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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by coogar: 10:50am On Sep 08, 2014
wesley80: Dumb people are the worse critics - fact! Did You imagine I went to church with a camera or that every church service is uploaded on YouTube to satisfy the curiosity of dimwits?
i don't even know why you are bothering. the pastor & his wife are full grown adults, they should be left alone to handle their business as they deem fit! the court shall decide & justice would prevail in the end.

stop arguing with people whose issues far outweigh the pastor's marital life. majority of the people you are arguing with are from broken homes - 90% of them don't even know their fathers but they would be the first to cast aspersions at a pastor just to make themselves feel good for once in their miserable lives.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by coogar: 10:39am On Sep 08, 2014
Billyonaire: Christian Oyhakilome is a professional womanizer and adulterer, in PH he was banned from using a popular hotel which he sends his surrogates to book an entire floor of 10 rooms and fix 10 girls inside. The fucker will come in the dark hours with camouflaging convoy to be whisked into any of the rooms. Smartness isnt so smart. He thinks anyroom he lands there is a girl, thats true. And since all rooms in the entire floor is booked, no one can see him come in or go out of the floor. But what he doesnt know is that the owner of the hotel is a real pastor based in US and when the hotel owner heard his escaped he flew down and laid siege and warned him never to come to his hotel again. This is not Super Story, this is what your jerry-curl haired, bleached-skinned, adulterer, and most recently, the latest Bachelor pastor has been doing. Glory to God.
another story fabricated from the arsë of a baboon. nigerians like you are a disgrace to formal education!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:50pm On Sep 07, 2014
raumdeuter: How come its only England where these phantom sum of parts is less than the total.
it happened to real madrid for 12 seasons. the galactico couldn't get past q-finals despite having the best squad season after season.

between 2000 & 2007, spanish clubs won the champions league 3 times....they couldn't transform that success into the national team. why didn't spain win the world cup in 2006?

a decade of world class players in every position yet no single semi finals either at the world cup or at Euros. While the Germans without these world cup players have since 2006 played every major semi they entered for.

8yrs of consistent semi finals appearance
we have addressed this issue. for england, the sum of the parts is less than the expected output. it's got nothing to do with your assertion. i can boldly say germany hasn't produced a defender like terry in the last 20 years.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:39pm On Sep 07, 2014
raumdeuter: Thats why despite their various Champions leagues they still get their assess handed to them in major tournaments

Simply because they are not good enough. When Barca players were winning CL they won the World cup, WHen Bayern players were winning the CL they won the world cup but English players who we have been hearing are all world class since 2000 cant even make a major semi finals since

You have to deploy your reasoning when folks claim everyone in the English team is world class, better than their German counterparts yet a bunch of rookies beat them like a drum

In 2 different world cup they have struggled vs Algeria, Slovenia Coats Rica and demolished by Germany Italy and Uruguay.

All world class players.
Until they look inwards and see that all they have are overrated piece of garbage they would continue to be the butt of jokes.

This same set couldnt even qualify for Euro 2008
dayo - stop rubbing stüpidity ointment on your body. forget the team, talk about the players individually. if we lay out the uefa champions league team of the year in the last 8 seasons or so, i am sure i would count over 11 english players in them.

how are they overrated if they keep making teams of the year on individual basis? are the players overrated or the sum of the parts are less than the required output? that's the point. terry has graced uefa defender of the year more than 3 times.....how's he overrated? na english media dey nominate them for uefa?


raumdeuter: This is the English team the lunatic English journalist claimed 2 Germans would make?
The same team with Johnson, Defoe, Upson, Barry, Milner LOL
No wonder you got battered 4-1
you are a pathological liar....
the journalist said so even before the competition kicked off & england lost many important players before the mundial to injury. if rio was fit, upton wouldn't make the squad. carrick was missing too & many more i cannot remember. how does that even look like the typical english team to you?

you lie too much to be taken seriously....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:28pm On Sep 07, 2014
raumdeuter: A manager that follows the media hype would choose those English players while a manager who follows the players ability would pick the Germans

Why is this sum total of English players always less than the so called total? Its either the individual components are not what they claim to be or something is wrong with Mathematics

If you fail in one tournament its one thing to have Germany do better than you in every single tournament since 2006 when you claim to have this great individuals show something wrong

And no one would blame coaching since you have gone through like 5 coaches since then with the same fail
why is it so difficult for you to apply common sense? is it that you don't have the ability or you just love to troll?

so the english players who have mostly won champions league title or played in the final as at 2010 were overhyped but the german players who were mostly kids would be chosen over seasoned vets?

i reiterate, hindsight is a bïtch!

Katsumoto: I would pick Klose over Rooney any day.
Gerrard over Khedira (in 2010 that is) - but not Gerrard over Schweinsteiger. If I picked a team, it would have been overwhelmingly German; and I have never supported Germany.
Why is that in England, players get picked as soon as they move to Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea?
not even dayo - a chronic nazi - would choose klose over rooney in 2010. that was the year rooney made the top 5 in the ballon d'or awards. there was hardly any european ground he didn't desecrate that season - a brace at san siro & a goal at allianz arena before he got himself injured.

for about a period of 3 months that season, he was the best centre forward in europe!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:12pm On Sep 07, 2014
Katsumoto: But it's not about club achievements. I may have agreed with you if the English had done well in previous tournaments but they haven't done anything since euro 96. I just won't rate the English team until it wins or at least loses a major final. Also unnecessary hyping of certain players also ensures that better players are often over-looked in favour of popular players.
how do players get national invitations? no be their performance for club? we are not comparing germany vs england as a whole here. we are doing individual comparison.

if you were a manager in april 2010(just before the world cup) & you were asked to choose the best 11 players in the squad england & germany had......who would make your top 11. would you choose khedira over gerrard or klose over rooney?

that's the point here.......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:07pm On Sep 07, 2014
chic2pimp: Are you saying chelsea decided to sell mata just to adhere to the FFP rules? Wasnt it more like they saw him as a weakling whose services they could make do without?

Luiz that was being villified from pillar to post. They would have bitten the hands of any team willing to offer £30M never mind 50M.

He was weak because he contributed very little in the big games. When the chips are down Mata is not your man CHIKENA!. For the example Chelsea's run to CL glory in 2012.
i'd be highly embarrassed to use this point in a debate. chelsea's use of anti-football is what you are hailing as a masterpiece. if barcelona use this style, do you think xavi & iniesta would be heralded as the geniuses they are?

besides, wasn't mata their player of the season in the year you are talking about? chelsea fc must be a nuthouse to have chosen a player that contributed nothing as their best player.

chic2chimp, you are a genius. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:01pm On Sep 07, 2014
raumdeuter: On paper there was Lahm, Schweinsteiger, Klose, Neuer, who were senior players and better than anything England had in those positions
klose better than rooney in 2010? you are a tool! schewini isn't better than lampard & gerrard and lahm at best was ashley cole. so who else do you have apart from kids no one knew how they would turn up in a big tournament like the world cup.

hindsight is a bïtch - stop yapping your mouth.

You cant be claiming the experience of Joe Cole would beats the inexperienced talent of Neymar. Then you would end up with a bloodied nose like in South Africa
you are talking nonsense again.
2010 was the year rooney scored 34 goals in england. you had no striker better than rooney that year. cole was still buzzing too. the rio/terry defensive partnership is better then anything you could come up with.

the only rubbish players england had then were johnson & barry.

Katsumoto: On paper
English journos have always believed their teams have been good enough to win most tournaments. Its the same thing every two years; hope followed by disappointed. I don't believe England will ever win a top tournament unless they get a coach like Mou and win like Greece did in 2004.
as a team, they are woeful
but if we were to follow the nonsense dayo is spewing here & compare the talents on individual basis, the english players were better than their german counterparts.

the snag is - for england, the sum of the parts is less than the expected output. for germany, the sum of the parts exceeded the expected output by a country mile. what did ozil, muller, podolski, etc achieve before 2010 world cup to compare to gerrard, lampard & rooney?

seriously.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:45pm On Sep 07, 2014
raumdeuter: Luiz was a weak link in Chelsea and Mou couldnt even play him as a defender rather as a DM, But since he bought a real DM in Matic. Luiz had no use to Chelsea again and the transfer was a welcome one
this is complete rubbish!
luiz was one of their top performers last season. the reason he had luiz playing in the DM because luiz is an excellent passer of the ball. none of terry or cahill coulda done what luiz did in the midfield for chelsea. matic was cup-tied so luiz had to fill that role in europe.

Same with Mata. Before the sale, Mata was barely playing and Mou criticized him publicly
so how did selling mata help jose last season. he won nothing. hazard criticised his tactics publicly. none of oscar, willian, lampard had the craft mata had & they lost woefully against athletico.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:36pm On Sep 07, 2014
raumdeuter: One of those clueless jounos told us 2 German players would make the English lineup in 2010
on paper, that assertion was the truth!

not even german fans believed they would go far in that tournament - they were a buncha kids that just won under-21 european championships but then the germans defied the odds by proving experience can be overrated.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:32pm On Sep 07, 2014
chic2pimp: So why was Mou willing to offload him then? Surely He knows something we don't no?
chelsea had to sell players - FFP was coming for them. have you read his last interview. they have to keep selling every season now to balance the books.

he sold luiz too - should we also say luiz is weak little boy who cannot protect the ball? mata was chelsea's best player throughout his time there until mourinho arrived.

how was he their best player for 2 consecutive seasons if he's weak?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:25pm On Sep 07, 2014
chic2pimp: And I keep telling you it was none other than the English journos(Alan Hansen probably started it on MOTD) that called it just that.
keane won a treble, vieira won the double & even went unbeaten. there was gilberto silva in the league too. let's even assume these english pundits don't have the means to watch UCL & they are blind selectively when european clubs come to england to play......

you mean hansen just chose makelele out of the more than 20 super world class midfielders the english league had produced before 2003? cheesy grin hansen must be shaggïng makelele then to name-role him while ignoring hoddle, scholes, robson, petit, etc.

biko, look for another excuse.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:17pm On Sep 07, 2014
chic2pimp: How about when Mata was at Chelsea? Did he get little protection then too? Isn't this not the same Mata that divided opinions at chelsea even when stats seem to show he was their best player for 2 consecutive years?
mata was very solid at chelsea. if he gets fouled, the referees don't hesitate to blow for infringement. besides, the movement of chelsea forwards are very swift & fluid. he doesn't dwell much on the ball to even get caught in possession.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:12pm On Sep 07, 2014
chic2pimp: Your arguement was that he was the best ever DM and my arguement was that He is far from it.
if he's not the best, why was the role named after him?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:10pm On Sep 07, 2014
chic2pimp: The shielding of the ball is the biggest difference here imo. Silva and most especially iniesta's ball protection is so good it makes the size of the opposition an afterthought. Reason why I have always considered Silva the better player(even at valencia)
i also believe silva & mata get referee protection than mata. mata gets fouled a lot and those evil referees just look away because mata plays for man utd. referees don't want to be branded as being bribed by united like the howard webb situation.
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 10:07pm On Sep 07, 2014
chaircover: Damiso, Efemenaxy, coogar, Edwife, jaybee3 and R321 . . so this is what you people do in London? shocked shocked shocked shocked

I attended one kids party yesterday

There was a massive shortage of kids but an over allocation of mama's auntys squeezng into sloganed polo shirts and jeans strutting ikebe all over the place lipsrsealed

I was looking for water . . no water or softdrink o! . .na so so cocktail and champagne full table.

The party pack was so "appetising" that I felt like telling them that I was age 7 so I could have one too cheesy grin

From now on I must go to kids partys cheesy
those parties aren't for the kids. they just use the kids as cover since the parents can't keep changing birth dates - the parties are just excuses to launder money or showoff!

i went to about 4 this summer alone & the adults outnumbered the kids in ratio 20 to 1.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:00pm On Sep 07, 2014
afrodoc2: Na u know o cheesy
Was not an arcade person sha....when Sega Mega Drive dey portable.
well....little kids must find a way to leave the house. zoeys had this terminator 2 game then where you hold 2 semi-automatic weapons in the man vs machine duel.

cheiiii, i must have spent an entire fortune on that ish. grin money wey i suppose take buy better baseball cap for head. grin

chic2pimp: Wahlai tahlai i dey tell u. Imagine the rubbishes person dey read sef. Maka- lembe lembe o grin grin
so you don't agree uncle claude was a specialist?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:53pm On Sep 07, 2014
afrodoc2: LOL i sabi am small
i am sure you are one of those butty boys i used to chance at zoeys arcade. grin cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:47pm On Sep 07, 2014
afrodoc2: Yes.....Disc Engineering Systems i think. One Toyin Munis was running things there. They soaped themselves when they opened their private TV station (i believe they were the 1st private TV station).
wait, you be ikeja boy?
it seems you sabi this area well well o grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:43pm On Sep 07, 2014
afrodoc2: Yeah, i think the relatives of the owner ran it into the ground.

I think i know the 2nd one u are talking about......very near Coca-cola.....believe they later established Clapperboard TV
disc engineering they are called - they were so much better than ABG then. ABG offered only 12 channels.....i went to a neighbour's house & saw about 50 channels, we changed service asap! cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:32pm On Sep 07, 2014
afrodoc2: Yes CFI was the bomb. Who can remember MFP and ABG?
ABG was our service provider then - very dodgy company. i think we changed later to the other one near coca-cola in agindigbi in ikeja. i have forgotten their name now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:23pm On Sep 07, 2014
Ibime: Our own was Canal+ Popsie got it just in time for 94 World Cup. All our neighbours park in our house every Sunday for highlights show. When we play counterball, I always pick Nantes from France, Deportivo from Spain, Inter from Italy and Ajax from Holland.
CFI = canal france international. this was around late 92. those were the glory days. grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:20pm On Sep 07, 2014
teddybiyasi: falcao won how many cup for monaco
he's in a better team now....we all know how falcao used to rapë your team. grin

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:07pm On Sep 07, 2014
teddybiyasi: think about what messi will do if we cross path but that maybe 5season from now grin n don't bout mr megabyte
messi won nothing last season - he got killed by my angel - di maria. grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:03pm On Sep 07, 2014
LooNat11kk: You dont own a throne, shut that douche/ lotta battle rap heavyweights on here, dropping stuff's thats cool/
Mik we know, U3 we know, but hey, who the fork are you?/
You a lightweight , but you think ya something/
Setups bland,bars boring/Nonya verse ever awed me/
See b1tch i'm elektro, nothing you drop can shock me!/
Noobs hype you, now u think ya very great/but i still dont get why u get the praise/Cuz In every aspect, you effing lame/
Your mum's obessed body is the only thing about you that's heavyweight!/
You Beat mik , so what?/you beat sidd too, but that nigga aint even d0pe dawg/
We've had enuff of the text bluffing/i'm sick, you not, you dead horrid/
I met berg, took his head off him/ bis proved you not lucid/
Your stuffs stup1d/ so with that i'm burst through him/
Go to his crib with a mac, sight his pops pooping/
His mum in awe, the bum stood still/ she asking what i want with him/
I'm like Zap , you b1tch/ i came to fire this nigga like george clooney!/
2 syllable rhymer - your level is even worse than emaprince. i know you have been begging for my attention - nigga, i don't have any money to loan you.

go work on your rhyme scheme & your setups. you are as lame as fück - especially when you bit ibime in what's supposed to be a freestyle verse. dem don swear for you!

Mik we know, U3 we know, but hey, who the fork are you?/
this is ibime's written.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:59pm On Sep 07, 2014
the french league was the bomb in the 90s - anyone with cable television in lagos then would know on CFI channel.

i remember watching the final of the new champions league - it was marseille & abedi pele doing africa proud. even though we ain't from ghana, nigerians rooted for marseille just because of abedi pele.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 8:51pm On Sep 07, 2014
iamaromolaeran: thats really ironical....considering that your so called best in the world ain't going to the champions league and that's where the best play......

maybe van can help you guys ....... your team got problems now
no kingdom lasts forever
muhammaud ali, rocky balboa, george foreman, etc all lost their belts & got it back. every team has had this transitional phase in their history when they have had to rebuild & start all over again.


teddybiyasi: this Joseph I guess grin
nah, i'm king david.
just watch what falcao would do to your teams this season. some of you would get so brutally fücked, blood would be dripping from y'all rectum.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 8:45pm On Sep 07, 2014
iamaromolaeran: okay....what club do you support ..? an Barcelona
man united - the best in the world!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 8:42pm On Sep 07, 2014
obainojazz: coogar vs emaprince ..
dis would be a nyc one
emaprince is a rap lilliput....i won't be found dead in the same ring with emaprince. i saw my handle in his mouth & i quickly aired out my shots.....he should keep his rotten teeth away from my handle. cats don't associate with ants....

iamaromolaeran: thought you were dead..
dead ke?
i am on sports section for now.....too many activities down there, football season has started & this place isn't buzzing at the mo'
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar:
emaprince's warning shots
someone tell this bïtch prince to close his mouth/before the coog spazzes & blows up his house/

i stopped your shine/even when you got handed a graph book you didn't know when to draw the line/

you sonofawhorē/i'm coming with gore/your written looks like a little garden ...it didn't have much of a plot/

it's ironic....how your entire life's a comic/your IQ is atomic/your mother fücked a truckful of soldiers .....and she claimed it's platonic/

your mom's infected - she pose-a-danger/she's a pickpocket....her bag is filled with phones & pagers/if prince ever says his mom is stunning, it's because she stole a taser/

the coog is ill....i'm the beast with the clean rhyme schemes/prince is a faggöt...always wearing the green tight jeans/the fool ain't tall enough so he dons a pink high heels/steal my throne? you gotta be a plumber....the way you keep having all these pipe dreams/

#light bars
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:23pm On Sep 07, 2014
MrTA: Mata has quite a bit of a weakness though. He is missing the characteristics to be elampawaful. Pace and power. He seems very weak so its possible LvG would also want to get rid for a more pacy and dynamic attack. I like Mata alot but he definitely needs to step up his game.
i actually don't follow that mata is weak argument. xavi & iniesta aren't actually goliaths too but they carved a niche. how big is david silva......our problem with mata are the players not willing to offer themselves for his passes. unfortunately, players like cleverley & co had to be sent away for a sin that's not entirely their fault.

i took time to watch all our games again the last 5 days & it must be hell for our midfielders. our forwards lack movement - rooney has the mobility of a statue. he's the reason midfielders dwell on the ball cos they are waiting to play a pass to a free teammate but those teammates ain't moving well enough into space to receive a pass.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:04pm On Sep 07, 2014
Tval: grin grin
i swear....
you would just see agbonlahor & n'zogbia breeze past your top defenders like they aren't there. i just have up playing the classic game.

the fun these days is in the ultimate team feature on the game - you win games, gain credits & use your credits to build a world class team, buy a stadium & play other gamers all over the world.

in 2011 circa, i had one of the scariest teams in the world. i was in the top 200 sef but that ish was too difficult to follow. you listen to podcasts to know when there would be happy hour. shyte was mad fun back then.

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