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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:41pm On Feb 09, 2015
SailorXY:
you saw the game?
yes on BTsports.

rafael, young, etc featured though but it was perreira & tom thorpe that scored. first goal was a deflected freekick, the second was a well delivered freekick for thorpe to power home. chelsea scored first before we tonked them with 2 late goals.
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 11:28pm On Feb 09, 2015
damiso:
Awww coogar is a gentleman grin But no thank you I cant let someone take out his frustrations on me. besides I am a healthy young chic let's save it for the pregnant women, old people and people with lil children..

Let me catch up on the news and head to bed jare.
good night.....

username792:
Im mentioning your name since your ass wont stop bitching about me like a true fvck dude who would call me a sissy yet cant mention me. I guess one of us has to 'man up' since given your ptevious posts, that is not really your thing. You were on the ignore list, you just had to keep it quiet and follow through with it. I have never asked your bitch ass shitt.
you must have conceived via anäl sëx to post the above. do i know your poverty-stricken self? oh - so you carry the frustrations of your generational curse to this thread because you weren't babe enough to address it where i posted it?

the last time i saw something like you - i covered it with fat rolls of tissue paper and pressed the flush button.


So let me tell you Doctor: My curse started exactely yesterday when I found your daftness spilling all over a thread, while jubilating about the murders of women who had done NOTHING TO YOU and you probably didnt even know. If only that, but then I saw you once again on that other creep's thread, that poor dude who has to pay women to tolerate him. And here, bam, like always, you spill rubbish out of that leak you use as a mouth. You always have to be here right, when it come to abusing womrn, I guess it makes you feel manly.You could have kept quiet, right? But nope, just like a faucet who wont stop leaking you had to open your dirty mouth to give me ALL THAT ATTENTION but on the low of course since you are bitcchh made. Defending murder then all that focus on my puna speaks of the happy life you live, right? Isnt ironic how the 'happiest' people spend their entire time online rejoicing and defending the downgall of others and talking shitt? Funny how things work, right?
this heifer has been stalking my posts everywhere and she's not even ashamed to admit it. it's unfortunate, i don't join issues with brain-dead bimbos like yourself.

if you have any problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your rectüm. my opinion is my opinion. attack the message, leave me out of it.

Before or after you have killed, raped, beaten - or whatever a primeval brutish unrefined caveman like you like doing - them?
Also I didnt know they knew about class in the pigsty? Wow Killing women, ummmm what a classy and sophisticated affair.
the kinda women i take to bed are the ones you beg for $$$, undies & hair attachments every month of your life. minus the internet, there's no way your type would associate with my type. like i told you earlier, forget these wet dreams you keep having.

Another one obsessed with my vagina, then you will talk about 'class'. Biitch, class has hit you in the face long ago which is why your mouth is leaking and you cant think straight anymore, yet you didnt recognise it, so it is too late now.
your vagińa isn't worth a nickel!
i mean - out of all the sophisticated väginas around me, it's yours that would entice me. a vagińa that has not seen any proper treatment since your grandmother stuck limestone in it to numb your clitöral hood.

these firewood-background bitchës don't know their level sha.

WHEN I TELL YOU TO STAY IN YOUR LANE, YOU STAY IN YOUR LANE. I DIDNT ASK YOU SHIT SO LEAVE ME THE FUUVCK ALONE, MURDER ADVOCATING ASSWIPE.
BYE.
moisten your middle finger, stiffen it and sit on it......you disgusting asswax. stay in my lane? do i fùcking even know you from anywhere? you carried your family frustrations to this thread from God knows where and you have the gall to type the above?

you are a disgrace to womanhood!
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 11:03pm On Feb 09, 2015
mutter:
Quite honestly I think that some of the ladies here are frustrated.
They need to feel the warmth and strength of a man to calm them down.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Plenty of fury on board now.
the first week of the month is always like this. 90% of them are PMSing.

damiso:
Any man ke.. You have forgotten its 'Everyman for himself in the belly of the beast' All them investment banker types that get off at Canary Wharf that one will think will be' posh and gentlemanly' fa fa foul ma den go first give you elbow rush hour London town respects nobody even the queen herself
i do get up for women in a crowded train. i help with their buggies on the platform too & be rest assured gentlemen like me abound everywhere. ask nicely and the seats shall be given to you.

May the Lord (seeing that he is even a pastor) grant this heartbroken husband comfort and peace.
amen!
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 10:54pm On Feb 09, 2015
thetruthnl:
Sorry bro did not see this i was busy putting them bi.tc.es to places grin

You don't know her,she has gone!she can't come if she does,i will be here waiting and y'all shall know! wink
hehehehehe......
this promises to be exciting then. your information bank would be the size of canada.
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 10:43pm On Feb 09, 2015
mutter:
Naughty, naughty Coogar grin grin grin
innocent me. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:39pm On Feb 09, 2015
we just finished destroying chelsea. under 21 boys mauled chelsea. parreira is a beast. someone check on nateevs please. grin

what a match!!!
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 10:37pm On Feb 09, 2015
username792: Also, I never tryied to argue anything with you since I dont speak monkey. That other post you quoted was not for you.
Anyway, is the double post for your pal coogar who cant quote me but is still bitching about me and liking your posts to give you stamina and courage? Great men indeed, both of you should really try that mariage thingy, you fit so well together smiley
why are you mentioning my name?
at what point exactly in your miserable life were you cursed? keep my name out of your calloused-fingers. i only do tete-a-tete with classy women. your clïtoral erectiöns for me won't get you far, please attach your panty liner & zip up.
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 10:32pm On Feb 09, 2015
damiso:
Ok so now that he has told his story and we are arguing for say another 40 pages on NL how will that change anything? undecided Its pointless to me sha but I guess we see things differently. He should see a therapist if he needs to destress.
when osisi tagged me in the first comment, i felt embarrassed for the man - what sorta man would expose his wife with adultery? then i listened to his musings. i felt instantly sorry for him. i can understand why he did it. whether it's right or wrong to do it is very subjective.

Wo Coogar I am going to bed ojare....I need to save my strength for standing on the Jubilee line tomorrow morning grin i can't remember the last time I actually sat down on that rubbish train embarassed angry so I can't even have time to recognise anybody on it. angry grin
haba, damiso!
a louis-vuitton bag carrying madam like you? just walk to any man on jubilee line to let you sit, he would quickly get up for you. this is queen elizabeth's land - use your femininity. grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:23pm On Feb 09, 2015
teddybiyasi:
remember what you called me in I & darkrebel thread
yeahhhhhhhhhh!
teddy the top tier she-dragon.

darkrebel.........charron lost last night in his title match with pat stay. pat stay has now killed dizaster, arcane, daylyt & charron. it's official, he can never lose in canada.
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 10:20pm On Feb 09, 2015
thetruthnl:
No you wished i was stalking you,you are everywhere not to be noticed and that by the way is your job.Create new account for a troll like you?girl you only relevant on NL.where else?

And the whole group is here complete!now let do this

By the way one of them is a man hater,didn't have her father's love while growing the man was a drunk thus her hatred for men.She is old single mother of two and desperately desperate grin,i was expecting her...
come, do you work for GCHQ or CIA? cheesy
who has an alcoholic for a father?
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 10:15pm On Feb 09, 2015
damiso:
Wa ever grin

But coogar I thought sometimes cheating was justified tongue this woman was not being satisfied in bed and rather than nag she just decided to help her husband get someone to do his job tongue
this woman has no excuse. hubby is rich. the age difference wasn't that huge, it wasn't the usual case of a mail-order brides where the foreign based men go to villages to search for a partner.

the hubby is highly libidinous too - so lack of sėx wasn't the reason. he said it in the video that he begs all the time for his conjugal rights. you have to scratch your head to ponder on the reason she did it.

But jokes apart, she cheating =not cool He deciding to have a moanfest on youtube= not so cool either
this dude was a pastor in nigeria.
he doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke and he doesn't womanise. you should expect his coping mechanism to be weird. this is his own way of destressing

These are grown folks nitori oloun...the internet has a very very good memory.I guess this is his way of tarnishing her image sha cos someone googled her name already on this thread and see the search results undecided
who would remember her? who really pays attention to this kinda people anyways? if you meet the woman or the hubby on jubilee train tomorrow, would you recognise her? ese walters still got married after her minisode with pastor fat oyibo. grin

I believe that if people can decide to stay in a marriage for the children's sake people should also try to be civil at separation also for the children's sake.
the children would apply for change of names when they can. i think he's fully entitled to tell his side of the story. see what a former assistant chief internal auditor of NNPC was reduced to............
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:59pm On Feb 09, 2015
this teddy get mouth like kettle. grin
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 9:52pm On Feb 09, 2015
damiso:
Leave my red brick in ado ekiti grin as long as the school has buildings with red bricks all na red brick grin
those ones in ado aren't bricks - that is local mud. my great grandma told me men used to throw it like shotput to mould the houses. grin

however, i agree it is red. grin
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 9:45pm On Feb 09, 2015
damiso:
The two of them both cool(before any wole soyinka ITK gets on my case the tautology was intentional grin)
no ITK can touch you na. we know you went to a red-brick school...............(in ado ekiti) grin
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 9:32pm On Feb 09, 2015
baby124:
Jehovah, mimo! Angeli, mimo.
I have found Coogar's kryptonite
nah, not this impostor.
only byvan holds my kryptonite, not this halfwit running amok in this thread like she did not sück her mother's brëasts.

damiso:
Coogar why is this definition so similar to your ijebu definition grin
yoruba = ijebu
igbo = arochukwu.

those 2 clans benefitted immensely from slavery.


I don't know why folks never think about their children when doing stuff undecided awon agbaya dede
who should have thought of the kids? the man that decided to air out his pain or the woman that gladly opened her legs to be fücked like a stray dog?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:28pm On Feb 09, 2015
Talsima:
I wasn't myself yesterday. Our players were just running around like squirrels and my eyes were seeing stars like I had malaria. The TV was circling around my view as the match wore on. We have big fixtures from March and we needed to win all our matches before then to extend the gap from our rivals contesting for UCL spots. There we were chasing West Ham that has lost form.

We played better than the first half. We kept the heat too late. I think overall we went with a plan to cope with West Ham's agbegi football style rather than playing our own game. Blind's equalizer was a big relief at the end and a well deserved reward for our late pressure. I wondered if that ball would have gone in it if it were our other (forward) players who took that volley. It was well directed by Blind.
we played really well.
the only thing i didn't like was the slow passing & lack of movement from the attacking four especially in the first half.

asides that, i think we responded well and VP & falcao should be scoring from their chances . we play better against stronger sides so i am not worried about march.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:56pm On Feb 09, 2015
Talsima:
That's was the initial idea. I made an error, then I liked the name from the error and I left it. grin

Sometimes when I type, I am doing something else or even two other things. cheesy
something else = rooney taking his bath.

what do you think about our football yesterday......especially the second half when we had to get a goal by all means necessary?
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 7:49pm On Feb 09, 2015
chaircover:
Yes naw
I'snt all tea Lipton grin
i grudgingly agree with you there.

all tinned miilk are peak
all cubed sugars are st. louis
all cubed seasonings are maggi.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 7:40pm On Feb 09, 2015
chaircover:
grin grin grin grin
I will use my Beko hoover to vaccum all the ebola viruses up
https://i.imgur.com/l1imlfy.jpg
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 7:22pm On Feb 09, 2015
chaircover: Leave my Beko Fridge ooooooo grin
You want to get me into trouble
When oga wanted us to get a fridge from another manufacturer, I insisted on doing ijebu
I dare not go back to him now to complain about "weepy and soggy" salads
stop your ijebu & ditch the beko fridge.
a recent study in the north of alaska confirmed ebola virus can harbour inside beko fridges for up to a week. grin
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 7:19pm On Feb 09, 2015
mutter:
Some years back a lady was admitted in hospital the man had given her a good beating and she called the police. When the police came she acted up like she was collapsing and the called the ambulance.
I really fet bad for her when I saw her and then I deceided to go visit the man and talk to him.
He was sitting there really upset. You could see a man at the end of his rope .
The woman had poured the soup put all over him. Worse still the whole house was in an unhygenic and messy state, really aweful. The woman had also been buying on credit , owing everywhere, cheating on him, all over the place for money. It was such a disaster.
What could I say?
He was bleeding too just that the scars were inside.
Not without reason that provocations an excuse in Law and you can even get away with man slaughter if you are provoked enough.
The wife going public is in no way anything compared to the woman's adultery.
Did she not mess up the lives of the kid`s by what she did.
I hope you are not supporting her because you identify with what she did wink

In the olden days she would have been stripped naked and chased away, or made to take a cleansing bath in public. This even still happens in some places today.
According to African tradition the punishment for adultery is public disgrace and humiliation.
This is exactly what she got here.

The ancestors will certainly be happy with him grin
i think we should bring back this particular tradition. ex-club girls & retired pröstitutes have used the church as an avenue to sneak into many matrimonial homes. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:13pm On Feb 09, 2015
Leyqute:
Pace and pawa.. e get am even for argument grin
elampawa is stale then.
we should rename him as pacempawa. grin
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 7:10pm On Feb 09, 2015
raumdeuter:
I dont support what this man did at all.

Why cant he just divorce her and leave the marriage?

Why splashing her name all over the web and ruin her career

What would become of the children they have?
what would become of the children of thousands of men that have had their names and faces posted on the internet by the lies told by their greedy wives?

this is his coping mechanism......
after watching the entire video, he's fully justified to deal with his own issues in whatever way he can. his wife, his kids, his choice.

if the wife had her kids in mind, she wouldn't be spreading her legs for ovie in the first place. what is bad is bad. let the wife suffer the full blast of the shame - it may deter other lecherous wives doing the same deeds.
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 6:34pm On Feb 09, 2015
mutter:
That is an understatement of the year.

By their tongues you shall know them!
perhaps she fücks her own colleagues too as a married woman. look at her foaming in the mouth like a photosensitive epileptic patient.

she wants to take a break away from the forum & she's announcing it to the world - what a sissy! take the break na - good riddance to ebola virus. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:28pm On Feb 09, 2015
Odunharry:
cool talsima and coogar...e be like una knw each other b4
talsima or talisman = elampawa grin
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 3:26pm On Feb 09, 2015
mmsen:
That's why it is important that men not allow themselves to be rushed to the alter.

A lot of young women are in a great hurry to get married and it is only after the wedding (and sometimes children) that the man becomes aware as to why.
you can't blame them - their biological clock ticks faster than usain bolt!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:38pm On Feb 09, 2015
carrick was fouled!!
VDS' weakness was exposed again.....diving to the left.
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 2:36pm On Feb 09, 2015
slimyem:
It would be an interesting topic to address. You'd agree it's a new angle.won't you?
very fresh.

he should suck it up. identify with women who have been through the same thing he is going through. Go for counseling,hit the gym and get sexier for her,find out what he hasn't been doing right ,or where he got it wrong and fix it.cheesy
i think this is own healing process. let him grieve the way it suits him.

at least,it wouldn't have caught me by surprise.This man was totally oblivious and the shock's hit him more than the act which is why he's gone this irrational.
he's an effiko.
he probably never knew women with comfortable lives do cheat.

have you not seen many caught in the act videos online.Those ones are more arresting than this.You want me to post you links?
besides,it's the disgust and total rubbishing of what a family should represent in times of downs like this that has caught mine and a lot of other people's attention not the sensationalism.
slimmestyemi......
we don't need to dig deeper to know you have seen it all. i am sure you have seen midgets having sex in this your lifetime. cheesy grin

i understand marital infidelity isn't new but this man's story is kinda odd. i still can't put a finger on the reason the wifey derailed completely.
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 2:25pm On Feb 09, 2015
crackhaus:
I'm pretty sure they were kidding, seeing as many of them have never experienced a complete intense or.gasm - the kind that makes a woman's legs vibrate while the rest of her body behaves like she's having a seizure...
let them be lying to themselves na......oyibos who are generally more comfortable & more sensual are crying on the internet everyday about the lack of orgaśms & some garri/akpu- made NL women are boasting of orgäsms. how many of them know what a real orgäsm is?

Despite this, they're still faithful to their spouses...unless we have a bunch of female cheaters on NL.
after reading what mrs rosemary is capable of - i cannot put it past these ones o. any excuse is enough to drive them to cheat including mosquitoes in the bedroom. grin
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by coogar: 2:07pm On Feb 09, 2015
crackhaus:
Even if we preach this and put it up on billboards from now till eternity, there will always be men who make this same mistake.

It takes a certain kind of intuition to mentally recognize the really good women from the overwhelming multitude that hold a first-class degree in pretense and deception.
it's the pretence i can't stand too.

you already know what to expect from men - but women? shocked shocked shocked especially those ones who can't avoid telling everyone they are church girls. it's a ploy to lure oblivious men into their lair. once you marry them, it's an eternal entrapment.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:03pm On Feb 09, 2015
any excuse to absolve an incompetent fat föol would do. the ball hit the wrong side of his head? rooney had a clear view of the ball and it was a free header. how rooney failed to get a firm contact with the ball is a miracle.
Politics › Re: Five Countries To Send 8,700 Troops To Help Jonathan's Govt. Fight Boko Haram by coogar: 2:00pm On Feb 09, 2015
berem:
and also their warships which they claim belongs to NIMASA which indeed belongs to Tompolo.

This is why Jonathan must not be re-elected.
no sane human being should be voting for GEJ. he should have resigned last year april when he failed to rescue the chibok girls.

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