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Idowuogbo: Abeg! We talking Badunks o! No b dose agbalumo batties.

i am talking nicky minaj standard.

Idowuogbo: E no go work!

If u are born yanshless, yanshless u shall remain until u locate d dokita wey inflate Aunty mi Nike Minaj.

this is a lie....
i know some positions in tantric sex that can inflate any flat bütt. tested & trusted!

chamotex: This is minor stuffs...my uncle can do bigger than this.

prince chamo of zamunda!

armyofone: Wow!! for real?
12 pots of palm oil soup alone = recipe for death.
I hail the obas.

whatever adipose cells the obas add from taking palm oil soup, they burn it while humping their wives at night. trust me, the obas are as fit as greyhounds.

Afam4eva: Pls, if you're not Ijebu, don't make noise here. We Ijebus want to discuss

afam omo ijebu.

chamotex: Don't worry baby...pass the list to me when it is finalised.
My uncle will sort it out

#bigboytingz....
chamotex, help me speak to your uncle. that contract to supply SUVs for all the chiefs. i need that contract, biko.

dayokanu: The truth is English players are ridiculously overhyped, No single talent in them compared to their contemporary in the continent

You wonder why they havent won anything since 1966?

This generation of Spain is probably the best National side of all time

Ozil got to EPL and within a few weeks every paper is already calling him God

If he had been playing in England since Maybe he would have been knighted

ozil was god in la liga too, by your ridiculous assertion, there's no talent in spain. honestly, you lack cognitive reasoning.

armyofone: @ Pataki
Are you Ijebu?
I was in ijebu ode sometime ago for my friend's wedding (was one of the bridesmaids), nice. I went to one of the markets there ummm oju mi ri nkon

Love the flashy/colorful dressings here.
But why is the oba/chiefs so huge? Not healthy.

each of the obas has about a dozen wives. what do you expect? that's 12 different pots of soup per week & 24 brëasts to feed on.

[quote author=isale_gan2]Sorry to interrupt, but. . .

[size=14pt]OAM4J[/size] is from 2 - count 'em, TWO - royal houses! Descendant of Ijebu royalty and Kin to Oba Eko. I hear he might even be in line for the Lagos throne, after Rilwan Akiolu. Eko o ni ba je o.

Chamotex sounds like kitchen cleaning product. No offense. [/quote]let me run out of this thread before thunder strikes you dead with your blasphemy.

dejijohns: Lmaooo!! Criouxly?? U wan corrupt all of us back home bah?
Dou, I read it wen I ws stil a teenage too.

how's it worse than reading lolly, ikebe super, hints, hearts or the demonic better lover?

nitlad: ^^^
That was just a brilliant decoy run. . . He gave Hazard a jolly ride to goal and space to bury.

you know torres could have continued running straight line & waiting for a pass like most strikers would.....but he went across - it was just too brilliant. fans don't appreciate some off the ball movement strikers make but this one is as good as scoring a goal.

funkybaby: Chai. Now I'm confused.

Pataki and shymexx, which of these two gentlemen are suitable suitors.

Cougar, your opinion is not needed. You will prolly sell me off to the highest bidder anyways

chamotex is the candidate.....
he's set to inherit £1.8 billion his great great grandfather bequeathed to him in 1851.

Ibime: We only say what we see on the pitch. No emotions involved in this shyte.

The dude has been on fire this season, and when he stunk out the place for 3 years prior, we also called it what it was - pure shyte!!!

He should carry on his recent form jare. Na we go hail am pass. We aint emotional niggas!!!

so how did torres gain his predatory skills after you pilloried him months ago?

the 2 goals he scored weren't even the highlight for me but how he wirelessly assisted hazard's goal.

that's the best piece of intelligent run i have seen from any chelsea striker in 100 years.

nateevs: Actually the best one from Ibime to me on Torres is "He has no strengths".

ibime should be publicly executed....

dayokanu: That England team of 2010 that struggled with Slovenia, Algeria and USA would always lose to the 2010 Germany even if they give them 2 goals advantage at the start.

They were that bad. The ease which they were taken apart by the Germans was astounding especially since most of the German players were rookies

argentina struggled in italia 90 to qualify from their group but they still reached the final. some teams improve as the tournament progresses.

like i have said, the hunt to get the 2nd goal left them exposed at the back. at 2-2, there's no way capello would have sent players forward like england did on the day. the 2nd half would have looked like italy vs england at euro 2012 - stalemate!!!

[quote author=baby_123]Epetedo 80's and 90's. There are still no security gates because the houses are old and colonial looking. Not the billionaire houses of today, but that is our town/village. I hope they dont knock those houses down but preserve them. [/quote]80s & 90s? i was in iraq then fighting with iranian soldiers.

OAM4J: Isale Eko. (Lagos Island)!

Up till late 80s and early 90s Lagos was still very safe for night life. As a young boy then I remember going with my Uncle to such parties almost every weekend during school holidays.

wow - that musta been fun!

[quote author=baby_123]Really good memories. I think we need to raise the taxes on the non lagosians so they can leave.

By 7pm the juju or fuji music will just start blasting on the street. People dancing on the street and their parents/grandparents watching from in front of the house. With the iya buka smoking the end of the road with correct agoyin. Kai. I miss my childhood. No high wall gates, a very tight community. Life was good. For the poor, party every weekend made it sure that they will be fed. The parties were open to everyone. [/quote]what part of lagos is this & what year?

shymexx: Darn!! The se.x escapades on the train. The house parties. Blonde chics et al.

The author defo needs to write another book!! I was very young when I read it, but that's definitely one book I'll never forget. Perhaps, that's why I love adventure. The suspense and how you get drawn into it from the first chapter to the last one. The book is defo a classic and a most read for everyone. I need to get an e-copy and read it all over again.

Things are happening and everyone has a story to tell!!

the author is dillibe onyeama - he wrote some other series but they weren't as intriguing as sex is a nigga's game. can you remember when he had a quarrel with his blonde girlfriend & he pursued her into her flat?

the neighbours called the cops & 12 policemen arrived simply because they saw a nigga pursuing a white girl. it was so funny the way he described that incident. i will check amazon & iBook to see if they have a copy.

shymexx: Swear down! Stole it from my pops' safe and I read it when I was 12 or 13, but I was in year 9 or 10. And since then, I've been dreaming about my own adventure to Scandinavian countries.

I don't think it's going to be the same now. But darn, that book is a top top book.

the dude that was abandoned in eton during biafra & had to survive on his own in london then became a male pröstitute. the book was so interesting. i secretly wished i was him.

shymexx: I hear that. I need a proper documented adventure of all Yoruba towns, to see what their women are saying.

Have you read "Se.x is a Ni.gger?" I swear a Nigerian authored that book.

That's what I'm trying to accomplish with that adventure!! You get me?!?!?!

the best book i read as a teen......seriously, it should be made compulsory in the secondary schools in nigeria.

OAM4J: Hehehe. He is a small meat. he cannot eat eran agba, to ba dan wo ehin e a ka.

I am also Bobagunwa of Ijebuland, Awujale will listen to me before hearing what a palace boy like chamotex has to say.

chamotex? palace boy?

funkybaby: Roflmaooooooooooooooooo.

So you want him to extend his 'fish chopping skills' to my side up north. . O serious rara oh.

chamo wants to marry....he's the heir to the throne & he's searching for his olori.

OAM4J: They are all abaleja yan

Sometimes it's good to let others pose with your cars and woman as long as you know they are not moving an inch with them

Its a good thing for people to wanna be like me. If they can't have you let me at least allow them to dream.

OAM4J.....don't underestimate chamotex. if he's abaleja yan, trust me he's 100% eating the eja by the side. he doesn't kid around. he's wanted by 36 london boroughs for defaulting on child support.

underestimate chamo at your own risk.

[quote author=baby_123]Nike Oshinowo and shes in her 40's... Shes a fine babe oooo. I dont think you can get near her if you dont have billions. She is not for the small boys. . Former Miss Nigeria[/quote]na nike be this?
she don old o.....jeepers creepers. she's a one-off though. ibadan chics are generally mehhhhhh.

[quote author=baby_123]Yes Coogar! I have seen some fine Ibadan girls sha. If they will just embrace their complexion. They are not bad.[/quote]we are doing general survey....

funkybaby: **post edited**

My loff is for OMAJ only
Cougar, get thee behind me.

chamotex is a blue blood.
if oam4j is not careful, chamotex would order his public execution when he becomes king.

Pataki: Coogar, trust me I have gone the length and breadth of the Yoruba region.

Ekiti women are blessed with humongous mammary glands. But beauty.....nahhhh brov!

perhaps the one you have seen - ekiti chics are generally pretty. they have bangïng bodies too. don't make me tell the story of a 2 week vacation i had in ekiti. it was like hawaii.

[quote author=baby_123][img]http://idnobble.files./2010/09/nike-oshinowo3.jpg[/img]

Shes from Oyo Coogar. So you see, they can be fine when they just embrace their complexion and leave it alone. . [/quote]who's this chic?

funkybaby: Afi go na.

You and pataki... unserious someborries

whether you like it or not, chamotex is your #1 suitor. he's the next awujale possibly by 2019.

[quote author=baby_123]Awori's are the finest. Trusttttt me! You have not seen those Lagos girls. . Very sophisticated and elegant. Take note that we have also been mixed with all sorts. So we are a very nice looking bunch. We taught all these ara oke sophistication, so abeg. Dont downplay our beauty. .

Ekiti women are the fine ooo. Maybe the ones you have seen. I dont have Ekiti blood in me. But all the girls that i know that are Ekiti are pretty. Really pretty.

I dont know about Egba girls, but the guys are usually good looking.

Ijebu girls can be pretty too.[/quote]baby-123, are you an awori?

Pataki: Ekiti girls for where? They are most fat girls. Blessed in attack though.

Aworis cannot be number one! Go and find out.....Ijebus have the finest and pretty yoruba girls. Bakassi well blessed!

Egbas come right after Ijebus in ranking. I am talking from experience here.

I even rate Ondo girls especially akure babes far more beautiful than Ekiti girls.

pataki, to the best of my knowledge...it's

egba
ekiti
ijebu
ondo
ijesha







ibadan.

chamotex: Babes like funkybaby are hard to come by
I promised my father I will marry an ijebu woman

and may the gods of our ancestors be with you. we ekitians are in support of your quest.

shymexx: Used to go to Wolves a lot back in the day. My darg from Peckham also lived and went uni there. Whitmore reans and Heath Town. Thought brum was dead till I saw Wolves. That's the deadest town on the planet!! But they've got some nice chics that would let you beat on the first night just because you've got London accent.

That's a village!!

cheiiii!

chamotex: Ojigbijigbi!!!
Mr Pataki please let us not fight...don't over step your boundary/territory.
Stick to Egba babes, you can have them all

Me and funkybaby are both from Ijebu ode. I want to keep my family tradition going.

go chamo, go chamo, gooooo!!!!

Pataki: Oh nice! Do you know of Baba Yard and Mama Yard in idowa?

1) Ijebu
2) Egba
3) The rest.....

the egbas come first abeg - they are well learned & mostly sophisticated.

[quote author=baby_123]Nice

Finest women in Yorubaland:

1) Awori
2) Ekiti
3) Ijebu
4) Egba
.........................

Undisputable...[/quote]does this mean ibadan girls are ugly?

funkybaby: You can see that I have rubbished your argument

Ijebu men live long and you know it

Do you want me to name another ekiti family where the husband died suddenly? You might know them sef

i didn't start the argument, someone else did. he was talking about how landladies outnumber landlords in ijebu, not some isolated cases. every settlement in the world must have widows but there are reports the incident is prevalent in ijebu.

shymexx: So Coogar is from Ekiti?

Ekiti women are divinely blessed with massive batty and ti.ts - the combo is nuts!!

i am from wolverhampton.

Pataki: More like the ebiripo. That meal does wonders!

ijebus deserve their own state. any progress with their proposal to the FG?

Pataki: My late grandfather married an Ijebu woman.

My father married an Ijebu woman.

All you raving eyes, steer clear of funkybaby and any other ijebu peperempes on this thread!

We egbas love our ijebu women and their blessed bakassi!

what's the theory behind ijebu damsels and heavy buttocks? is it the garri or ikokore??

shymexx: Bwahahahahahaha
You got me there. I dodged that, bruv.
Funkybaby should be able to tell us more.
Perhaps, it's a naija thing. It's different out here.

ask pataki - he's a very good historian.

hercules07: I know but, the three Ijebu families that I am very close to all conform to this stereotype.

this needs to be investigated....

Pataki: Na Salawa Abeni go play next on ManU thread for you and coogar.

I remember well over twenty years ago when Salawa and Kollington will entertain us at Ojude Oba right after Ileya celebrations.

Ah! Those sweet years.....sweet memories!

how old is pataki? 20+x years ago?

funkybaby: Lamoooo. Don't mind cougar
@cougar
Adelabu's mum how come she outlived her husband? Ekiti thingz

prof adelabu fought stroke for years before he passed away. we are talking of sudden deaths here.

Afam4eva: What are you doing in an Ijebu thread? Are you an Ijebusite? Pls respect we Ijebu cos we move things in Nigeria.

a chunky fraction of my friends are from ijebu.... i get free passes to ojuode oba to watch rich people display their wealth.

Afam4eva: My Father is Ijebu while my mother is Igbo. I never lived with my father, that's why i embrace my Igbo side more.

your dad would be disappointed you denied ebonyi state. afam, they are not sharing money yet, why deny your state of origin? is your second name peter?

hercules07: My guy we were busy fighting the Ilorins, the Ekiti parapos and you and Egba people at the same time, we were actually defending an Ijebu town against the combined forces of Ijebu and Egba, of course, your warriors saw sense and rebelled against the awujale. I had cause to live with an Ijebu family for years, fantastic people, but, too many landladies for Shomolu o, dem don kill their husbands finish

let's just say ijebu women live longer than their husbands. there's no proof they have been killing their husbands. shymexx, what have you got to say to this?

shymexx: Yeah, they have been rich from way back and it seems they own the Balogun title in Ijebu ode.

Have you met any Kuku in London? There are tons of them here.

I can get you a hook-up with a kuku from around Kings cross axis. She went to Aston Uni and her ti.ts would make you go nuts. But she's a super socialite, though. All dem Ijebu chics that I've met are like that, anyway.

there are plenty of them - difficult to know who is who? it's a very big family. even the kukus don't know themselves cos there are 125th cousins down the line.

Afam4eva: We Ijebus sure know how to party. I'll be at the next Ojude-Oba festival with my camera.

see this one....
it says ijebu, not ebonyi state.