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Lol...

You are scared of talking to your girlfriend? Bro, how old are you? You better trash that family arrangement bull.shit and work on getting into an ideal relationship.... For your own sanity and peace of mind.

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He asked for 10 working days leave or off. Why not allow the 10 working days elapse without him returning first? I think we should behave like a civil people on this one.

Mega party indeed

Speedy and coconut.
Like there was koknomi in the coconut biscuit that year

Save your Mb


1. Two players have scored Premier League penalties with both feet: Bobby Zamora and Obafemi Martins.

2. Ryan Giggs has been substituted more times than any other player (134).

3. Mario Balotelli’s only assist in the Premier League was for Sergio Aguero’s title-winning goal vs QPR.

4. Wayne Rooney, Gareth Bale and Kevin Davies are the only players to score, assist and score an own goal in a single Premier League game.

5. Bale is the one of the three above to also get a yellow card in the same game.

6. Man United have never lost a Premier League game at Old Trafford in which they have been ahead at half-time.

7. Alan Shearer has missed the most Premier League penalties (11). In fairness, he’s also scored the most (56).

8. Last season was the first time West Ham recorded a positive goal difference in a top-flight season since 1985/86.

9. Former England goalkeeper Paul Robinson has scored, assisted and won a penalty in the Premier League. He also has more Premier League assists than any other keeper (five).

10. Darius Vassell scored in 46 different Premier League games – and didn’t lose any of them (still a record).

11. Only three players born after the Premier League began (August 1992) have scored Premier League hat-tricks: Raheem Sterling, Harry Kane and Romelu Lukaku.

12. The only person born before 1960 to score a Premier League hat-trick is Gordan Strachan.

13. David (x14) & James (x11) were the most common first names in the Premier League in 2010/11 – yet it was the first season in which David James did not appear.

14. Newcastle United won 34 points from losing positions in 2001/02; the most by a team in a single Premier League season. It was also the same number of points that they won in total when relegated seven years later.

15. In 2014/15, George Boyd became the fourth player to play for two relegated teams in the same Premier League campaign (others were Mark Robins in 94/95, Steve Kabba in 06/07 and David Nugent in 09/10).

16. In 2014/15, Leicester City spent longer at the bottom of the table without being relegated than any side in Premier League history (140 days).

17. Wes Morgan (2015/16), John Terry (2014/15) and Gary Pallister (1992/93) are the only outfield players to play every minute of the season for a Premier League title-winning side.

18. Peter Crouch has scored more headed goals (47) than 15 of the teams who have played in the Premier League.

19. Nuri Sahin (formerly at Liverpool) has played the most Premier League games of any player to be substituted off in all of their PL appearances (7).

20. Richard Wright has played a combined 12 Premier League games for Arsenal (12) and Man City (0)… and has two title medals.

21. Iago Aspas took more corners (often badly) than he had shots in the Premier League.

22. In 1997/98, Andy Roberts played 37 games in the Premier League and four of them came against Arsenal (two for Palace, two for Wimbledon).

23. Terry Connor (former Wolves boss) is the only manager to take charge of more than 10 Premier League games and not win a single one

Don't bother guys,I have done the clicking for you.

Here’s the thing: Some boob behaviors that seem like they have nothing to do with sag can actually contribute to it—so if you avoid them, your breasts will be better off. And considering that a recent UCLA study found that breast tissue ages two to three years faster than the rest of your body, you might want to quit any habit linked to a flaccid pair—like these.


Crash Dieting

Cycling back and forth between the same five to 10 pounds probably won’t make a dent in your set. But yo-yo dieting 30 or so lbs over and over? Definitely. Each time you gain and lose weight, breast tissue becomes more slack, kind of like old tights, says Michael Edwards, M.D., a breast surgeon and president of the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery.


Smoking

Even your breasts can’t escape the damage cigarettes do. “Any amount of smoking weakens and ages skin by decreasing the blood supply to the skin surface,” says Edwards.


Skipping Sunscreen

Exposing your face to UV rays without a protective coating of sunscreen can lead to premature wrinkles, and it has the same effect on breast sag by stretching out collagen and damaging skin, says Edwards.


Wearing an Unsupportive Bra

Whether it’s the boulder holder you wear during the day or the sports bra you change into at the gym, not sporting proper support is a big reason for droop. “The more your boobs bounce around, the more stressed breast skin and collagen become,” says Edwards. Stop in a lingerie shop and ask for a fitting just to make sure you’re wearing the right bra for your shape.


High-Impact Workouts

The research is scant right now, but some experts say that the back-and-forth repetitive motions that happen when you run or do a similar workout can lead to a breakdown of breast collagen. But before you swear off the track or treadmill, read up on the details (and keep in mind that exercise helps you keep up a youthful appearance in other ways).

Are you a pharmacist?

He wants to infect that baby with germs now

Ewwww...

Yes. And there is nothing wrong with that. Fasting doesn't mean there are no cravings. It means denying or refusing to yeild to such. And remember, fasting isn't just about food alone.

If he (Agwu) had stopped at the end of the second paragraph, he would have said more with less. He messed it up with a long and needles epistle.

Lol. You no do again? 14 years for dream and you will know what's up. Lamo!

Edwinmason:
first it was christians now they are killing their own people

we pray the attack is not blamed on Christians anyways.

This is gross. May the souls of the departed find eternal rest.

Ntel or Smile 4glte

Ntle fluctuates tho.

Kogi
Lagos
Ondo
Edo
Delta
Nassarawa
Benue
Kaduna
Kano
Rivers
Anambara
Enugu
Oweri
Ogun
Oyo
Abuja
Niger

You become a cannibal.

I remember when a documentary was made about the decay of structures and facilities in this institution... In 2014/early 15. Its a shame on the police force that not much was done to address the issue and avert disasters like this. God rest the dead.

Love, Beauty, Time

That's a Bat

Ummm... Very unfortunate. I guess he did not count his blessing one by one before settling for suicide.

1.He had admission. - if only he knew the number of people patronising Jamb every year without making the cut.

2. He had accommodation. There are hundreds of students hanging and squatting all over campus but he wasn't in that category.

In fact let me not help him list them... Taking his life was a weak decision. He should have disqualified himself when he was still a spermatozoa and allowed other active competitors win the race to life.

People should be contented with what the have. Betting and gambling kills many more people and destinies than HIV.

I wish him rest tho

Congratulations.

Lol... Ogbeni, if you ask me na who I go ask? Pity him bro.

A decade? That has been the norm. They should sack all those criminals to make room for young blood joor.

Elkay3:
Confirm! Civil defense arms training at jaji.

So they now train cadets in jaji? Smh.
Jaji is for senior officers

Lol. That's a civil defense official.. Not a NA cadet

Ummm.. The pastor retire? Abi the church has been dissolved? BTW.. Who gets the money from the sales? Will it be refunded back to all the poor church members who contributed and raised money to build the church?

I am just asking.

Liver