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AirborneLacer: Na Man Utd fan draw that chart ni?

There's no freaking way Scholes would have more assists than Lampard not even in the after-life.

don't blow a gasket.....

lampard has 173 assists from 47,934 mins
scholesy has 138 assists from 36,086 mins

Nihilist: You know Lampard is the second highest assister in EPL history right?

That tells you your chart is lying!!!!

we will get to lampard's second highest assist bullshyte right this minute. lampard has played gazillion games to get to that point & many of them are from set-plays anyways.

let's do the math.....

frank lampard
577 - league appearances
535 - league starts
042 - substititions

172 - league goals

173 - league assists
115 - open play assists
058 - set play assists

paul scholes
499 - league appearances
404 - league starts
095 - substititions

107 - league goals

138 - league assists
120 - open play assists
018 - set play assists


even a kid of 5 knows scholes is the better midfielder. goals/assists from set-play is what skewed lampard's stats.

Nihilist: Remove Pens and he still has 30 goals more than the aafin....

No diggty, no doubt baby....

you have to take out the entire set-play from his record & then let's compare open play goals to the number of minutes spent on the pitch.

Lampard Hit the England scene, Scholes got shifted to the flank
You sef know the score jor..

and that move hindered england from winning anything in the international scene. the dream gerrard/scholes partnership never worked out. sven eriksson shot himself in the foot!


now this is why scholes is better than lampard.

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look at scholesy's assist charts compared to lampard that had 100 more league appearances....

Nihilist: Oh Really?

He was just fortunate to keep deflecting the ball into the net so consistently abi? Call him a deflection specialist then.

Lampard is the best English midfielder ever! Gascoigne ko, Waternote ni...

All hail King Lampard the dapper don!!!

https://futnsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Lampard.png

imagine? a whooping 43 penalties scored!! about 48,000 league minutes?? lampard cannot clean scholesy's boot. he is not fit to.

Nihilist: What is an awoof freekick?

Lampard has to score a dead ball with 5 6ft tall men stood only 10 yards in front of him.

Is it easy?

Is it not a testament to his skill and greatness?

Why didn't albino do the same?

most of the free kicks went in via deflections. lampard won't be in the top 30 of all free kick takers in the last decade. so he wasn't a specialist, just a fortunate prïck.

"Lampard has been unbelievable," said Ferguson. "I don't think a midfield player will be able to do that figure again. It's quite phenomenal.

"Like Bryan Robson, he has had a great knack of timing his runs into the box at the right time. John Wark was another one at Ipswich.

"The other things is I can't remember Lampard ever being injured. When he's not been playing it's because they thought he was past it.

"The guy has had a great career. I must say we looked at him when he was at West Ham as a young player and I maybe regret not having done it.

"Where else could I get 200 goals?"

if i post all the known quotes about scholes, you won't return to this thread.

Lampard is a dapper don.

Poor Scholes is just lucky he wasn't born in Tanzania where they use albinos for rituals

scholes is the best english midfielder since gascoigne. nobody would argue otherwise except chelsea fans.

Nihilist: Tahhhhhhhh

Mechionu there...

Remove Lamps Pens and he still comfortably outscores the albino.


Lampard >>>>>>>>>>> Scholes

awoof free-kicks nko?
we should not discount that? there's no football fan on earth that would put scholes & lampard on the same level - apart from chelsea fans.

xavi - the best midfielder of this generation feels scholes is the best in the past 20 years & you are mentioning lampard. lampard ko, rampant ni.

Nihilist: Fixed

scholes' left foot alone is better than lampard & he doesn't use that part of his body often. scholes is the truth - the only thing lampard has are goals/assists & 80% of them are from set plays)

didn't lampard score about 50 league goals via penalty for chelsea? another 50 for england. then you have about 100 league goals from freekicks.....

95% - scholes
85% - lampard
65% - gerrard

where's sidddogg?

happy married life, ladygogo....
hopefully, i would get an invite when the first set of your quintuplets arrive.

bellong: Happy Married Life Ladygogo, may your home be an habitation of peace, mutual love, respect and an example to others.


Meanwhile, by my cost standard, your wedding is still expensive .

I spent only about N850,000 for mine with guests of about 200 or more, not too sure. I took and stand and stood by it. Fortunately for me, my parents-in-inlaw are of the same ideology with me in terms of ceremony.

bellong, the best money-manager in the world. i still marvel at how you could have achieved this. surely, there are some stuff you musta forgotten you spent money on. N0.85m looks so small with the number of guests you invited.

5minsmadness: A colleague at the office is complaining that his wife doesn't satisfy him in bed. He says he wants it at least three times a week but she on the other hand is content with twice a month. They have been married two years and have a kid.
Another colleague confided that her husband is the dry one in their romance life. She confessed that whenever she's in the mood she either spikes his drink or mixes 'manpower' with his food.
It got me thinking about s.exu.al compatibility in marriage. How important is it? How often is too often? I think sex 3times a week is OK. What do you think?

this is why test-driving is mandatory for any sane man - especially if he's getting married to a nigerian woman. if she's not good enough for your taste, dump her & seek another.

majority of the nigerian ladies have the libidö of a shoe. the stress, the house chores & various other conditions they passed through growing up may have eroded their sex drive.

damiso: Can't sleep

Hello everyone

it's the heat....
get the mobile a/c or put your duvet in a freezer for 3 hours.

elampiro: Don't forget Jones is 21 and he has never been used regularly as a centre back. When used regularly, Jones could become one of the best CB in the world. May be same with Smalling.

so his age is the reason he charged like that in the box to make a tackle? blackett has more football intelligence than phil jones.

phil jones = white version of micah richards.
all power - no brains, no panache, no football brain.

Kay17: Do you agree with Anony1 that abortion is murder? And if so, wouldn't it be murder to abort a foetus endangering its mother's life? At least State sanctioned murder?

i don't agree abortion is murder. personhood, for me, starts at birth......not at conception.

Kay17: So you believe whenever a pregnancy endangers a mother's life, the option is prioritise the foetus' life over the mother's, right?

that's a different matter altogether - this is why it's called critical abortion. if the mother's life is in danger then the mother gets prioritised. who's going to take care of the child if the mother isn't prioritised?

that case is different to a woman doing it just for the fun of it.

cococandy: I:30hr by lng boat
15mins by helicopter.

4hrs by pontu boat

Are you familiar with bonny island?

yes, i am familiar. this will be my second time there though but i know how things work. beevan needs deliverance. PHC water-lines no be address.

beeevan: PHC water lines, am sure you will find your way. Wait ooo, i hope you have no plans of deserting your Utuku hut, i heard is quite safe from Ebola and the rams.

how far is it to bonny island?

beeevan: I suppose you will see them standing by the side walks,with placards that read " Married and Searching, here we are Coogar " .

tell me the area na......where am i going to see the placards?

beeevan: Do you want to confirm if sister sarah is involved in this clandestine activity ?

no - i just wanna go sight-see.

beeevan: ^ ^ ^ ^ its not much of an underground thing anymore where I stay, they have clubs here sponsored by advanced women whose husbands are abroad or those estranged from their husbands. The younger women are now the green horns ready for grooming in the ways of the act.

which area is that? i'm going to lagos later in the month.

debosky: Diaby is a first team player?

Don't you need to play to be considered a FT player?

We're games short no doubt, but there was little we could do with a depleted squad. The new buys apart from Chambers also had extended breaks due to the WC as well.

The players that didn't go are looking sharp enough IMO, the rest will just have to pick up quickly. Also note the two extra CL games in August so there'll be no shortage of games for players to get their fitness up in. If we can get through August in decent shape we'll be fine.

debosky is still alive? jeeez - why are you causing deaths in west africa? particularly in sierra leone.....did muki offend you?

debosky = debola = d--ebola.

Jenchi: My Husband Is Already Cheating Three(3) Weeks After Our Wedding

“I can’t talk to anyone. I’m still in shock. I woke up to use the bathroom and my husband’s phone was buzzing about 11pm.

He was fast asleep as I picked his phone and saw nude pictures of a girl named Tolu who lives in Akure. Apparently he has been begging her to send pictures saying how much he misses her and calling her same pet names he calls me. I feel like I want a divorce already.

I don’t think I can ever let him touch me again. How do I handle or get past this? Does any one have a cheating husband? Does this get worse? I’m loosing my mind, please advise…

only 3 weeks after your wedding? it must have something to do with your snoring or your body odour.

ayobase: againt terrorists holding civilians hostage and civilians housing terrorists.

and that automatically makes those kids collateral damage that should just die like lab rats? let's not forget these children never asked to be held hostage....

you are by far the most intelligent poster this forum has seen. your logic alone shames that of plato & aristostle. einstein would have been very proud of your intelligence.

Femosticap: hmmm! I have made 3 statements w/o tantrums. You have made appx 5 statemnts all filled wiv tantrums. Now my question is... Into which of the following categories do you fall? 1. Idiotic 2. Dull 3. Stupid 4. Ignorant 5. Sadist 6. Failure 7. Nitwit? If you answer correctly, u may alleviate urself from groups 1-5 & 7! Lol..... Mr/miss/mrs coogar, my time wiv stupidity is up! Dat means I wanna go elsewhere nd engage intellects in rational discourse! You are a bore, no thanks to ur ISP! Isn't dat junior crying behind u? Oya g'and attend 2 him jor....u look silly typing away against young on's like 'us', COOGAR!!!

in the punditry of foreign currency, your intelligence at best would be the zimbabwean dollar & that's me being charitable.

you have somehow stüpidly concluded i am concluded i am a babymama - it just shows how irritatingly simple your mind functions. it's not your fault though - nigeria has been producing half baked graduates since 1965.

Mee234: yes. Hamas did hid weapon in building populated by woman and children

and it was in a UN school? you mean the united nations hide bombs for hamas?

Femosticap: LMAO! I dunno if dis is out of coincidence or just ur sheer ignorance at work; the cougar (animal) cannot roar! Instead it 'purrs' like a house cat! Lmao... www.animalfactguide.com/animal-facts/cougar/ dear coogar, all I've seen you do is purr...meeeooowwww! Rotflmao!!!

but your idiotic knowledge failed to tell you a cougar = a puma = a panther

you are a consummate rêtard!

StarBoard: It's going to be interesting watching this season. Like coogar said our defending needs sorting out and I agree.

you know i used to think jones would become jaap stam when he first arrived. fergie actually compared him to duncan edwards. i thought he had potential then......& i still do but only as a rugby player for my local pub.

Femosticap: by 'coogar', dyu mean to spell 'cougar'? As in 'a woman of middle age who actively seeks the casual, often sexual, companionship of younger males, typically less than 35 years old. By implication a 'sexual predator'?! If yes, you're right! I should stay off from you! LOL! Fyi sir/ma... Wisdom does not come with age! I'm sure if you had to run into a bomb shelter every 30 minutes, you'll be singing a different tune! Until your senses come back to you....or the God of Israel washes your brain, SHALOM! *takes a bow*

nah - it's meant as a cougar, puma, jaguar or even a panther. an apex predator that eats miseducated or stark illiterate tools like you. you come online to misinform the public with your single-digit IQ & you think you would get away with it. look around you, this is not a motorcycle park where you can open the cesspit you call a mouth.

anuofia!

Daresh: You dont know they dont. Or have a tunnel.

a school that belongs to the united nations would have a tunnel aiding hamas? really? why did israel quickly change their story then that they only suspected militants were operating nearby?

suspicion? militants? 10 people dead!!!

Daresh: Why is Hamas using women and children to sheild their weapons? To attract international sympathy?

Israel has weighed their options and have decided their citizens are more important to them than international angst.

The Israelis even give warnings before bombing a target.

Hamas is wrong wrong wrong.

which warnings? like targeting a UN school and killing 10 people? you mean UN schools also hide weapons for the hamas?

Daresh: The Jews in Israel bought the lands that they occupied from the Arabs during the British Mandate of Palestine. The Palestinians failed to accept the demarcation of the land and decided to declare war on Israel in 1948. Unfortunately they lost and Israel used military force to seize even the land that was allotted to Palestine and even the Sinai from Egypt.

You cannot sell your land and ask for it back because you dont like what the purchasers are doing with it. You cannot fight a war, lose and expect your territory to still be intact. The fact that palestinians are stateless is their own fault.

I agree the Israelis are a bit high handed but when someones sole mission is to wipe you out, you tend to be paranoid. Hamas build their tunnels and missile launchers in schools and mosques. They urge their people to use their bodies to shield these military installations. Then they use their dead to gather international sympathy.

Look let them fight from now till kingdom come, Israel is here to stay forever.

the killing of several hundreds of innocent women & children is what you describe as a "bit" high handed?

ok.....