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elampiro:
Rooney returned and we won 6/6. Rooney is king.


*man utd 1-2 swansea................ Rooney not in midfield
*leicester 5-3 man utd............... Herrera,Blind, Di Maria/Mata lost every contest midfield. Maria tried though, he got tired.
*man city 1-0 man utd.............. We dominated at E thihad with ten men.
*man utd 0-1 southampton......... Herrera replced Rooney in midfield and we conceded straight away.

Rooney is king and legend.
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See you later. logging out for now.

rooney returned & united lost at the etihad. the 10-man situation was no excuse. when rooney was sent off against hammers, the 10-men still managed to cop 3 points.

rooney is a super-liability.

Leyqute:
Rooney slows down counter attacking moves with his back and sideway passes. That guy stinks up the joint! He's an underachiever - that's what SAF called him.
He had so much potential but the English press killed his development.

SAF actually implied rooney is retardëd!
he said he's a slow learner and he's the dullest player in the squad.

Leyqute:
Rooney plays slowly because he's lazy. Against Arsenal DiMaria showed more counter attacking intent and prowess. Whenever we're in a position to launch a counter Rooney is always comfortable to hold the ball for a min, allow the opponent to get into position, and then slowly pass the ball backward.

this is even far-fetched.
when rooney got stüpidly banned for 3 games, united didn't lose a single game in the absence of rooney. rooney came back & celebrated his return with a loss.

rooney is the biggest liability in europe!

RuuDie:
I think we have seen UTD with Rooney... don't you think, perhaps the time has finally come for us to move forward and see UTD without Rooney!?

united without rooney.
man utd 2-1 everton
west brom 2-2 man utd
man utd 1-1 chelsea
man utd 2-1 stoke

united with rooney
man utd 1-2 swansea
leicester 5-3 man utd
man city 1-0 man utd
man utd 0-1 southampton


chineke....rooney is a liability!

Odunharry:
Rooney is better than De Gae and VIDIC in defence, better than Blind n SCHOLES in midfield and even VAN NISTELROOY and CANTONA in attack

All hail king Rooney,united greatest player infact the best player in England and Europe


elampiro2 u be Edo boy??

the funniest thing is - the official player rating system of the premier league(EA sports) actually have van persie ahead of rooney this season by a slight margin.

rooney is omniscient.

very soon, we will hear rooney is the best central midfielder in europe. he's better than xavi and iniesta put together......rooney is better than keane/scholes/vieira/makelele in their prime.

the same rooney we have been told only gets to play cos he's a captain and not because he's necessarily better than the players he often benches?

rooney will become a hatchet man then.
he keeps going further & further backwards. if vidal or pogba should arrive, rooney would be forming partnership with smalling.

by the time madrid come for de gea, rooney would wear the gloves.

SailorXY:
lol smh lol smh lol smh lol smh

why you dey laugh na?

the 2 times hyena won the golden boot, he managed to make 10 assists

the 2 times rooney was close to winning the golden boot, he had 5 & 4 assists respectively in 09/10 & 11/12. the total of his assists isn't even up to the assists the hyena made in each of his golden boot seasons.

who is the real hyena?

hyena out-assisted all his peers including rooney in the premier league.....

hyena outscored all his peers including rooney in the premier league consecutively in 11/12 & 12/13 season.....

hyena>>>>>>>>rooney

elampiro2:
Give Link.

Na only u go read am?

i don't read links, i watch pressers live.
in 3 days time, it would be news in the media.

what every world class striker must win....

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all these foreigners have won the golden boot in rooney's country. why is it so difficult for rooney to win his league's golden boot in his own country?

rooney - you are a disgrace to english people.

elampiro:
Just watch out. We are going to have it in this order: COMPATRIOT RVP, Wilson, Fellaini and Falcao. Or perhaps he wantys to reduce Fellaini to a squad role.

In a nutshell, the target is either Fellaini or Falcao. Fellaini might be pushed up 'cos we dont score from corner kicks and crosses. But he will be a sub.

and rooney(the best striker/trequartista in the world) is now a central midfielder??

what a demotion!!!

elampiro:
Gaal is very cunning. He wants to displace Falcao from the starting line up. Although you didn't provide link.

why would he displace falcao?
he said his strikers are falcao, wilson, RVP and fellaini......and he thinks rooney is fine in the midfield.

van gaal said he prefers fellaini as a striker to rooney in his presser!

that says it all - rooney is finished.

Emaprince:
which he won mostly from the bench?

says who?

SailorXY:
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/y3PWaHz.gif
this Rooney topic is just bleh


can we swing to match day please?

the same rooney we were told has more consistency than arjen robben in the last decade?

i think the topic needs to keep going till 2017. my own be say i was able to prove rooney is a jack of all trade, master of nothing.

SirShymexx:
Colchester is far - I've not really checked the place out.

Places like: Loughton, Debden, and Buckhurst Hill are close by - with top notch quality.

They're not really too far from where I live as well.

THe only way is Essex.

i will take a look around easter period then.

Emaprince:
Anderson left manure for internacional.

Very soon,dimaria will head back to riverplate,falcao might also retrace his step back to columbia.smh

Manure killing players since the red sea was parted!..

the same anderson has won more premier league medals than terry, lampard, drogba & cech.

nortcentrallord:
Nobody has given the president an applaud about this now oh but if it is on the negative side, every Buhari, Tinubu and Ameachi misfit will wag their tongue. Mtchewww.
Go Naija Soldiers
Go Naija
Go GEJ.

there's nothing to applaud in that video. our soldiers looked like armed robbers in uniforms.

Mackie1:
am really shaking my head for you... you are on your bed while soldiers are dying for pple like you. and all you have to say from dat bleeped up mouth of yours is this?.. i am disappointed why can't you volunteer and see how it is at the war front ungrateful man. at least they are brave enough to fight.

he only spoke the truth.
our politicians earn twice as much as the western politicians. our soldiers should be twice as equipped as the british/american soldiers as well. even our soldiers are not happy thus the mutiny that happened some months ago.

that's the fair deal!

[quote author=chaircover post=3049Y1948]Like in a tea towel?
I never thought of that
Thanks[/quote]bathroom towel.
towels have a high capillarity to mop up any moisture oozing out of the salad.

the drone strike seems to have attacked a civilian car. how did they know it was the enemy? 18 mins video & one drone strike - waste of time.

GEJ should pump more funds in our defence. nigerian soldiers are still carrying AK-47s....the same weapons armed robbers are using. that's a disgrace. how do these soldiers fight at night when their guns have no light to navigate in the dark.

this war would drag for long if something isn't done fast. our soldiers are ill-equipped for the task as it is.

chaircover:
TV doesnt your salad go "funny" after a day or two?
Maybe my fridge is too cold
I need to make salad as I go and so need to be in ASDA every few days and that gan gan is the issue.
There is always rice in the cupboard but not always decent eatable lettuce
Whats the trick pls?

wrapping the salad in a towel should do the magic. your fridge should be rated tropical to keep salad fresh. most of the fridges here are rubbish in doing that kinda job.

shinejackie:
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so much luxury to make some of them prefer prison life to freedom......

this is a typical UK prison setting....

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/13/article-0-0B6DB38200000578-157_468x313.jpg

and their gym.....

https://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00499/gymnasium-equipment_499934a.jpg

and when the lags decide to work out....

https://prisonofficer.org.uk/pimages/sud250809-Sudbury-18.jpg

shinejackie:
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so much luxury to make some of them prefer prison life to freedom......

no bills, no stress, 3 square meals, etc.
the only thing they don't have is freedom. they are locked up 20-23 hrs of the day.

shinejackie:
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The bold got me laughing, sleeping all day without exercise go make them look like yokozuma...

they have gym sessions o....
pool table, 3D football pitches, table football, table tennis, etc. there are TVs in their cells too. if it's a private prison, then it often comes with satellite channels.

Fhemmmy:
I guess the prison system in UK is so different from in Canada, cos in Canada, while you there, you could be doing few things to earn income there, and remember free food, and other things without paying for accommodation . . .

they can choose to work here as well but they are paid peanuts. the pay doesn't motivate loads of them so they just sleep all day in their cells.

Fhemmmy:
Lol . . .Imagine how much money his 1 pound will be iin cedi

he would be church rat poor by the time he comes out with loads of debt on his head. unless he's got loads of investment back in ghana, he would be begging for cedis.

pickabeau1:
Choi...
The girls family in ghana will hunt him down

that's after he hunts the naija neighbour down.

pickabeau1:
CHoi

Pity the lady is gone

17years UK jail time is like 9 calendar years from what I hear

Is that so

or even less if he behaves himself in prison which is going to be the case anyways. he should be out in 7-8 years.......then he would be placed on a license for the rest of the term.

if he commits any crime during that time, he would go back and complete the original prison term plus the new crime he has committed. i am sure he will just move back to ghana & start a new life.

SirShymexx: Trust me. Also, if you can go proper deep into the real Essex, and not the London Essex - you're going to see loads of ridiculously nice snow bunnies, I tell ya. Apart from being too clingy and overly sexual at times, they're not really that bad. At the end of the day, you know what you're getting when it comes to them cos they'll always be true to who they're. And with that - understanding them is much more easier.

from colchester eastwards, right?
my last time in colchester was in 2004. it's a very nice place.

pickabeau1:
Aside....

Did you notice the name of the neighbor

Oladapo Etti Williams....bad guy

naija boys no dey carry last.
he denied at first he had nothing to do with the deceased woman apart from 3-4 text messages per day. when his phone was checked, detectives found out they were sending up to 80 messages per day.

his wife was cheating with a neighbour and he knifed her? what a stüpid man!!! the only sad news in the story was that she was cheating with a nigerian neighbour.

he got 17 years imprisonment - he would be out by the time he clocks 55. the judiciary in the UK sucks. one human life is only worth 17 years?

SirShymexx:
Lol. I don't know about that and/or marriage in general - not thinking about that for now. However, I'd say I never really had problems with snow bunnies, I was just never attracted to them like that. But since I moved back to Ldn Town from Brum, it has changed a bit. Working in the city kinda helped as well cos you get the opportunity to see some of the most beautiful white chics ever - with ridiculous bodies lol. So, who knows where the silent D in django is going to take me?

some of them are very tasty, i tell you.
close to half of my dates in uni were snow bunnies. witty & intelligent football heads.

Moreover, I've being studying the dynamics of the world in the past couple of couple of years and I might be wrong - but it seems they're allowing mixed kids represent "blacks" at the top now, especially the ones with white mums. Just look at Obama and Chuka Umunna for example. And I thought about it a few days ago, after checking out Dom Solanke and Dele Alli's videos on YouTube a few days. And there are so many other things I've noticed of late as well. So, if you can have kids that'll naturally be in advantageous position, from birth - I don't think there's nothing bad in that. Err, I might be cooning right now - I'm just posting based on my understanding of global dynamics in race relations.

it's crazy out there.
an individual has to be white white to qualify as white. if there's any mixture then he's black. you are right about the mixed-race ish though but then there are demerits in some certain circles as well. light-skin negroes are less respected in the hood-hood.

Anyway, ideally, if I were to pick - I'd say I like the craziness that comes with AA chics, especially the ones who understand black history. Then you've got Brazilians, Cubans, and Dominicans. And caribs aren't bad when it comes to loyalty. So, it's most likely that I would be swinging into that axis if I ever feel I want to be get involved in that institution. But for now, I'll just keep beating anything with a straight face.

AA chics are too spontaneous
brazilian chics are mostly transgendered - you could be bedding a woman that used to be a man.

carribs are certainly loyal & they cook very well too. i dunno anything at all about cubans. do they have a community somewhere in the capital?

shinejackie:
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Hmmm...with wetin boko haram dey do for north, is better u run to Cross river or Akwa ibom and hide......

you are very correct.....
somewhere south would be a better hideout. perhaps, otuoke should be very safe for me.

shinejackie:
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Hmmmm........are you sure about that?.....u cannot read the construction of the human mind from the face ooo, she fit pretend, after she don put her claws like tiger on your asset and wealth, she go get good lawyer then put leash take drag u about.....anyway, l no say u be real coogar, u go fight back.....

if she does that - i would just take the baby and run to gombe state in nigeria. one NLer did that last year. he ran to nigeria with his child and he vowed never to return again to the UK.