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Gaming › Re: Lagos in Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare by coogar: 11:57am On Dec 04, 2014
cao:
I got it on the third try I think, the chase wasn't the problem, I simply forgot how to press O at the right time.
it took me 3 attempts to even know where irons went. then i saw him negotiating the corner. i ran after him & a stupïd shutter was closing down & locked me outside.

finally, i pressed O to get under the shutter, pressed it again to remain in an upright position and sprinted hard. a mumu soldier dropped from above & i tossed him over the edge before catching irons.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:54am On Dec 04, 2014
codedguy1:
What is all this nonsense that LvG has not or is not being criticised. Are you guys on this forum at all.

Have we not questioned his 352 formations that the players are not comfy with it and he insist on playing it.

Have not criticised some of his substitutions on this forum.

Why are u guys talking as if even SAF did not have scandalous loses to lowly teams or that we did not at some point have lethagic performances under SAF who is suppose to the best that ever happened to United.

But SAF and LvG have their CVs to back them up even when things are going south.

Did we ever have a 4match winning streak Under Moyes?

There is a wide diff between Moyes and LvG atleast at this point. At the end of the season wherever we finish will give a complete pic as we would be able to assess both managers after a year.

Moyes was a failure abeg, the job overwhelmed him. United board made a mistake and are in the process of correcting it.

Even if we lose the next game, we see the improvements and know its just a matter of time we get back to what we were - Champions!
moyes never took us to the 4th position. at this stage last season, we were 9th - playing horrible football with no progress or any improvement. he lost control of his dressing room, ostracised some players and he generally brought the club to its knees.

even if we don't make the top 4 this season, the football has been much better. several players have improved under LVG, the opposite happened under moyes. abeg, i would have done better than moyes as a manager and i dont even have a coaching badge to my name.

failure has only one colour & that colour is moyes!
Gaming › Re: Lagos in Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare by coogar: 11:49am On Dec 04, 2014
cao:
As in, I took so much time enjoying myself as an AST, I didn't pay attention to the timer for the launch, I only realised when the VO said 12 seconds and I was still strolling to the hatch.
hehe!
how many times did it take you to catch irons? he got away from me about 5 times before i knew how to sprint hard and catch him. that was the hardest part for me in the entire game.
Gaming › Re: Lagos in Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare by coogar: 11:28am On Dec 04, 2014
rezy15:
very funny...seriously !!? lipsrsealed
very funny...seriously !!?
doesn't look to me you have even played the game yet - you sound clueless.

cao:
The drones were not really an issue - just use a well aimed EMP, but those ASTs were annoying though, although discovering I could easily kill them with the grappling hook was fun (the required height made it a challenge though). Apparently, you can also take 'em out with an EMP (only discovered this after I finished it & checked the trophies).
this is someone who has played the game....
i used EMPs to take them out in my first encounter with one of them in a small alley. the AST was charging towards me & i kept launching the EMPs towards him till he fell on his knees.

the best part for me in the game was when i became an AST myself to fight atlas soldiers and other ASTs. it was fun launching missiles & the automatic weapons in my arms. the game is very very good but i haven't bothered to go over it again since i finished it.

FIFA15 has been too addictive. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
StarBoard:
Please enlighten me.
How many games did Keane Play?

As for the injuries, they occur mostly in games and international duty. I've not heard anyone complain about van Gaal's methods in training.
van Persie, Rio and a number of players were very vocal in their displeasure of Moyes' methods of training (I heard included frog jump)

I still insist that the injuries last year were not as enormous as this.
some people would forever wallow in stupïdity & idiöcy. how many times are we going to revisit this done & dusted topic. that we are having many injuries right now is moyes' fault - why did moyes sack the entire backroom staff & replaced the entire medical team with his quacks from everton?

we had an effective medical system just around the time SAF was leaving. united had just spent millions of pounds to refurbish our medical lab. we had an experienced medical personnel that knew the players inside out - experienced medics that know the conditioning of the players & the training regime each of them needed to perform to their best.

moyes came in & removed everyone of them in spite of what SAF told him not to change any of them. our health worsened under moyes & the trend has carried on till now cos no one in that medics today knew our players. LVG wouldn't have sacked the medics if he had taken over from SAF. moyes is cursed & i hope he catches ebola wherever he is for the loss & the pain he caused the fans of our great club.
Family › Re: Alfa Ojasope Special Prayer & Healing...stroke, Promise&fail.. by coogar: 11:51pm On Dec 03, 2014
Caracta:
I need that "do as I say".

I'll test it on coogar first, then GEJ, then the OP cheesy
hahahaha
a nun wants to rapë coogar. grin that jazz won't work for me. coogar has been cooked
Family › Re: Top 10.5 Must Have Qualities For Women. by coogar: 11:28pm On Dec 03, 2014
Joavid:
@ the bolded. That's not always true.
But of course, people see what they want to see.
#sighs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:22pm On Dec 03, 2014
Keky:
Still Welbeck 6 - 1 Falcow
mumu!
3 league goals in 1,000+ minutes is better than 1 in 284 mins? grin cheesy
Family › Re: Top 10.5 Must Have Qualities For Women. by coogar: 11:09pm On Dec 03, 2014
SirShymex:
Words on marble!

Lord Chesterfield is a genius! Lool

Not sexist nor chauvinistic, that is the truth. And most times, that is how you deal with women, so as to get along with them. Also I'm learning the science of telling them what they want to hear lol.
learnt that since age 12.
if you want less arguments & squabs, tell her what she wants to hear - what you gotta do should be locked safely in your heart. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:04pm On Dec 03, 2014
this is nicely poised now....

if we beat southampton, we go 3rd!
i hope rooney, jones, di maria & shaw can see the table and digest how important the game on monday is.
Family › Re: Top 10.5 Must Have Qualities For Women. by coogar: 11:01pm On Dec 03, 2014
SirShymex:
You just added credence to my assertion about most women. So if they are mostly idealistic, illogical, and emotional - without self-discipline - why should I, as a practical and passionate guy, set standards most of them wouldn't be able to attain in this lifetime?
hahahaha
lord chesterfield captured your thoughts when he made this comment....

A man of wisdom only trifles with women, plays with them, humours and flatters them, as he does with a sprightly and forward child; but he neither consults them about, nor trusts them with a serious matter.
Family › Re: Top 10.5 Must Have Qualities For Women. by coogar: 10:49pm On Dec 03, 2014
Joavid:
Both genders have the same goal of solving problem,fighting for what they believe in etc and they will often go about finding a solution in very different ways . These differences are often unconscious - so I would say A lot of women are emotional and idealistic but that doesn't mean they have fish brains.

It would take a lot of self-discipline and continuous practice for a woman to make more logical/realistic decisions independent of emotional impulses and it is achievable.

Am a firm believer that women and men are different.
women are mostly emotional & men are mostly practical. it's the MNS & TPJ systems at play. women use the latter more, men use the former more. a man's way of showing that he cares is to try to solve the problem while the woman stays in the sympathetic mode for far too long saying "aiyya aiiya" while weeping profusely. grin


women don't snap out of their MNS....men snap out of it & quickly stick to the TPJ which prevents their thought processes from being clouded by emotions, strengthening their ability to find practical solutions, but at times, it can make them appear to be uncaring.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:41pm On Dec 03, 2014
teddybiyasi:
that's what they call business strategy
biko let me typing my topical poo
business strategy at the expense of hardworking customers? grin android owners - na una be the biggest mugus in the mobile phone industry. cheesy grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:33pm On Dec 03, 2014
teddybiyasi:
if I slap you

you can never upgrade s4 to lollipop version
and that is the problem with samsung!
they want you to get the latest phone to use the latest OS. phone manufacturers are cheating you guys. an i-phone 3G user can upgrade to the latest iOS without wahala.....samsung phone that was released about a year ago can't upgrade to lollipop? grin
Family › Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by coogar: 10:13pm On Dec 03, 2014
Caracta:
So I take it your gf plays/played shower head games. Hmmm. She found you boring huh? tongue
why would she find me boring? she left the abbey because of me in the first place. you nuns can't have sex for the reasons we all know so the SHG is the only avenue to destress.

caracta caracta - obirin meta! grin cheesy
Family › Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by coogar: 10:03pm On Dec 03, 2014
Caracta:
You are derailing tongue cheesy

Anyway, check my summary up there. How many nuns have you met? You and your corridor statistics...
i meet nuns on the regular.
my gf used to be a nun. she told me about you & your character(pardon the pun) cheesy
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:02pm On Dec 03, 2014
teddybiyasi:
you can upgrade s4 android version to kitkat
kitkat?
when lollipop has been out for almost 2 months. can you upgrade s4 to lollipop cos iphone 4s(made in 2011) upgraded to the latest iOS on the day iOS-8 was launched.

that's the difference!
Family › Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by coogar: 9:57pm On Dec 03, 2014
Caracta:
What's shower head game? Is it the title of a new movie? tongue
from the little info i gathered about you, i learnt you are a practising nun. 80% of the nuns have played the shower head game in the bathroom....i am just connecting the dots here. apologies if i am putting you on the spot. grin
Family › Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by coogar: 9:53pm On Dec 03, 2014
Caracta:
We also know what you do there.
i wasn't the one that said i spend hours in the bathroom at night, you did grin

caracta, confess your sins & you shall be free from this burden. do you play the shower head game or not? grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:50pm On Dec 03, 2014
kr0ne:
Things like this kill the spirit. She should have informed us beforehand that she would post later than the agreed time. Check the difference between 6 to 10. . .and she's yet to post. That's if she'd post at all. She's my friend too but I can't condone this
let her breathe.
she just told you she lost her boyfriend to maheeda. she's having emotional issues - temper justice with mercy na.
Fashion › Re: Ajimobi's Daughter Wears N3m Dress To British Fashion Awards by coogar: 9:49pm On Dec 03, 2014
chic2pimp:
- Good Roads
- Clean Water
- Improved Sanitation
- Sound Education(I do see it as a necessity)

So because the fella before him was a big time crook means He should follow in the same path yes? That is just a silly excuse to be honest.
the govt ain't father christmas, my friend.
as much as i think many of our politicians are rogues, the citizens have actually aided their cause to steal as well. look at any developed country and see how the citizens actually make the societies function. the government can't pluck out money from trees - they ain't houdini.

What taxes are you on about? You want the people to pay taxes that would invariably end up in the pockets of thieving bast**a*rds in that gawd forsaken cesspit called Nigeria no? First and most importantly, Let these so called leaders show us how well they spent the "OYEL MONEY" given to them as a form of assistance by the FG.
egg before chicken or chicken before egg. you think all those lit streets of london is being bankrolled by cameron's dynasty? all those tarred roads were bankrolled by blair's estate? nah - the citizens paid for them, the government have no choice but to do their bidding.

nigerian politicians know the citizens can't complain much. the oil isn't anyone's father's property. we only call it the national cake - when it becomes our individual cakes then there would be revolution. the day our people contribute immensely via tax & the govt steal it to build mansions would be the day we would have the equivalent of the arab spring.

keeping our taxes to ourselves is the reason we are less passionate about the barrels of oil the asari dokubos of this world are stealing. if he has been stolen your taxes directly from your account, you won't be suffering & smiling - you would go look for him & fight him openly on the streets. grin


Before nko? Where did you think the extra N5billion came from? You think it simply just dropped like manner from heaven abi? grin grin. O
nice!
i must assume you haven't doubled your income in the last 5 years then. grin cheesy anyone who does so must have stolen from the government. cheesy

you are hilarious! cheesy
Family › Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by coogar: 9:40pm On Dec 03, 2014
Caracta:
I am No. 5 every night and No. 8

I spend a long time in the bathroom every night. It's so bad that I have to announce each time I need to use the bathroom in case anyone needs my attention before I go in.

I can push buttons too cheesy

Of all 10, I find my sister in 8. She has my control button in her hands.
like we don't know why you spend so long there? caracta has been playing the shower head game. grin
Family › Re: Top 10.5 Must Have Qualities For Women. by coogar: 9:35pm On Dec 03, 2014
SirShymex:
Joavid, how big is ya badonkadonk?

That is the only standard I care about in women lol.

Most women have fish brains. Some of them might be book smart, but very few of them are problem solvers. So, the appearance is the only thing I care about in women loool.
bwahahahaha
bait is well placed & well articulated. let's see who bites it this time. grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:33pm On Dec 03, 2014
kr0ne:
Heywhizzy don drop. Just close it up. You know I should be siding with Teddy on a normal day but I just can't on this one. She's not taking this tourney serious. Let the Whizzy boy take the W
teddy is my anointed child - toüch not!

if you guys deduct -3 from her then what's the essence of battling in the first place? make una leave teddy alone. she will post when she's ready. heywhizzy can wait - it's not like teddy has seen his verse & she's laying hers after his. until teddy declares she's ready to post, heywhizzy's bars can chill in the can. if heywhizzy wants to add or edit his verse, let him do so.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:26pm On Dec 03, 2014
teddybiyasi:
issokay we shall see
https://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3095253.ece/alternates/s1023/SNF2130B_682_559879ajpeg.jpg

this is what you will be dealing with. see my nuccas on a payroll. you would get capped So much, pathologists would find it difficult to match your face with your ID.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:18pm On Dec 03, 2014
kr0ne:
I don't fancy touchscreen coz I'm clumsy using it. You keep pushing the buttons and at times posting the wrong messages. I've dropped my Z10 for Q5 coz of this.
And talking apple being cautious of viruses, hope u know u can't visit all sites with ur phone, virus or no virus? They're just too discriminating. Try Samsung, bro
apple's keys are now very large....
you should grab one in a store & play with it. it's the smoothest of all the phones i have played with & trust me, i have tried truckloads of them.

samsung woulda made sense if they can get their own operating system like apple. android is a shyte OS. no available patches or upgrade unless you buy a new phone. samsung need to sort that out to subdue apple.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:05pm On Dec 03, 2014
kr0ne:
Touchscreen huh What other kinda phones Apple produce aside touchscreen? They're only good in laptops. And I don't like Apple coz they're selfish. U must purchase all applications in their market
why do you need buttons on a phone?
why not get a remote control or walkie-talkie if your fingers are too itchy to press buttons?

yes, apple restrict you cos with freedom comes all other kinds of bullshyte. without the restriction, users would import virus from other places & corrupt their products.

they make their phones on their own operating system - that's the reason their phones are virus-free. if you use an apple once where internet is fast, you will never touch another phone again till you die.

teddybiyasi:
pardon for my rudeness but tfu with swag if I catch you next year ehnnnnn I'll bleed you I swear
if you catch me next year, i would be selling your long intestine to the mexicans. you better come correct - my goons are ready to drink your blood over here.
Family › Re: Why Marriage Are No Longer Working In Nigeria by coogar: 9:01pm On Dec 03, 2014
I've made a decision and my partner already agreed. In fact there was a wedding we went attended in Ibadan, the couple broke up at the reception. Because of picture, the bride's father wanted to take first, the groom's father said No and they started quarreling. The couple broke up at the reception. How about that?
https://www.ryanseacrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Adam-Levine-Laugh-Attack.gif
Gaming › Re: Lagos in Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare by coogar: 8:53pm On Dec 03, 2014
rezy15:
game done and dusted. Heading over to LINK for some online multiplay
you killed jonathan irons? how? grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:50pm On Dec 03, 2014
kr0ne:
Try R-7 and Phantom Z
God forbid!
apple rules the phone industry. i can't even remember the last time i posted from my laptop on this section. it's always via my phone & it's smooth and easy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:48pm On Dec 03, 2014
MrTA:
All draws tonight please smiley
especially arsenal/soton game...
a boring goalless draw would do me just fine. city should draw theirs too. i don't really care about chelsea's result.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:46pm On Dec 03, 2014
kr0ne:
10 - 15 minutes is enough time to google for answer na. Btw, Techno products are good. I don't know why Coogar hates it
tecno products? grin
it was only 2 weeks ago i realised many of the pics/gifs i post here are not visible on tecno phones. cheesy grin

can you imagine?

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