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Family › Re: Living With A Cheating Husband by coogar:
Chillisauce: When I say 99% of men living in Nigeria are cheats,, I knew it.
these men must be cheating with domestic animals and inanimate objects. all the women living in nigeria are saints.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 11:34pm On Aug 15, 2013
if wenger actually kicked out 17 players then he's banking on some deadline fire-sale on the 1st/2nd september. wenger would bring in another 6-7 players like he did arteta & andre santos.
Family › Re: Living With A Cheating Husband by coogar: 11:24pm On Aug 15, 2013
i don't believe these stories.
no man at ojukwu's age could have been that virile unless he's related to ron jeremy!
Family › Re: 7 Types Of Men To Avoid by coogar: 11:19pm On Aug 15, 2013
adaobi123: It seems coogar has got all the family female poster wrapped around his finger grin tongue
i wish....
all these women are married with at least 7 children each. this is just banter.
Family › Re: 7 Types Of Men To Avoid by coogar: 11:16pm On Aug 15, 2013
Pataki: Coogar oko omoge!
coogar is now a priest - old things passed away. grin
Family › Re: 7 Types Of Men To Avoid by coogar: 8:10pm On Aug 15, 2013
alutacontinua: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Ol boy...see insu**
coogar, just go to bed tongue tongue
comot for here, jor. go and find a university to do your aluta. "toasting" in session....
Crime › Re: Market Where Human Parts Are Sold In London ‘viewer Discretion Is Advised’ by coogar: 8:08pm On Aug 15, 2013
the stuff were made from pork.....it's so pathetic people don't read. the pork were processed & designed to look like human flesh.
Family › Re: Costumes To Try In The Bedroom That'll Drive Your Man Crazy by coogar: 8:03pm On Aug 15, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]I give up!!! sad sad sad. Nuns, it will take a real freak to want them or even their dress up. I guess its the thought of what you cant have. Coogar, your fantasy... lipsrsealed[/quote]well......
Family › Re: How Do I Kill This Appetite Without Commiting Adultery Or Sin? by coogar: 8:01pm On Aug 15, 2013
Phema: Even Coogar knows not to blame the woman in this. . . The power of Sex! tongue
the wife is blameless, husband is obnoxious!

alutacontinua: I givvup! angry angry angry
*trying to form a fist to defend myself*
goodluck to you on that....
Family › Re: Costumes To Try In The Bedroom That'll Drive Your Man Crazy by coogar: 7:58pm On Aug 15, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]Why is Coogar always so twisted. huh huh huh. That is a holy symbol. God!!![/quote]bwahahahaha.....

you really haven't seen some of those sorority parties with chics turning up in habits but with some sëxy victoria secrets lingerie beneath the habits. baby_123, the next time you are coming to the world, try and come as a man. grin
Family › Re: 7 Types Of Men To Avoid by coogar: 7:55pm On Aug 15, 2013
steph7: Haha! coogar shame on u, is that all u've got. Ok verbally
you are already swooning - let me stop before you collapse.... grin
Family › Re: How Do I Kill This Appetite Without Commiting Adultery Or Sin? by coogar: 7:46pm On Aug 15, 2013
alutacontinua: angry angry angry angry angry angry embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
I will tell ehrm ehrm ehrm....kulyie! I be lyk say she get power well well. cool
she's busy too - auditioning for pasuma's latest music video. grin cheesy
Family › Re: Costumes To Try In The Bedroom That'll Drive Your Man Crazy by coogar: 7:45pm On Aug 15, 2013
Royal Roy: Hahaha....Aunty....no be those kain Naija maid she dey talk about o.......haven't u seen hot French maid outfits??

I guess a pair of "pantyhoes" & high heels in bed will do some trick for me!!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
how ironic?
a nun's habit is what does it for me. the thrill behind bänging a nun is rapturous cheesy grin
Family › Re: How Do I Kill This Appetite Without Commiting Adultery Or Sin? by coogar: 7:39pm On Aug 15, 2013
alutacontinua: tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Come and kick me. sad sad sad sad sad sad
I will report you to ileoba grin grin grin
ileoba? she's in labour at the moment - she's out of service so who are you going to run to for help?
Family › Re: 7 Types Of Men To Avoid by coogar: 7:37pm On Aug 15, 2013
steph7: I want it in sign language tongue. Madam CC don't mind Coogar oh. All na mouth cheesy
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Family › Re: How Do I Kill This Appetite Without Commiting Adultery Or Sin? by coogar: 7:32pm On Aug 15, 2013
alutacontinua: and why is coogar on the same page with majority of the posters today? undecided tongue
and to say his stand and point of view is not awkward shocked shocked shocked shocked
coogar, sup? How's ur bald-head huh tongue tongue cool wink
aluta, you better pack your bags and leave before i kick you in the tummy.....who are the majority? bald head? you wish, my afro makes barry white green with envy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:13pm On Aug 15, 2013
KingBauer: Has the bar fallen so low? cheesy
that's the point - we have a quality side, just short in numbers in the midfield. we must replace hargreaves, fletcher and scholes. any midfielder capable of breaking play and passing the ball from 5 yards would do.
Family › Re: How Do I Kill This Appetite Without Commiting Adultery Or Sin? by coogar: 7:04pm On Aug 15, 2013
Guitarlife: Yes boss, but you will agree with me that OP already got all the justification she needed to go commit adultery on this thread already. There was a need to slam her on the head with chidi Lloyd's mace of reason to prevent her from going ahead with such a sinister plot which was exactly what I did.
if it was her husband that was getting short-changed in the bedroom, he would have committed the adultery. why can't the woman? this is not what she signed for on her wedding day. the hubby should shape up and stop depriving the OP her marital rights.
Family › Re: 7 Types Of Men To Avoid by coogar: 7:02pm On Aug 15, 2013
chaircover: Loooool . . .
Okay o! I see all the babes falling over themselves tongue grin
which means a longer shopping list next month - chaircover, all i need is 40% discount. i am your biggest customer.....sort something for me o!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:00pm On Aug 15, 2013
ozil is not cut for the premier league - even the more aesthetically-driven la liga exhausts ozil. by the 70th minute, ozil is literally out of breath

strootman
essien
lassana diarra
fellaini
mulumbu
tiote

those are the kinda midfielders we need right now....
Family › Re: 7 Types Of Men To Avoid by coogar: 6:56pm On Aug 15, 2013
chaircover: which skills undecided undecided undecided
I am yet to hear a scandal about cooger and I am yet to see to babes tear off their Brazilian weave over cooger
skills ko . . .technique ni tongue grin
that's the skill i am talking about - completing a mission unhurt and undiscovered take special talent.

I still come accorss the odd story of some NL legends such as whitelexi and theseeker lipsrsealed
witless apprentices....
if they are good at what they do, you shouldn't have come across their odd story. grin like i said, i am super-ill with my skillz.
Family › Re: How Do I Kill This Appetite Without Commiting Adultery Or Sin? by coogar: 6:52pm On Aug 15, 2013
Guitarlife: What am saying is, yes husband has a problem. Which home doesn't? This woman is only a hairs breath close to making out with other men. Don't we have women with super high libidos losing their husbands? some stay for years before remarrying while some don't in some occasions. Marriage! This is a marriage not a fling. The poster needs to be severely rebuked for even muting the idea of adultery and brandishing same in our faces. What is she? A maniac? Let's assume the husband seeks for help and couldn't make any significant progress what will she do? All these kids getting married due to societal pressure. I blame GEJ.
i hope you don't go into marriage with this mentality - you are bound to father other men's children at this rate. there's nothing as important as good sex in marriage - the ability to impregnate a woman is the simplest of task - even the mentally-deranged agberos can do that so what credits should a man get for what even dogs/cats can achieve?

her concern is very very genuine....ignore at your own peril!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:48pm On Aug 15, 2013
why would ozil leave his comfort zone and come to the more physical premier league? moyes is clueless - sign fellaini, station him as a DM and when we need goals, push him forward to unleash his nuisance value on the opponents - fellaini can be used like city use yaya toure!
Family › Re: 7 Types Of Men To Avoid by coogar: 6:44pm On Aug 15, 2013
steph7: coogar, come and show me your skills tongue
how do you want it? verbally or lyrically? i can even communicate via sign language romantically. coogar is ill with the skills.
Family › Re: Living With A Cheating Husband by coogar: 6:11pm On Aug 15, 2013
Pat80: If a man is cheating his wife so much so, that the wife has tried all means to convince him to desist. It has gone bad that possibly the man now has kids outside wedlock. What advice can be given to the wife in order to lessen her pain while still married to the cheating husband?
look the other way....if it will make her feel better, she can also get a young lover to even the score.
Family › Re: 7 Types Of Men To Avoid by coogar: 4:12pm On Aug 15, 2013
Tinkybabe: Hmmm!Don't all men fall under one or more of these categories..of varying degree of course.
So Coogar,you've been sweet talking me all along angry angry angry.You've been exposed tongue tongue
May God help we ladies ooo.
don't tell me my sweet talks have not swooned you.... i am ill with the skills. cool
Family › Re: 7 Types Of Men To Avoid by coogar: 11:22pm On Aug 14, 2013
steph7: lol, yea right! go ahead. I have already told him tongue. So coogar, you're buddies with talkatives
i can't stand motor-mouths....
coding is the best policy - i don't even talk around chics. you never know who knows who. wink
Family › Re: Should A Mother Be Allowed To Breastfeed In A Public Swimming Pool? by coogar: 10:51pm On Aug 14, 2013
shameless woman!
some women just lack decorum and panache. breastfeed at the poolside in the full glare of dozens of strangers. she should have been arrested for indecent exposure - who wants to see her darkened brëast aureoles?
Family › Re: 7 Types Of Men To Avoid by coogar: 10:44pm On Aug 14, 2013
steph7: naa!!he has a regular case of diarrohea mouth. Guys that talk too much deserve to be flogged
i know this dude o..... don't make me tell him. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:01pm On Aug 14, 2013
jackbauersballs: Lol whatever cheesy
Abeg I'm audi...
we are still selling membership forms - jackbauer, join the red devils. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:59pm On Aug 14, 2013
elampiro: I corrected it almost immediately, far before you responded. It is not easy to argue after a hectic day.
the error is unforgivable....you have been demoted!

However, the chart clarified everything. It shows at a glance the best creators in EPL. Even the season Rooney was said to be poor, look at his figures.
yes, he copped 82 chances from open play - rooney is world class. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:55pm On Aug 14, 2013
jackbauersballs: I literally spat out my tea when I saw that...

Lambert almost got a brace there..yet that Ghanian boy is MOTM...even ahead of Kenny Miller who has been worrying that England defence today...

Well I dont expect ITV to give it to a Scotsman though... undecided
welbeck's team won, welbeck scored, welbeck completed 90 mins. you can hardly dispute the award.

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