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Bigsteveg:
I have being hearing a lot of comments about this attitude, my question is this, why would a lady fake orgasm? Can't she just voice out to say she's not enjoying the sexx?

I personally would love to see that my gf enjoys sex, so her faking it doesn't help cos i'll believe she's enjoying it so no need to make ammendments.

kaya09:
.I regard myself as a good guy,i dont drink,i hardly hang out with bad boys,i dont womanize,i've never hit a woman,i am caring,i satisfy my woman sexually and financially. But just cuz i smoke marijuana,my girl says she would never marry me till i stop it,am confused,why does she have a problem with it,when times were hard,life was rough,this weed was my only companion,she never left me. Now shes acting dis way,i may have to choose marijuana if she puts me in a tight corner,i dont knw wat to tink anymore. Need your advice guys.

Blingston:
pardon me but shouldnt a wordplay make sense both ways

Feedmemore:
It's manslaughter yes, but he should have coped a minimum of 15yrs, it will serve as deterrent to violent thugs who think they can get away with murder.

Five years for a man's life? That's pathetic to say the least. A life sentence for his family and friends. Two children left fatherless. If we can't keep thugs like this locked up for life, then at least hit them in the pocket and make them pay either directly into the family's fund or into a community fund for the victims of violence - for the rest of their lives. People are pursued by the Courts to pay child maintenance when they separate, but if the separation is permanent and irrevocable and no fault of the parents involved but that of a third party, some similar ruling should apply when they are the victims of violence that takes away a contributor to the family's finances.

TV01:
Leave them. The quality of a womans eggs can start to deteriorate as early as 26 and early menopause can happen from 32. It's the older 35+ ones who will be taking this offer up - erroneously thinking this a good thing & that it extends their "marriageable shelf lives".

In the end, it won't make them more attractive to men - the key to that has, and always will be youth and beauty. Thinking about it, they'd be best served freezing their faces !


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wonlasewonimi:
Just come to the one Old kent road, ask for Ralph Tresvant

wonlasewonimi:
lol you are free to come anytime.. we be paddy for jungle na. I go even add chicken wings

wonlasewonimi:
You really think I'm daft abi. Are you not O.O? bobo yii make you dey look face abeg
BTW are do you do this all day everyday? I'm tired meeeen.

wonlasewonimi:
Bobo stop exposing yourself unnecessarily i have been trying to cover your shame but you keep coming back. You know I searched tax returns under your name for the past 15 years and you filed £zilch. In essence, it means you don't work as a contractor. So, you are bullshiiting! I can substantiate this if you dare me. Gerrout jare.

wonlasewonimi:
^^^stop asking silly questions and stop googling. I have been explaining things to you since he is asking about IR35...emi?

Anyways, it's been good having this banter with you. I'have been multitasking here and I have headache back to my siddon look mode.

wonlasewonimi:
You know I said you make a lot of bullshyte look nice earlier. This one above is one of them, you have this unique skillset complex tax code on taxables... I have laughing like a roasted Eid ram here

What's so complex on expenses must be wholly reasonable and exclusively incurred for the business...i don't know you to be less intelligent mate atleast in football.

Yeah I agree I'm a drop out atleast I don't tell porkies about my alma mater!

You want the post code to the hmrc office I work? baba suwe mode again lmao

wonlasewonimi:
You are a layman. What is so complex in calculating 20% of your earning after deduction of allowable expenses. I never said you don't pay Corp tax...you mentioned complex tax code that term there gave you out.

You get accountant lmao this guy is baba suwe

Coogar continue sweet talking Oloshos on this NL. You were/are not a Tester! Take it from me. I'm a custodian of HMRC returns

SirShymex:
@Coogar, wonlasewonimi, and sagamite

I've been following the debate since yesterday, and I just didn't want to jump in because I don't know much about the Software testing market. But I do know a lot of naija and Asian folks are in it heavy. Also, it seems it's like one of the easiest fields to get into in the IT world, to earn something decent, without necessarily having a background in the field.

Anyway, I'll like to know why contractors earn far more than those on permanent wages, and rightfully so. I know Junior Testers don't earn more than £24,000 pa max. And Senior Testers should be around £40,000 pa. Is it because the contract can be terminated if the company isn't satisfied with the services rendered? And are there guarantees on such contracts?

wonlasewonimi:
Bobo yii you are digging a hole for yourself here. Ok listen let me teach you something today.. I never said you won't pay corporation tax but it's not complex mate it's just 20% per annum it gets complex when your financial year straddles 2 accounting periods and you earn above £300k P.A.

Na you no go school, heck I even know the school you went to..case for another day.

You can get £500/day as tester but you, my friend haven't earned that in this life but no one knows tomorrow.

wonlasewonimi:
stop bluffing aburo....you don't earn anything that will put you in the threshold of complex corporate tax calculations. Abi you don dey make £300,000 per year now. Wo, go and sit down jare. If you wan bragggado make you dey look face

wonlasewonimi:
You just shot yourself in the foot mate. Aren't you supposed to be contracting. Bro, let's just forget this ish.. You are still one of the best ashewos here.

wonlasewonimi:
Guy, trust me if I tell you what I know you will deactivate this account. If I tell you I have unlimited access to your tax returns in hmrc in the last 15 years nko. Please don't let me do this.

wonlasewonimi:
ROTFLMAO coogar. Let me leave you to bask in your delusion. I don't want to block all your pussiies on NL. Enjoy your £500/day testing jobs.

wonlasewonimi:
Seriously, I will give it you you are very intelligent as per football matters and you are very gifted in making whole lot of bullshyte look nice.

You are a cowboy and obviously you were coached but you weren't briefed about cowboys' rules of engagement. Most of the people that earn that much don't even talk about which brings me to the conclusion that you are still a searching rookie.
Forget about asians they are all patel!

You also said you did interview for someone and he got a 350 a day job...really if the dunce can't do phone interview, how will he do face-to-face? you don't want to tell me its just phone interview to land 350 a day job. Coogs please dont bullshiit the bullshiiter!

Forget about getting me a job, you can't do in this life or the next. I'm your master!
If at all you are even a contractor, how were you paid? please dont say paye

TV01:
No Sophy, women cheat because they are incontinent, lacking self control, promiscuous, take their vows lightly and are probably not God-fearing. Just like men.

Your wor-wor reasoning above is exactly the same as a man claiming justification for cheating because a woman puts on weight. You need a reset and a re-think.

Women will be taken more seriously, when they take responsibility for their actions. Not blame society, feign madness/illness/provocation or blame men.

Like seriously?


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richommie:
family man don land...

I beat ma wife everyday cos she smokes,...am tired of beating...what shud I do next?


COOGER answer

NifemiOlu:
Don't bother understanding a woman.
He has money, less time=problem.
He has no money, more time=problem.

A lady will tell you it's love that matters, she would end up cheating on you with a rich guy later in life. So, guys, make money. Use your time as you deem fit. A woman tailor-made for you will fit in with ease.

damiso:
Hubby too I left him downstairs.I think I am considering going back downstairs just running round like headless chickens but I need to watch the dressing down lord sugar will give them.

bournvita:
Anyways OP goodluck. First year of marriage everyone wants attention...3 years down the line, we start checking for pocket size. Dont worry...your time will come, mbok.

My honest advise to you is; if you want attention, return all that he has given you to him and collect no more only then will he take you seriously. But as long as you keep rubbing vaseline on his bald head and he still greases your palm with a bundle of 1000 naira notes, he aint gonna take you seriously cos he is going to think that you love money more than attention.

Your relationship is all about the benjamins

BABE3:
but but coogar, why do I have to be the one to bend to your taste?
Why can't you watch telemundo with me? Equality, remember?

bournvita:
Lol coogar leave me.
She said he gives her everything she asks for. All that he spoils her with comes from the same business she is bitching about.

Since she wants attention she needs to stop asking for and/or collecting handouts and focus squarely on attention.

FynBabe:
Please, don't kill me with your hilarious posts o! I hear you .

damiso:
Japan ko Taiwan ni
Abeg make I dey watch my apprentice jare

abeautifulchick:
Wouldnt blame you though.i blame myself for bringing a delicate story here.So have fun all you want.

bournvita:
He bought you a car and you accepted the car? Why did you accept the gift? You should have returned the car and asked for attention instead.

Awon selective collectors

BABE3:
2 years is all they need. After the honeymoon phase; when attention becomes useless.
Buncha Disney girls.

I don't even fault some guys for not giving the attention. A good number of girls have nothing upstairs apart from brazillian hair and telemundo. Why won't they prefer to spend time with their friends, when their gfs can't even hold intelligent conversations?

damiso:
We are saying the same thing.are you now saying the GP is jobless or lacks ambition? He does but his ambition might not necessarily require long back breaking hours.

Are you not earning £500 a day? the other day you were looking to check out of work at 5pm 5 pm coogar when your mates are sleeping in the office

ephee:
i love my sexy slim self even after a kid u wunt blive i av any.
i eat healthy and nature has its effect.