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whats up Y'all?
I see U guys are keeping it real,

Wish you all a happy celebration,
we will all be alive to see the new year.

Dont drink and drive,
obey traffic signs,
always pray,
Believe in Him.
Peace.

Raymond88:
Don't be a fool!!

fool is not the right word,find a worse name for the slowpoke.

@post, this guy's "don jassy"s father,
he should assist his pop.

If i were him,i wont go down from my car,
this is Nigeria,a lawless enviroment!

crazykid:
Dry joke.

show a lil love na,haba

romade:
4 being truthful i score u 1.23/100

ita a pass mark sir
thank you

my bad, i copied and pasted sha,
i cant edit since it's not my original work.

Introductory Chemistry has been taught at Duke for about a zillion years by professor Bonk, he has been around forever. One year these two guys took the class and did pretty well on all the quizzes and mid-terms-so much so that going into the final, they each had a solid A.

These two friends were so confident going into the final, that the weekend before finals week (even though the final was on Monday), they decided to go to U of VA and party with some friends up there.

So they did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers and everything, they overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they found professor Bonk after the final and explained to him how they missed the final, they told him they went up to UVA for the weekend and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back and didn't have a spare and couldn't fix it for a long time and so were late getting back to campus.

Bonk thought this over and agreed that they could take the final the following day. The two guys, elated and relieved, studied that night and went in the next day at the time that Bonk had told them.

He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin.

They looked at the first problem which was something simple about molarity and solutions and was worth 5 points.

"Cool," they thought, "this is going to be easy."

They then turned the page. They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next page. It said only,

(95 points) Which tire?

thanks darkgoddess

good to see ya here princess

I wont marry a virgin,
i will marry a well behaved and intelligent gurl

If it happens that my well behaved and intelligent gurl is a virgin,
that will be great. . . period!

Many are virginns coz there was no opportunity,release them and you'll see stuffz

she said she juz left a relationship,
i think you should be her friend for sometime, common.
be a good friend and be there for her,
she obviously wants you but not now!

steve49ja:
@moyo
hit me on yim

Hit him real hard below the belt jor

stave9ja, long time,
how you dey?

fela has said it all,
remind me of that song.

Moyola:
nigerian women?

hi

LOL, i guess she wasnt even expecting Obama will have her on his list in the first place.

yup, read that too,
i guess this woman must have been thinking towards that line too.
By the way, When obama gets to white house, i'm sure his caller id will be WHITE HOUSE lol,
then, no one will take him for a prank caller

isnt it funny?
if it were Nigeria, do you know what woulda happened to the woman?

common, free your mind obvious!
what i dont know is if it shoulda been in joke section

set the proxy of your IE to whats shown on the freegate,simple.

On Wednesday, the Republican congresswoman got a call from President-elect Barack Obama, didn't believe it was him, and hung up on him. Twice.

According to Ros-Lehtinen's flack Alex Cruz, the congresswoman received the call on her cell phone from a Chicago-based number and an aide informed her that Obama wanted to speak to her. When Obama introduced himself, Ros-Lehtinen cut him off and said, "I'm sorry but I think this is a joke from one of the South Florida radio stations known for these pranks." Then she hung up.

Moments later, Obama tried again, this time through his soon-to-be chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel.

"Ileana, I cannot believe you hung up on the President-Elect," Emanuel said. And then--yes, you know what's coming--she hung up on Emanuel saying she "didn't believe the call was legitimate."

A short time later, Ros-Lehtinen received an urgent call from Rep. Howard Berman (D-Calif.), the chairman of the Foreign Affairs Committee, who informed her that she indeed hung up on Obama.

So, Obama tried again and this time he was successful. (Phew!)

"It is very funny that you have twice hung up on me," Obama said. Ros Lehtinen responded by telling Obama that radio stations in South Florida always make these sorts of jokes. Obama said similar pranksters reside in Chi-town.

"You are either very gracious to reach out in such a bipartisan manner or had run out of folks to call if you are truly calling me and Saturday Night Live could use a good Obama impersonator like you," Ros-Lehtinen joked with the president-elect.

Ros-Lehtinen then congratulated Obama on his victory and pledged to work together on behalf of all Americans. She also asked Obama to call Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ) and Rep. Albio Sire (D-NJ) to discuss Cuba policy.

Here's hoping they don't hang up on him.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20081203/pl_politico/26780_1


if this were Nigeria, the woman will never get re-elected if she plans on coming back lol,
drop a call on Obasanjo?
you go hear weeeeeeeeen

Ben20001:
nice poem

not a poem, its a letter

tgirl,can you interview MOYOLA plssssss

I dont really know which is worse btween MTN and NEPA (PHCN)
i subscribed for their night surfing,
2 months into it, i dont think i have used up to 12 days succesfully out of my subscription.
Those guys are just something else,
when you call they give you stories,
cant someone do something about it?
I guess the someone thats supposed to do something has collected something!
well before we do something,
they had better do something fast!

the know i'm talking about there is the reproductive aspect of the patner,
if you are children crazy, know if your patner is ok before you go into the union,
i dont support break up,
i am totally against it.

every one knows my stance on this,

for those gurls who "have done alot"
they will be the first to preach adoption,
thats why you should know your patner so well before marriage.

not dreaming felly,
i'm fully awake