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ckushy: cutting the mustard - ravish the bastard.. Wtf?? This is never a polysyllabic rhyme! Or you rhyming the TARDS

slant rhymes you fool!
ravish the bastard - cutting the mustard - fabrice muamba - garnished cucumber - patrice lumumba.

epic written. 5-way syllable scheme. unprecedented in the history of this section. mikuz has been trying to infuse this style into his written lately but he cannot cope.

i have raised the bar here - this is why mikuz died prematurely like an aborted baby!

fuckyouhard: www.fact.com

you must be very intelligent!

ckushy: dude, your dumb!! Looooool
you're/your.. so? Where you from??

all we are saying is, you are a semi-illiterate. one more word from you, i will time-travel back to the 50s and drop your momma at the abortion clinic.

ckushy: He aint my boss

mikuz is your boss!
he fed you his sêmen for aeons & he lied to you it was milkshake, and you were so dumb to believe him.

PaulThor: Mikuz and coogar, i fink its ok.... U guys hve argued more dan expected and its tym to end it... Am new in here, getting to know all da mikuz and co but remember if mikuz is liked or so.. He must hve other qualities other dan just his rymes... Infulencial people might not always be heavily dope but dey make things happen and may even command more respect dan d dopes in question... coogar beat mikuz and mikuz accepted and dat is maturity... In life, any is beatable, da mighty spain and brazil are dia for us to learn from.. Bolt beaten by tyson, tyson beaten by hollyfield, nadal beaten by murray, djokovich beaten by nadal.. As long as dia is sports, dia are winners and losers and in accepting such is majurity...

Yes mikuz banned me and da other members of da PHOENIX Order reasons best known to him.. But do i hold dat against him?? not any more.. Its mere childish to overeack wen u cease to understand dese things are for fun, just hobbies... At times we become too powerful we begin to attract uneeded opposition...

Cooger, i fink u hve made your point but stretching it is dangerous to dis realm.... Too much trolls destroyed fb... Dope heads refused to drop and newbies had no one to learn from.. Some powerful groups became deserts....

Hiphop is a hobby, writing lines is fun... For dese, lets end da diss... Yes some may believe mikuz, ibime, thunderstom n co are wacks... But truth is dat dese names stand as inspirations dat keep dese realm going cos in everything dropped.. people learn n improve on dia own skills....

mikuz is influential to who?
he's only a moderator. he's nothing! stop hyping nonsense. that he's a moderator doesn't make him better than teddybiyasi.

mikuz is a tyrant. he banned the phoenix guys. i had to use my connections to get all of them unbanned. if i am lying, bring mikuz here to say otherwise. he wasn't the one that unbanned the phoenix guys. he banned many of them till end of the year.

until i got here, he was using his mod powers to curry votes from regular posters. the fear of being banned got people on his side & even before he drops, there's a queue of cöcksuckers sticking their tongues out to lick his pênis tip.

all that rubbish is no more now - i have destroyed his credibility. the next time he bans posters without reason, he's getting removed as a moderator with a lengthy ban! the youth must grow. the phoenix crew must live!!!!

ckushy: your a bastard
its B-E-S-T rhyming with V-E-X me.
You doubt I'm the cross breed of shady and k.dot??

you don't even know the difference between you're & your that's all the evidence i need that you hail from a cassava background.

i dunno why you think halfwits have the rights to pen bars. if you cannot even write english correctly, what's your business here? you should be mixing cement with sand in uncompleted buildings.

ckushy: Looser/cooger = cat = pusssy

just read your siggy now - you are a cross product of eminem & k.dot? thunder fire you. you are a cross product of timaya & a female gorilla overdosed on viagra.

your written - wackness!
"don't B-E-S-T me or V-E-X me". do you fools not read your verses before pressing the submit button. why does every lunatic in edo state want to rap by force? make una take time o. there are thousands of okadas & buses waiting for drivers. don't congest the rap circuit with una acute idiocy.

Iceskidd: mumu ask around, i can make ur life miserable
who da fück can tell me coogar didn't bite dat line, it is bitten as far as he says he isn't sauron. And if he's sauron then he re-cycled it. And its all against the rules. Coogar is wack as Bleep

i was just told now you are from edo state - just like mikuz. there must be something in the water there or all the men there have toxins in their testicles that make you kids foam in the mouth like a photosensitive epileptic patient.

it's either you are mikuz's brother or his dad. fückever one you are, you are a goat! pissed on like a pregnancy test is a bite? hehehehe - mikuz, you never told me you hail from a family tree of semi-illiterates. remind me to include that in our rematch!

ckushy: And we know coogar rhymes with looser... You are an opportunist, If i recall, you battled mikuz the same night he battled sidogg or the night after! Why wont you win?? Mikuz is at fault!! You should give him a rematch! Looser!!

an MC should be able to battle 15 times in a week. i could battle all y'all tonight. what's so difficult in writing 16 bars apiece for bastärds like y'all. it's just pretty easy - ask the herbs that visit sports section.....i battle everyday. if i add the elements of rapping to my comments down there, i must have had 20,000 battles as coogar.

mikuz asked for the battle -
i wasn't going to battle him & i didn't force him to take the battle. he needed 24 hrs to write, i needed 90 mins. he started acting like a twit, wanted me to go first. sidddogg had to be used to vouch for him. i went first & mikuz died.


no excuses - i decapitated your boss.

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ckushy: Your a bloody,wicked biter!!!
You bite lines with no remorse

you must have me confused with your pathetic relatives. i write lines myself & destroy faggöt niggaz like you. this is why you have a name that rhymes with pùssy.

Iceskidd: dafuq is dis idiot coogar? Elymax ur signature reminds me of the newbie tourney qualifiers, eljosh bit that line without fear , lwkm

i am coogar - your nemesis.
all y'all stinking dïck riders. i am making sure i eliminate you plonkers from this forum. icekid, you are the first to die. i will do you so bad, you would wish you weren't even born at all.

ckushy:
Bytch! Enough of the insults, aint gat beef with you.. Yh you good, and I'm better! Things i hate 'bout you; you brag a lot, manipulate, bite lines and curse unecessarily. You a hypocrite!

bite lines from who? if i did, how did mikuz lose then? when homoeròtic bastards like yourself have nothing to say, they resort to ebonics. i don't blame you though, i blame the fact that you are an inbred twit!

kim: Retiring? From what? It must be from work and not textrap cos I can't see a battle thread where you beat anyone.

kim, it seems you are suffering from selective amnesia!

Iceskidd: And u think thats some fly shiit?/
you's as clueless as Bleep, i could make you die quick/
then cum in ur wife's mouth, cos like you she like d1cks/
oh my momma says hello, you's that scared cat that couldn't face mik.

see this baby rapper.....
you are a product of a polyandrous family that was set-up from a levirate marriage. where did you spawn from? you dunno your class-mates again? you wanna draw swords with me? how do you want your death? messy or quietly? i have been dealing with vermins like you before mikuz beat his competition to the ovary.

what position is rooney in the world? did he make the top 50?

wonlasewonimi: He uses ladies tampon.

you would know.....king of pröstitutes. how did you even survive the e-tsunami? i actually fasted & prayed your moniker never returns to this forum.

Ibime: Dis what happens when you give attention to bytch emcees. Plenty chat instead of bars. Thís is not a gossip section abeg.

fück off, you fat-fück!
when you were telling stories of how you got gangräped by malthus & mailmalc, it wasn't a gossip section then. open that fat lips of yours again & i will pee in your nostrils.....you obese mollusc!

ckushy: I'm your father

eunuchs don't sire children. you were never born with a reproductive organ. sit your arsë down before you get sliced. this is not your village meeting in ebonyi state. i am the only champ in this zone.

ckushy: Ion wanna see any rant again... If coogar aint giving a rematch, let that be. Simple as ABC.

and who are you to be telling us what you want to see? does this look like your village where you get things your way?

you don't have to post here if the vibe of the gist isn't for you. go to sexualïty section & wänk off with the lewd stories out there.

coogar is here & all the dïck-riders are being put through a roasting session.

Iceskidd: This mumu Fuckyouhard and teddybiyasi has been d1ck-riding coogar ever since day 1. SmH, coogar if u ain't gonna accept just S.t.f.u and go on with your life. After all every 1 was present when mikuz agreed that you've beaten him and that he'll call u out in an appropriate time. So?

you are a tool.....
icekid, your name should be iceprïck/you are a jobless tout, this is why you only ride dïcks/....of gutter niggaz like mik/ open that mouth of yours again & cop a tight fist/ fück outta here...tell your momma i said "hi", bïtch/

Emaprince: Ibime!!!
Mr cooger how market?.. ...niggas are argueing with you not knowing they are only puting you in your element.. ..
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i am retiring sef.....i am passing the baton to......

fuckyouhard: and mikuz was like 'i've won 50 battles but coogar can only boast of beating me'
and coogar replied 'if mikuz has won 50 battles & coogar beats mikuz in a land slide victory, what does that make coogar?'

now, takin m for mikuz and c for coogar, answer this question
if c1 = m50
then c50 = 2,500
c50 = m2500

so mathematically, mikuz has to be cloned 50 times to match coogar? lolololol. my IQ is 180 which makes mikuz's IQ to be in single digit!

twas like germany against brazil/ the harm was great and big/ kinda match that'll get neymar killed/ or get his spanish papers seized//
i knew kim was never a killer/ he tricks kids with generic fillers/ kids like krone and limerick niggers//

pity mikuz.....
i don't want to carry the fool's casket on my conscience. since he lost, he's been sick & he feels nauseous. his girlfriend dumped him on this issue, she's been all over me with an offer - to lick nipplês. she's ugly as fück, with the voice of a rapê whistle, i am leaving mikuz in your hands, i hope & pray he's safe with you.

this is the worst brazilian team in the history of football. losing 1-7 to the german side who nobody rates has to be the biggest shock in the football world.

scolari is the brazilian david moyes!
they should have been booted out at the group stage but they got helped by a dodgy referee. i hope scolari gets arrested for this show of shame!

bukatyne: You are not a Christian?
Or you cherry pick what you follow/believe?

what has christianity gotta do with logic? should any christian be having premarital sex in the first place? you mean fornication is forgiven & abortion isn't? does one sin weigh more than the other? if she aborts & asks for forgiveness, she won't be forgiven?

bukatyne - you are the type that allows atheists cast aspersions at christians. you make christians look like dummies with this type of assertion. if jesus could forgive the most prolific pröstitute that ever lived, abortion is nothing!

teddybiyasi: but the eyes witness it

he got so battered, he spent his entire salary on private detectors to snoop my lines. i have never seen anyone so pathetic all my life. mikuz couldn't fathom how it happened with his guguru & epa lame verses.

if my dog could write, it has more creativity than mikuz.

bukatyne: Imagine she aborted and lost her life/her womb. The same you will blame her

The fact that people die on Nigerian roads daily doesn't mean Nigerians will stop going out.

birthing a child is 14 times more deadly than abortion. do people not die while birthing a child? do all sorts of complications not happen while birthing a child? why are you making it sound like birthing a child is as easy as blowing a nose? go to maternity clinics & see what people go through all the time.

Where was the father? The presence of two biological parents significantly reduces the risk of abuse.

which father? the one that wanted to be a father or the one that is very likely to be in one of the correctional facilities in america serving time for drugs?

a father that never wanted to stay shouldn't be dragged into this mess. if he comes out now, he would be arrested cos her lawyers would switch the blame towards him. she had around 9 months to do something to the fetus.....she refused, let her burn in prison!

bukatyne: Trust me, it is not isolated

There are several cases of people who married poor/saw just prospects and years later they have success stories. Posters on this forum have even said theirs

The fact the woman left her baby on the train doesn't mean that birthing is still not better than aborting.

yes, i agree with you.
birthing has directly guided her footsteps into american prison. one more black child that will be raised by the system and end up in a prison to keep the vicious cycle ever revolving.

birthing is so much better!

bukatyne: @ First bolded, that is Nollywood o! even not, most Nigerian men will be impotent o!

The man later made it and sent all his kids abroad; some are even married

If he wants to wear shoes worth N500,000 today, he can.

Not everyone has the opportunity to start big in life A lot start small and climb the ladder of wealth. Even God does not despise the days of little beginnings

What I frown at is poor people having more than 1 or 2 kids

i don't believe that story one jot! even if it's true, it's an isolated case. a woman just got arrested as she deliberately left her baby in a train station. she will go to jail because she thought like you that birthing the child is better than having an abortion. she's one of millions of women who sell their babies at birth or throw them in a river.

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look at her donkey-face. she even looks like a feminist NLer that used to post on this section. i won't be surprised she's the one. big head, no brains.

kreamidiva: Try it coogar...

try what? it's a homoerötic behaviour. men should be men. shake & dance & walk away to wash & dry the hands. anything beyond that is mastürbation!

if mikuz has won 50 battles & coogar beats mikuz in a land slide victory, what does that make coogar? i am your intellectual god!!! i tore your credibility faster than a whöre tears a pack of condoms

piston & pissed on aren't perfect rhymes. piston is pronounced piss-teen, not piss-ton. you need oral english, that was why you lost massively. you think this is facebook forum where you battle shoemakers & mechanics like ruggedman?

haha - this defeat must have shamed your entire village. how did it happen? i didn't even beg for the battle, you did. i thought you had something solid to offer until you got bodybagged by lord coogar.

i have been on this forum for 3 years, read all the battle verses dating back to 2007 & i have never seen a battle where a textcee copped zero vote from more than 35 posters. you are a shame to the people of edo state & the local government you represent.

you will forever be beneath me in this pen game. you got euthanised. all the respect you have used your hard-earned sweat to build for 10 years got pissed on by coogar within 90 minutes. mikuz, what's the way forward?

the newbs don't respect you anymore - you crashed massively like the malaysian airline. you need 9ice to rebuild your street credibility. your own don finish today, the system is down at work - that means i get to spend the next 5 hours to give you torturous ribbing!

the scrolls that killed mikuz

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ckushy: You manipulate and brag a lot

that's why it's battle rap - bragging is the name of the game. if you can't brag, you won't win.

as for manipulation, my lines may look complex but it's easy to decipher. they carry illness & substance.

i got a PM last night - someone wanted me to explain "piggy-backed by richy" line i used against the gay king(obese ibime)

the simple explanation is another name for richard is dïck. if richard piggybacks you, you are riding a dïck = dïck-rider!

i am the zeus of this battle rap shït!

G3n3sis: we do this for the right reasons/ it's so natural like breathing/
and fuckyouhard I'm not Krone. . .don't make me hit your door post...lest your history might be hidden!

you could have worded this properly to radiate more illness.

don't make me hit your door frame...lest your post might be hidden.

ckushy: you know something 'bout prominent sounds?

only when the overall verse carries a meaningful substance, then one can overlook the fact that the syllables don't have 100% perfect rhymes.

with mikuz, there's no single substance in his verses. they are as plain as fück. read it yourself and pick out one ingenuity in his lyricism.

it's an insult that mikuz & i are even on the same forum. his IQ is in single digit, with his guguru & epa verbiage. y'all should contribute funds to get him adult classes.

ckushy: whats wrong with the rhymes??

How does cutting the mustard rhyme with ravish the bastard??

the mustard = the bastard
well in his yard is not eden hazard unless you are a mouth-foaming simpleton. it's too forced to align no matter how you slant it

fuckyouhard: i can never rhyme like this. and this is who the foolish krone was callin a multie king
in fact i c/o both of u. forkers!

mikuz is a baboon!

how does well in his yard rhyme with eden hazard? his hazard pronounced hizard?? i don't blame mikuz though, he's rêtarded.

"if this nigga is seen where dopeheads are seated, we'll tell him to stand"

and this is a punchline?

if i analyse all mikuz's battle verses, he has never won a battle here. all his wins were votes from dïck-riders. he has never punched hard in his battles. he just talks bullshyte!

fuckyouhard: mikuz diggin out old news from the hole. i wonder how many sleepless nights he's had since his hymen got broken losers always cry

his parents had to collect the rope from him when he got destroyed. mikuz was looking for the easiest way out of life by tying the rope to a strong beam & doing the obvious.

suicide on top coogar's bars.

now see his hypocrisy.......

mikuz: You see your life? So you were planning to beat Ibime - "The Waridabo of Nairaland" with this kindergarten wordplay?

and in january, he wrote this to ibime in their retirement battle. how can mikuz say i murked ibime in january only to turn around & say i used kindergarten wordplay?

[quote author=mikuz dissing obese ibime]Cooger defaced you with banter/ . . left you crippled with disses/ so you ducked, lying that he pilfered his lyrics/
But you can never deceive us . . Cos its a fact he murked you . . So go to hell with your flimsy excuses!!/[/quote]

mikuz: lololololololol

WTF . . You call your self a vet and yet you are doing here/heir wordplay in 2014. Cooger your girlfriend Teddybiyasi wouldn't do a pun as basic, forced and wack as this. She should slap you for this eggregious display of egnominious penmanship.
Now grab you pen and notebook let the Achebe of rap school you a little.
Here and Heir do not have the same pronunciation. The H is silent when you pronounce Heir. Gettit?
You see your life? So you were planning to beat Ibime - "The Waridabo of Nairaland" with this kindergarten wordplay?

you are a fool of epic proportions. "the coog is here(heir)...shake the hand of your replacement". any reader that went to a private nursery school would get that pun because of the line that followed. the h-factor don't matter because here = 'ere.

top-tier rappers amassing $40,000 per battle pun words like piston/pissed-on and you are here dragging your school certificate in the mud. you are a disgrace to the village that sponsored your certificate.

vers state bïtch - are basic - ya replacement.

excellent polysyllabic scheme. compare to damage, average & garbage that you dropped like a child that used slate & chalk all his life. mikuz, if battle rap is becoming a challenge, go and buy a bicycle & start tapping wine.

lolololololol . . .

See your pathetic life? Where is the sting here? You call this a punch? At this point, I'd be right to say that you were more confused than GEJ - cos you were dissing ND Militants instead of Ibime! Wetin come concern Us with Taliban? In ya next battle i.e if you are good enough to manage to write another battle verse! You'd tell the history of Boko Haram, cos it seems you can't write a verse without Boko Haram in it. Creative nigga, Mr "One hit wonder"!

the sting is always the punchline. ibime had used MEND lines in the past to feel pompous. he lied to us he's a rap terrorist. "an ajepaki(ask a lagos boy to tell you the meaning) obsessed with eminem is not from pakistan." eminem's fans are called stans. ibime is a paki(poverty-stricken)boy.

paki + stan = pakistan. pakistan is a breeding ground of terrorists!

that bar alone gave me 15 followers when i destroyed your gay king. mikuz, you just don't force to become a netcee. it's an innate ability. the amount of money my parents spent to give me this vast display of excellent verbiage cannot be achieved overnight. you will never ever be on my level.

naijababe: eat your shorts coogar! I am still pipping the dutch

calm down, fellas!
the fear of messi is the beginning of wisdom. there's still one more south american country standing in the way.

Dadehmola: Brazil, France and England- which team wack pass?

england is the worst....
followed by brazil & then france.

carefreewannabe: Carefree - Coogar

7 - 1

Germany - Brazil

What a wonderful evening. I will sleep very peacefully tonight.

what a boring uninteresting life you must have. sleep peacefully after putting you in a bodybag? pele - lemme call the paramedics for you.

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