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elampiro: Exactly.

and you are jealous cos he's scored more than the fat scouser? if we remove penalties - how many goals has rooney scored?

Kinezeala: Anyone who went to nursery school can see that you built a reputation in NL by using other people lyrics to battle.

I thought I was battling Cooger aka Suarez, not knowing that I was battling Road to Total Slaughter and KOTD battlers!

Cooger why did you bite? Why did you bring this upon yourself?
We trusted you, why do you have to disgrace us like this? Why did you give a bad name to NL lyricists? Why?

Before you came, NL was seen as the ddopest battling site in Africa, why did you do this?

Suarez Vs Mikuz



Arsonal vs Swave Sevah on KOTD:

I got locked up, I was labeled as a low-class Crip/
You a female dog with a fractured tailbone. . . You ain’t nothin’ but a broke áss bítch/

http://battlerap.com/lyrics/arsonal- vs-swave-sevah/

He changed fractured tailbone to fractured bbutt and changed female dog to malnurished puppy.

Suarez, dias God o!

my rhymes went -

why am i sparring with this igbo addict/
lighting & sniffing a nun's garment isn't a smoke habit/you are a rat to your facebook friends, a low class snitch/mik is a malnourished puppy with a fractured bütt, a broke aśs bïtch/

how is my bar similar to the one below? mention one similar rhyme or set-up. even a fool of 5 knows the writer that could come up with the "smoke habit" pun wrote this bar without the knowledge of the one below.

I got locked up, I was labeled as a low-class Crip/You a female dog with a fractured tailbone. . . You ain’t nothin’ but a broke áss bítch/

no one changed nothing here. the difference in the build up is because none of the writers knew each other's work before writing their shyte.

Ibime: NL will soon become 2Go chats.
Any ninja that came here cos they heard we built a good emcee community, sorry that was then. Things have changed. We tried our best to keep it strictly bars but certain ninjas aren't built for bars.
I gast jet. In the meantime, let Airmark do his job and confer with Mukina on how to restore sanity to thís thread.

whose fault is this?
i came here to ask for sidddogg's head. someone said he got caught on facebook - you instantly got interested like an irresponsible father that you are & pronounced his death sentence.

if you are retired, stay retired!
if you want to come out of your retirement, then say so. at best, you should be observing not pushing upcoming niggaz down like you are one god of thunder, here.

lo & behold - you were caught biting after accusing others of the same crime. you are the worst hypocrite to have ever lived. don't bother yourself about what NL will become - it's not your grandfather's property. go to your land ridden with oil-spillage to worry about what it would become.

fück outta here, you obese bastärd......

Kinezeala: Suarez, confessing is just a part to it, you have to beg for our forgiveness, before we can start listening to any useless explanation you have to make.

Had it been Ibime posted this revelation and exposed the Suarez in you on that thread, by now your name for be sorry.

Suarez why are you claiming you beat Mikuz with other people's lyrics? Are you mentally deranged?

Sstupid rretarded ccocksucking vampire!

Suarez Vs Mikuz



Arsonal vs Swave Sevah on KOTD:

I got locked up, I was labeled as a low-class Crip/
You a female dog with a fractured tailbone. . . You ain’t nothin’ but a broke áss bítch/

http://battlerap.com/lyrics/arsonal- vs-swave-sevah/

He changed fractured tailbone to fractured bbutt and changed female dog to malnurished puppy.

Suarez, dias God o!

kim, you were beaten clearly.
the wording of my punch is way different. anyone with at least primary school certificate would know neither of the writers copied each other.

elampiro: I am not an anti-Young, but I just want respond to this. Young has two goals in this chmapionship. The other two goals were against L A Galaxy.

it means he has 4 goals in this pre-season so far, right?

Ibime: I will not be distracted by pointing out fillers which happen by coincidence şuch as

Sauron vs Ibime 2009


Coogar vs Mikuz 2014


^^^ Those are not bites, just fillers that match by coincidence. A generic build up that anyone could use. I will not sink to his level of argument to claim fillers and multis are bites.

idime, the boundaries are well defined, a line cannot be a bite. 3 lines in the same set-up with similar rhymes is a clear bite.

you stole 1 punchline & 2 identical lines in the same rhyme scheme. that's a bite, ibime. you are accusing coogar for stealing when his wording of the punchline is even different unlike yours.

ibime, did eminem steal his punchline from you?

Kinezeala: Suarez Vs Mikuz

Arsonal vs Swave Sevah on KOTD:

I got locked up, I was labeled as a low-class Crip/
You a female dog with a fractured tailbone. . . You ain’t nothin’ but a broke áss bítch/

http://battlerap.com/lyrics/arsonal- vs-swave-sevah/

He changed fractured tailbone to fractured bbutt and changed female dog to malnurished puppy.

Suarez, dias God o!

let me confess....
i bit the kim kardashian line that condemned you to eternal penury too. what's more? i bit the patrice lumumba bar too......i actually stole it from pasuma wonder.

you are a consummate retard!!!

Kinezeala: You are talking nonsense, total balderdash. Only those kids who fly around your ddick 24/7 ll believe all these bbollocks you're spewing. No sane individual ll ever see it the way you're putting it. Shame on you and your army of rretarded ccocsucking vampires!

before you blow a gasket & make your wife a widow. come & tell us the difference between a clear bite & a generic punchline. come & explain to us how eminem came on NL to bite ibime.

Cooger stop deceiving yourself and these little children, everyone can now see it that you're the Suarez of rap. You ll die young for biting that broke @ss bbitch line against me. Your wife ll grow barren and you ll be as impotent as hell. Your manhood ll be as useful as an appendix! You ll never find joy in anything you do, your misery and sufferings ll multiply over and over again. May your remaining days on earth be as long as your little finger. May those who want you dead be numberless as the sand of the sea. Your enemies ll never rest until they see that you've gone six feet below! Your shine ll stolen from you like Nigerian general election ballot boxes!

may your remaining days on this earth be as 50 times bitterer than those ALUU boys before they were burnt. seeing that you are in nigeria - the likelihood of my curse coming to pass is 100%. you are messing with the prince of persia? the only man on the planet that controls time & space.

you are finished!!!!
call your momma to buy your casket.

Stop talking please, if there's any iorta of decency left in you, you ought to apologise and beg for forgiveness else we ll barnish and chase you outta here just like we did to Sleak and his crew of rretarded ccocksucking vampires.

you should stop talking - ibime's cöck polisher. anuofia!!!! the goat doesn't know the difference between a bite & a generic pun. stark illiterate. little wonder he cannot spell a simple word like banish.

I now greatly regret for hyping that Cooger Vs Siddoggg thread, I made a big mistake, I should have hyped you as the greatest NL biter ever liveth! When Ibime said I deserved a slap for hyping you, I thought he didn't mean it, I never knew you're such a shameful vampire!

Cooger you're a disgrace to textbattling, no sane human ll ever take you serious in textrap any longer. Ibime and that broke @ss bbitch punch don finally reveal the Suarez in you. I'm going to delete that hype I gave you on that thread, cos if I leave it there, newbies go still dey think say you are equal to the hype, not knowing that you should be described as an ignominious dracula.

broke-aśs bïtch punch isn't actually a punch. i have told you why punches can actually look similar on the internet. most punches are internet jokes which most writers actually infuse in their lines for that comical effect: i am 100% sure the guy ibime claimed it came from also stole in on status generator app. all these punches are jokes on the internet, these battlers have all confessed to using the hundreds of status generating apps, with little modifications here & there.

Shame on you and your army of ccocksuckers. You have finally been exposed, we have now seen the Suarez in you. Saurez of rap!

Myndd44, Mukina2, Seun where are you people? Cooger should be ex-terminated from this section. He has commited the most heinous crimes of all.

Cooger has been caught copying, lifting and biting other people's lyrics. He has deceived this little kids enough. Please take the necessary action and throw him outta here. His offence is punishable by a lengthy ban. It should serve as a deterrant to prospertive biters. If Cooger is not stopped, hes gonna inspire these innocent kids into the dishonourable act of biting too!

mikuz, stop acting salty na.
heinous crime? did i räpe your missus? how can a punch worded differently be a bite? are you people stark illiterates?

in other words....piss tool is a bite? de feet is a bite? raise the roof is a bite? 9/16/pedòphile is a bite? mikuz, why is it that the only genes you inherited from your parents are their stupidity genes?

ibime, your attraction or distraction means nothing here. you are not in the midst of illiterates.

what is a bite - a bite is when a textcee steals from another by copying at least one line from the set-up & arriving at the same punchline.

ibime wrote overseas/abroad in 2009.....eminem wrote overseas/abroad in 2013. same punchline, different lines in the set-up. that's no BITE!!!!

sidddogg may have bitten Jesse. he copied one line in the set up & and the punchline they both arrived at is the same.

ibime bit sauron clearly - he copied 2 lines in the set up & arrived at the same matrimony kissing as his punchline.

in all the bars you have claimed i stole - it was only the punchline that had similarities. all the set-ups were way different......so idime, your allegation falls flat on it's face.

Kinezeala: See the way he stole that broke @ss bbitch line!!!!!
Cooger is Suarez's distant relative!
Dayum!!!
Cooger using other people's lyrics to build a reputation in Nairaland.
Luck has finally ran out of him. God don catch am. Everyday for the biter but one day for KOTD rappers!
The one wey dey annoy me pass na that broke @ss bbitch punch!
Cooger it ll never be well with your lineage. Your generation ll never prosper. Nothing good ll ever come out from you. May you never know peace! Amadioha ll destroy everything you ever worked for in this life. Your enemies ll dance on your grave.
Satan ll punish you ten times over.
Ibime you must be a witchhunter. God bless your hustle. I owe you one.

look at my bars & compare to what ibime managed to scoop out from wherever. it's different. from the 3 set-ups that made the punch, everything was mine. the punch itself was my idea & my concept.

you are a disgrace to your father - if ibime cüms in a cup, your father will drink it & pass the sediment to you. it shall not be well with everyone that shares your surname(dead or alive) - all you bastärds that spawned out of the vägina of a village lunatic.

sunday morning & this deadbeat dad is here again. don't you have a daughter to feed?

Sauron 2010

I use history to emphasize this prag is a phoney. Watch ma knuckles 'french-kiss' his jaw in holy matrimony.
He is Manolo, i am Tony. . . .leave a Scar in his Face till he spews baloney
With your siblings mourning, Ur spouse's in me bed while u in hell lonely.

Ibime(2014):

You aint got the answer homie/ this fàg is phony/ Ask him why he sad and lonely/
Ill put a ring on his eye. . . when my fist join his face in matrimony/

idime, your entire generation is a disgrace. this your heavy bite is what you are putting down as "i buckle my shoe" can you see how i highlighted your stolen bars in green, red & blue fonts?

all that na coincidence?

by coincidence.....you & sauron wrote "prag is a phoney"(1)......you & sauron wrote "lonely" in the same set up(2)......you & sauron wrote
"kissing the jaw in matrimony"(3) in the same set up?

you are a disgrace to all the upcoming battlers in this place. you have been exposed. i will not even bother about the other rhyme scheme you took to beat thunderstorm. the investigating officer claimed there were many more lost in the tsunami of NL few weeks ago.

afrodoc: SO according to you there is no difference between a winger and a wing back? and his duties are the same as a winger in a 442 or a wingforward in 433/4231?
OK YOU ARE RIGHT

in other leagues where the emphasis isn't really so much about being defensive, you may be right. but in the premier league, it's the same. even rooney has played that role many many times - tactically moved to the left to snuff attacks out.

3-4-3 & 4-4-2.
the midfield 4 is the midfield 4 in both formations. when ashley bombs forward, the dude on the right would hold & vice versa.


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afrodoc: if we are to return to 442 or 4231 i will pay his tfare to aba.
as a wing back he is doing very well.....in preseason

what is the difference?
he's playing where he would normally play in a 4-4-2 or 4-2-3-1. when defending, ashley tracks back to help his full-back. what's the difference, i ask?

y'all are making this wing-back thingy look like a new concept. every winger in a 4-4-2 playing in the premier league is technically a wing-back, maybe except ronaldo after a while & fergie beefed him for a while.

so you dunno milner, kuyt, nani, valencia, etc have been doing this role for aeons?

Ibime: So Abe Lincoln was getting bloowjob when he died? Anything to wriggle.

They both got their brains blown on the seat. Lincoln on the cinema seat, and JFK on the car seat. You bit yet another rap from the YouTube battle leagues,

you are a fool!
how's that a bite? was JFK killed in a theatre? so if you rap about bin laden getting shot & i rap about gadaffi getting shot, then it's a bite?

ibime - you just got yourself exposed as a useless biter. claiming deity here when 90% of your bars were taken from other people. shame on you!

Meanwhile I'm biting fillers and build-ups from Sauron out of all the hundreds of punches I've dropped. . . Good!

Any vet who knows how to write multis knows that multis can end up the same as what's been done before. I wrote my punch against Thunder:

He claim he work in Hedge Funds. . . but let's call a spade a spade. . . he must be on gardening leave/

Then I put together multi schemes that rhyme with gardening leave.

Thunder is Igbo. . . so. . . "I smoke thís Igbo. . . like I'm sparking weed/

What's my next multi? Pardon me/ hardly breathe/ part the sea/ charter fee/ hard to see/ carve the gee/ martyr me/ heart agree/ etc etc.

Second scheme. . . I choke him till he hardly breathe/

And there's my lines.

Any emcee proficient with multis knows thats how it's done. Hence many multi schemes are similar,

so how are we sure the other 10 million schemes aren't bitten too? until people check, how are they gonna know? obviously - you have been jobless for aeons now so you have time to screen what others write. not too many people have that time on their hands.

Yet you want to deceive schoolkids. Ibime who spits 100 bars monoflow using the same multischeme from start to finish cannot compose multis so he has to bite Saurons multis word for word - like I even remember his rhymes, or am dumb enough to bite word for word from the same site.

there's a possibility that 50% of those monoflow bars were stolen somewhere. you were found out last week. you were found out again tonight. it means if one checks thoroughly, more stolen lines would be found in your written.

At least accuse me of biting a punch and stop deceiving kids.

Meanwhile we know you bite cos you bite PUNCHES, change one or two words, and always bite from YouTube battle leagues. Jor oh!

the setups are as important as the punches. actually, that's the structure holding the ish together. why did you go & copy sauron's scheme in that "sparking weed" line? how come you had the same vowel sounds with the syllables sauron wrote? coincidence?

2008 till 2013?
ibime - you have disgraced the army of lunatics that see you as a deity here. you should faceepalm or delete your account. you are a disgrace. i wish i had time like you to be stealing multis & set-ups.

ibime dokubo!

fuckyouhard: story! if coogar had been in ur shoes tonight every member of ur clan would be here abusin him. ur attitude in my battle with kim exposed u as a politician! when u do what u do beware of onlookers. we're not foolish!

let the fat fool be deceiving himself.....
he thinks he can bamboozle with his words. if sidddogg is getting slaughtered on facebook for that single line, ibime should be castrated here.

after telling us any similarity is a bite, he is not man enough to admit he's been caught by his own rules. now he's saying i have beaten sauron as if that matters.

i beat mikuz so that gives me the rights to steal his lines for sidddogg? ibime has no decorum. he's a proper ijaw boy. they have no shame in their clan. this is why it took the queen to send a fleet of army to wage war against them to stop the selling of their people into slavery.

the anti-ashley young crew has suddenly grown quiet. oh yes, it's still the friendlies so it doesn't matter what he does.

stats don't lie....numbers don't lie. ashley young, 2nd highest goal scorer in the competition just a goal behind jovetic!

hopefully, young would score against liverpool & become joint or sole top scorer. however, young is shyte according to the sadducees & he should be sold to enyimba.

ibime's allegation....

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/The_Assassination_of_President_Lincoln_-_Currier_and_Ives_2.png

ibime - how can anyone just swap FFK with abe lincoln when their deaths happened in different circumstances? were you born brain dead?

the picture up there inspired my written. i saw it & i thought getting his brains blown easy while being with a woman. so i wrote my bars hot & fresh - i never ever knew there was another concept of JFK assassination. when exactly was JFK getting blown while being driven in broad day light with people around?



i don't even have the time to address your other nonsense. generic lines ain't a bite. overseas/abroad line has been used & reused just like "defeat" or "neverland"

ibime, your arsê has been exposed....

who cares whether you beat sauron 50 times? did you take 2 different schemes from sauron or not? what are the odds that the sauron you consider inferior had his lines in your lines?

I’m sparking weed and choking foes till they hardly breathe

this bar is not generic - this is a stolen bar. word for word!!!!

can't you hear yourself? how can 2 people pen the same sentence & rhyme schemes(as for the matrimony bar)? ibime - if he walks like a thief, talks like a thief, sulks like a thief then it's definitely a thief!

ibime - gay is phony
sauron - prag is a phoney.

then you rhyme it with matrimony & lonely. all written down with the same pattern. to make matters worse, you used the fists frenchkissing the jaw.

all in the same set-up?
ibime - if your father was alive now, he would disown you. you are a big thief!

Ibime: Ibime is biting hardly breathe/ and sparking weed/ multi-schemes from you abi?

All because of your battle with Mikuz.

Bros grow up!

ibime, you bit!
stop moving the post......if you are genetically rëtarded not to know what constitutes a bite then you are a disgrace to hip-hop.

so wait a minute - seeing that you wrote abroad/overseas line before eminem made "rap god", did eminem bite you? you mean eminem came on NL to look for your lyrics to bite?

you are a disgrace to asari dokubo!!!

Kinezeala: Just shut up already, what is wrong with you?
I believe you're in your mid-thirties now, why are you still pasting all these childish rubbish all over the place?
Who are you tryna deceive?

who is in his mid-30s?
do you know me from somewhere? when ibime was shooting his adipose-celled mouth about siddoggg, you weren't saying anything. your nigga got exposed & you are yapping.

lest i forget, the next time you address me like that, i would destroy you. don't let this rap shyte fool you. we are not on the same level - not with that your eczema-stained teeth. are you out of your mind?

mikuz, get siddogg's verse by all means & if possible before noon tomorrow. as soon as you have it, tell me so we can post simultaneously.

sidddogg is a bloody good writer - i don't care what he does on facebook or anywhere else. this is lyricism, not a beef market in ijaw where obese charlatans like ibime tie wrapper.

Ibime: This ninja so desperate, he quoting multi-fillers. SMH.
My punch against Thunder was clear and nothing to do with what Sauron spit.
If I argue on this ninjas level, I would be quoting stuffs like this:
Coogar against Mikuz
But I don't. . . . cos that's not a bite. . . . just a build-up. Every emcee has build up that could be seen elsewhere.
If Krone said something like "I'm hard like concrete" and Ibime said "I'm hard like concrete", that's the level he is arguing at. He's desperate.
What I have done is show 4 clear bites in punches in Coogars battles. I don't argue on his level. What I have given is clear evidence.

you are a bloody idïot!
so what's the difference between what you did & what siddoggg did? you took a line, he stole a line. what & what not makes the final punchline depends on the writer.

you have been caught twice & there are many more if not for e-tsunami. your god status here has been tarnished. i warned you - looking down on this noobs....see how you were undressed publicly like ALUU boys.

barawo - why would an elderly man like this be stealing bars from dead accounts? why?

Ibime: ^^^ See desperation.
Ninja just took one of my freestyles on FFR to claim bite. Of all the 1000 solid punches I done drop on Nairaland, na that filler be bite? From you, of all people?
Show me my bite o.

this is your bite -
https://www.nairaland.com/1355912/warcraft-titanomachia-ibime-vs-thunderstorm#16778928

that was where you used that line - stolen from a verse in november 2008.

filler or no filler, your incisors & molars dived into those bars like suarez. ibime, we are waiting for you to shift the goalpost again on what constitutes a bite.

barawo!!!

fuckyouhard: test of the night - - - 50 marks
(answer all questions)
1. what is the appropriate name given to someone who denies he shiits but unfortunately gets caught squattin in the toilet?
2. if sauron is the name of a biter, what should someone bitin from him be called?
a) bulldog (b) stan (c) suarez

my source said there were other bites - he couldn't scoop them out cos of the e-tsunami....even the cache on NL are now invalid on google. he told me he highlighted about 30 different times ibime had stolen rhymes from the verses in the past word for word.

Ibime: ^^^ See desperation.

Ninja just took one of my freestyles on FFR to claim bite. Of all the 1000 solid punches I done drop on Nairaland, na that filler be bite? From you, of all people?

Show me my bite o.

so it's not a bite when you took a whole concept rhyme for rhyme & at least one punchline? how come you used lonely, phony & fists kissing jaws in matrimony in a line?

what about the bars i exposed earlier? that was a battle against thunderstorm. you bit an entire sentence from sauron to win a battle. kim should apologise to thunderstorm!


ibime(July 2013):

I smoke this Igbo. . . like I’m sparking weed/ and choke him till he hardly breathe/ He claim he work with 'Hedge' funds. . . but let’s call a spade a spade. . . .he must be on 'gardening' leave!/

sauron(Nov 2008):

Hittin hard as new gongs, givin you massive hits
Brighter than staring straight at the last eclipse!
I’m sparking weed and choking foes till they hardly breathe
If you catch half a glimpse. . . .you'll have to wince
Only chance that you'll miss is if you lack the wits.

ibime, that line of yours was in a battle against thunder.

Ibime: I no get time for chats. This is a matter of exposing clear biters. Nothing different to what we did to Sleakid. We quoted his battle verses and where they were bitten from.

See the stick Siddogg is getting on Facebook for just one line - that means that is a community of emcees. Meanwhile, this ninja has bites everywhere and you are telling me not to pay attention?

ok.......
time to expose you, tamunoibime!

Sauron(2010):

I use history to emphasize this prag is a phoney. Watch ma knuckles 'french-kiss' his jaw in holy matrimony.
He is Manolo, i am Tony. . . .leave a Scar in his Face till he spews baloney
With your siblings mourning, Ur spouse's in me bed while u in hell lonely.

Ibime(2014):

You aint got the answer homie/ this fàg is phony/ Ask him why he sad and lonely/
Ill put a ring on his eye. . . when my fist join his face in matrimony/

a direct bite from a punchline....ibime told us he bit the set-up, not the punchline.

if sidddogg is getting the heat for the braces-monk bar then ibime should be castrated for this one.

fuckyouhard: everybody is guilty nobody holy pass - tu face

it's rap battle - no idea has never been original. writers are intelligent.....if there's something they can make outta punchlines, they will make it & almost always use the same verbiage.

for me, if the concept isn't original & but the set-up to the punchline is fresh, why can't one use it?? the 9/16 pedöphile line - someone must have used it for the first time. does it mean all others are biters.

your mail/male bar was as far back as eminem's album in 2000. however, i liked the way you penned yours from the setups & the punches. why should anyone say it's a bite?

YoungDaNaval: Ibime Verdict shouldn't Count in that your brawl with siddog to avoid dickriding.....just an opinion though!

ibime can't judge my battle.
when his parents didn't swear for him? he can only observe & comment about the opponent, not about me.

he's a wolf in sheep clothing....he bites all the time & he accuses cats of biting. when he bites, it's generic. when others do generic stuff, he says they bite.

if i spend a whole day to verify ibime's 3,000 lines i can assure you 90% of them were bitten from this forum or facebook. he's an old fool.....the 2 bites he was caught with were even sent to me by a good samaritan!

fuckyouhard: 02/08/2014 date to remember

ibime is a lunatic....
ever since mikuz set that battle up with siddoggg, he wasn't comfortable. he dropped his generic 2-way syllable bars to seek my attention at first, i ignored.

the moment someone said siddoggg had a scandal on facebook, he latched on it immediately & was asking that his battle with me should be cancelled. what's his business with what happens here if he's retired?

SAF has retired - he has no say in united again. retired people just observe, they don't yap their mouths like pitbulls with no leash. at least, allow sid to come explain himself......you have to agree ibime's IQ is inversely proportional to his age.

he swayed your battle, now he's trying to prevent sidddogg from battling. i have never seen anyone more irresponsible. a married man with a daughter - dragging the credibility of all ijaw people in the mud. shameless old fool. i was in primary school when ibime graduated from uni.

Ibime: His second battle with Mikuz:
Arsonal vs Swave Sevah on KOTD

I got locked up, I was labeled as a low-class Crip
You a female dog with a fractured tailbone. . . You ain’t nothin’ but a broke áss bitch - CLEAR BITE!!!
http://battlerap.com/lyrics/arsonal-vs-swave-sevah/
Same thing as his three previous bites against me - the ninja just bite lyrics from Smack URL, KOTD and UW and post them on Nairaland.
A talentless biter. That's why his only two freestyles on FFR sucked - cos he's no talent.

buhahahaha - ibime is a bästard!
how is fractured bütt of mutt qualify as a bite? ibime, are you new in text battling? i have that punchline since 2008.

i pity ibime......
you should have stayed retired!!!

Ibime: ONE VERSE alone.

Talentless biter.

hahahaha

i just got another PM. another bite discovered. gimme 5 minutes, let me read this one. ibime, your credibility is in ruins.

why can't you get your teeth out of people's lyrics. you bit & bit till you got obese - my taxes pay for your treatment. you have now graduated from eating doughnut to biting lines.

be right back.....

Ibime: Coogars only verse we can see on Nairaland - the one against me. Just ONE VERSE ALONE.

He spat 24 lines in that battle. Count how many were bitten. This guy has no talent.


Dizaster vs T-Rex - I name my hands Whitney & Bobby cos when they punch, they crack heads
First line, first punch bitten


Bender vs Illmaculate on KOTD: You ask if he's a virgin or not, he'll totally avoid it/ If he say he's working a broad. . . . it's overseas employment/

Watch how he swapped 'totally avoid it' for 'normally disavow it' - CLEAR BITE!!!


Conceited vs Bender: "She give me brains in the back seat like when john kennedy died" - CLEAR BITE!!!

http://rapmusic.com/threads/who-is-a-better-battle-rapper-conceited-or-bender-canadians-encouraged-to-vote.1301808/page-11

He just swapped John Kennedy and Abe Lincoln.


No bite here, just the usual generic nonsense of heir/hair and PH/basic/acid.

Pistol = Piss tool. Should we call this a bite or generic?

Should we call this a bite or generic? This is worse than defeet puns.

"I got more hot 16s than a paedophile" = the oldest line in textceeing.

DRACULA!!!

If you research his other punches wella, I'm sure you'll find them somewhere. A biter never changes his spots.

buhahahaha.....
ibime the fat fool!

•john kennedy didn't die in a theatre, you fool. abe lincoln's brains was blown off in the inner sanctum of a theatre while getting BJ from a chic. that was where my punchline came from. if you then think it's a bite from JF kennedy that was being driven round in broad day light then i now understand why you don't have a job.

•overseas & abroad - the same line eminem wrote in rap god is a bite? you are a disgrace to the recipient of your y-chromosomes. it's a fücking generic line.

•piss-tool/16/9/pedòphile are used all the time. it's the set up that matter. ibime, you copied a whole sentence. what are the odds that 2 people would write the same words in a sentence?

admit it - you bit sauron!

Alexpissu: Every man has to seek his own way to make himself more noble and to realize his own true worth------Albert Schweitzer
Coogar, change is inevitable ....Just pen it out as it hits my dome .

may the peace of the lord be with you. i have read few of your lyrics & they are inspiring. drop some of your stuff here from time to time when you are chanced.

afrodoc: its all about stadium size and of course ticket price LOL

it's about man utd!
you think bayern would command this kinda crowd? or man city?

Odunharry: Kagawa..i gv d goal to u

coogar did u see that pass?

fantastic header.....
i cannot believe 109,000 fans came to see this game. not even the world cup final pulled this kinda crowd.

Alexpissu: Rap turns taboo I woo death that's real
No bad news breathing money that's the deal
Hope u got an airbag on ya mic when I throwback
P is back to sniff textcees like crack
Bad meets evil hip-hop terrorizing like middle Eastern
Punchlines ignites fear to Boko killing Christians
Am fit to murder u meeting my verse by accident
It's weird u good with delta accent
U exhibit a sissy attitude pulling votes for your moniker
Wish u a no show crown like FC Barca
To newbies don't wed my lyrics it's cursed
No metaphors ,paradox it's contagious like Ebola virus

is this the same alexpissu?
i was reliably told you were a legend here for years. what happened to you?

what a pass from kagawa to hernandez....

Guykhena: am loving this,
At least we have something to laugh about..

don't mind that old fool - like his father owns NL. if siddoggg wants to post anywhere, no jupiter can stop him. ibime has also been found guilty of shark bites. he's using 10,000 freestyles he's dropped as an excuse - a bite is a bite.

it doesn't matter if you have dropped 1 billion freestyles. what makes you think siddoggg doesn't have 20 billion bars too? who is this fat fool to be deciding who does what?

ibime - the same lunatic that doesn't have an opinion on the sports section - he comes here to form kingkong. dem born am well to speak out on the sports section?

airmark - you better hold me before i spaz completely here. tell that obese bïtch whose gluttony would kill soon to mind his fücking business. otherwise, i would turn this place to hiroshima.