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Family › Re: NFL Player Knocks Out His Fiancee - What Do You Think?(Viewers' Discretion) by coogar: 3:04pm On Sep 09, 2014
shymexx: Rugby is entirely a different scheme from NFL, hence you don't really see players switch between the two sports - the transition isn't that easy. It's like saying if you can play basketball, then you should be able to play netball - or cricket and baseball. Coupled with the fact that Rugby players don't really make that much.
that luxury of choice has been taken away from him. no other football club would sign him in the US.....what's the point staying there & being the object of ridicule. someone might even decide to press charges against him for hitting a woman.....

Anyway, the lady in question knew what she did, hence she married him after the ugly incident. However, the public led by the MSM and women right groups a la feminists are the ones crying more than the bereaved, with the way they've swayed public opinion, about an incident that was more of self-defense though condemnable. They also got a sport analyst, Stephen A. Smith, suspended for two weeks, for this same incident And his sin: he said, "women should stop provoking attack(s)." That's the kind of power these folks have in today's world.
she married his multi-million dollar contract. if he was a handyman, there's no way she woulda married him after getting socked & dragged out like a bag of rice.

in few years, she would leave him & hop on the newest kid on the block with the fattest contract. he needs a change of scene - he could join hollywood as well. grin cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by coogar: 2:54pm On Sep 09, 2014
pickabeau1: He trusted his ministry to someone not called by God?
If she is no more a woman of God what changed
what do you mean by what changed?

Eruditor: I am yet to see it and he is yet to say he was served. I know they wedded in Nigeria and she's not a citizen of UK so I fail to see the logic behind her filing for the suit in the UK to begin with. Also, I know her well enough to say SHE CAN NEVER EVER EVER SEND any lawyers to any media house in Nigeria (if per adventure, the divorce suit is true and I highly doubt it) so when I see PREMIUM news said this, Vanguard said that etc. I can already tell it's all bogus.
if she's been staying in the UK for more than 5 years, she would have been granted citizenship by the virtue of her rights. if she's a citizen then she can file in the UK. the only reason she would be doing that is to take 50% of pastor chris' wealth.

the UK is the divorce hotspot of the planet.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by coogar: 2:13pm On Sep 09, 2014
pickabeau1: I would agree with this but that is where the similarity ends
if you agree then it should be the end of discussion.

He is guided by God -- his words

Why will he appoint her to help found and run the UK branch if she is not called?
Why let her write a devotional that touches people lives if she is not called?
who should he have appointed? your wife?

we are nigerians & that's our own african way of doing things. if you are a trained pharmacist & your wife never even went to school, it's not unusual to let your wife head one of your branches - even without a degree.

that's what has happened here. pastor chris would rather trust his wife to manage his affairs than someone else. that's his choice & his prerogative. if he says she's not a woman of God, who are you to dispute it?

aitiola: Are you actually a christian or a member of CE,why all this poo from people who are not even scripturally grounded.

How would you say God did not call his wife and shes been heading one of your largest branches in the UK for almost 15 years.
first & foremost, you are a fool for even asking me if i am a christian or not. what has your fake spiritual grounding gotta do with logic? what's the correlation between spirituality & intelligence quotient?

People like you are the reason why unbeliever say jack shit about Christianity. How can you be so blind to see that this person is the VICE PRESIDENT OF YOUR MINISTRY and God did not call her.....Pls delete your account on NL Abeg. People like you should not even quote me.
you are a consummate rëtard!
patience jonathan is a first lady & yet my dog would write better than her. according to your warped logic eroded by fake spiritualism, she must be politically-proficient to be sitting her fat arsë in aso rock & dispensing the duties of a first lady.

So your Pastor is a man of God and the wife is a woman of the devil for seeking a divorce...If the wife of your pastor is not a woman of God so who are you sef.
when your creator was distributing common sense, you were on a leave of absence. your simplistic mind has already assumed i go to christ embassy or i follow pastor chris -

oh mother nigeria, why hast thou produced millions of simpletons/half-baked graduates with the brain capacity of a mollusc? if pastor chris says his wife wasn't called, who are you to dispute what he says? were you there when she was anointed?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by coogar: 1:12pm On Sep 09, 2014
pickabeau1: so what does he mean when he says a wife of a man of God is not necessarily a woman of God
writing devotional books doesn't make her a woman of God. pastor chris was the one called not her. it's like saying patience jonathan is a seasoned politician. if she had married someone else, would she be at aso rock?
Family › Re: Are African Parents Over Hyped? ??? by coogar: 1:10pm On Sep 09, 2014
adebrave1: Sometimes ago before the flooding of data on Nairaland I asked a question on "Best way to correct Parents" and apparently I could deduce from the comments of Nairalanders that Africa Parents can't be corrected, then I began to wonder what brought about this.

Are they over hyped or what?
Your thoughts are important
african parents are demigods - if you want to live long on earth, don't defy them.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 1:08pm On Sep 09, 2014
i have told mikuz to close this thread indefinitely but his addiction to squadron has messed up his thinking faculty.

if anyone has a verse to drop, let them send it to mik's email & he will help them post it while this place remains locked. hopefully, after 3 months, nuccas would respect the rules.
Family › Re: NFL Player Knocks Out His Fiancee - What Do You Think?(Viewers' Discretion) by coogar: 12:57pm On Sep 09, 2014
shymexx: Personally, I think any guy that beats a woman/lady is a coward. However, women also need learn how to control their hands and emotions, so as to avoid provoking subconscious reflex actions/retaliations. It's human to defend yourself against any attack. But I think men need to try as much as possible to always endeavour to put a lid on whatever might provoke them, to retaliate against vicious physical attacks by women/ladies.

Also, in as much as we live in a "modern" world where equality hold sway - men are always going to be physically more powerful than women. From the video: the woman in question viciously attacked Ray Rice more than once, before his reflexes acted based on defend yourself at all times. And I feel sorry for the woman, but I can neither judge nor blame him for what he did. Sometimes, once you're over the limit - reacting to an action just becomes inevitable.
she attacked him first - punch was well deserved. if she thought he was wrong, why did she later marry him?

he should fly down to england - saracens would hire him as a rugby player and he can start life all over again in another country.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:47pm On Sep 09, 2014
elampiro: Time to exit. I have decided to shun arguments.
Keeping hating on Wayne Rooney.
My joy is.....
you don't need to tell us you are about to exit - no one cares about your entry & exit points......that's your modus operandi. when you are getting beat, you run! grin


The men running football at Old Trafford know football. Na person matter Rooney dey think na? He dey chop e money wey God take bless. If e easy, tell your favourite player make e go be England 'golden boy' or 'white pele' to dey heavily marketable for 12 good years.... running/counting.

Logout.
beautiful!
this is what i have always wanted you to admit in the last 2 years......that rooney is at old trafford because of his marketability, nothing to do with his football skills.

in the last 11 seasons, he has stayed relevant & he's always been in the top 2 of the most valued assets in the financial aspect of football. however, as for football skills....rooney isn't better than mame diouf. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:37pm On Sep 09, 2014
AirborneLacer: I know quite well that Perez and Maka weren't best of friends but you dont just overlook these kind of strong observation:

''We will not miss Makélelé. His technique is average, he lacks the speed and skill to take the ball past opponents, and ninety percent of his distribution either goes backwards or sideways. He wasn't a header of the ball and rarely passed the ball more than three metres. Younger players will arrive who will cause Makelele to be forgotten.''

The man is simply telling us that Maka was limited.

Ranieri and Jose had to improvise. They both had to use his experience which was the only valuable asset left in him, in a more productive manner - to babysit the backline.

All Maka needed was a high level of concentration to excel in his new role.
perez has been proven wrong & i am sure he would one day admit that he made the most stüpid statement concerning a football player with those words.

jose/ranieri simply used makelele like del bosque used him. nothing special in that. everyone knew what makelele was worth apart from perez. perez lost, roman won!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:32pm On Sep 09, 2014
elampiro: ^
If if if. Lol
RVP was not on the pitch. Take it.
so why is rooney being worshipped by you when he posted stats similar to mata? grin

However, RVP was on the pitch in 2012/13 when Rooney scored 12 goals, 10 assist with almost all of them from open play. That's contribution of one goal per match. Rooney did not play number 9 even for ones. He played some in the wing.
3 of his 12 goals that season were still from set play. 25% isn't almost all his goals.

* However, RVP and Mata in the pitch, Rooney or Young takes free kick from left side of the pitch. RVP or Mata takes from right side.
* Again, RVP was on the pitch when Rooney headed in from a corner kick.
that's irrelevant....
how's rooney great when 7 of his 17 league goals were from set plays? how's rooney great when he could only manage 10 open play goals in 2,450 league minutes? grin cheesy grin

that's the standard of grant holt, jon walters, peter odemwingie, peter crouch, sessegnon & steven fletcher. surely at this point, you gotta admit rooney really puts the u in useless.

11 seasons at old trafford - no golden boot, never topped assist chart & yet normal players like nani, berbatov, tevez, ruud, RVP, etc have all walked away with that achievement.

If if if if if if....... Ukwu!!!
........if only rooney wasn't so shyte. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:11pm On Sep 09, 2014
AirborneLacer: Ofcourse those were pre-game instructions that Maka carried out.

But then dont you think a player's strength and weakness could determine the kinda instructions he recieves from his manager?

Maka's history with goals, assists, passing and shooting was that appaling.

Dont you think that coulda been the key reason why Ranieri and Jose used him more a holding midefielder?

If your answers to the above questions is a YES, then dont you agree with me that Maka possessed limited skillset?
that ain't the key - the key was that makelele wasn't bought as a galactico by real madrid. someone had to stay behind when zidane, figo, fat ronaldo, roberto carlos, raul, etc bomb forward.

this was what ranieri said when buying makelele....."I have a fantastic Rolex. It is run by battery. Claude is my new battery. Claude is very important for the future of Chelsea. Claude was one of the first players on my list. He is a playmaker. The best."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:01pm On Sep 09, 2014
elampiro: Rooney scored 3 free kicks last season? Wow! Rooney is a genius.
Rooney did not miss a penalty as well. Correct.
it then means if van persie was on the pitch throughout like 12/13 season, rooney wouldn't have 7 league goals added to his haul & that means rooney's effort last season was an anomaly brought about by van persie's long term injury.

17 goals, 10 assists from 27 league games (despite numerous midfield action) in Man United team chances were as scarced as gold. Rooney is endowed.
which numerous midfield action?
rooney was the centre forward against spurs(2 goals), west ham(2 goals) and villa(2 goals)....etihad(1 goal) and many more i can't recollect now.

count that & deduct....in a nutshell, rooney wasn't even better than mata who had just half a season for united in 13/14. mata scored plenty of goals from a withdrawn position with only 2 of his goals coming from set-plays.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:55am On Sep 09, 2014
AirborneLacer: Dont take the Mikel yarn serious, I'm trolling on that.

Let him make a case for Maka's holding role prowess, let him also admit that Maka possessed limited skillset then we're good.
does carrick possess a limited skillset? grin
go & watch carrick at spurs when he had the license to bomb forward & compare to how his game was totally changed at man utd.

makelele did what mourinho instructed him to do. with the huffing & puffing or the fanfare surrounding lampard that 04/05 season, mourinho declared makelele as the player of the season for chelsea.

that says a lot for a player with limited skillset.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:44am On Sep 09, 2014
AirborneLacer: I've seen those clips but coog, how consistent was he with that performance?

At Nantes, he scored 8 times!

Impressive figure for a DM right? But bruh that was from 1991 - 1997.

I wonder why Ibime would even have the cojones to curse Mikel's style of play when it's glaring clear the boy was learning from Makalele cheesy
he already said he hated mikel cos mikel is slower, mikel often gets caught out upfield & mikel's reading of the game is poorer. i never saw makelele once running back like a goat to snuff out attacks. he's always where the action is in chelsea's danger area. that's the difference!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:36am On Sep 09, 2014
rooney scored 3 penalty kicks last season - stop distorting the facts! he also scored 3 goals straight from direct freekicks. if van persie was fit, none of these would goals would be credited to rooney as van persie takes the penalty when he's on the pitch.

so rooney scored 7/17 of his goals when defenders are either standing 10 yards away from the ball or when he had only the keeper to beat from 12 yards. van persie scored only 3 of his 12 goals from set-piece - we now know who has been padding the stats with setplay goals.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:30am On Sep 09, 2014
AirborneLacer: You made an intelligent statement on here the last time you and I went down the debate lane.

I cant dig up the post now but it went in lines like this:

''It was Makelele's limited skillset that made him become the best at protecting the backline''.

That was the best defence line I've heard since this argument ensued days back.

If Ibime is making a strong case for Claude's holding role prowess just like you've been doing, then I wouldn't be throwing lines on this issue, but Ibime is seriously hailing Makalele as a goalscorer who wasn't limited.

A look at the stats alone shoulda have him shat in his pants.

He's digging up my posts and cant even counter a single one.
but you have seen claude's videos at nantes and what he could do with the ball in the advanced role. i think claude's old age caught up with him & he preferred a role where he won't be running too much to get things done - thus the defensive midfielder role.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:14am On Sep 09, 2014
Lord Ibime: Bros get Ibime for mind, that's why he just start cursing and fighting out of nowhere. Na thís kain behaviour dey make Seun dey ban am every 2 months
in other words, are you remotely suggesting nihilist is an unrepentant miscreant? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:57am On Sep 09, 2014
another rooney debate this week?

i thought everyone had concluded rooney is shyte! why the political campaign again. he was shyte last season(he eliminated us in the champions league after van persie's hatrick got us a q/final berth with bayern).

he scored 17 league goals last season, 7 were from set plays. he made 10 assists last season & 3 were from set plays. what is special about rooney's performance last season - a worthless performance that took us to 7th place?

so let's hop to 3 lions. rooney has 41 goals for england. he had his debut when he was 17, he would clock 29 next month. 41 international goals in 12 years.....that's less than 4 goals per year for england.

rooney puts the w in worthless....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:31am On Sep 09, 2014
afrodoc2: While those guys mentioned e.g Redondo where probably better footballers than Makelele, IN MY OPINION none of them had the understanding of what it took to protect the defence that Makelele had.
As footballers there were many better midfielders than Makelele, but he was the best defensive midfielder of them all.....IN MY OPINION.
that's what i thought too but according to inscrutable fools like dayokanu, you are wrong. lothar matthaus that has the intelligence of a cöckroach was a better defensive midfielder.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:21am On Sep 09, 2014
i don't always agree with ibime but he is spot on with makelele - the dude was legendary in his craft. chelsea kept 25 clean sheets that season, that's about 2/3 of their league games.

once chelsea scored against you, there's no way back. makelele would lock up the defence in such a way that no matter what the opposition tried, it won't amount to anything.

to concede only 15 league goals in an entire season is a stuff of legend. claude makelele is the daddy of all defensive midfielders that ever existed. chelsea fans should demand a statue of him outside the stamford bridge!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:48pm On Sep 08, 2014
SailorXY: Rooney should just fall to midfield or bench angry
our captain? why na?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:44pm On Sep 08, 2014
Nihilist: Ibime needs to shut up abeg...

Were you not the one that claimed Dembele would outshine Modric in central midfield?

Nigga better take a chill pill before you die of a heart attack at 32.

Abi no be you talk this one?
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:51pm On Sep 08, 2014
Katsumoto: CR7 wants a huge pension; he reckons if an average player like Rooney can earn £300k, utd would probably pay him £750k.

CR7 has won all he can win; now to build a huge pension pot. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
he should come - united are fecking rich. he will sell 10 million shirts at united if he returns.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:09pm On Sep 08, 2014
YoungDaNaval: Hahahahahahaha Oga Coogar Come Ooh! Someone gat bad intention 4 ya daughter ooh!
touch not my anointed!
iamaromolaeran is just rhyming words - he does not really mean what he's saying.
Family › Re: To Marry A Man 10years Older by coogar: 9:54pm On Sep 08, 2014
jennykadry: It's mainly Nigerians that worry about their kids growing up with them. When I left the shores of Africa my mentality changed for the better. People wondered why my sister inlaw had no child after years of marriage. They asked my mum if all was well, my mum told the few that managed to ask to mind their business. It was strange to me as well, Haba after how many years and they said they were still planning. She was 22 when they got married. When the woman felt like she was ready...she started popping them out like no mans business.

It works well for some and doesn't for others. But please don't say you wanno grow up with your child what happens if you cannot conceive for years after marriage? It's the worst reason to get into marriage early.
na bushman mentality dey worry them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:40pm On Sep 08, 2014
chrisley024: Jones is likely injured angry
we have shaw, rojo, evans, blackett & rafael! grin

jones would be back - he had a flesh wound & i thought he was outstanding tonight in the defence. we don't play till sunday - he has about 6 days to return.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:28pm On Sep 08, 2014
coded01: When una buy FALCAO? grin Abi coogar n associates don do underground deal ni? grin grin grin
his agents claim it's a done deal but FFP issues made them agree a loan deal for a year.

Yet baba dey chow 300,000 pounds weekly... shocked grin
baba has godfathers......at the top!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:04pm On Sep 08, 2014
coded01: Why una sell Welbeck? grin tongue grin


Coogar n co come n explain! grin
buying falcao ruined his first team appearances....in the last 12 months, welbeck has been better than rooney.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:39pm On Sep 08, 2014
Debroslink: Is CR7 the only player to leave man utd? Why are u begging to come back since 2010 like a loser GF? Is Tottenham begging Bale or Modric to come back? Why not leave the past and move 4wd? If u are CR7, will u wanna leave a great club like Madrid for a club going down and down and about to find oil like Man Utd? tongue cheesy cheesy tongue
it's CR7 that's begging to come back to man utd after seeing how madrid treated di maria. madrid are rogues - ronaldo has already forseen what might become of him when he stops performing.

Please let CR7 concentrate for the new season. He knows he can't win the Ballon D'or again in man utd, BUT HE CAN in Madrid
the above already tells me you're a drunk. ronaldo won ballon d'or as a united player in 2008. if he could do it with brown, oshea, gibson, giggs, etc,.....think of what he could achieve with di maria, falcao, mata, RVP, (vidal, strootman, hummels) when they arrive next year?


coded01: Dry 1st half as usual... tongue grin
why did rooney take an extra touch when that cross came in? perfectly lofted ball, on rooney's right foot, good height to volley & the fat scouser was too clueless to hit it on first touch.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:47pm On Sep 08, 2014
ChristineC: Hahahaha you can easily define the term 'confusion' from his hair undecided
only 14 days separated the first article from the second one. how human beings can be so confused remains a mystery. anything to discredit united is very fine by these clueless british journos.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:28pm On Sep 08, 2014
ChristineC: They say Manchester United are overspendinghuh Please more medicals wink
the issue of united spending is such a lame excuse. when we didn't spend, the media said we were broke & debt-ridden. when we spend, they are still yapping they mouths.

look at this journalist for example....talking from one side of the mouth & saying the exact opposite on the other side of the mouth....

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:25pm On Sep 08, 2014
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1686900_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

the statistical comparison between falcao as a centre forward in athletico(12/13) and costa as a centre forward in athletico(13/14)

costa is a diver & he tends to create more chances. falcao is a poacher, the better dribbler, the better striker that shoots both from inside & outside of the box.

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