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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:50am On Jul 13, 2014
mikuz: This freak is arid/ his scripts are flaccid/ these lines ll leave him weak and blasted/
Cos Ill dispatch him with shots and have 'C ate' . . like 'caboxylic acid'!/

Ok . .

Cooger's a hypocrite who keeps deceiving wacks thats hes ddope/
. . Cos he claimed I lacked heavy jabs and breathtaking punches when he placed my stanzas in quote/
But I just read through and couldn't even find one in that trash that he wrote!/
That verse made me chuckle and laugh/. . he aint got the syllables that can make the audience to clap/
Rhyming "sucking it" with "currency" . . tells me that his useless multies are wack!/
Ya punches are bland . . you'll get floored with this/
. . terrible polysyllabic skill . . he even did "urgently" with "muppet is"!/
Cooger is a freestyle flop . . no sane gent ll rate him the best in the scene/
Cos when it comes to dropping bars on here . . I even rate Icekidd better than him/
I spit priceless . . my rhymes worth more than a grammy . ./
. . Coog's lack the bite . . his rhymes are toothless, just like his granny . ./
Ima hurt him so bad . . till his walking with clutches/
In that verse of yours . . where are the "hay makers" and the "wall breaking punches"?/
He aint got the skills to beat Mik in the mic/
Now watch the pitiful dyke/
. . give a sstupid excuse . . that the verse wasn't ddope cos he went simple and light!/
mikuz - the difference between my written & yours is that my bars are too advanced for an edo illiterate like you. oshiomole's free education scheme failed to open your eyes on how to see well-hidden punches in verses.

"if your life is a stake(steak), you would choose death & eat it urgently"

that punchline alone is why i am above your level & gimme battle wins effortlessly. see, i am way beyond leaving obvious punches these days. wear your thinking cap before you read my verses otherwise it will be ordinary to you.

anyways, upon all your heavenly verses....we had a battle, 40 people voted & all of them thought i won. what happened to your heavenly bars? why did you die like a fowl suffering coccidiosis? hahahaha - someone made a top 5 list & you failed to make it.

mikuz, we should do a movie "the fall & fall of the achebe of rap" grin cheesy

"i could turn this into a divorce court & get money from this ring forcefully"

divorce court = get money from a ring. wedding ring, battle ring. double entrede ish worded perfectly to keep fools like mikuz bedazzled. grin
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 11:45pm On Jul 12, 2014
EnlightenedSoul: You still fail to understand the point.
there's no point!

Fail again. What's "2million" prisoners with a grand population of 316 million? The fact is, Americans are locked up for crimes — from writing bad checks to using drugs — that would rarely produce prison sentences in other countries! And they particular they are kept incarcerated far longer than prisoners in other nations.
US - 2/316 = 1:158
UK - 0.1/66 = 1: 660

if you are not scared 1 out of 158 people in america is in prison then i have overestimated your intelligence.

But that's beside, I pointed the UK out because it's relevant to you, but the factual research studies across numerous countries attest to the same. It all supports that GUN BANS are counterproductive!
stop arguing against logic
gun bans aren't counterproductive - use UK as a case study. no one carries guns here not even the regular cops. it keeps everyone safe. the rate of gun violence is nonexistent. criminals aren't desperate cos there's no capital punishment.

in your neck of the woods, it's a do or die affair. the mobster knows before leaving his home that he would get killed if caught - his mentality is set to kill as many as he can before he gets killed & what you get is a complete cycle of gun violence.

We were talking about the acceptance of homosexuality in society, for which I provided figures, and not about gay marriage which is another chapter all it's own. It was always a societal topic of debate - hence the polls dating as earlier than the '70's.
were gay people marrying in the 70s? whatever they did in those days was behind closed doors. they were on the downlow. no one cared. the situation is quite different now, its now in your face.

I'm not playing the victim card wink I simply made an observation, you tend to rant and attack my intelligence. It is what it is.
i give back what i get. you cannot tell me i foam in the mouth & let you get away with it. you cannot throw insults & say i am using ad hominem attacks against you. logical minds would call you a hypocrite for even bringing it up.

No way! Even the reality shows that are out about "sister wives" have only one of the "spouses" legally married to the man. They've been facing lawsuits regardless. It's illegal! There's no way to gain proper stats for something like this seeing those engaging in religious polygamy marriages despite the law do so in hiding.
but the estimate says 100,000. if you have any research study that says otherwise, kindly present it.

Victims lol. Go ahead, tell me. This should be good. Present facts please.
present facts that children raised without their fathers are likelier to end up committing crimes? likelier to commit suicide, likelier to use drugs, etc?

are you a philistine?


Pure comedy. No worries, you're circling again anyway. Like I said, since you're full of clues, tell me how! And what is your standing remedy?
remedy to your cluelessness?
the truth is - you are past your formative years and thus you are no longer trainable. there's no remedy to your myopia - just find a smart man to marry & pray fervently your genes are recessive so your offspring can be saved.
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 11:27pm On Jul 12, 2014
carefreewannabe: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
Please, go back to school.
nah, i don't need more education than i already have. sharp minds don't spend their entire adulthood in school. your lack of cognitive reasoning is the reason you are still in school.

the same fool that criticised a chart that says america's got the highest teenage pregnancy is now shifting ground that she never said so.
some mothers do have them.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 11:21pm On Jul 12, 2014
fuckyouhard: i don't knw, maybe too much of poosies i ve forked. I have this special ability to sniff them out, even on the internet lipsrsealed
you did well, bro
keep sniffing the fakers out. when people lack bars, they resort to various schemes to stay relevant. yeyenatu is a leper - about 400 years ago, people like her are led to the borders of the village and banished forever. thanks to civilisation!

Tiyazman: Mizz, you are trying these days, you just gotta work on your diction, structure, lyrical build up, wordplays/puns, metaphor, hyperboles, multis and then your PUNCHLINE!!!
Without a punchline, you said nothing. Work on your punchlines.
if the written lacks punchline, then it has mikuz's DNA on it. is there a possibility mikuz is masking as a female to get back at his killer? cheesy grin

christ, i am a genius!
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 11:18pm On Jul 12, 2014
carefreewannabe: You asking whose basic rules these are is the peak of ignorance. You are clearly a product of a failed education system and I know that I am not the first who noticed it but I sincerly feel sorry for you.
says the social reprobate that insinuated female presidency equates matriarchy. you epitomise sterling miseducation. you want to be spoonfed in the 21st century? how does it make you feel that your thalamus & cerebellum have swapped places?

Is it how you quote people? Is it what you learned at school?
in school, i learnt that people like you received 80% of their formal education under a mango tree. you have absolutely nothing to add to any discussion but smileys. i have never seen you argue intelligently - all you crave about is smileys. just don't marry a fool like yourself.....spare the rest of us cos at this rate, you will produce idïots!


I would not talk with you offline, I carefully choose the people I surround myself with. The reason why I talk with you online is that I am on the mission to stop people like you spreading lies and deceiving others who did not have the privilege of a good education either.
who wants to talk to a brain-dead maggot like you? intelligence is the first criteria i look for when socialising. your female body parts mean squat to me. if you are not intelligent, you are the same as a nanny goat in labour as far as i am concerned.


Did I say the USA did not have the highest rates? Is it how you quote people again?
so if you actually believe USA have the highest teenage pregnancy rate, why then were you screaming like a rhesus monkey when i produced my chart? see how this mgbeke villager is trying to shift her position......

bloody hell, i have seen more intelligent silverbacks at chester zoo.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 11:07pm On Jul 12, 2014
yeyenatu: Hating and hating and more hating!!

*yawns*

This leprosy sufferer is off to bed. Y'all can play with each other's balls while I'm gone. I still have a few more 'good girl' days to go.

Play nice and lick each other good. No biting tho, that's for bit5hes!! Unless d cat amongst you sha, the kitty likes it when you play with her whiskers. grin try not to pull any, she is a feisty one.

PS: Giiyaz called me to Kr0ne's attention way back when. Y'all can put a sock in it... don't mess up d space.

Peace y'all!!
YeaYeaNot
just do as you are told - get some toiletries & fix your body odour. while you are off to bed, i would dash across the street to buy you some artificial intelligence. the one bestowed on you by your creator has failed you.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:54pm On Jul 12, 2014
fuckyouhard: u should v asked me why laguna showed up to defend yeyenatu all of a sudden
they are all bästards ibime sired in his sojourn to nigeria many years ago. they are all on his payroll. grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:39pm On Jul 12, 2014
fuckyouhard: I can live with deaf n dumb but not stupid n blind people. u get fooled by appearance, not facts. yeyenatu is the same guy who was trollin coogar after his battle with mikuz. he's usin krone as cover up cos he knows krone is gullible. he has so many accounts n is manipulative. yeynatu my long dick! how come he's havin too much likes for a verse that hardly rhymed, while elymaxima has lesserhuh and when limeprick commended her he got 3 likeshuh i was the first to discover the manhood in vickybash while all y'all were goin hard for him. another fake is zlukk, either she's fake or she has a ghostwriter. against loonat11k she did 4 or more syllables but she locked horns with vicky s/he was doin two, even rap maestro mentioned it. the only female with poosie here is miyaki. am prolly the wisest man on here. y'all stop droolin n goin hard for a fellow nigga. fork y'all
whether yeyenatu is a boy or a girl, na food for a predator like me. why do you care so much about polymonikers? it's not like yeyenatu is desirable or anything. she suffers from leprosy according to mikuz!
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 10:35pm On Jul 12, 2014
EnlightenedSoul: The higher percentages are understandable considering population size. Your argument was based on it being uncontainable. Well, it IS contained, and has in fact been on the DECLINE in both the cases of drug abuse and TP. Fact.
population size? why are china & india not high on the charts if it's about population size? do you people even read at all? the stat is pro-rata. it's per 1,000 teenage girls, nothing to do with population size. how would the comparison be fair if the statistics counted only sheer numbers?

christ!!!
Has the gun ban in the UK stopped murders? Do you that since the gun ban post the Ryan shooting in '87 and several other incidents, gun crimes have DOUBLED in the UK! I don't think, no I KNOW, that an outright ban wouldn't solve anything. Your IQ must be a triple digit in the negative integer for thinking so.
you want to compare UK to the US in terms of violent crimes? the UK is 66 million population, they don't even have up to 100,000 prisoners and that includes scotland, wales & northern ireland. you want to compare that to your close to 2 million prisoners? grin
You said homosexuals were never accepted and then shot yourself in the foot by claiming that gay bars were around for eons. I merely pointed out your falsity. Own up!
stereotypical homösexual relationships behind closed doors have always existed but they remained in the closets. it became an issue when it's now legally permissible for 2 faggöts to go to church & marry. gay bars have always been around.....no one cared what they did in there, it's behind closed doors.

Get real, no one's forcing anything on you. Your arguments are weak. You're increasingly depending on rants and ad hominem. Pray, what does your animal abuse fantasy have to do with when homosexuality was "accepted"? Clearly someone's mind is in the gutter.
don't complain when you can't take it - you started the ad hominem attacks. remember "foaming in the mouth"? i am peeved when fools throw the first shots and then play the victim card. stop moaning - keep your eyes on the ball.

LMAO present facts please. Where are these many Christian Americans with many wives in their homes? Where are they hiding?? Pure comedy!

Is it those darn Mormons? 'Cuz I[i]live[/i] in the Mormon state. .
i don't care where you live.....an estimated 100,000 heads are practising polygamy in america. if 100,000 isn't many then i dunno what is.

Wowzers. Divorce is causing people to commit crime, and die premature deaths? That's some dark comedy! Who said anyone forced them? That they were not forced into a union means they cannot exit if all else fails? By all means, do so.
and what happens to the primary victims(children) of divorce? are you kidding me? what's the long term consequences of children of divorce? come on - tell us what becomes of them in the long run with absent dads? you are so clueless!

i can't be bothered to address the other issues you typed as you have not advanced your points by a single jot. you are clueless, myopic, with no gift of foresight. divorce is singlehandedly responsible for the premature death of men, women & children.
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 10:17pm On Jul 12, 2014
carefreewannabe: Anyone who is well educated knows that he has to provide the source of the contents he or she is quoting.

It is one of the very BASIC rules, which you DO NOT know, which is a clear sign of a lack of education.
basic rules written by who? this isn't facebook or myspace where halfwits of your ilk are roaming freely. why are you even interested in a discourse between me & someone else? what's your stake in it? was i talking to you? your crap quality education never edified you never to put your snout until you are spoken to?

Can you now see how I know that someone is NOT well educated?
go and sit down.
angela merkel = matriarchy!
america = matriarchy!

you are such a dullard - internet is about the only place you and i can exchange words. you would be too poor in spirit to cope in the real world.

It is simple, he knows NOTHING about propaedeutics.
go & do your own research about teenage pregnancy. if you know any country worse than the US, kindly come & prove my chart wrong. don't distract me with your ebonics & if this discourse is too nerdy for you, kindly fück off.........nicely!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:10pm On Jul 12, 2014
yeyenatu: I decapitate with no apology or Confusion/i slice and dice like a samurai with Distinction/ when I slay even my tit5 get excited with an Erek.tion/ and the one in tutu can take a long dive in a Deep-ocean/
#lightbars.....

shut the fück up & stop stalking me/you ain't on my level, you could never walk with me/your written above lacks technique...it's wack quality/you should do the needful & send all netcees a private apology/

this bïtch wants to be me....she sees herself as a progidy/she dreams about my cöck all night she's obsessed with sucking it/step into me zone & learn torture is my currency/

if your life is at stake, you would choose death & eat it urgently/yeyenatu is the epitome of what a muppet is/i could turn this into a divorce court & get money from this ring forcefully/.

fück the courtesy.....you're a dumb MC/yeyenatu is such a twit she got jailed for perjury/she lost her virginty purposely/...and took an oath in court it was a mere grand lacerny/take some change....go fix your body odour with toiletries/
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 9:47pm On Jul 12, 2014
carefreewannabe: @bold

Evidence.

I only say Oman. grin


I have never seen anyone on NL who is so proud of showing that he did not enjoy a good education.
Your education was so bad that you do not even see how foolish your comments are. I read them and feel shame on your behalf.

I don't say it to insult you, I say it to open your eyes. The way you are trying to prove your points here is fallacious. Learn to use statistics APPROPRIATELY.
your life would be so much better if you had just 1% of the education i got. this is why my toe-nails pack more intelligence than your entire being & it's so easy for me to see your acute stüpidity in 3D.

you are so miseducated, your memory is in black & white. statistics? i have been using statistics to destroy semi-illiterates like yourself long before your midwife pinched your bum to make sure you weren't a stillborn.

only a complete plonker like yourself with crap education would dispute the high teenage pregnancy rate of western countries in comparison to the middle east or south east asia.
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 9:34pm On Jul 12, 2014
carefreewannabe: ^^ In Sagamite's words: You are a product of a failed education system. This is not an insult, this is a FACT.


1. What does the first graphic show? It says "Rate per 1000 women in population aged 15-19". Rate of WHAT?

Is it how you learned to quote in school? Or didn't they teach you such things?

2. Where is the source the graphic is taken from?

You didn't learn that you have to provide the source when you use statistics, quotes etc? shocked shocked shocked

And you will say the rate is so high because children have freedom? grin grin grin grin Why is Germany then not at the top of the graphic? grin

3. Does your second graphic show any development over time or a status quo at a certain point in time? Let me answer for you, it does NOT show any development over a period of time and therefore is not qualified to refute your opponent's aargument who talked about DEVELOPMENT.

4. Where is the source again? You did NOT only learn that you have to provide the source, you also did NOT learn that there are trustworthy and untrustworthy sources.

Any well educated person knows such things so stop making a fool of yourself.
•you are a fool of epic proportions!
why do i need to spoonfeed you & your ilk with cobweb for brains. i was talking about teenage pregnancy & the chart clearly said age 15-19 per 1000 women. even the dullest human being in the world would have added 2 and 2 together to see it's a chart on teenage pregnancy. if you need a temp to scoop quotes for you, why not hire a dog?

•then you descended into your pits of stupidity yet again to bring germany into the matter. why not compare germany to korea then? the same korea the western media continue to pillory for operating an oppressive society: where korean citizens have no rights whatsoever, guess what? their kids aren't as promiscuous as your ilk - populating the planet with bastärds they cannot take care of!

• what has development over time gotta do with a statistical chart? whatever criteria used for the US was also used for the rest of the countries on the chart. the graph clearly showed americans use drugs more than nigeria & even china(almost 2 billion population) - why is this so? i am sure the deduction is a mammoth task for you. the kwashiorkor you suffered as a child denied your brain cells the necessary protein needed to develop you mentally!


• you are the last human being that should be talking about quality education or intelligence here. you clearly asserted female presidency equates matriarchy. why then should we take you serious? in the punditry of hard currency, your IQ at it's best will have less value than iraqi dinar. get out of here & go and sort your miseducation.
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 8:54pm On Jul 12, 2014
EnlightenedSoul: Rant!
You keep foaming at the mouth about (1) teen pregnancies, (2) drug abuse, and now (3) gun control. Let's address the stats.

1. TP: In 1991, the U.S. teen birth rate was 61.8 births for every 1,000 adolescent females, compared with 26.6 births for every 1,000 adolescent females in 2013. The teen birth rate has declined continuously over the past 20 years. Between 1990 and 2010 (the most recent year for which data are available), the teen pregnancy rate declined by 51 percent—from 116.9 to 57.4 pregnancies per 1,000 teen girls. Furthermore, these stats actually include legal adults. Most adolescents who give birth are 18 or older; in 2012, 72 percent of all teen births occurred to 18- to 19-year-olds. Thirdly, the influx of recent Hispanic immigrants is partially responsible for our numbers. Hispanic adolescent females ages 15-19 have the highest TP birth rate in the US.

Summary: On the Decline by 51%, stats include legal adults (18/19 year olds), recent immigrant element.
to say you are daft would be an insult to all the patients of trisomy-13. why use a gazillion words when about 2 sentences would suffice. the reduction or increment in continental US doesn't mean shyte - a true assessment would be to compare america with other countries of the world and america fares very badly. when you give kids so much freedom, they abuse it.

[img]http://teenpregnancy101.files./2010/07/chart.jpg[/img]

(2) Drug Abuse: An estimated 12.8 million Americans, about 6 percent of the household population aged twelve and older, use illegal drugs on a current basis (within the past thirty days). This number of "past-month" drug users has declined by almost 50 percent from the 1979 high of twenty-five million -- a decrease that represents an extraordinary change in behavior. Despite the dramatic drop, more than a third of all Americans twelve and older have tried an illicit drug. Ninety percent of those who have used illegal drugs used marijuana or hashish. Approximately a third used cocaine or took a prescription type drug for nonmedical reasons. About a fifth used LSD. Fortunately, nearly sixty million Americans who used illicit drugs during youth, as adults reject these substances.

Summary: On the decline by 50%, and overwhelmingly deals with weed!
yet another daft assessment - that drug usage in america is reducing or increasing says nothing in the grand scheme of things. what's to say the usage isn't decreasing globally. why not compare the US with other countries as far as drug usage goes?

https://brandonblattner.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/drugchartjpeg.jpg

(3) Guns: A huge discussion all it's own. I'm pro-guns btw.
i am not surprised you are pro-gun! anyone bereft of intelligence would be pro-gun. what has that right changed in the US? murder rate hasn't decreased, capital punishment has not deterred murder/homicide and yet you are pro-gun? your IQ must be in a single digit!

You contradict yourself with the bolded.
how so?

Anyway, The change toward acceptance of homosexuality began in the late 1980s after years of remaining relatively constant. In 1973, 70 percent of people felt same-sex relations are “always wrong,” and in 1987, 75 percent held that view. By 2000, however, that number dropped to 54 percent and by 2010 was down
rubbish - stop quoting google and pretending to be smart. no one gives two hoots about when & how hömosexual relationships started. giving them the rights to join together in matrimony is the issue at hand! you could develop a relationship with your puppy & fellatë on it, that's your business - but don't force such repulsive romance on the rest of the populace because you suddenly have rights to do so.

That's just one sect of Christianity, and not much to go on when the rest of the Christians, and the general population has always hailed monogamy in marriage.
the bottom line is whether it's practised in america or not. who cares if it's one sect of buddhism?

Besides that, that practice was discontinued in the Mormon Church in 1890 - over 120r years ago. Polygamy was prevalent @ 10-20% among the Mormon elite (financially able). Anyone belonging to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints today who practices polygamy is excommunicated.
hogwash!
polygamy is still practised in many parts of america today. it wasn't discontinued or whatever you came up with on google. many christians in america still have more than one wife in their homes.

It is taboo! As a driver, you're obligated to make sure you're not endangering the lives of pedestrians and fellow motorists by driving drunk! Where is your sense of self discipline? It's your responsibility: your obligation. Your duty! Period!
and i am saying people still drink & drive and it's a matter of who got caught. many responsible people have been caught drinking & driving. majority of them have a clean record too.

Whether you're the head an organization or a high school dropout, you're not responsible if you drink and drive. How is this even a point of argument? angry angry
define responsibility?
who am i arguing with for feck's sake? how much is too much? you can drink & drive and not even fail the test. the key is not having too much to drink when you drive, it's not that people don't drive at all even when they have had so little to drink.

Rant again!
Beastiality: Uhh No!
Divorce: 50/50, more ppl are opting out of failed and irreconcilable marriages. Bad thing?
Etcetera...see above.
and what's the consequence of the 50/50 divorce rate? how many kids in america today are growing up with their 2 biological parents? what becomes of those kids with no father figure? no wonder your prisons are filled to the brim with criminals. divorce is responsible for the premature death of men, women & children. shame on you for using a stüpid excuse that people are opting out of irreconcilable marriages. who forced them into marriage in the first place?

Homosexuals are everywhere, however it is you may feel about them.
maybe in your household, definitely not where i am at.

Is that from the same Bible that oh-so-innocently informs us of how Lot, the PROPHET of the Sodom/Gomorrah population, was repeatedly lured into drunken sex with 2 of his daughters in unions that produced 2 grandsons. Pray was this before or after Sodom & Gomorrah were annihilated for sodomy?
that was before christ came into the world. there were no christians before christ. what else do you have to say?


Since you insist on pursuing this, here are some of my points.

1. Incèst is a particular attraction to a family member, while homosexuality is an orientation. Denying the unhealthy attraction to particular family members is justifiable because of the billions of other options out there. Denying a homosexual (who cannot feel contently in love with the opposite sex) their orientation is cruel because it denies them not only of a particular interest, but their entire life of love.

2. Genetic problems caused by incèst, not evident in homosexuality. Also incèst may not necessarily involve two consensual adults like homosexuality -there's a statistically high prevalence of abuse with incèst.

3. If people are not convinced by the first argument, a.k.a saying incestual reproduction can be avoided through protection - Incèst disrupts relationships between child and sibling, or child and parent, while homosexuality involves two distinct individuals.
your propensity to stretch the borders of daftness is peerless. your point initially was hinged on privacy, harmlessness & the fact that there was no victim.

by the same token, incëst is a private matter, it's harmless & there's no victim or culprit. so argue from that POV instead of flip-flopping like a fish that jumped outta water onto a dry surface.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar:
yeyenatu: *yawns*
Man if u were any more of a dick, gay guys would b sucking on ur forehead.

I like ur approach, Steve, now let's c ur departure. Mind the door.....not!!!!
YeaYeaNot
nah, you are a cretinous vermin!
we don't need any of your type here. you're bïtch-made. you are so much of a slüt, if you run away from home you would come back pregnant.

how did you even navigate your useless self to this place? don't you have your pubic hair to smoke to while away the time? how many gallons of ibime's semën do you guzzle on a day? you are so much on hiš cock, you jump on it like a trampoline.

now fück outta here before i turn your road to success to your path of destruction. i have zero tolerance for attention seeking goblins like yourself. scram outta here and don't let the door hit you on the vagïna.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 7:13pm On Jul 12, 2014
yeyenatu: *sings*
"Rolling on the river.
I never lost one minute of sleep"
........
The proud Mary keep on burning."
Rolling on the river!!!"

**yawns**

Eh!!!! Cool gal? Did my sack of sh$t land on your pompom? grin or your tutu? grin

YeaYeaNot
the shyte you wrote backfired. it's the worst verse i have read here this year. you need to improve your pen game. this isn't your village meeting cypher stuff where semi-illiterates rock the mic. this is FFR, bïtch......anything you say can & will be used to destroy you like mikuz's credibility.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 6:52pm On Jul 12, 2014
Tiyazman: Modify that gif and stop fooling around! Gosh! Why are you so st.upid and immature! Some times I find it hard to believe you're married! TF? You act
like an Agbaya!!!
oloshious fellow - whoever told you i am married? were you born feet first? if your phone cannot cope with FFR, then you probably shouldn't be here at all. go to sexüality section where idiòts like you are needed. the next time you spew shyte, i would piss in your face.

may amadioha impregnate you with 3 albino midgets.


yeyenatu: You prance around on your horse all high/and it's not weed cos it's to hide the drool from your thigh/now dah it's out, Eve, how about u come 2 d down side/and give your respect...you may be all cool but Ibime is the sire/
All d bullshit aside/I bet d last tym someone other dan u actually touched ur nuts/Jesus Christ was still breast feeding and Paul has turned to dust/and me ignoring it when you spew ur pukey verbs, is not just/ i'd love to do d rites at ur dust-to-dust/
Nigga, If it weren't for nasty pick pockets/ u know u'd have no sex life...it'll b u straffing dirty lil puppets/you mad? Well put your kitchen knives in wall sockets/no one will miss u cos ur life hia ain't worth much to be honest/
Yea, I said it, ur Steve is really Eve...who likes thong song/baby, I know u have it, son, show me that thong/don't pretend you have the bong/come on dude kisser, let it out with a loud gong/
I'm getting a hot sushi /put sum'in sexxxual in my pun/ turn dis space into a homemade porn/ might make u blow my dog, cos u ur dad's son/ he's the nigger in leash when d director says 'action'/
Don't b stingy/we know ur ma wasn't wen she kinky/ even tho she has a puss dahs stinky/so come on, let stick my toe in ur twinky/im sure your shithole is yearning for my pinky/
Too bad ur dicck isn't as big as ur ego else it wud b ur cane/u so full of sh$t, it's pouring out of your brain/everyone sees a grown a.ss whiner,and u fink its good dah u insane/well, I'm here now, and when I'm done u'd be wishing ur ma flushed u down the drain/
Hell, fukker/ even my middle finger get a boner when fink of u/and go figure, for everyone else, thats true/ even your other personality in d cage knows it too/
Hehehehe, It's YeaYeaNot, y'all/i may be a learner buh I keep my eye on d ball/i choose my words right so u can't catch a drawl/when I was using words to get things done, u still learning to crawl/
They say coogar got potentials, but like David Moyes, he is never gonna make it in Manchester/
#YeaYeaNot#
when you learn how to rhyme more than 2 syllables, come back & take more pokeshots at coogar. you lack the lyrical wits to even deserve a reply for this giant sack of shytë you wrote up there.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 6:29pm On Jul 12, 2014
Iceskidd: what? I cannot agree to dat. man. I ain't braging but i had the best verse today.
repost your verse, let's compare with teddy's. we will compare polysyllabic rhymes, metaphors, punchlines, flow & personals.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:21pm On Jul 12, 2014
van gaal should just get hummels & khedira in that german team.

there's no point wasting money on di maria. he cannot improve what we already have. only james rodriguez or perhaps robben is significantly better than our pair of wingers. anyone else is just a waste of money.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 6:15pm On Jul 12, 2014
Tiyazman: Hey Mr. Coogar! Modify that gif, it's carrying alotta data weight and kinda weighing this page down! Modify it!!
go & change your tecno phone into something more classy. data weight my foot!

on another note, i think we should start voting the verse of the day on FFR. loads of cats dropped lyrical bombs today......but i think teddy's verse was the best.

who agrees?
Rap Battles › Re: Top 5 Lyricists Of Nairaland. by coogar: 5:23pm On Jul 12, 2014
kcool2: dude,look.........i aint saying you arent good nd shii but metaphors drive me insane nd ibeme is 'metamorphorically grounded' lol nd kind of easier to read lol(disclaimer:at no point did i claim to be a raphead i just love hiphop dazall).........ps:im not a rivers boy nd u spit good too
your preference is actually not my concern. however, accusing me recklessly that i am the OP is a false allegation. you could have made your comment without being a false witness. the OP isn't official, he named his top 5 in his own opinion.
Rap Battles › Re: Top 5 Lyricists Of Nairaland. by coogar: 4:22pm On Jul 12, 2014
LooNat11kk: Lmao this coogar just cant stop blowing his own horn, common we all know the person who created that list is ur ghost account, for ur info siddog and you shouldnt be on that list, where is streetwise? H.j? Sauron? Mailmac? Smfh -_-
when prïcks don't have things to say, they resort to reckless allegations. i'd rather use my spare time to pen bars that will destroy your ilk than create threads. i know you are salty because the OP didn't consider you good enough!

#saltyniggaz
Rap Battles › Re: Top 5 Lyricists Of Nairaland. by coogar: 4:16pm On Jul 12, 2014
kcool2: ...I dont rap,i no go lie but one thing i do know is,ibeme is better than cougar..............and i also think rapdevil is coogar lol......saucer isnt coogar though;at least i think he isnt.............LONG LIVE HIPHOP,LONG LIVE THE KCOOL2 DYNASTY.....ps:thunder fire future for calling his rnb hiphop....GODBLESS
reckless accusation!
kcool2 - a rivers state boy that also thinks another rivers state boy is the best. what a coincidence! naija people, politics & tribalism must enter everything they do.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar:
kenwood002: Abeg make me too drop my own grin grin
Na try i dey try o...

I show up to ya house with my shooter, front door, turn the lock, gun to his head while i give him introduction
Gun to his head while i give him introduction.
Sit ur áss down, watch me feck ur wife for reproduction
Your bítch be screaming yeeepa cos of deep penetration

Take y'all in my car to the grave side like it's abduction
Put bullets in ur heads and throw ur flipping carcass in a shitty hole, that's total destruction
This nigga is a fraud.
I'ma get legal on him and sue him after i arez (arrest) him
Sue n arez, this nigga is a biter, he is feisty Suarez.
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Crime › Re: Felix Okafor, Jailed 263 Years In The US For Drugs by coogar: 2:35pm On Jul 12, 2014
shymexx: The prison system in America is worth $3.8 billion. Check this link out: http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/02/private-prison-racket-103893.html#.U8EsjrFo3og It's more or less a cash-cow, with billions to be made off the backs of people caught up in the system.

It's funny that the American dream is about chasing The Benjamins. and the bigger your stack, the closer you're to the American dream. Cash rules everything. And the government created a system whereby they flood the country with narcotics, made it a lucrative enterprise - and on the flip-side created cash-making cages for the same people they use in selling these narcotics to innocent people(who just want to get high, and be sober about the stress of this world). Cray! Also, once you check the American drug laws, you'll actually feel sorry for those caught in that system.

Also, the craziest thing in the all drug madness is that: only the government wins since it makes money from both the supply and the prison system. Drug dealers and users are the biggest losers. Most dealers always end up either getting high on their own supply, dead, or in prison. And users are just eternally messed up. It's a crazy cycle.

He should've gone for a plea bargain, and begged them to allow him snitch(I don't condone snitching lool) on as many people as possible, since narcotics distribution isn't just a one-man thing - it always involves a lot of people. From the connect, to the middle guy, to all kinds of folks. And since he sells firearms, he would definitely have ears on the street, about some unsolved crimes. Crime underworld madness. Or just appeal it, and beg NGOs, especially the black ones for help.

Anyway, that's why Netherlands will always be the coolest country on the planet to me, since everything is legal. You can go to the red light district in Amsterdam, and smoke yourself to stupor, without anyone harassing you. grin
all the developed countries would soon adopt the dutch method. drugs should be legalised. let it be sold openly over the counter by registered stores and the average drug dealer would soon be made redundant.

the quality sold on the street has been mixed with all sorts of impurities to increase the quantity. so customers are paying a lot for crap quality. the government can cash in & price drug dealers out of the black market. that's the only viable solution.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 2:01pm On Jul 12, 2014
Iceskidd: and u're supposed to be d0pe?/
you's only sayin this, cos u's exposed to my scope/
but lemme get things straight, don't be gettin on my nerves/
i'll only serve g3n3sis what he deserves/
you deserve to eat shiit/
cos you lick d1cks/
and neva spit sick/
you compared to me? You're ckushy i'm slick rick/
i'll kick your ball without u doing shiit, now dats free kick.
you did that bar no justice using the word kick twice. "i'll boot your ball without you doing shït, now that's free kick" is more appropriate.

#smartbars
Crime › Re: Felix Okafor, Jailed 263 Years In The US For Drugs by coogar: 1:49pm On Jul 12, 2014
Babymama1: My brother in law was a manager at a grocery store
He told us that whenever a black kid came in and shoplifted merchandise,the senior manager would call the cops but when a white kid did the same thing,he would call the parent of the child.
So he too started doing the reverse
For a black kid he would call the parent and a white kid he would call the cops.

We are talking petty thefts like drinks and candy and cigarettes o
You see how they gave the black children criminal records from an early age and spared their own.
may God bless you for this....
are you aware some people actually believe black people are naturally criminal-minded and race has nothing to do with it? i told them if 20 white boys & 20 black boys commit the same crime. 2 of the white boys will go to prison, 18 of the black boys will go to prison.

the media make it look like blacks are always into crime & the whites are just angels.
Crime › Re: Felix Okafor, Jailed 263 Years In The US For Drugs by coogar: 1:36pm On Jul 12, 2014
Babymama1: That sentence would differ in another state with another set of jurors too
I have no doubt in my mind that his color and country of origin played a huge part in the sentencing
Drug lords with a long murder record don't get that.

I tell my young son this truth
If you are somewhere with your friends and for some reason a crime is committed and cops show up,if the others are standing please lay down and raise both hands and feet,because automatically,you will be the one they focus on initially .
they will simply ask the white guys to go home & detain the blacks. if this guy was in the UK, they won't give him 15 years sef. whatever he gets is even halved. it means at worst, he will only spend 7-8 years behind bars.
Crime › Re: Felix Okafor, Jailed 263 Years In The US For Drugs by coogar: 1:24pm On Jul 12, 2014
shymexx: Word.

Obviously, with all those private prisons they have got in that country, it's slavery 2.0. Free labour till he dies. I also read somewhere that those private prisons are now on Wall Street - they've gone corporate. grin
imagine such! private prisons gone corporate? only in america!!! and they keep lying to us it's a deterrent. yet, their murder rate hasn't gone down. this is modern slavery.

And with businesses, it's about maximising profits, hence the justice system over there has to keep throwing people in there for no just cause. Sad.
it's a joke!
263 years for narcotics? it's hilarious, the judge must have lost a close relative to drug overdose. grin

When you look at his case, and how American gun laws are in the Southern states which aren't stringent(especially if the guns had no bullets in them)..you will know he didn't get the 263 year for the firearms. It was for narcotics and money laundering. However, when you look at the quantity - there's absolutely no way in hell he deserves 263 years.
he should appeal or beg for death sentence. sit behind bars for 263 years makes no sense. the way they determine their sentencing out there is ridiculous. 263 years? bloody hell!
Crime › Re: Felix Okafor, Jailed 263 Years In The US For Drugs by coogar: 1:05pm On Jul 12, 2014
shymexx: These folks are crazy!!

I won't be surprised if it was an all white jury!!

263 years for just little narcotics distribution and firearms?

263 years? Even serial killers don't get that.
he won't even get 20 years in the UK. i don't care how profilic or how many times he's offended in the past. like we said in the other threads, there's a motive to keep the american prison system populated as much as possible. lawmakers have vested interest in the prison system - many of them are prison contractors & the more prisoners, the more supplies & ultimately, the more money in the account of the law makers.
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar:
EnlightenedSoul: A population analysis would reveal the proportion in which these problems occur. It's a problem, but it's containable. Furthermore, I hardly expect to live in a problem-free society, and I feel far more comfortable living in a society with this set of problems than I do with the grave, stomach-wrenching issues I saw there.
it's not containable - it's been a problem for aeons. kids in western countries are rotten. freedom & rights have turned them into unruly zombies with no shame & decorum! go & check the stats, it's a national embarrassment!

I feel safe where I am, and don't really encounter these issues anyway.
the students in columbine were safe until eric harris & his mate took AK-47 to school to maim them. nowhere is safe!

Lol thats your own cultural issue. You're an immigrant, no? Polygamy is a thing in your culture, not theirs. Why expect them to make sense of, and adopt your foreign customs?
and homòsexuality is their culture? you mean their forefathers who were mainly christians were hömosexuals? do you know the stance of church of england over gay marriage? you are not making any sense. mormons in america practise polygamy till this day......

The public's acceptance of homosexuality is a fairly recent development.
it isn't - it's always been there. marriage between them is the fairly recent development. there have been gay bars for aeons in the society.

A 16 year old in universityhuh
A university student = Adult.
there are 16 year-olds in universities. university students are youths = young adults!

Yes, that shows a severe lack of self-discipline!!! How can one drink and drive!? I lost someone I loved because some bastard decided to drink and drive.
people drink & drive.
party goers with cars all drink & drive. the quantity taken may vary but drinking & driving isn't a taboo happens every day of the week.

And guess what? That's why it "became a big issue"! It causes fatalities. I don't care who does it, they're not being "responsible" in doing so.
define responsibility?

Yes, and those laws are in place to protect the public from all the flaming idiots that would operate vehicles in an inebriated state.
and i am saying even with the laws, it's a common offence on our roads 24/7. responsibility isn't the issue here....a family man who probably heads his organisation & has never had a felony case isn't responsibly just because he had one drink too many?


It's more than a preference. It's a fact lived. Arab societies are backward.
says the lover of a society where humans marry animals, where teenage pregnancy is the highest in the world, where hömosexuality is the new cool, where illegitimate births keep soaring, where divorce rate is skyrocketing, where family values are depreciating!

what's more backward than a society that went back to the days of sodom & gomorrah?


They're different, and you know it. We've gone through this before, and this is a distasteful argument anyway so let's let it go...

Anyway, take care.
don't just tell me they are different - prove why they are different!!! come on - show me how clued up you are on the subject matter.
Crime › Re: Felix Okafor, Jailed 263 Years In The US For Drugs by coogar: 12:45pm On Jul 12, 2014
shymexx: Dayuum!!

And I thought doing basketball numbers - 70-120 years in prison - was the worst sentence anyone could ever get.

However, this nyggah right here broke all rules of the penitentiary, by going for cricket numbers - 263 runs and shyte.

He might as well ask for death sentence, 263 years, even in his death and back to life x3 is a NO NO.

America is cray!!!
the american judiciary system is a joke!
how many years more can okafor spend? he's 50+ already, he will be lucky to spend another 50 years more so what's the point throwing 263 years at him. life imprisonment sentence should suffice, what the heck is 263 years sentence?

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