₦airaland Forum

ibnzubair:
Dan zubairu? What the heck did you translate my name into?

i knw Ibn is an arabic word it means Son Of...
So your moniker read Ibnzubair thats Son of zubair (Dan Zubair)

I vote for security dog that can even sacrifice his life for it owner

Nice one Dan Zubairu

If to say na northerners dey hail bokoharams hmm the kind insult the go receive hmm.
But wait o with what am seeing with my korokoro eyes Niger delta can never get rid of it militants/terrorists

Its in order!
Its clear indication that he will fulfil the remaining ones

Chai see Yoruba woman but with oyinbo skin.
Yoruba you are too much

God bless PMB

Welcome development! Minus 1 hardworker/drug dealer

sammily:
Please I want people to help me out here. I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 months last 2 week ago and we agreed to visit her home last Sunday. I have always dropped her off around the place but I have never entered the house because I wasn't yet ready to meet the parent because we were just dating then and I wasn't yet sure that she was the one for me. Meanwhile all these while, My girl was only referring to her mum so I subconsciously concluded that the father is late. So last Sunday, I got to their house at Agege pen Cinema and what I saw was very sad. I saw a man looking so haggard in the sitting room and I greeted him, He answered in a very low tone and welcomed me. My girls mum soon came out to the sitting room and also greeted me. We exchanged pleasantries before my girl came out to join us in the discuss. At a point my girls mum brought out money and asked the haggard man to go and buy fuel to power the generator for me so that Heat will not disturb me.

We discussed at length after the man left. To cut the long story short, After the meeting we fixed another date for the second meeting that I was supposed to attend with a family member. When I was about leaving, I gave them some money and some to the man and he fell on his knees thanking me as if he has never owned N1000 in his entire life. When my girl was seeing me off, I asked her who the man was and lo and behold, it was her father. I couldn't believe my ears. it was like a rude joke. it was unbelievable. She must has sensed my confusion before she started telling me stories of how the man maltreated her mum when he had money, how he married another wife who squandered all his money and left them in penury. She said he used to beat her mum and all sorts which I cannot write here.

Since that Sunday till now, I've had no peace of mind, I've been thinking and imagining how a right thinking woman and her daughter can comfortably relegate the man of the house to a mere houseboy. That Sunday, the man was wearing a torn knicker and a white singlet that I won't even use to clean my car. Even my wife to be hushed him down when he came back and wanted to keep the fuel change to himself. Something is wrong somewhere, a woman who could treat her husband like this no matter what he did in the past is scary. I have not even picked her calls since that Sunday evening. I am scared and I don't know what to do next.

Bros there are morethan 1000k between us but i deem it necessary to warn u about the impeding danger if u marry from that family, pls for godsake and for the sake of your future kids run as fast as you can otherwise what had happened to her father may happen to u.
A word is enough for...

This is what normally happen when u elect street tout as your senator

sweetyme001:
What about if the car has alarm, how do we open it without the alarm going on?

Chai are u planning to steal someone's car?
Why worry about alarm if the car is yours

habby51:
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this is 1 of useless message I do get from the useless network provider I mistakenly choice for many years now.
When wll mtn change for gud and stop sending dia subscribers useless messages.
I think is high time dey pack off frm dis country, we are tired of dia fraudulent acts.
MTN & NCC, who's 2 be blame?

Bros go for DND (do not disturb) recently introduced.

Chai Northerners in kidnapping?
Hmm see what too much association with those so call hardworkers from other region has caused

Jessidaisy4:
Whats so special about this..mtcheeew

Help me ask them my sister

Kenkesh:
would the car fly for 600k....serios buyer, my contact is 08060656888

Bros fear God now.

Cute couple!
thank God say its too late otherwise i go snatch this your beautiful bride

Sai Yusuf! Sai Naija!
see those hypocrites that are yearning for Buy Naija

Who care about Protruding Belly since my deck can easily find it hole below the navel.
Anyway... its very good advice

Its time for Nigeria to let Biafrans secede, i swear to God they will be world number one drugs dealers in a matter of time.
Those niggers are to selfish they cant do decent business all they knew is to sell cocaine, 419, fake drugs, baby factory, kidnapping, arm robbery to mention but a few.
Though there are very few decent ones but majoritg carry the...

Where are all those ass licking hypocrites that are shouting Witch hunting?
How about this one? Its not witch hunting since its between FG and Alhaji.

HungerBAD:
Officers Protesting?

The Police Commission should sack them. Uniformed Personnel do not go on protests.

You go to where you are posted to. If you can't do the job,then you leave.

So hungerBAD u get sense like this?
I thought hunger has finished you.
Nice one

"the crowd said her head and breasts were removed"
I suspect Ritualists for this, I prayed they will never know peace for the rest of their lives

Oga ameachi your female friend fine o.
When u go rwcommend ladyf and sinaj?

Government should provide anti-rapist condom to Ikorodu women if they really want to catch Baddo abi na 2go.

Is it true that women mouth has same sharp with their pucci?
If its true then Bimbo pucci na...

ba7man:
They tend to follow PDP.

You are right

Very educative post.
whenever u figure out that your car failed to start as a result of Starter problem just grab a small stone and tab the starter,
The car wil start.

kainchix:
Frustration in Naija
I blame Buhari for this

U will blame Buhari even for your erectile dysfunction

Hmm Hausa man arrest his brother Welcome development, when wil Niger deltans immitate this habit?

Oya Nairaland Vaseline Crew come and rape this idiot

kendrick9:
wow, look at that.
She's perfect 10/10
I can do anything to bang this girl

Through masturbation abi

I think Bokoharams has change their location from North east to Niger delta.