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SailorXY:
I don't think its same bro. Zaha himself said he never, for one minute, trained under SAF.

personally, I don't believe he was given a chance to even fail here.

na that mumu moyes & SAF's brief decision to leave man utd that caused this mess. look at the nonsense job moyes is doing at sociedad already. he got skewered 4-1 over the weekend. his days are numbered in la liga.

he's shyte!

elampiro:
What is special about Zaha?

SAF brought him just as he did with Obertan, Tosic, Bebe. There will always be miss or hit signings.

tosic, bebe & obertan all won the player of the year in england before they were signed. very brilliant analogy you have got there.....

NOT!

mikuz:
Are you a ritualist?

village high priest!
how many times do you need to be told?

RuuDie:
This one is Moyes' fault too...!!?

At this point I just have to conclude that "coogar" is very badly written computer program that is supposed to mimic humans!

whose fault is it?
a whole SAF got a rookie into man utd to increase the number of the black faces in our squad and moyes marginalised him for no good reason. is valencia better than zaha? is januzaj better than zaha?

zaha was the best championship player when we got him & it's not moyes fault? by the time LVG came around, the poor boy had lost his confidence and his self worth. how could the best player in the championship become a perpetual bench warmer at united?

e no go better for moyes - na every month i go dey curse am. he ruined man utd beyond recognition.

Danhumprey:
Wilfried Zaha permanently joined Crystal Palace.

I hope we don't get to regret this. Pogba comes to mind.

moyes didn't rate him, he got swept aside by van gaal too. moyes is a möron.....he's probably racist too. he ruined zaha's career. if moyes had embraced zaha like he did adnan, zaha would still be with us.

teddybiyasi:
smh for coogar, ibime, mikuz & co

why are you shaking your head?
come, when are you flying to europe?

fuckyouhard:
that email was created by krone, so i can't access it coz he has changed the password.........i can only log in with my nl password

edit your profile on NL & put your own email there na. so if i want to discuss with you how to use kr0ne for money, the mail will go to kr0ne?

FYH, you fall my hand.

Darkrebel666:
I have posted my bars already since teddy is acting so childish ....

i have read your bars & i just perused teddy's bars too.

you guys upped the ante. 2015 is going to be good with the quality i saw.

keep it up!

mikuz, biko remove bruce007's morönic post on that battle thread. i dunno why some people act like kids.

Darkrebel666:
I didn't challenge her bro ..

she was the one that called me out ...

Immediately she posts I'll post.. I don't know why she playing hide and seek though cos when Barcelona match start na till half time I go come online ..

mikuz is about to press the ban button. i will mail mukina2 as well to add 14 weeks IP ban for una as well.

even if you no take unaselves serious, how about lagunna that takes his time to design beautiful banners? what does it matter if you post first?

Darkrebel666:
its teddy that's fucking up

you challenged teddy, you should go first.

Lagunna:
For real mehn..

it's embarrassing.....

what's wrong with the rebel & teddy? isn't it 8pm already in naija?

mikuz, if these cats don't post in the next 30 mins, a month's ban wouldn't be an overreaction. another banner wasted by lagunna.

Dotwillis1:
dahz cul. buh lik presently nw, yhu aint in town right?

i'm in town.....
in a girl's hostel in ado.

JayKayMaybachz:
Bros wey u been dhey nii?

i was out of town.....

Limerick:
coogar, how far?

wassup?

Dotwillis1:
Any niggur here from dah 'sunshine state' or dah 'fountain of knowledge' State pls ??

i am from the FOK state.
what's your query?

limerick, what it do?

https://giant.gfycat.com/PessimisticFairHagfish.gif

what a goal!

EUROBOMBER:
You sound like a pained and frustrated loser. Go lick your ebola infested wounds or call your winsh mama to heal you.

your lines are getting shorter & shorter....
you should hang your head in shame. you keep repeating same shyte all day, what new grounds have you broken? you just keep writing the same rubbish, maybe you are too old for this. try keeping up, turn the volume of your transistor radio down so you can cope with the pace of these lyrical volleys.

pay attention, cockface...you are the weakest vile cumstain i've ever encountered on this forum. all you do is talk rubbish on every thread you come across with some halfarsed one liner that wouldn’t promote a primary 5 student and then present yourself like you are a wolf on the forum. you epitomise the same idiocy that condemned your parents to abject poverty!

EUROBOMBER:
I see, I feel your pain.

your images won't help you.
your death was quick - let's hope you would burn in hell slowly, you fückwit! all your ancestors put together won't leave a scratch, let alone a laboratory rëtard like yourself.

ocephraim:
Wicked... This Coogar man just doesnt let anyone off the hook easily

the nerve of an arsenal fan coming here to tell us how fans should be treated. arsenal chsrge the highest match day tickets the entire europe & yet no league victory in 11 years.

how do you explain that?

angelsing:
hahahahahh....I almost clicked liked to this so hilarious but I will advise u stop this its totally wrong to do this...No need to go on insulting him just to prove ur point...Seriously sha u wooked!

he started it.....
i have never had problems with anyone on this section. however, if a street urchin feels he can take me on in a verbal joust, i would gladly take such challenge.

eurobomber has been skewered - he needs more people.

rest in peace - eurobomber.

tell GEJ to send better-trained internet warriors. you are not mentally-fit to cope in this habitat, you homöerötic scumbag.

EUROBOMBER:
The cry of a frustrated loser. When will you bring your family tree from the rain forests? How long will they continue jumping from tree-to-tree??

I am not sure even the demons will accept your ebola infested rotten blood for sacrifice, chaii, what a pity Meanwhile, i just got a call from those apes down there to tell you to book all this night with your mama for them so I am telling you now.

Arange for them under ojuelegba bride and bring your mama tied in chains and fetters because this banging gonna be hot mehn.

Quarantine kor kettle ni Make sure you book appointment for that ape down there with your winsh mama this night. Failure to do so and you end up in kirikiri.

yet more primary 4 verbiage from the halfwit.......switch it up, you hömoerotic bastard. it took you almost 30 mins to write 4 paragraphs - rehashing the same nonsense that killed your father while tapping wine from a tree......you think you can go to the swamp with me? oh lord - i do that style even better.

peep this.....

do you know your nickname as a foetus? cöckblocker! your mother fücked so many men while pregnant with you, your ultrasound scans revealed defensive bruises & cuts on your face, limbs and torso. there were even reports when you let out your first cry after being pinched on the bum, congealed semën spurted out from your nasal cavity.

now let's revisit your failed upbringing.......
back at the orphanage, your foster dads literally gangräped you whenever you refused to bellydance for their fellow pederasts! you are a trust fund baby - thanks to nairaland, you were on the brink of ending your own life cos growing up was very difficult for you.

the incident of your mother's brutal arsërape still gets whispered in her village as the most inhumane treatment ever meted to a woman in the history of nigeria. she was battered till the flaps of her vägina went in opposite directions like 2 different house addresses.

after the whole gruesome act, she was left in the centre in a bukkåke position as dirty drug-fiends spurted acidic sëmen on her face. HIV-infected cumshots flying everywhere with the trajectory of the bullet that killed j-f kennedy.


this is too easy....
the next time you see me, you would run for your life.

berem:
hahahahaha!! So Remo Omockery wants to tell me he doesn't have a broom in his house?

I swear,these Jonathanians don't know what else to say to defend their master.

Vacuum cleaner ko,Pencil Eraser ni!

this election has exposed PDP sympathisers - they are all intellectually sterile. how many nigerians have vacuum cleaners in their house and can one use vacuum cleaners for all types of floors?

EUROBOMBER:
Don't worry, coogar will commit suicide today. the guy don buy real markate.

if you have any decorum left in you, you would decapitate your mother for allowing an irresponsible drunk like your father to have consensual sex with her.

EUROBOMBER:
even satan will rather use vaseline than use your useless mama

Oh, it must really suck to be you. See your parents down there paying their respects. I feel your pain, it is not easy to be homeless and sleeping under the bride every night. Ok coogar, i am kind so i will allow you live with me dog for just one week in his cage better be a good boy or he will molest you and chew ya scrotum.

See coogars father and moma ooo

i am sure it's still perfectly legal to abort you. . . .you should have been aborted or perhaps your midwife should have used your umbilical cord to strangle you so you don't pass this your ancestrally-cursed genes to your offspring.

if idiocy is a felony, you won't get a death sentence, it would be a death paragraph!
you possess intelligence of an unborn foetus. it'd be a mercy killing to have you executed.....the strains of the daftness you carry is contagious.

better seek the help of a spiritualist....

Collynzo9:
My guy ignore them, the deed is done.
They will never mention the issue again.
Meanwhile Buhari's certificate matter is still unresolved.

GEJ is an age-cheat!
he couldn't have started primary school in the creeks of bayelsa at age 3.

EUROBOMBER:
All your family members and family tree are all still in the rain forests When will your moma stop donating free ponmo oooo

BTW your father should stop selling lacasera and gala on the express A man of his age should not be doing such but how can I blame him when his son is yet to become a human

Even dinosaurs will die at the stench oozing from ya mama smelly pugzy.

Satan will reject the village witch that cursed the earth with your useless existence.

Go figure.

why can't this vermin get a strong rope, a beam to tie it to and do himself a favour? your propensity to stretch the borders of idïocy is peerless. you musta gotten the stüpid genes from the owner of your y-chromosomes.


you belong to the posse of deluded scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical sycophants who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the chutzpah to question your intelligence quotient. i am very happy to waste my breath on you - a despicable obnoxious nitwit that displays the same fits of a photo-sensitive epileptic patient.

EUROBOMBER:
I blame your mother the village witch that belched you from her smelly cunt.

Do you want to know the meaning of sahara, when you go home, open ya mama skirt The smell from her pugzy can destroy more than all the Russian nuclear arsenal.

Your mothers pugzy is bigger than Chevron oil well. Evidence of too much banging by village apes

creativity is zero!
shaking my head....:you wanna be like me but you cannot. sahara is nothing compared to what we heard about your momma.

she fücks about a hundred men and the last time one of her clients tried to finger her, somebody shook his hands. the size of her püssy is twice the size of jurassic park.

dinosaurs, 250 chibok girls and the entire second half of the last world cup final were all found in her tampon socket. how else do you think 12 men were able to use shovels to dig you out of it?

EUROBOMBER:
I saved your moma when she was being gang molested by orangutans No wonder you have become a jobless nonentity in society.

I am looking for a dispatch rider, care to apply? Hope you know Lagos well.

You are a worthless piece of garbage and should be sacrificed to amadioha.

you are not creative, are you?
you cannot even rebut the fact that you lost your virginity to your dad. he sòdomised you so much that if you go into a spërm bank & fart in a test tube, at least of the gas would be useful.

the diameter of your bütthole is so humongous. one can shove an easter egg in and out without breaking it. i dunno when mental hospitals in nigeria stopped monitoring brain dead patients like yourself while using the internet. nurse chioma will soon put you back in your cage.

EUROBOMBER:
When will you stop sleeping under the bridge I hope I will not pick your moma at allen tonight where she is donating free pomo.

lame!
you are a cretinous twät - you lost your virginity to your dad. incëst is so embedded in your genetic code, your red blood cells often räpe the white ones.

i don't blame you though - i can only blame the recipient of your y-chromosomes who should have swallowed it with a warm bottle of alomo bitters.

LRNZH:
No mind the EuroBastard.
Imagine this clown misleading Colkynzo9 into posting nonsense.

he has to be a bästard, without a doubt.
only a bastard reasons like he does - illegitimate kids are never known to reason logically.

EUROBOMBER:
Shut up there, your mother was the village witch stationed at the shrine to service all the babalawos when nature calls

Do you know your father. You were belched out of a cunt as big as a well.

this fool is even stealing my lines to use against me. i know your type. you must have been conceived via anäl sėx and that explains how much of an arsëhole you are.