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@DTguardian: #mufc De Gea, Evra, Jones, Ferdinand, Giggs, Vidic, Carrick, Welbeck, Van Persie, Cleverley, Valencia

good team apart from giggs....
since we don't even have young/nani fit, i cannot complain. moyes gets 9/10 for team selection.

nitlad: This is laughable, given Manure winning titles has a whole lot more to do with the arbiters in the middle rather than their footballing ability. Names like Mike Riley, Graham Poll, Howard Webb, Mark Clattenburg et al all comes to mind. Common factor? They are all referees!

this is a myth.....

They can! The personnel being deployed along with them determines a lot here. Come what may, they will be the first names on any teamsheet.

ibime would lecture you on this - there's a difference between a 4-4-2 winger and the inverted ones like hazard, mata, silva, etc.

Tani Nani in the pantheon of legendary footballers Ivanovic has eaten alive? Nani? A player who is more interested in being CR7 than being himself?

he has not failed yet to sodomise ivanovic.....

Why you nor kukuma play a voicenote of the foolish Gary Goalgasm Neville saying this? I'm sure you have it saved.

how so?

There has not been a time in Evra's career that he has been top 5 in the business. Ashley Cole on the other hand has being on top since he was an embryo. Igi imu jina s'ori my friend.

from 2008 till 2011, evra sat on cashley. 2012 was the only time evra's form went to the gutters and the moment buttner was bought, evra rediscovered his mojo. you can count his number of PFA team slot since 2006 in comparison to cashley.

With half a decent striker in Torres's stead, Chelsea would have won the league with 20 games to spare last season!

you bought ba - who until then had scored 13 league goals for the toon army. what did he achieve afterwards? he only contributed to the aroma of shyte at chelsea.

what a chance for villa? saved by the post!!!

dayokanu: That means Hernandez is better than Messi and Ronaldo. That statement alone can earn you a lifetime award at a Psychiatry

this is why many people think you are stüpid on this board.

messi - 57 mins/goal
ronaldo - 80 mins/goal

how is hernandez better than these two when they have got better stats in the league? hernandez beats the zombies in bundesliga in the league and in international games. he mashed them hands down!


buhahaha - dayo don run!!!

dayokanu: Only a loon would compare Mandzukic, never mind Lewandoski to Hernandez

lay down their statistics - i am all about stats, not ideas generated by fools like yourself in a beer parlour.

mandzukic - 115 mins/goal
lewandowski - 108 mins/goal

hernandez - 95 mins/goal.

i will not even talk about international games. not even messi or ronaldo has got hernandez's goal per game ratio.

hernandez is europe's most deadliest poacher.

jackbauersballs: Yes. A resounding Yes.

mandzukic only has 11 goals in 40 apps for croatia. lewandowski has 17 goals in 55 apps for poland - all these strikers in bundesliga are average players in a substandard league.

peep at hernandez's record for mexico - sync it with his mins/goal at man utd then come back here n tell us who is the business. he's in the wrong club, we don't even utilise his potential. if he had gone to barcelona, he would be winning golden boots by the dozens.

dayokanu: The bet is that Bayern doesnt go beyond the second round, So we can take that now

when we don't even know if both teams would meet in the next 20 years in europe.

dayokanu: I believe you. Hernandez would walk into the first 11 of Bayern, Dortmund Barca Madrid Juve PSG etc.

is mandzukic better than hernandez? lewandowski? vucinic/giovinco? benzema? alexi sanchez or who??

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]This isint about head to head meetings.
1 English Officials has contributed a hell chunk of 40% to manure domestic success and thats a FACT!

2 Even with those acclaimed Superb Defence and terrific attack at ur disposal, u'd find it a herculaen task to beat some minnows In Europe.

3 Chelsea has got a more classy record than manure in Europe in the last 10yrs - That alone tells we've been geniunely better in the last decade.

4 If ur domestic supremacy was to be Justified bigtime, it should have reflected in ur European runs just like Barca, Milan, Inter etc.[/color]

1) how so? united get shafted much more than all the teams in the top 4. atkinson cheated united at least 3 times at stamford bridge to give chelsea 3 points.

2) same as every other big club in europe - madrid have not played a final in 11 seasons. barca couldn't even play in 2 consecutive finals.

3) how many finals have chelsea played in europe under roman? they have the same record as liverpool in the last 10 years

4) it reflected big time - united won the champions league unbeaten in 2008! they broke the 2nd round jinx in 2009 and played in another final, same again in 2011. it's too bad this period coincided with the emergence of the best football team in the history of the game. list chelsea's credentials even with your £1 billion spent on your team.

seems walcott & cazorla are starting....

oops, cazorla and sanogo on the bench! rosicky and ramsey in the midfield, wilshere in the hole.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Well, I wouldnt argue that, u know why?

Cos those stacked up Success where more Influenced by that Scottish fam bullying presence. From the days of Graham to Clattenburg's, we know how difficult it was for these men to displease that Gum Chewing troll

Lets see how the transition would look like now.[/color]

oh please - chelsea were eliminated in europe by united on 2 occasions, 2008 and 2011. should we blame clattenburg and graham poll for those defeats too? in 2011, united undressed you home and away in europe - i am sure it's all down to howard webb, isn't it?

nitlad: Ise ti yato nisin, story don change...

for where? we get to hear this every season. minus drogba's offside goal at OT and aguero's last kick of the season, united would have won the league 7 times consecutively.

Hazard can be an out and out winger among many other things - he is that good. And Mata's footballing brain and intelligence will see him through.

they cannot - they don't run to the bye-line to deliver a cross, they are inverted wingers. they lack the clout and the strength to protect their fullbacks.

That's why Ivanovic is a fullback here - he guarantees defensive solidity like no other, and Ashley Cole remains inpenetrable...

the same ivanovic nani has räped so many times, 5 custodial sentences are pending for nani in chelsea's borough?

[img]http://teamwinning.files./2011/09/nani-shoulder-barge.gif?w=584[/img]

They are the best two centre backs from the gazillion available to both teams.

i would even put cahill ahead of luiz as a centre-half. david luiz is a PS3 player controlled by a toddler.

Ashley Cole is a god! The best in the business... He has been on top for a decade.

cole is finished - i am surprised chelsea didn't buy anyone to cover him again this season. even in his peak, evra was better.

Chelsea lo le shey.... And na Torres give una mouth for attack self.

torres ke? without torres, you would have finished 5th last season.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]By conceding 43 League goals, way more than Chelsea, Citeh and Arseeanals?
Evans, Buttner, Ferdinard in the Mix?[/color]

we are an attacking side - winning 3 points is the name of the game. you can keep clean sheets in all the 38 league games and still relegate.

united rule the roost - you have seen our average position of the last 10 years. it's 1.7. in spite of roman's blood money and about 10 managers he's hired for chelsea, you still can't touch united.

https://therepublikofmancunia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/transfers2.png

nitlad: Chelsea go dey everly and easily produce at least 7 starters anyday, anytime, any occassion and any formation.

no wonder chelsea finished 25 points below united in the penultimate season and 14 points last season.

mata/hazard are not out & out wingers. play them in 4-4-2 system and the full-backs are dead. luiz and ivanovic? i laugh in stamford bridge.....ashley cole?? he's regressed for the past 3 seasons now. it's not even debatable, united have the better players overall - we rule the attack & the defence....

[quote author=Mr_TA]Ampicillin [/quote]

montelik: Ampicillin . Coogar u dey craze.

i couldn't spell his name - make una no vex!

jackbauersballs: So why is an adulterous philandering pensioner, preferred to youngsters like Anderson in the middle of the park at United?

because even at 38, he supplied all the assists that destroyed chelsea in europe in 2011. he single-handedly destroyed lampard/ramirez axis. the annihilation was complete at old trafford when he unzipped chelsea's defence immediately after drogba's equaliser.....

https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2786266/park-ji-sung-o.gif

jackbauersballs: Only Fergie could have done that. Lets see Gollum have a go...

gollum has his work cut-out for him but he would need plenty of time. in those 10 years, chelsea have hired ranieri, mourinho, grant, scolari, hiddink, ancelotti, villas-boas, di matteo, benitez and mourinho(2nd coming)....

wow - chelsea put the M in mismanagement!

chrisley024: We're talking of rich clubs u're callin chelshit!

it's been 10 years since the roman revolution and you would have thought chelsea would have dominated the league in this period but united still destroyed roman's dream with their less-expensive squad and top class player management skills by fergie.

https://therepublikofmancunia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/league-positions.png

chrisley024: Carrick for Oscar abeg.

to preserve team chemistry, let's give him oscar. ramirez would give carrick all the work to do with his fire-brigade style of football. let the 2 brazilians enjoy their marriage.

jackbauersballs: Ahahahahaha

Rio\Vidic\Smalling\Jones is better than Azpilicueta\Ivanovic\Luiz\Cole?

Nani\Zaha\Valencia is better than Hazard/Schurlle/Mata?

Pass me the that Zoot Coogs...You cant be getting high on your own this morning

a mash up team with chelsea would show this...

-----------de gea---------
rafael--evans--vidic--evra
-----ramirez---oscar------
--hazard--rooney--mata--
-------------RVP-------------

in a 4-4-2 system, only ramirez would make the team.

SailorXY: Of course
We hear this @ d start of every league season, then mid point we hear music about how Man Utd has been renamed Referee United... & the story goes on, only to recycle at August the next year! Its nada new . In comparism to squad strength, you only have an edge in midfield *a certain Mr. Carrick will still walk in there*, lying to urself won't help your cause anyway

all our defenders including de gea would walk into chelsea's first team. rafael is better than ampicillin -rio/vidic/smalling/jones are better than their chelsea counterparts and evra is now miles ahead of cashley.

chelsea's midfield is considerably better - although we have better wingers. the attack belongs to man utd. hernandez(the 3rd best striker in united) would walk into the first 11 of any team in europe. overall, united would have at least 7 players in a mash-up team with chelsea players.

dayokanu: So how many European cups have Madrid won, How many world cups have Brazil won?

madrid won it in 98, 2000 and 2002
milan won it in 94, 2003 and 2007

brazil were not playing champions of africa, oceania or australia. it's a different format with the world cup. CL had to copy the world cup format, for your information!

WHy should we consider trophies won when Brazil eat China, Costa Rica, Turkey, to win the World cup

luck of the draw - it was not meant or designed to be that way. before 92/93, CL was designed to pit champions of top leagues against leagues of ireland, cyprus and denmark.

SHould we call Chamotex to organize the bet right away?
Bayern makes it past 2nd round $500 deal?

call him.....

dayokanu: How can 5 European titles be tied with 3?

i thought we have already ruled out the ones won when there's no substitution in a football match. beating the champions of cyprus, macedonia, israel and finland is not what i would call a fair competition.

I am sure even the Ferguson looks up to Bayern Munich. Let UEFA pair us together this season and dont run away from a bet

you would be disgraced - just like chelsea did on your home soil or just like united did in 99 @ camp nou.

$500 Bayern eliminates Man Utd anytime they meet

$500 says bayern will not even get past the 2nd round this season.

dayokanu: As at 2013 Bayern is superior to Milan and Madrid. Historically the 2 have achieved more. But in a Bayern vs Man Utd comparison Bayern is etter currently or historically

united are better than bayern.....historically, they are tied. currently, united have a tougher competition to beat every season than the useless teams that make up bundesliga.

bayern couldn't have fought against the billions of roman abramovic or abu dhabi. united smashed all of them to smithereens while managing to even feature in the CL finals 3 times.

And was still knocked out.

by a board room decision - united didn't lose on the pitch.

dayokanu: Man Utd won a treble in 1999, Bayern won theirs in 2013. Meaning as at 2013 Bayern is superior to Man Utd.

mumu....
milan last won CL in 2007, madrid last won it in 2002. by your retarded logic, bayern are superior to milan/madrid.

11 vs 11 both legs played at Old Trafford theres no way Man Utd can get a draw

10-man team beat you 3-2 at OT in 2010.

dayokanu: You can win all the stats as long as Bayern win the treble roughshodding over everyone on their way.

this treble still dey shack dayo.....i was in this state way back 1999. this thread is not where you can brag about treble - go to arsenal/chelsea thread and wave your withered cöck in their faces.

united did it at the expense of a hapless german team and won the completion unbeaten!!! united set the pace - bayern just follow like ram. barca, celtic, ajax, inter all did it before bayern.

It would be interesting to see how Manure plays without Faggotson. I hope we meet Manure somewhere along the way and teach Gollum some lessons

11 vs 11(with everyone fit), bayern will not beat united over 2 legs.

collynzo2: Like marriage is something you buy in the market. What about love, courtship and all that. Your so called authentic marriages are worse than shams, it's done purely for economic reasons.

why can't you buy marriage in the market? if a man is that desperate to get the british passport, then he must marry a british citizen. there are brits that are hausa, yoruba, igbo, ijaw, itsekiri, etc. so what's the biggie?

if i want my children to look mixed-race, i must marry a white woman. if i want all my kids to be athletic, i must not marry an obese woman. there are goals & priorities - these men that get caught up in these sham weddings are fools. if you want to be british - love a british woman and marry her - it's that simple....

redsun: I wonder?it is not as if he not good looking.He can always find british women that are willing to hook up with him.

millions of british women are single and would not hesitate to marry even across the racial line. i dunno how anyone would pay £5000, get stuck with a strange woman for 5 years. the risk/reward ratio is more than 10,000%

The problem is that most nigerians like that in the UK mingle a lot in nigerian crowd and like any typical nigerian scene they always want things done in a hurry and unplanned.Somebody could have just be pushing unceasingly so that he can get his cut from the arrangement irrespective of whether it works or not.

this is why he's stupid.....
the girl might not even get jailed - he is screwed for life, he would do some jail time, get deported and banned from entering the UK for about 10 years. his £5000 is gone. that money would have been useful to him in nigeria to start afresh.

oh my gosh - the season is here....
after all the wait, we have another title to defend. a very interesting season lies ahead.

analysis and counter-analysis. thank feck for OPTA, they are providing stats for the top 5 leagues in europe including bayern. dayo's lies & myths would be exposed this term.


let the games begin......

redsun: The whole point of the thread is that Uk system is getting tougher,the are tightening all the loopholes that stowaway immigrants uses to normalize their status.Even the reverend fathers who use to be sympathetic to immigrants plights are part of the immigration web to catch out illegal immigrants.

It is not worth wasting five thousand pounds as well as a jail term when you can get a good head start with that in nigeria if you avoid living in lagos on arrival.

i still cannot believe people are still into sham weddings - why not find a british citizen and marry anyways and keep it authentic?

zaha = cristiano ronaldo @ 18
plenty of potentials - zero football sense!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Records that were shitted On by a Rennes' acquisition before he got the priviledge to dwell on them.

You're already delving into another discourse here mate, Would VDS and Gary at tender ages give their best to Manure?

I Promise to think up more names.[/color]

VDS and gary neville are in the defence - experience is a virtue in this department. the older a goalie is, the better. you cannot say the same for a striker at 34. speed, acceleration and sharpness is a virtue - this is why younger players are preferred in the attack department...

this was a report as at 2009.....

Benin — OVER one thousand five hundred indigenes of Edo State who were on their way to Europe through Libya without genuine documents have been languishing in detention in Libya in the past three months.

Six of the women among them, were said to have been impregnated by the Libyan security operatives.

One of the victims, who identified himself as Charles Erawuyi, lamented to Vanguard on telephone yesterday that they were arrested while trying to enter Europe through Libya. He explained that over three thousand of them, including citizens of Kenya and Mali, were arrested but their governments have intervened to secure their release while only Nigerians remained in jail.

He said that among the Nigerians, one thousand five hundred of them are from Edo State and that six of the women amongst them have been impregnated by the Libyan security operatives who used the ladies to satisfy their sex urge.
https://www.nairaland.com/280164/nigeria-1500-illegal-edo-immigrants

do we really have a government in nigeria? the other countries were able to secure the release of their people but the nigerian government abandoned theirs - meanwhile patience jonathan is organising street dance rally in abuja.

300 nigerian girls in libyan prison - yet, nigeria must have an ambassador in that country doing nothing to effect the release of these innocent girls. many of them were promised jobs, good education and better opportunities abroad by wicked relatives.

hell no....
as far as marital infidelity is concerned, the truth cannot set anyone free. in nigeria, the truth would get the wife killed or showered with acid.

i'd rather not know my wife is cheating - if she does, there's no way the betrayal won't affect the marriage. if i cheat on my wife, would i tell her? why should i? what would the truth achieve?

such a useless country - ASUU still on strike and goodluck's wife is organising multi-million naira street-dance. i know one day, this public show of irresponsibility would end in our dear country.