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cao:it took me 3 attempts to even know where irons went. then i saw him negotiating the corner. i ran after him & a stupïd shutter was closing down & locked me outside. finally, i pressed O to get under the shutter, pressed it again to remain in an upright position and sprinted hard. a mumu soldier dropped from above & i tossed him over the edge before catching irons. |
codedguy1:moyes never took us to the 4th position. at this stage last season, we were 9th - playing horrible football with no progress or any improvement. he lost control of his dressing room, ostracised some players and he generally brought the club to its knees. even if we don't make the top 4 this season, the football has been much better. several players have improved under LVG, the opposite happened under moyes. abeg, i would have done better than moyes as a manager and i dont even have a coaching badge to my name. failure has only one colour & that colour is moyes! |
cao:hehe! how many times did it take you to catch irons? he got away from me about 5 times before i knew how to sprint hard and catch him. that was the hardest part for me in the entire game. |
rezy15:doesn't look to me you have even played the game yet - you sound clueless. cao:this is someone who has played the game.... i used EMPs to take them out in my first encounter with one of them in a small alley. the AST was charging towards me & i kept launching the EMPs towards him till he fell on his knees. the best part for me in the game was when i became an AST myself to fight atlas soldiers and other ASTs. it was fun launching missiles & the automatic weapons in my arms. the game is very very good but i haven't bothered to go over it again since i finished it. FIFA15 has been too addictive. ![]() |
StarBoard:some people would forever wallow in stupïdity & idiöcy. how many times are we going to revisit this done & dusted topic. that we are having many injuries right now is moyes' fault - why did moyes sack the entire backroom staff & replaced the entire medical team with his quacks from everton? we had an effective medical system just around the time SAF was leaving. united had just spent millions of pounds to refurbish our medical lab. we had an experienced medical personnel that knew the players inside out - experienced medics that know the conditioning of the players & the training regime each of them needed to perform to their best. moyes came in & removed everyone of them in spite of what SAF told him not to change any of them. our health worsened under moyes & the trend has carried on till now cos no one in that medics today knew our players. LVG wouldn't have sacked the medics if he had taken over from SAF. moyes is cursed & i hope he catches ebola wherever he is for the loss & the pain he caused the fans of our great club. |
Caracta:hahahaha a nun wants to rapë coogar. that jazz won't work for me. coogar has been cooked |
Joavid:#sighs |
SirShymex:learnt that since age 12. if you want less arguments & squabs, tell her what she wants to hear - what you gotta do should be locked safely in your heart. ![]() |
this is nicely poised now.... if we beat southampton, we go 3rd! i hope rooney, jones, di maria & shaw can see the table and digest how important the game on monday is. |
SirShymex:hahahaha lord chesterfield captured your thoughts when he made this comment.... A man of wisdom only trifles with women, plays with them, humours and flatters them, as he does with a sprightly and forward child; but he neither consults them about, nor trusts them with a serious matter. |
Joavid:women are mostly emotional & men are mostly practical. it's the MNS & TPJ systems at play. women use the latter more, men use the former more. a man's way of showing that he cares is to try to solve the problem while the woman stays in the sympathetic mode for far too long saying "aiyya aiiya" while weeping profusely. ![]() women don't snap out of their MNS....men snap out of it & quickly stick to the TPJ which prevents their thought processes from being clouded by emotions, strengthening their ability to find practical solutions, but at times, it can make them appear to be uncaring. |
teddybiyasi:business strategy at the expense of hardworking customers? android owners - na una be the biggest mugus in the mobile phone industry. ![]() |
teddybiyasi:and that is the problem with samsung! they want you to get the latest phone to use the latest OS. phone manufacturers are cheating you guys. an i-phone 3G user can upgrade to the latest iOS without wahala.....samsung phone that was released about a year ago can't upgrade to lollipop? ![]() |
Caracta:why would she find me boring? she left the abbey because of me in the first place. you nuns can't have sex for the reasons we all know so the SHG is the only avenue to destress. caracta caracta - obirin meta! ![]() |
Caracta:i meet nuns on the regular. my gf used to be a nun. she told me about you & your character(pardon the pun) ![]() |
teddybiyasi:kitkat? when lollipop has been out for almost 2 months. can you upgrade s4 to lollipop cos iphone 4s(made in 2011) upgraded to the latest iOS on the day iOS-8 was launched. that's the difference! |
Caracta:from the little info i gathered about you, i learnt you are a practising nun. 80% of the nuns have played the shower head game in the bathroom....i am just connecting the dots here. apologies if i am putting you on the spot. ![]() |
Caracta:i wasn't the one that said i spend hours in the bathroom at night, you did ![]() caracta, confess your sins & you shall be free from this burden. do you play the shower head game or not? ![]() |
kr0ne:let her breathe. she just told you she lost her boyfriend to maheeda. she's having emotional issues - temper justice with mercy na. |
chic2pimp:the govt ain't father christmas, my friend. as much as i think many of our politicians are rogues, the citizens have actually aided their cause to steal as well. look at any developed country and see how the citizens actually make the societies function. the government can't pluck out money from trees - they ain't houdini. What taxes are you on about? You want the people to pay taxes that would invariably end up in the pockets of thieving bast**a*rds in that gawd forsaken cesspit called Nigeria no? First and most importantly, Let these so called leaders show us how well they spent the "OYEL MONEY" given to them as a form of assistance by the FG.egg before chicken or chicken before egg. you think all those lit streets of london is being bankrolled by cameron's dynasty? all those tarred roads were bankrolled by blair's estate? nah - the citizens paid for them, the government have no choice but to do their bidding. nigerian politicians know the citizens can't complain much. the oil isn't anyone's father's property. we only call it the national cake - when it becomes our individual cakes then there would be revolution. the day our people contribute immensely via tax & the govt steal it to build mansions would be the day we would have the equivalent of the arab spring. keeping our taxes to ourselves is the reason we are less passionate about the barrels of oil the asari dokubos of this world are stealing. if he has been stolen your taxes directly from your account, you won't be suffering & smiling - you would go look for him & fight him openly on the streets. ![]() Before nko? Where did you think the extra N5billion came from? You think it simply just dropped like manner from heaven abi?nice! i must assume you haven't doubled your income in the last 5 years then. anyone who does so must have stolen from the government. ![]() you are hilarious! ![]() |
Caracta:like we don't know why you spend so long there? caracta has been playing the shower head game. ![]() |
SirShymex:bwahahahaha bait is well placed & well articulated. let's see who bites it this time. ![]() |
kr0ne:teddy is my anointed child - toüch not! if you guys deduct -3 from her then what's the essence of battling in the first place? make una leave teddy alone. she will post when she's ready. heywhizzy can wait - it's not like teddy has seen his verse & she's laying hers after his. until teddy declares she's ready to post, heywhizzy's bars can chill in the can. if heywhizzy wants to add or edit his verse, let him do so. |
teddybiyasi:https://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3095253.ece/alternates/s1023/SNF2130B_682_559879ajpeg.jpg this is what you will be dealing with. see my nuccas on a payroll. you would get capped So much, pathologists would find it difficult to match your face with your ID. |
kr0ne:apple's keys are now very large.... you should grab one in a store & play with it. it's the smoothest of all the phones i have played with & trust me, i have tried truckloads of them. samsung woulda made sense if they can get their own operating system like apple. android is a shyte OS. no available patches or upgrade unless you buy a new phone. samsung need to sort that out to subdue apple. |
kr0ne:why do you need buttons on a phone? why not get a remote control or walkie-talkie if your fingers are too itchy to press buttons? yes, apple restrict you cos with freedom comes all other kinds of bullshyte. without the restriction, users would import virus from other places & corrupt their products. they make their phones on their own operating system - that's the reason their phones are virus-free. if you use an apple once where internet is fast, you will never touch another phone again till you die. teddybiyasi:if you catch me next year, i would be selling your long intestine to the mexicans. you better come correct - my goons are ready to drink your blood over here. |
I've made a decision and my partner already agreed. In fact there was a wedding we went attended in Ibadan, the couple broke up at the reception. Because of picture, the bride's father wanted to take first, the groom's father said No and they started quarreling. The couple broke up at the reception. How about that?https://www.ryanseacrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Adam-Levine-Laugh-Attack.gif |
rezy15:you killed jonathan irons? how? ![]() |
kr0ne:God forbid! apple rules the phone industry. i can't even remember the last time i posted from my laptop on this section. it's always via my phone & it's smooth and easy. |
MrTA:especially arsenal/soton game... a boring goalless draw would do me just fine. city should draw theirs too. i don't really care about chelsea's result. |
kr0ne:tecno products? ![]() it was only 2 weeks ago i realised many of the pics/gifs i post here are not visible on tecno phones. ![]() can you imagine? |
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that jazz won't work for me. coogar has been cooked
What other kinda phones Apple produce aside touchscreen? They're only good in laptops. And I don't like Apple coz they're selfish. U must purchase all applications in their market