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steph7: females are now immune to sweet talking, most times we just let u guys believe its working but in reality its cos we want to get laid too .

Most recent falls under diahorrea mouth. Geez!! there is virtually no embarrassing fact abt him I don't know, down to all the girls he has asked out. I run or hide when I see him coming.

elampiro: Go back to the previous page, you have something to respond to.

jackbauersballs: Meanwhile, What the hell is going on in this game? How many more of Manure's mediocre players are going to play for England today?

Can a united fan who is not a complete reetard explain why up to 5 of manure's players have been on the pitch today?

chaircover: There are a million things wrong with it, especially if he doesn't mean it and is only saying all that to get into her knickers

elampiro: Someone is praying Rooney should be shamed. When those your guys have half of Rooney's goals for England, we can start talking of shame. Rooney has scored in virtually all his games for England in the past 1 year.

jackbauersballs: Coogs your obsession with Lewandowski is bit disturbing...but mehn I agree, Lambert is looking sharp in and around that box..

jackbauersballs: Rooney thief your babe?

SailorXY: I foresee bench time for our No. 10 this season if he doesn't get his mojo back

jackbauersballs: Chai....Rooney is gonna feel real bad tonight....

Lambert and Walcott penciled into my fantasy football team for sure now...

jackbauersballs: Welbeck scoring a header from a Gerrard freekick is hardly a heroic feat...

He is still a football aberration...A striker who thinks he is a box-to-box midfielder and is crap in either positon...

Of course he will get the odd goal or two...afterall, even a stopped clock is right twice a day

jackbauersballs: What is the Point of Danny Welbeck?

All he ever seems to do is run about and make a nuisance of himself. He doesn't score. He doesn't assist. All he does is pass to Rooney/Gerrard. Is he a Striker or an Out-of-position DM?

debosky: Coogar this is just unfair. Pity the lad.

elampiro: 1. You have shifted the goal post again. Did you not say any corner kick into the box even when headed by opponents are recorded as chances created? It is tedious to argue with you because you never admit errors. Everyone here can go back and read your post. For the benefit of any doubt I insert your comment below:
Coogar, this is what you wrote earlier and now you have changed it. Always admit errors.

2. For your information, The chart you provided did not include set plays in arriving at the chances created. Your chart only referred to chances created from open play. Where set play are included, it is always stated.

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HOW TO SUCCEED IN THE EPL:CHANCES CREATED AND CHANCE CONVERSION

A common statistic that many people have begun to value and notice a lot recently is the chances created statistic. Chances created, according to Opta's website, is defined as "assists plus Key passes" where a Key Pass is "the final pass or pass-cum-shot leading to the recipient of the ball having an attempt at goal without scoring" (Opta is a company that tracks and generates a ton of data in soccer). So basically, any pass that leads to a shot is considered a chance created.

Chances Created
The appeal of this measure is that it can value players that play on weaker teams better than assists do. For a player on a weaker team, it is harder to record assists since they are playing with teammates that are less likely to score. Chances created is a fairer statistic because it does not value the strength of your teammates as much. Overall, it can highlight creative players that are often overlooked because they are on weaker teams and do not have as many assists.
http://www.soccerstatistically.com/blog/2011/11/9/how-to-succeed-in-the-epl-chances-created-and-chance-convers.html
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4. What you should have done was to separated chances created from open play from those created for set play as done in the 1st chart below for 2012/2013. It clearly shows Baines is the best creator from open play and set play. He created 113 total chances and 54 from open play. Rooney created 82 Chances from open play while only 18 were from set play. Clearly distinguished.

Last season, Rooney 82 chances created from open play made him the 2nd highest creator in EPL behind Hazard. He is the best creator in Manchester United as it has always been.

6. If the statistics you publish here are further subject to figures deduction and additions, what any value addition do they add to this discussions/thread? The figures you give should stand on their own.

From the above, I have no need to write further. Only people who don't watch United matches will not appreciate Rooney. Considering he has to touch the ball 46 time in dangerous area before losing it, while hyenas Berbatov and Chicharito only touches it 20/16 times before losing it tells how much of a legend Rooney is to Manchester United.

chaircover: 8 - The sweet talker . . .The type who can sell a used car to a blind man . . .us women love hearing sweet-nothings and this one will take a woman to cloud nine and below zero in no time. Run away from this one

biolabee: A Voyeuur....

kulyie: worefa sometimes its good to compare sizes and colours of different joysticks.how can you if not by looking at one or more men urinating in public especially when you cannot enter a male loo or the person is a sex worker to see disfferent shaved and unshaved :p of tall and short men

Gboliwe: This isnt a one off thing, its a habit already.
na God that saved me that day o.

kulyie: look away ke what can fa as soon as a man is unzipping his jeans and facing the wall,my eyes are always eager to see what he is about to bring out.wetin consain me if he dey frown face for me :p if you dont want me to see it,then dont urinate in public,its soo gross

Ujujoan: Mumu . . . I know you want to talk, but I don't have your time today.
waka pass o jare . .

Gboliwe: lol. If the man didnt want to be stared at, he should have acted decently.

I listened to one radio programme a long time ago when this topic was discussed, there they were more like asking what should be done to people who pee by the roadside. I remember it was majorly agreed that a conscious staring at them doing it would make them stop. Lol. I thought it would work until some boy then stoned me and I had to scuttle away. Lol

Ujujoan: Contributions doesn't have to be financial alone . . . What of mothers who don't have any source of income? Are they bad mums too ??

Actually, I'm not here to argue about this issue, especially with you. Whatever works for a couple is fine. Like I said, I grew up knowing dad as the sole provider, and I don't respect my mum any less!

Things are a bit different in my own home because I have to buy diapers and formula by myself
But I still don't think I'm a better mum to my child than my own mother was to me.

Tony Spike: The frequency of rape is getting so worrisome these days...

For more information, read

SOURCE http://www.punchng.com/metro/three-men-rape-14-year-old-brand-her-a-witch/

funmeme: Something shud be done about it, seriously. Last week saturday, I was somewhere around ogudu{on the road o}, waiting for someone in the car and dis man came from nowhere and started unzipping, I quickly opened the boot from inside d car just to alert him dat someone is watching but d man didn't even boder, he jst brot out his tin and continued....I felt bad like.....seriously!!!

Guitarlife: A man is supposed to act like one. I am yet to come across that woman that will open her ant infested mouth to abuse my family or say something unbecoming. When we start dating, I make it obvious that I do not take shit. Getting a man to marry these days especially in Nigeria is harder than getting a job in an oil company. I know that fact and i act it too.
I wonder how a man will allow a woman to bully him Presently I have six women, two older than me, three my age and one six years younger than me that all wants to get married to me. they all know i am a prize so they all try not to loose thier head or mouth.
The point I am trying to say is that the girl might be right after all, for you to be confused even after the lady has taken you to the cleaners means you are insecure. Grow a pair of ballz and act like the man that you are.
A million virgins are out there waiting for you to say Hi.
Presently I am being serious with a virgin and that doesnt even give her the right to rub it in my face or act stupid cos she knows I know my worth. Do you know yours ?

Originalsly: Really? I know for a fact New York City has very very few public restrooms/toilets.You need to pee then you go to one in a public park, a library, a very large store or fast food restaurant like Mc Donalds or gas station. Small stores, restaurants, hair salons, etc would even have a sign at the Saying "Restrooms are for Customers Only".Go ask politely and they will politely tell you it is out of order.Pee in public and you are very likely to be arrested and fined.

So what do men do? Driving? ..always have a botte under the driver seat. Taxi drivers? ..water bottle and long neck funnel. Caught in traffic?...pee right there in d car.women?...only they and heaven know what they do!

ibkaye: I'm very visual so once I catch even a hint, it's over, looking away does nothing to erase it

ibkaye: No doubt but try to be discrete about it!
I'm not even going to answer that

owolabifunke14: Saw one big joystick of a guy that was urinating inside the gutter at alapere last week when I went to visit my friend and felt disgusted throughout that day.

ibkaye: It's not just men by the way, some women do it as well, even without the more 'convenient' instrument.

The classy ones don't and won't, I mean openly. I can understand if you're DESPERATE and go behind somewhere or whatever but some people are just too casual about it.

jackbauersballs: I personally am not convinced that any of those names up there are better than Rooney,but yeah I agree that if Sir Rednose had had his way, Rooney would have been sold to even Enyimba of they could afford him.

But unfortunately for us, The manure board is refusing to play ball