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Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 11:34am On Jul 08, 2014
naijababe: Coogar,

If I sleep around, I am a slapper and most decent men would not want to have anything to do with me. If you are a player and p1mp, you are stud and the woman who ends up with you will consider you a prize and will act like she's achieved a mean fit. I am all for both discussing what to do with an unwanted pregnancy but ultimately the woman gets the final say and right, it's not fair but whoever said life is.
i agree with this point. it's her body & she gets to decide what & what not to do. by the same token, it's my wallet & i shouldn't be forced to pay for what i was never interested in from the outset. since women can't be forced to have an abortion if they don't want to, men shouldn't be forced to pay child support when they don't want to.

that's the fair deal!


bukatyne: No qualms
The father should remember this when he 'repents' tomorrow and seeks a relationship with his child
any father that comes back after the woman worked hands & knees to raise that child into a successful individual should be tied to a stake & burnt alive - he's an infidel that wants to reap where he didn't sow.

a woman that wants to keep the baby should drag her partner to court to sign documents that relieve him off any parental right towards that child. if possible, she should get digital images or even a video clip as well. men shouldn't reap where they didn't sow.

that is the fair deal!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 11:26am On Jul 08, 2014
iamaromolaeran: ibime is a real dope rapper but i think he rhymes a lot .you know like eminem......but his verses dont really carry the sting but they flow and his rhymes and top notch.......his punches are dope too....but is he a real rapper.....i mean can he spit all those in a real face to face battle and sometimes having to freestyle or he's only capable of writing flows which sometimes can take days and thus he has all the time in thwe world to check dictionaries and rhyme books to wow viewers.......am just saying.........
hahahaha!

kenwood002: You will get the total satisfaction of killing him twice and finishing him here on NL. I don't see a way out for him if you can beat him twice. Majority wants to see you guys battle again. And right now, it is only mikuz calling you out. Seems the rest are scared.
i have things to do now.
i am ghostwriting for some frat cats - 100 bars per round(3 rounds each). my hands are quite full now to take someone i just killed weeks ago. when i am less-busy, he can have another shot.
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 11:21am On Jul 08, 2014
bukatyne: I know some guys who ended long relationships because of this; I heard one that the boy reported the girl to the police.
report to the police after the deed had been done? so what will police do? bring the baby back to life?

Nobody stops the guy from taking action against the girl if he so desires and she be ready to face the music (I will advice him to do so)
there's no action any guy can take. the baby is in the woman's body. how can anyone even prove she did any abortion? if she claims she miscarried, what would prove otherwise? in countries where abortion is legal nko? what can the guy do? call angel michael?

If it is vice versa and the guy says no, he should still take care/identify with the child when he/she is born as long as it is his child
no, he shouldn't be forced
he's not ready financially & mentally to cater for him. he is not ready to starve an innocent child that was dragged into the world by a self-centred mother. the dragger should take care of her product.


fellis: Whose going to chop me head off and whose going to tell the child I lied?
Don't worry it will be a closely guarded secret wink
nothing is hidden under the sun. it takes a moment of drunkenness from someone that knew your story to spill to the child. you could be caught!

On another note, I have no idea why this is now an issue. If you reject a child before it is born and decide to do nothing about its upbringing until it becomes an adult why would you then get angry when you're told to stay away and not come back to reap where you didn't sow?
who is angry? i said the child himself would chop your head off. what's it gotta do with the father? he doesn't even know the mother still exists. he's gone forever but every child seeks to know their father no matter how high or low the status of the father is.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:11am On Jul 08, 2014
coded01: Honestly, Rooney is looking like a Kluvert already! grin ------- When Kluvert suddenly went to sleep in his prime... shocked embarassed


Which link? Abi you no fit watch the video ni? grin tongue grin


https://eurosport.yahoo.com/video/euro-papers-real-accept-united-102357571.html?soc_src=copy
i wouldn't pay £25m for di maria, let alone £60m? sheer waste of money from a winger that isn't better than nani(if fit). spread that money on the columbian sensation - james rodriguez. he's 22 with loads of years ahead to take us to glory like ronaldo did.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:06am On Jul 08, 2014
dopeJemi: We'll never know

Buh we also saved ronaldo's career, PSG, madrid, barca, chelsea and man city all wanted rooney
ronaldo is a foreigner. he would always go. he made sure he won everything for us & he was our star player in those glorious seasons.

they wouldn't have wanted rooney if we didn't save his career in 2004. rooney would have just become another joey barton! a thug!!
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 10:57am On Jul 08, 2014
fellis: Long story. Just tell the child that the father is dead.
and your neck might get chopped off the day the child finds out you lied to him.

bukatyne: If boy meets girl, do the do (both using protection or not using) and baby results?

What should they do?

If boy says abortion, what should girlie do (if she's against it)?

If she keeps the baby, she's selfish?
of course, she's selfish! two people consented to have unprotected sex, it's logical that those two people must agree in principle on what to do with the consequences of the unprotected sex.


if she says abortion & the man says no - will she listen to him? no! she would do everything possible to get rid & claim miscarriage - and that right there is the hypocrisy we have been highlighting since page one. women can't have it both ways.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:51am On Jul 08, 2014
dopeJemi: Forget that, actually, we weren't the only club that went in for rooney, rooney was hot shot at everton that was why we bought him
what's the guarantee he woulda won anything if he went elsewhere? fernando torres hasn't won a league title.....was rooney ever better than torres? it seems you dunno this club of ours dash titles to players yafun-yafun!

Why aren't you guys pouring it out on Ronaldo? Atleast Rooney didn't leave and he still hasn't left, we should be grateful for that
ronaldo is a foreigner, rooney is local. where would rooney go?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:48am On Jul 08, 2014
kenwood002: Oga, give mikuz a rematch. Always good to see the best battling.
what do i get from it? no one has been able to answer that. if i beat him again, i get nothing cos he's been killed before. if you want this battle, niggaz should put some bread on this.....say £500(winner takes all).

i have about 500 freshly written quality bars & i ain't wasting it on a ghost. the only cat i have to battle is theprekky or perhaps siddoggg(but i need to see one more battle from him) then my job is done here.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:41am On Jul 08, 2014
kenwood002: 13 likes already shocked grin grin
Dis likes you are sharing, diaris godu ooo grin grin grin
it's the quality of the written, not me. that's why i am unbeatable & in the league of my own. hopefully, newbies will learn from this and push their pen game further than it is already.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:35am On Jul 08, 2014
dopeJemi: On a second thought, I think rooney should stay, he stuck with us even when the big names were leaving, so I think he should stay
stuck with who?
someone we practically rescued from everton? rooney should be grateful united saved his career. alan shearer & michael owen are more talented strikers than rooney, how many league titles do they have between them? owen didn't win a premier league title until he moved to united late in his career.

the same rooney that held the club hostage twice to squeeze us? fergie left the door open for moyes to get rid but gollum lacked the cojones to carry it through. he made rooney the king & he paid dearly for it with his job. van gaal won't be that timid to do what is right to save his reputation.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:21am On Jul 08, 2014
coded01: Rooney's marriage to Man Utd is not yet over... grin tongue grin
what's the difference between rooney & mikel obi? they were the worst players at the world cup to wear the number 10 jersey. if rooney isn't even good enough to start in the hole for his country, why should he be there for man utd?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:15am On Jul 08, 2014
RuuDie: I refuse to get carried away until the end of 2014/15 EPL season... fingers crossed!
the only news that can make me happy now is for rooney to be sold so we can fund james rodriguez's transfer. heard the glazers have sanctioned his signing @ £65m
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:04am On Jul 08, 2014
airmark: You may need about 1000 monikers to drive this home. Fact is you are a battle rapper, not excellent with frees. Do rematch Mr coogar, your battle with mikuz has been lost and carcasses can't be found.
and this is what this place is about.....i am a battle rapper - i don't have time for nonsense talks or fillers to make writtens voluminous. my purpose is to disrespect & destroy my opponent. tell mikuz & ibime to hop on stage and collabo with tiwa savage or fumi aragbaiye - that's where they belong!

i still rule this airspace!
if you need a cache of the battle, it's still on the internet. mikuz's chapter is dead & buried. i don't go to my vomit. when i see improvement in his boring bars & delivery, i might change my mind.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:31am On Jul 08, 2014
Iceskidd: oga it ain't enough to counter what ibime dropped. That was true class
ibime wasn't talking about me all the time. what's our business with fillers about all the losers he battled before nigeria's independence? he had 4 lines aimed directly at me. i have about 20 lines for him.

you & ibime can suck each other off - i rule this airspace!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar:
IBIME's FATWĀ فتوى

ibime's weak..he will take the L.....he's gây as hell/y'all textcees should fast for him & pray as well/he envies the coog...he knows my pen game is swell/the truth is: bis was rapêd at 12/he now sits in chatrooms seducing little boys with lines like A.S.L/

i giftwrap bars like santa-claus/the coog radiates more sickness than a cancer ward/who is ibime in this rap game? an obese laughing stock...that should compete in a dance award/ he's bïtch-made....he peeped my bars & the PH lout fled like a vagabond/

ibime is a spastic/the faggöt community says his writtens are fantastic/his gäy bars have a perfect flow to fück a man in the asś with/i love michael jackson cos i liked his dancing/ ibime idolises him cos of his passion for child harassment/

the coog is about blood & gore/if you neck-stretch, i would dice you on a chopping board/spitzofrenic's career failed....you went back to your drawing board/the stupidity of such a name must have struck a cord/or you realised the name makes you sound like a fücking dork/

i dug your history....in the early days...you were a whining prïck/politics section, you & richyblack firing spits/then you came to rap section to try your wits/you then got piggy-backed by richy, you riding dïck/
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 9:56pm On Jul 07, 2014
SangoCrusader: Wallahi, I'm usually good at spotting such females, but I was off my game this time. Let's see what she decides sha, every experience is a lesson learned.
she might actually be pranking you to test your seriousness about her. did she show you the pregnancy strip or it was just word of mouth?
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar:
i am satisfied. yes, they left a feeling they could have done much better but let's be realistic.....

keshi has matched the feat of westerhof who is unarguably the best super eagles coach. there's no need to do oliver twist & ask for more.

the loss of onazi, obabona & gabriel babatunde harmed us more than the french team did.
Family › Re: Wedding: Public Or Private Event? by coogar: 9:47pm On Jul 07, 2014
Curiouscity: @coogar, U know how Nigerians are quick to be friends and people from same state in another city claim brotherhood even when they are all jealous of your success and progress. These are the ones I am talking about. For me, even in the community you were raised, I feel it should be private. Note the word "feel". The type of community you refered to in your earlier post is hard to find in today's Nigeria.

Gone are those days when it took a community to raise a child.
if we remove lagos out of the equation & perhaps abuja, other places in nigeria still generally share the communal spirit. on christmas day, rice & chicken are still shared via door-to-door knocking. africans like togetherness but i agree things are starting to change.
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 9:41pm On Jul 07, 2014
BABE3: I agree with you two. I know single guys in their early/late 30's that haven't had any baby mama issues; and they aren't sēx starved. A man has to be very smart in his dealings. Once you sense any sign of desperation, you run.
And don't fück females that have nothing to lose/at stake.
words on a marble.....

that right there is the key!
once a lady has the "i don't give a fück" attitude, then you can be sure decorum & self esteem aren't in her dictionary.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:35pm On Jul 07, 2014
teddybiyasi: are crazy or short of speech never tag my nick
small teddybiyasi then your generation never exist on earth
calm down, miss miyaki.
is vickybash a male or female? there were rumours before NL went down that he's a dude posing to be female.
Family › Re: Wedding: Public Or Private Event? by coogar: 9:30pm On Jul 07, 2014
Curiouscity: I like you candid answer, it captures almost everything I was thinking. But, what happen in a situation where the couple are just residents of this area, unto work but were not raised there? Is that community still entitled?
nah, they aren't entitled.
i doubt they will even show up if they don't know the couple.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:26pm On Jul 07, 2014
LooNat11kk: Lol The Mikuz That Battled Ibime For The First Time Would Send You To The Cleaners. Give Him a Rematch And Stop Giving Us Epistles.
you are a consummate rêtard!

the mikuz that battled ibime? back then, it was a shock value that swayed the votes. the battle was very debatable it coulda gone either way. when they sparred again in the retirement battle.......ibime literally destroyed mikuz in english & native dialect.

mikuz is not better than teddymiyaki.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:18pm On Jul 07, 2014
Testerfuze: . As far as am concerned that battle never existed,tanks 2 the crash...nw he's callin you out and why ducking,be a man and give-in to him,you claim the battle was the most one-sided right? Then I guess it must have been easy 4 you so why scared now...face the beast and stop chicken out!
i get nothing out of it if i give him another shot. look at his weak prewritten verses he's been directing my way compared to the 9 lines i free-styled? my pen game is a pile of chips & a royal flush. mik's written is a pile of shït & a toilet brush. grin

there's a difference between my penmanship & the filler-ridden gibberish kim calls verses. he's never landed a quality haymaker in more than 5,000 bars he's written in his entire career. this is why he loses battles.

mik is a better writer than siddoggg & theprekky but they are better battle-rappers than mikuz. fillers don't win battles, punchlines & bars do. the audience wannna read what would make them scream OMG!!! not nonsense fillers that have no replay/2nd read value.

mikuz needs lessons on how to win!!

his rematch request is hereby DENIED!!
Family › Re: Wedding: Public Or Private Event? by coogar: 9:11pm On Jul 07, 2014
Curiouscity: Since the onset of the 21st century (2000s), wedding aka white wedding has been upgraded to very high standard. So many expectations, comparisons etc. Some people even quarrel if they are not invited or given a role to play.
I was of the opinion that the couple has the final say on what kind of wedding they want, but I listened to 2 friends argue today. The summary I got is that wedding is a public event for friends, family and the community the couple live. Is wedding in our country a public event or private event? Has it been like this with the people that brought this ceremony to us?
it should be a private event but this ceremony was imposed on us africans by the imperialists thus changing the dynamism of the whole works. africans generally thrive on the communal spirit. a child is literally fathered & mothered by the entire community. so when that child grows up, succeeds in life & decides to get married, the whole community feels entitled to attend the wedding of the child they helped raise.
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 9:02pm On Jul 07, 2014
VantagePoint: Well said.
The harpies who call themselves feminists on this thread are trying to downplay the recreation part for females, as if they were a log of wood, a mere receptacle for the guy's seed, not willing and consenting partners in the action.
buhahahaha....don't mind the fraudulent gits. they will claim a man "used" them. how can 2 people consent to sex for pleasure and one of them turned around to claim she was used? used?? shocked shocked

They make out that the baby is the product of the man's seed alone, not knowing it takes to make a baby.
This is the 21st century; most ladies cannot lay claim to ignorance about the myriads of contraception, and any lady who gets pregnant for a guy who is clearly not ready for a baby and decides to keep it only is a leech and a parasite.
when 2 people consent to have sex, they must also consent to deal with the consequences. it's as simple as that. if a lady then decides to keep the child against the wishes of her partner then she should bear the consequences alone.


alutacontinua: na your tube he wan tie? angry
sangosweets, do it quick jare
you better remove yourself & your raffia mat here. the men are discussing. smiley
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 8:55pm On Jul 07, 2014
SangoCrusader: A vasectomy is £800. I'm in Abuja atm but will sort it out soon as I am back in London 1st of September. Apparently, it can be easily reversed if done within 5 years or... you can store your sperm in a sperm bank so when you do decide to have kids, you can get ur tubes tied again and use the stored sperm t increase the chances of conception. I would recommend this to all NL guys... a lot of thirsty hoes out there looking to 'hook' guys.
don't do vasectomy....
the reversal operation won't bring you back to normal. the success rate is 50-80%. there are millions of women who would not even think of tying you down with an unwanted baby in this city. take your time & find them. vasecto-what?
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 8:25pm On Jul 07, 2014
SangoCrusader: I have now taken the d*ck posture and advised her that the moment she decides to keep this baby, I will change my locks, get a restraining order on her and she and the baby will never see of hear from me ever - Now the gold-digging heffer is finally thinking about it.

In retrospect, she came to my flat in London, saw my ride and thought that she could piggy back on my lifestyle with this baby talk... trying to blackmail me. I am waiting for her decision but whatever happens, I am getting a vasectomy after this shitty experience.
bwahahahahaha
keep us updated the next time she gets back to you. this is very hilarious!
Family › Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by coogar: 8:14pm On Jul 07, 2014
swagloverss: I have always assumed men wipe after peeping because it's expected that grown people should know the essence of good hygiene. It was a shock to learn men don't wipe at all after urinating.

Why? shocked
what's there to wipe? you won't even find tissue paper in public urinals. there's nothing to wipe & urine is actually sterile.

after the do, men just shake & dance. grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 7:17pm On Jul 07, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: you should be glad you didnt stake your cash . . . We all know what would hav happened!
i wasn't betting - i just wanted to give the winner of the battle $100. i am working underground to promote this section. the battle would have made the front page sef but NL got hit by e-tsunami.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 6:50pm On Jul 07, 2014
Iceskidd: nigga i didn't miss the match. U won, just give the modafvcker a rematch and clear his doubt
he doesn't deserve the shot! i'd rather give teddymiyaki a shot. cheesy grin

teddybiyasi: I gat none because my puns evict shots at random
you were supposed to battle vickybash. i had $100 prize money lined up with 7 unbiased judges.......then kim nuked NL with a virus. grin
Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by coogar: 6:46pm On Jul 07, 2014
TV01: Sorry mate. It doesn't work like that in the real world. Not for men anyway. Full reproductive rights for women mean only they truly have this split between sex as recreation and procreation.

It's called matriarchy dude, get used to it grin.

TV
and this right there is the reason there can never be gender equality.

sailormoon: I still stand by there always being a risk...We'll just agree to disagree on the whole shouldering responsibility thing then. I can empathise though.
ok then, happy moon-sailing
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 6:18pm On Jul 07, 2014
teddybiyasi: u called me out so that you can brag more after you lose like u did against krone, well teddybiyasi is known as a chick who don't brawl babies
teddymiyaki, who's your next opponent on here?

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