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freecocoa:
Because I'm very kind hearted, i'll make do with this one, seriously though, I'm starting to feel for him, prison's gon r'pe him bad.

he's too high profile!
he would be in solitary confinement. they won't let him interact with others. he will have the luxury - like abacha's son in prison.

mcfarlin:
Mr man your own club still has serious issues!

Stop taking panadol for another mans headache!

don't mind him....
his team is below us & yet he won't let us breathe. the way we play football has super-improved, even better than the last few seasons of sir alex.

it's just that injuries haven't allowed us to find consistency & team chemistry. all the teams above us have been able to name a constant first XI while we keep changing ours(particularly in the defence) which cannot help the defenders.

freecocoa:
Yea yea, a lady died, so....

that is what concerns you - a lady died, a man must be punished whether it's intentional or not intentional.

freecocoa, your wish has been granted or you still want more punishment? should i email the judge on your behalf to add manual castration to the sentence?

Ibime:
Manure fans want kill Mata o!

Chelsea faithful should come and congratulate JM for getting rid of that wasteman despite severe opposition from the baying hordes of uninformed Chelsea fans and wankers in the press like Jamie Redknapp and Ruud Gullit.

Y'all wouldn't know the bàlls it took to get rid of şuch a favourite and twice player of the year. Compare to Manure managers who keep kowtowing to Rooney cos they lack the bàlls to make the tough decisions.

so it's mata's fault he was played in a 2-man midfield of a 4-1-4-1 formation? when mata plays well & scores, we don't hear your voice. when he's played out of position & plays badly, you start shouting.

selling mata was a big jose mistake - you won nothing after you sold him. mata never had a trophyless season at chelsea before jose's arrival. so what are you really happy about? why did jose quickly go after cesc when he sold mata? why didn't he rely on oscar to do mata's job?

PietroRico:
that was michael Owen

please show me a picture of him & what he said concerning the second goal conceded. most of y'all have PVRs on DSTV so you can record & watch it again.

elampiro:
Na you know o. Last night, minutes after the game, I returned to the TV and I saw someone who looks like Owen blaming Rafael for the goal. A caller from South Africa called him Michael Owen. Now you make me doubt.

someone who looks like owen in south africa?

BT sports own michael owen & scholes. they can only be on TV in games beamed by BT(mostly 12.45pm games on saturday)

skysports own jamie redknapp, carragher & neville. they show monday night games. the stations treat their games exclusively. the other station cannot even show football highlights of the game they don't have the rights to - they only show still-pictures.

so my friend, it wasn't owen you saw

freecocoa:
I wonder why you are not a lawyer, true we argued about it being deliberate or not but you were going on as if he would be free of all charges, I remember you almost boasting he'd walk free.

i boasted he would walk free from the charges he was alleged to have committed & he did. the prosecutors pressed murder charges against him. he wasn't found guilty of murder.

Whatever sha, I'm just excited he got jail term, it woulda been a shame if he'd walked.
Still maintain dude shot his girlfriend knowingly, he prolly didn't expect her to die, anyhoo, the judge has decided, I can manage the sentence .

he shouldn't have been sent to jail. he's disabled. house arrest should have been ok. the prison gang leader has been making threats he would kill oscar. he's lost everything now.......the depression might drive him to suicide.

i can understand why the judge gave him 5 years though. they wouldn't want to make it look like one law for the common man & another for high-profile celebrities. he was careless but i cannot say for sure he deliberately killed his girlfriend.

elampiro:
Mr Coolie-guy, except if you tell me the person I saw on DSTV post match reaction yesterday was Owen look alike.

owen now works for DSTV?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1800645_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

those are owen's last tweets - i am struggling to find where he put the blame on rafael in any of those tweets.

owen works for BT sports. yesterday's game was exclusively owned by skysports. there's no way owen would comment on a game that was not shown by his employers/tv network.

elampawa, did you see owen in your calabash?

elampiro:
* Scores was at 2-1 when Mata left the match. Mata actually lost us that match. Thank God for Falcao who came to add bite.

* RVP missed 3 clear chances lost us the match against Leicester.


Mata is making Di Maria and Herrera look ordinary. Your 'Waste of Money' is clueless.

where's the owen link, brother elampawa?

elampiro:
* Did we have Di Maria, Herrera, Blind, Rojo, RVP, Falcao against Swansea?

we had herrera against swansea. if a £300k striker cannot impose his brilliance against swansea then he's useless. what was Rooney's contribution against burnley? zero!!!

* Against Leicester, controversial decisions were the turning point. There were also countless missed chances that should have long buried the game.

controversial decision at 3-2!
what did rooney do after 3-2? made a stüpid clearance that got the opponents back to 3-3 and then shouted at a young defender when rooney himself was the culprit.

since rooney got sent off, we haven't lost a game & i am 100% sure we will keep it that way until the fat boy gets back. he will walk straight back into the team & united will lose against city. it's been written in the stars.

elampiro:
Coogar, a self acclaimed football analyst who learnt football from video games and online studies, is asking Michael Owen, a man who played football to the highest and for the best clubs in the world what he knows about football. Ukwu!!!
All the guys last night were ex professionals.

sky showed that match. owen isn't on their panel so i don't even know where you saw owen blaming rafael. can you find us a link? or is this one of those things you exclusively saw like hargreaves clipping messi's left foot?

united fans slaughtered jones on a global scale.

http://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/2jthil/berahino_goal_vs_man_utd/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/phil-jones-2014-15-performances.394004/page-12

elampiro:
I have always told you you don't know ball. Stop relying on gif to make judgment. The centre back played him offside from the start. Michael Owen and the other guys played it over and over again last night. Michael Owen put it on Rafael.

what does michael owen know about football? he didn't even pass his o'levels. phil jones was absolutely slaughtered by united fans last night for defending like an ape.

what did he charge out for like that? he was the only defender that broke out of the defence line. he wasn't setting any offside trap....after the goal, you could see rafael shouting at him that he's a fool!

betterbest:
Pls advice my friend, he need your advice to save his marriage!
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Couples in the house pls I need your help!

Few months to my marriage, my wife confessed to infidelity. My instinct keeps telling me my wife 'to be' is cheating on me. I confronted her and she later confessed (although with much pressure) she has been cheating with her ex. Ever since my life has never remain the same, I was devastated, frustrated and I feel betrayed by someone I trusted so much. She begged and promised never to cheat on me ever again. Since I love her so much I forgave her and we moved on.

December 2012 we got married and God blessed us with a wonderful cute baby boy. After the wedding, things went sore as I no longer trust my wife, I always doubted her even when she's saying the truth, whenever she went to the market or visit a friend I monitored her, check her call log, it got to a stage that I installed 'spy calls' on her phone. But I found nothing suspicious.

Up to this day I still doubt whatever she tells me. She too is feeling the heat, she knew the trust is no longer there, although I never caught her cheating but the past keeps hurting me, her confession to infidelity that faithful day always replay in my heart.

Few months ago, I decided to seek for divorce since the pillar of marriage (which is trust) has collapsed in our marriage but I couldn't. whenever I thought of buying good stuff for my wife or surprise her and I remember that incident my heart will be bitter (though I still buy her gift sometimes)...I don't know why I can't forget completely. The issue of TRUST is causing big issue in my marriage.

Pls I need your help as i still love my wife.

i have no iota of pity for you.....
you have made your bed, kindly lie in it. you knew fully well who you were marrying so why complain now?

SailorXY:
we miss his hustle, drive and customary goal/assist per game

where was that hustle against leicester & swansea? we aren't missing rooney at all. yes, mata hasn't lit up the stage but it's not his fault that LVG changed the formation completely last night. we played 4-1-4-1. mata isn't a CM, he's an AM. rooney too would struggle in a 4-man midfield.

freecocoa:
You are very lucky you are so far away from me, I for give you flying nodding, is this the song you were singing months ago?

yes.....months ago, you said he was guilty of murder. murder & manslaughter are 2 different things. i never disputed pistorius shot his girlfriend. what was disputed was whether he deliberately killed her. i said it wasn't deliberate, you said it was. the court said he said he wasn't guilty of murder but guilty of manslaughter......

You just realized someone died abi? Anyways my own was to see him behind bars and now, the gods have done it again.

Make we pour libation.

i knew someone died from the outset - what we argued was if oscar pistorius intentionally killed his girlfriend. go back to the original thread and read it again.

elampiro:
Jones and Rojo played Berahino offside even before Jones went for the tackle. Looking at this this gif, I think Michael Owen was right when he put the blame squarely on Rafael.

stop watching football with your nose.
the 4 defenders were in line. the line only moves forward when they sense a through-pass is about to be made. in this situation, jones broke ranks when the ball was passed backwards by west brom, thus leaving a big space behind him. berahino occupied the space jones had left & the rest is history......

jones was 100% culpable for that goal - he was the only one that charged forward & he wasn't trying to set offside trap. he was just being morönic of getting too attracted to the ball he couldn't even get to.

Another thing your gif did not show was that Berahino was marked by Rojo before Jones moved out. Rojo ought to have kept an eye on him and keep close.

why did jones move out? he only needed to move out if he could reach the ball. he couldn't - he didn't even get near & the player he charged towards was backing our goal. a smart defender should have known it was a decoy to lure him out of position.

phil jones is a möron.

freecocoa:
I said it o, coogar come here, he didn't walk free.

*dancing shoki*

he was guilty of culpable homicide...
the trial by the media didn't help & when i learnt he was secretly giving money to his girlfriend's family for more than a year, i knew the judge would come hard on him.

5 years isn't bad.....someone died due to his carelessness. well-deserved.

phil jones is a morön...

he was our best defender before his injury but his decision to break the lines to go looking for a ball he wasn't close to was the reason for the 2nd goal.

if he had stood his ground, that pass wouldn't have been made by west brom. better still, he would be goal side of berahino & jones' pace would have recovered the ball if there was a foot race between him & berahino.


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SailorXY:
Mata tho smh. the terrible free-kick he played in the first half sef, na wa. he was soo in a hurry to take it, i don't even know why!

for all the frustrating gimmicks of Januzaj, let's not forget formative years of a talented player is very frustrating and this is even his first start/90' of the season. i don't get the gross impatience with guys here about the lad. even if he was the worst player on the pitch... so? na wa o.

i see Ruudie and some other folks defending van Persie like their life depend on it, even when it is daylight, that he hasn't earned a single starting berth this season. same with elampiro and some others defending Rooney for long spells when he was beyond abysmal.
let's allow van Gaal nuture him the way he thinks is best, the club will still be the biggest winners in the situation no matter what.

he should stop believing in his own hype...
he has regressed badly....everytime he got the ball, he had no ideas on what to do with it. he's more concerned about stroking the ball 5-7 touches and then does something very stüpid with it.

he needs to be loaned. no one is questioning is talent but not playing for weeks isn't helping his development too. when ronaldo was here, we had plenty of other tough characters in the squad so we could afford to have ronaldo & not worry about his excesses. the situation is different now - we need to win games & januzaj's excesses is unaffordable.

Emperoh:
No pace Bro. . . . . . .because we are not yet strong enough with creativity, some grit might be needed.
I also see, likely, a Valencia at the weekend.
At this stage, my concern is the back. . . . . . for obvious reasons, i know we will score. But not leaking is the key to our keeping it tight.
I feel bad we didn't take all 3 points.

i thought valencia tore his hamstring.
can he be ready before next sunday? we will need his running in the middle. still can't understand why we don't have a fit team & chelsea keep naming at least 10 starters consistently.

Ibime:
Jetlag is a function of time difference between zones, not of flying on a plane.

Falcaos body clock should be telling him it's nighttime in Colombia whilst Van Persie only travelled within Europe.

he played in canada & colombia within a space of 4 days & then flew straight back to europe.

his body clock must be in jeopardy by now. i don't pity them though....they make too much money to worry about such.

Danhumprey:
Van Gaal said that Falcao was jetlagged after returning from international duty with Columbia,hence he didn't start Falcao,but rather preferred to use Falcao as a substitute.


But then again,wasn't RVP also on international duty with Holland and should also be 'jetlagged'? How then did LVG fielded him? There's something Van Gaal is not saying!

van persie played in europe, falcao played outside europe. the excuse is a bit sensible.

McIrx:
The fact that Januzaj's agent talked up the possibility of his client starting tonight's match,only for the guy to play the full 90 minutes despite playing so poorly,shows that something is wrong with LvG's selection.Otherwise I see no reason why LvG chose to drop the diamond formation that has worked so well for him,also dropping Falcao,so as to accomodate a young chap who's not been in the team's starting 11 this EPL season.Is he trying to please him,or what?
Rubbish!

he created 0 chance today - a holding midfielder created 3 chances. that just sums it up for him.

Emperoh: Carrick, i hope his retirement plans are clear. . . . Cos Blind don confirm that position.

Blind's goal, a good case for brain over PAWA

he passed the ball into the net.
we need another like him. carrick should partner him on sunday. play herrera in the hole behind radamel. di maria on the right....any decent player on the left.

another masterclass from daley blind.....

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1799693_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

93% pass accuracy
3 key passes
5 goal attempts
1 goal
100% won tackles.

nitrogen:
I can bet it with anybody that Mourinho will still play his 8-1-1 formation on sunday, though our display wasn't that fantastic today (especially our not so organised defence), still Mou will defend throughout, mark my words!

He will be intimated by the frontline, thereby allowing us to enjoy the possession, and capitalising on counters to tear us apart, but it will backfire!

#teambeatchelseaonsunday.

a draw would be good enough for jose - i fully expect him to start schurlle as the centre forward & put 5 midfielders behind him. that's his way in big games.

shooowthem:
We take all or u guys tk Nuffing

we shall see....
with that una useless defence that conceded 3 goals to naismith's everton?

next sunday, blind will expose matic as the biggest fraud in the premier league. i pity cahill against falcao.

chrisley024:
Rafael was at fault, a fullback should not be behind his CB. That was lack of concentration

you are reaching!
west brom played the oldest trick on jones cos they know he doesn't use his head. that initial pass that attracted jones to the ball was a decoy. they knew he's brainless & he would leave his position to follow the ball. the space he left behind was where berahino ran into.

what is a CB doing that far forward - he was never getting the ball so why run forward like a mumu? rafael stood where he should be.

Ibime:
Noisemakers. By next Sunday we will realign your targets. No more talk of Chelsea, you will be thinking of how you can challenge Southampton for 4th place.

chelsea will not take 3 points next week.....
you can quote this right now....

and they said januzaj is ready at this level....
i have never seen a more gutless player. he doesn't even understand the difference between a league game & a friendly football.

he just caresses the ball to no effect, he never went past his marker at any point. send this dude to blackpool till january, abeg. our attack on the right side today was hopeless only because of him.

RVP's only contribution in 90 mins was the shot that hit the post. mata contributed zero. januzaj is hopeless.......jones was an airhead for stepping out in their second goal - left rafael in a no man's land.

credits to blind, fellaini, rafael & herrera, di maria. shaw & rojo were half decent. others were just piss-poor. LVG should never ever try this 4-1-4-1 formation again. we had nothing positive through the middle....that's disturbing.

Omimah:
I've forgotten this Bricks of a guy. Is he the teenager who was shot alongside Junior by the new French inmate whose shoes they took?

yes.....he's also called kenny. but he hates the name. each time he was called kenny by anyone, he was quick to remind them his name is now bricks.

https://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d200/liinuli/photos/kennywangler2222.jpg


oz practically shot that dude into limelight. he was in the wire too(brodie broadus) & more than a dozen music videos after oz. he was in 2pac's ghetto gospel video(he got shot in it via a driveby), he was in freeway's video too. then aaliyah, mariah carey, fabulous' breathe, lumidee, camron & mario.

Omimah:
At a point in time Nippy (I can't remember if that is the right name) was leading the Italians. He was also incharge of "importing" tits into OZ. When Adebisi who had earlier dropped his selling tit business, felt sidelined, he infected him with a comb with the drop of blood of an HIV patient.

adebisi was pretending all along.
moving at his own slow pace to do his takeover. they killed that nigerian herbalist that became adebisi's spiritual father & adebisi ran mad.

when he came out of psycho ward, he knew he had to lay low. bricks was already running things for the homeboys & that italian capo was running all the drugs in the prison facility. adebisi waited for the right moment & infected him with a HIV-infected comb. with that guy outta the way, adebisi subdued bricks & poet......and he became the king of the jungle again.

SirShymex:
Methodman was also in The Wire (I can't remember which season. But he was with Proposition Joe's camp). The Wire had everything you listed, and more - except that it wasn't a prison set-up with religious and racial gangs. You had different factions of the streets that represented their blocks (Proposition Joe, Avon Barksdale, and later Marlo Stanfield - all into the family), the police, the schools, the government (politicians), the journalists, the connects and supply route(s), the court etc.

The Wire was on another level, trust me. A story you would relate to regardless of who you're in the society.

for me, i would have oz, the sopranos & rome before the wire. oz was in 1997 but everything on that show is still relevant in today's world. the last 2 seasons weren't as good cos the writers got lazy - many of the characters were moving on & they had to quickly die in the show, etc.

the characters on oz were superb. poet, minister saheed, the prison governor, the only female prisoner that loves flashing her bits, and so many other crazy fellas on there. then some of the quotes reeled out by augustus hill(the story-teller on a wheelchair) were legendary.

SirShymex:
Lmao...even critics will tell you that "The Wire" was the best thing ever to happen to TV. When you see: McNutty, Omar Little (Omar don't scare), Lester, Cedric Freamon (getting head in his office), Snoop, Stringer Bell, Bodie, Avon Barksdale, Tommy Carcetti, Chris (Wale's cousin), Proposition Joe, Clay Davis (shiiiiiiiiiit lol), Weebey, Bubbles, Marlo Stanfield, etc. you know what time it's.

Most of them haven't even been able to shake off their characters from "The Wire" - and folks still refer to them as those characters. That's the greatness of "The Wire" for you. None like it, and there will never be anything like it - greatness right there. I watched their re-union on TED-talks a few days ago, and it was emotional.

what about the niggaz in Oz?
remember oz had plenty of guest appearances too. ll cool j, methodman & treach(naughty by nature) were prison inmates....

then you have about 8 different factions led by crazy characters.....the christians, the muslims, the bikers, the homeboys, the aryan brothers(white supremacists), the faggöts, the italian mafians & the hispanics led by miguel alvarez.

i will have oz & rome before the wire.

Omimah:
But the series appears inconclusive at the end of season 5. How I miss the different groups: bikers, negroes, Arians, muslims, etc.

there are six seasons altogether - i have all of them on my ipod.

SirShymex:
Word! Ditto "The Wire" and a host of other TV series. Far better than all the junk on TV these days, especially those IQ reducing reality TV shows. Of late, apart "Scandal" - which is more of on and off thing for TV - TV is just basically dead. We need more classic TB series.
Also, they always bring these shows to the UK kind of late. OZ didn't even get here till like 2002. And The Wire got here in like 04/05. I'm not even going to lie - I bought both on iTunes at first, and later bought the DVD packs for both at WHSmith.
Prison Break? - that's like the most overrated TV series ever! I never went past season 2 - just didn't know what the hype was about, to be honest. I think Michael Scofield got everyone hoodwinked and locked into it, especially the chics. And once chics are into something - trust guys to always go wherever chics go. You forgot Supreme Allah, Poet, the Muslim brotherhood, Latin Kings, and the gays. Classic TV series right there. But "The Wire" is still the best ever!

the wire?
half of them were casts from oz.....the wire is like a prequel to oz sef.