haven't you?

thetruthnl:
o yea well as soon as i see a witch crying and bringing it up i shall call mr coog ,its seems the revelation has hit some nerves here.

i am yet to see the so called post.
surely, you guys are just ruffling feathers to give it back to the coven witches. if any of youse have a link to the post, share it. i want to know the obese single mother of 2 with an abusive alcoholic father

i just hope it's not miss jackson - the one with fish oil on her lips.

babyosisi:
See who is talking
My folks used ogbunigwe mad in a lab,my own na ogbunigwe of the lips

carry on.....
ewuro can defend herself so i will leave you guys to it.

babyosisi:
That damaged good never has the balls to face me squarely but will hang on the side to make comments and highlights ,I brought her in fully
To give her a bit of what she deserved
You feel sorry for a girl that was sexually abused by her own father and men in her family and this is the thanks I get
The gloves are off totally

here we go again.....
babyosisi fighting dirty since biafran war

babyosisi:
Girls are begging you for a date
Jehovah
Please who are these stupid girls!
Are they mad

unlike you......men don't kiss & tell.

username792:
This thread is like 33p long now and ofcourse coogar is there on EVERY PAGE LIKE A TRUE BUM NIGGA WIth ONLY NAIRALAND IN HIS LIFE
This forum scares me
BRB

after reading that drivel you typed there.....i can confirm you woke up this morning high off smoking the ashes of a crëmated cöck....

in onyeka onwenu's voice "you did not suck your mother's brëast"

beg babyosisi & other igbo women here to translate that to you in fückever morönic language you understand.

babyosisi:
Bia coogar,is there no football match going on today
You are so fixated on mutter and she's not even here
How many times will you say this lines
[size=18pt]Is coogar looking for a cougar[/size]
Just come out and say it openly

buhahahaha.....
of course, out of all the single women begging me here for a date. na mutter of all people i would be fixated on.

maybe i was fixated on loretta too when i defended her. ask her how many of my PMs she's rejected. this is the reason people attack you - you rarely post using your common sense

BABE3:
bia, chukwudi,

you're giving these people too much info. As soon as I figured her who the person was, I was like "no wondaaa she hates men sooooo much". it all started to make sense...

where's the post?
i hope you are not kidding or trolling. if these witches descend on you.......i hope you got the ammo to fight them off.

baby124:
Please i dont want to get into mutter's case because every time i read her comment, my brain ceases. This is why you wont find me quoting her. As her opinions are vastly differnt from mine and i must confess very shocking sometimes. But that is her opinion and she is entitled to it. However, if they did do that, then it was wrong.

this is why i like you, omo eko!
you call it as it is. osisi - that's the verdict - you are wrong & that goes to that 2-faced chameleon called aisha.

osisi, we are expecting your public apology(in igbo language).

baby124:
It is a free site and anyone can comment however they like. Whatever their views may be. But it is very low to use a problem someone has to insult them when you run out of things to say. Did she not use her own hand to type that she is a single mum and had a father that didnt behave like one? I dont think it is an issue she is ashamed of so she brought it to the internet. Now to make an issue out of no issue is highly unnecessary. Anyone should be free to drop their comments, their problems and their advice. This is supposed to be a mature section, and i just think such outbursts should be ignored. As truly it is not an issue. If you choose from people's posts to keep away from them, then that is your own decision and probably your loss, as we can learn from everyone. That being said, i fail to see how this revelation is a big deal. The crowd mentality of joining together to kick someone when they are down with the problems they have shared is very disgusting.

i hope you know you have just insulted babyosisi.

baby124, i share your sentiment....
this was exactly my point when osisi attacked mutter. she posted her past experience on NL. the 2-faced aisha used it against mutter when she couldn't produce a superior argument to subdue mutter's comment.

osisi & her goons went on to dig more posts to attack her with. when i protested, they said she posted the information herself and anything that was self-posted on a public forum can be used & it's open to public scrutiny.

Stillfire:
What does two women fighting on NL have to do with feminism? I don't get it. Is feminism about settling petty squabbles on NL? Rotflmao.
You guys just choose to define feminism with anything that is anti what you think. Someone like Osisi now is not even a feminist. She believes in submission.

feminism is all about protecting the interests of women - or in clearer terms....sisterhood! now, if a woman is being picked on in public by another woman, you would expect the women there to come to the victim's aid to squash the beef.

on NL, there's no such support - loretta wasn't even having a fight or squab on this fateful night. she was being bullied out of nowhere and she never threw back a line of insult to her attacker.

where were you to fight for a defenceless female victim? nowhere to be found!

And I thought being a misogynist was a thing of pride these days. You don't like being called one?

i don't care what i am called.
i get no awards or funds for whatever happens here. my mission is just to get under people's skins when i am up to it. at the end of the day, who do i know here? who will i ever meet here?

baby124:
Na wa o.

But so what if she is a single mum and had a dead beat father. What is wrong with that? Is everyone's life perfect So no one can be free to come to this section to air out their problems without juvenile kids using it to jeer at them like they found gold. We all have to act pretentious here because we dont want to share problems, which can help so many others. Whoever she is God bless her. I probably saw that post, and i truly dont care to make it an issue. As it is not an issue at all. A lot of people here were raised by single mother's. I wonder how that is some kind of insult.

there are 2 sides to this.
there are many people raised by single parents here quite alright but they never let their difficult childhood becloud their sense of reasoning when relating to other people so i say kudos to them.

however, there are people raised by single parents and they hate every man they come across based on their difficult childhood. they have allowed their ugly past to becloud all their senses of reasoning and when they see any man, they always see their deadbeat dads in him.

these kinda women should be avoided. they can never see anything positive in men. as far as they are concerned, all men are monsters, rapïsts, child abusers, alcoholics, etc. personally, i would like to avoid posters like this in the family section......i dunno about you.

BABE3:
....the single desperate moda with a deadbeat fada...

when thetruthnl posted yesterday, I did my research and found out who the person is. The thread where she posted "her story" is still very much alive....

All I have to do is copy and paste the link to the thread log off, and cross my legs.
But nahh

where is the post? can i pay to see this particular post? you mean thetruthnl isn't lying after all?

is babyosisi reading this?
is cococandy reading this?

Stillfire:
I don't see any saint or lamb in this mix. Everyone defended themselves appropriately. Even mutter defended herself.
All of you are bullies. And when your egos are crushed, other decent Nlders (like myself ) would have to listen to your whining.
As for parallelogram, hahaha inside joke

mutter just used her class & grace to ward off her attackers and she got applauded for it. that is not to say she wasn't hurt by what her fellow women said to her.

there are lambs here quite alright......
it's just that over time, they become wolves themselves cos when you keep quiet here, you become easy targets for these frustrated old hags.

i remember when mgbeketoto attacked loretta & said some nasty things about her new marriage. none of these brain dead bimbos championing feminism could defend loretta. they all went quiet like timid rats. who did? saint coogar! even with that, they still say i am a misogynist.