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FamilyRe: Feminism: A Joke In Nigeria—for Now! by coogar: 2:26pm On Jun 04, 2015
VictoriaBee:
Proof?
BTW, all men marry no matter his behaviour.
....which further proves the male is the superior gender. grin
GamingRe: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 12:48am On Jun 04, 2015
moonraker:
You forgot to add Aubamenyang to that list. Welp, i guess i would really have to quit fifa after all.
aubamenyang & his 99 pace!
i have never used him but he would be hot after this upgrade.

lewandowski is my #1 target.
no need to get robben or neuer. i have the better version(TOTY). i would definitely get boateng & muller though.

i was surprised pisczeck didn't make TOTY. alaba & hummels also failed to make the cut. i am excited about the cards.....but they are damned too expensive!
FamilyRe: Feminism: A Joke In Nigeria—for Now! by coogar: 12:35am On Jun 04, 2015
cococandy:
maybe you should turn around and advice yourself grin
Because everything you're saying affects you.

I'd implore you to be wary of pretentious ladies too instead of praising them as example to follow or wife material.

Those females that make excuses for misbehaving men.
"He's a man
"Men are like that
"Maybe you're not being a good wife
"Wear red pants and black bra.
"Pray and endure.

You know the basic typacrap kind.
Nobody can really tell when it comes to holier than thou people. Advice yourself cheesy
don't you just worry about me......
i am in the safest hands you can ever think of. with the wealth of experience i happen to possess, i can tell the chaff from the wheat.....all i need is to hear her speak for 2-5 minutes. grin

you have to admit some of us are blessed. cheesy
FamilyRe: Feminism: A Joke In Nigeria—for Now! by coogar: 12:19am On Jun 04, 2015
cococandy:
Arowolo is the one that killed his wife right?
If I were to be afraid that someone will kill my sister or friend, I'd be more afraid of the kinds of men that make excuses for abusers.
If they make such excuses chances are they could do same if they find themselves in such shoes.
if arowolo was making such excuses for abusers, no one would have married him. he was a staunch christian, a virgin male & a closet feminist. grin

"Maybe he was pushed to the wall"
"Maybe she wasn't submissive enough"
"Maybe she insulted him and he hit her and she mistakenly died"
"Maybe she cheated on him"

Many of them here for this profile. That is one reason I would chose him above them.
if i were you, i would be wary of the "holier than thou" men.....with the ones who make excuses, you already know what to expect. with the she-males, may heaven help your sister or friend. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:15am On Jun 04, 2015
elampiro:
Okay, can you list the 14 matches you said Rooney played as a centre forward? Let's know the matches you are referring to.
i shouldn't be doing your job for you.
you know those games - add up his league games and the FA cup.

You are confusing yourself here. When you started the argument, you weren't referring to a lone striker. Which line do you want to tow now?
where did welbeck play as a CF? did he use the help of a strike partner in any of the games he started as a 9? if rooney & hernandez started upfront together, which of them is the 9?

Whoscored treats them as two yellow cards. -0.5 and -.05. He had 3 yellows which is -1.5
he was sent off!
he got 2 yellows & a red. it would be treated as 3 different offences, the red would have a bigger impact on his numbers.

Jones is -1.5 too.

At them end, these figures matter not. It will only result in less that -0.01. So what's the use of it?
the difference would be between smalling's average in the other games he played AND the one where he bagged the red.
FamilyRe: “I Recorded 6,000 Phone Calls Of My Wife’s Conversation With Boyfriends” by coogar: 12:10am On Jun 04, 2015
african women & their pretentious attitude!

6,000 different criminal conversations? shocked
why did she marry? she should have just opened a brothel near the master bedroom & offer her sushi to her clients on a daily basis.

na their types would be on the forum forming saintly wife while bad-mouthing african men. good for her that she was exposed by the hubby. irresponsible women like her should not be pitied.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:02am On Jun 04, 2015
elampiro:
Which kind talk be this? Did Van Gaal list who was the SS among his two strikers?

Rooney played only 8 matches as a lone striker. So what excatly does your 14 matches stand for?
there was a strike partner!
hernandez played against swansea
RVP played against burnley


Smalling had only 1 yellow card all season. Jones had 3 yellow cards.
smalling has 2 yellow cards that became 1 red. 2 yellow, 1 red

Apart from Rojo who had 6 yellow cards, our defenders did well in terms of discipline.
this information is irrelevant!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:59pm On Jun 03, 2015
raumdeuter:
A spurs fan can celebrate Harry Kane all he wants but to tell us he's better than Aguero on a public forum you would be called out for bullshit

You can like your hazard but that doesn't mean you shouldn't know his mates or tell us he's better than neymar
neymar is better than 5 hazards!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:49pm On Jun 03, 2015
elampiro:
1. Rooney CF 8 goals in 16 matches. Welbeck 4 goals in 14. grin
.
Rooney scored as a CF against:
Swansea---1
QPR---------1
Arsenal------1 FA CUP
Sunderland ---2
Aston Villa-----1
Preston----------1 FA CUP
Tottenhma-------1 goal
against QPR & swansea, rooney was an SS. he had a strike partner. welbeck was a lone striker in all the matches he played as a CF. how can you call rooney a CF when he had a partner & a CF when he was a lone striker?

elampawa, you are a fraud!

2. Smalling red card was just -1. Jones yellow cards= -1.5


These is even insignificant considering they played over 20 matches each. -1.5 mark over twenty matches = less 0.1
so smalling didn't bag yellow cards here & there? are you high on skunk?

Look for another excuse.

3. I f I listed the matches Welbeck fired blank, the page will be begging me....... cheesy
no page can beg you!
the most damning stat is that king rooney hasn't scored an away goal in the league for the past 15 months. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:30pm On Jun 03, 2015
elampiro:
Lies from the pit of hell. Rooney scored 8 goals from 16 CF games. He had 3 Assists.
it is 4 in 14.

rooney fired blanks as a CF against....
sunderland(away)
burnley(away)
newcastle(away)
liverpool(away)
man city
everton(away)
palace(away)
hull(away)

chaiiiii, rooney is a liability. grin

It doesnt matter where Rooney played and got his red card. As long as he got a red card it affected his over all season rating.
but we are not talking about his overall rating. we are looking at the respective ratings in the CF position. if rooney didn't bag the red in the CF position then his rating with welbeck in the CF position can be compared without excuses.

where's your logic?

Rooney beats Welbeck in overall season rating by the zillion mark.
but he didn't beat welbeck as a CF....look at their ratings in the CF position.

Red card is just -1 in one match. Yellow card is -0.5. I see no difference here. I am sure Jones even had more cards sef.
that -1 could be the 0.15 difference over the season.


Rooney 8 goals from CF
Welbeck 4 goals.

Rooney >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Welbeck. In all department of the game.
rooney 4 in 14
welbz 5 in 14

welbeck shytes on rooney!

elampiro:
Lies. Premier League website copy opta's presumed formation crafted out from the starting eleven. This was how they always mislead people ad I have exposed them here times without number.
how can premier league copy opta stats when EA sports run their matches. another lie exposed!

Against Sunderland, Rooney was a CF. You remember when you lied that Falcao left immediately he won the penalty until I brought the time he left. Rooney scored two goals as a CF. Rooney has 8 goals as a CF.
you are a tool!
falcao won the penalty, rooney scored from it. the difference between when the goal was scored & when falcao went off was the period it took to send brown off(sunderland were protesting against the foul & the mistake the ref made sending the wrong man off), the time rooney wasted in taking the penalty, restart the game. during this period, no football action was recorded.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:12pm On Jun 03, 2015
elampiro:
They are wrong, as they always do. Rooney had 8 matches as a CF. iLISTED THEM ALL
After the htrick he went 1,000 matches without a goal. grin
rooney played 14 games as CF & scored 4 goals. 2 of the best football sites had it so, where's your own link that proves otherwise?

Welbeck won the FA Cup. This boosted his rating very high. Whoscored award extra marks to triumphant teams and their players. grin
welbeck didn't play in the FA cup final or semis...

stop lying!

That's a lie. Red card has little negative mark. Rooney had a red card and still got average marking marking in the match. He didnt have below. Fabregas got a red card and till made whoscored bext XI. Phil Jones had many yellow cards, yet still made EPL best XI.
rooney wasn't a CF when he got his red card - i fail to see how that could have affected his rating in the CF role.

Jones >>>> Smalling
jones & smalling played in one position throughout the season. smalling bagged a red, jones didn't. that's the only difference between them this season.

Rooney greater than all these players.

Hazard 7.96 1st in the EPL
Rooney 7.28
Kane 7.28
Sterling 7.27
Young 7.23
Oscar 7.20
RVP 7.11
Benteke 7.08
Ramsey 7.07
etc,etc


I cant even see Welbeck in the first 100. Rooney is 27 in EPL, 3rd in Manchester United.
in the CF role,
welbeck >>>>>> rooney

elampiro:
Rooney scored as a CF against:
Swansea---1
QPR---------1
Arsenal------1 FA CUP
Sunderland ---2
Aston Villa-----1
Preston----------1 FA CUP
Tottenhma-------1 goal
8 goals as a centre forward but Ekwe Sample will always lie to us.
How can 8 become 4?
why do you always lie?
then you listed the sunderland game when the premier league website confirmed rooney played in the hole behind falcao. how's rooney a CF when he was in the hole?

2 goals against sunderland should not be in your calculation. rooney scored 4 in 14, welbeck scored 5 in 14. rooney has 1 away goal in the league since march last year. cheesy

welbeck is rooney's father. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:59pm On Jun 03, 2015
suxxman:
gringrin
All Hail King Rooney!!
the king that has never won a golden boot or lead his team to any major trophy. grin cheesy

if rooney was from denmark, he would be driving trucks in copenhagen grin
FamilyRe: Feminism: A Joke In Nigeria—for Now! by coogar: 10:56pm On Jun 03, 2015
cococandy:
Seriously I would not recommend someone I've never met to a relative of mine but if marriage were to be compulsorily between two folks who've never met before and I had to choose from on here, he would be my first choice.
goodluck to that babe..... grin

the she-male has similar attributes with akolade arowolo. hopefully, you would get arrested as an accessory to murder when your first choice maims the chic you introduced. cheesy

taiocol:
I mean the fat dude,
fat dude - ice cube
slim dude - chris tucker
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:53pm On Jun 03, 2015
suxxman:
Rooney is Crap!!
king rooney?
the best striker of his generation is crap? this is sacrilegious! about 400 years ago, you could be put in prison for such blasphemy.
FamilyRe: Feminism: A Joke In Nigeria—for Now! by coogar: 10:51pm On Jun 03, 2015
taiocol:
What's the name of the guy on the left,
ice cube
FamilyRe: Feminism: A Joke In Nigeria—for Now! by coogar: 10:48pm On Jun 03, 2015
njokusboy:
Lolzzz, so it's about likes errr grin grin grin
so the she-male does it for the likes? grin
when some people are not relevant in the real world, they seek relevance online by posting balderdash to appeal to the brainless bimbos who co-sign such moronic posts. they must be feeling used now that the confession is out....

cococandy:
I'm not naming names o but the hypocrisy on this section is nauseating sha. That the culprits can't see it for themselves is a perfect example of egocentrism;nothing is wrong as long as I'm the one doing it. Hehehehe
I know a certain lady who'd type something in support of a guy in a given scenario and any lady who countered her is a witch and evil and women would be their own worst enemies because of that single incident and bla bla bla. grin
Why can't guy people do the same thing you recommend others to do? Support francistony even if he's calling the guys out or sit down and learn from him as he's a perfect husband material.
Orisirishi.
you must have sisters or female relatives somewhere on this planet. recommend them to him now.....learn from someone that lost his virginity to a man? cheesy grin

pass! cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:43pm On Jun 03, 2015
suxxman:
Rooney's a Fluke!! Dunno why some peeps chose to consistently deny the truth Openly but deep down, they know and accept it.
rooney is a liability! grin
FamilyRe: Feminism: A Joke In Nigeria—for Now! by coogar: 10:41pm On Jun 03, 2015
Nonso23:
27 million Nigerians are mentally challenged. grin
https://i.imgur.com/SD3sRvQ.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:35pm On Jun 03, 2015
elampiro:
Who scored is wrong in the number of games played as a CF. I have listed Rooney matches. Is it whoscored I should believe or the matches I know Rooney was used as a CF.
whoscored is not wrong!
they have highlighted where rooney played & how many goals he has scored!

It's interesting you are bringing this rating. You know for sure this whoscored rating you use here, will kill you in the future arguments. grin It's boosted by Welbeck's hatrick in the Champions League.
so welbeck scored a hatrick last season? where was rooney's hatrick? grin

Okay,

Centre Defence.
Smalling---- 7.35
Jones---------7.50

Jones >>>>>> Smalling.

Phil Jones is the only Manchester United player who entered whoscored XI of the season. grin According to whoscored, Jones was Manchester United best player this season.
smalling's unfortunate red card against city is the difference! and as you can see, the difference is just 0.15. compare that to the difference between welbeck & rooney. grin


welbeck >>>>>>>>> rooney!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:36pm On Jun 03, 2015
folba:
When u talk of a complete striker Benteke is more complete:Talk of hold up play,positioning,aerial prowess ,he is good on both feet and he is got the strength needed for d premier league.
chicharito's hold up play has improved greatly. he's pacier than benteke & he's the deadliest finisher in europe.

benteke would have served us better this season when we lacked proper midfielders who can make slide-rule passes. that ship has sailed now. we are now a semi tiki-taka team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:33pm On Jun 03, 2015
folba:
I won't argue its easy to settle in the premier league and I don't believe Lewy struggled in his first season 2 top scorer in the league.
don't pay attention to that ruminant animal. lewandowski made team of the season last season & this season. how's he a flop?
FamilyRe: Feminism: A Joke In Nigeria—for Now! by coogar: 9:32pm On Jun 03, 2015
SAMBARRY:
coogar the picture that you couldn't post coco has posted it so my question is is that the description of your God? grin
yes!
FamilyRe: Feminism: A Joke In Nigeria—for Now! by coogar: 9:25pm On Jun 03, 2015
SAMBARRY:
since you have a mental picture of what God looks like kindly post the picture of God on this thread. I want to see him with my korokoro eyes


Apart from the gender of God is he Oyinbo or black, , short or tall fat or slim
Oya o post pictures of him or adonb wink
how can you see God when you have attended owambe parties 20 times more than you have been in a church? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:22pm On Jun 03, 2015
folba:
But @ least he is better than chicha
chicha is better than benteke!
which yeye benteke? with good passers of the ball like herrera, mata, carrick, gundogan, schneiderlin in the team, chicha would score 25 league goals easily.
FamilyRe: Feminism: A Joke In Nigeria—for Now! by coogar: 9:19pm On Jun 03, 2015
Nonso23:
lets use ASHIM then cheesy
Perfectly aligned with the cause! grin
him in ASHIM as a male gender vibe to it.
i think ASHER is more apt. grin cheesy

this is what happens when females are not comfortable in their skin. if sex change surgery is as cheap as paracetamol, many of these feminazis would fly the coop & become men instantly! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:10pm On Jun 03, 2015
folba:
United pulled out of Clyne's deal,Perez won't release Bale, I think Herrera beats Gundogan based on present form coz am scared he might no reach his peak again,last season wasn't very convincing(Falcao,Hagreaves ought to have bin a lesson).Shaw have to step up his game and stay fit and so is Di Maria.Chicha shouldn't be our CF(maybe plan B) I will prefer a Benteke.I hope Depay will be able to cope with the physicality of the premier league coz I heard he likes to hold on to play and take on players and shoot which totally contradicts LVG philosophy safety first.Our best signing will DDG tho it looks a lost course.
whoever we sign as RB wouldn't matter & maybe LVG wants to give rafael another go!

gundogan is better than herrera, you can question his fitness, you cannot question his skills.

i don't mind blind in the LB position if shaw refuses to step up.

benteke isn't clinical. he misses 10 out of 11 clear cut chances. unless we want to start hoofing the ball, benteke should never wear our badge.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:07pm On Jun 03, 2015
MrTA:
I havent even scrolled down yet and I can already tell this is a pure lie. grin
when he says the last post - expect 50 more. he never changes. if you wanna meet a man that means the exact opposite of what he says, elampawa is your man! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:56pm On Jun 03, 2015
elampiro:
Rooney has 7 goals as a centre forward.

Rooney scored as a CF against:
Swansea---1
QPR---------1
Arsenal------1 FA CUP
Sunderland ---2
Aston Villa-----1
Preston----------1 FA CUP
grin

But this is not the issue. The issue is:


Rooney 12 goals
Welbeck 4 goals.

Yori Yori.

elampiro, stop lying!

welbeck
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2477055_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

rooney
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2477056_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

welbeck as a CF, 5 goals in 14 apps
wazza as a CF, 4 goals in 14 apps

5>>>>>>>>>4

welbeck as a CF - 7.43
wazza as a CF - 7.14

7.43 >>>>>>> 7.14 grin
FamilyRe: Feminism: A Joke In Nigeria—for Now! by coogar: 8:48pm On Jun 03, 2015
cococandy:
So God is a man.

Or a he's a sexless 'he' gender?

I give up lipsrsealed
God is a man!
with a white beard, deep guttural voice & a unibrow.

He said lets make man in our own image. He then created eve from the ribs of adam. God did not create eve like adam was made. that bit should be telling you God = male!

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