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djeezy: okay cool. Will look her up. Do you know more ph based ones??

not reali jare. Derez a thread in d meet-up zone for ph naiaralanders sha. Used to b breeze in nd out.

MrsBreezy: Hmm but experience and training will only improve you...

Plus if you need no experience and training... I don't need to teach u and the bae then haha I'm sure yus are naturals

so well done. Exploiting d loopholes in every sentence I make. I respect dat

djeezy: Yea very. She's two years older than me and she didn't mind.lol. Very beautiful light skin lady...........We really Skyped a lot. She was using WiFi, me I was burning my data. hahaha.

na so na. D fins we do for...

djeezy: Yes that one is not a problem. We will definitely meet. Is Sarimah in ph too. Never knew.

yea, she's ph based bu skools in enugu.

djeezy: cooljoe Have you met any female nairalander and how did it go?

no sire, but sewiosly lookin forward to meetin u nd sarimah. T'd b quite feasible considering d location, "we" r al primarily based in PH

djeezy: azah88. she's south african. She had a strong crush on me and booked a flight to Nigeria, and cancelled after ebola outbreak in Nigeria. She stalked my ass here on NL, called me on phone always. Though she deactivated. I still miss her.

interesting. Very interesting

MrsBreezy: Lol yeah sure ill just naturally operate on yo asss when you're ill... since I need no experience...

no o. Nt dat one jare. Some things, u nid training nd experience, and in other matters, such tins as experience nd training can b dispelled

Djeezy - if u could have a one night stand with one nairalander, who will t be?

MrsBreezy: Awh haha divorce that's funny

Hahaha cause I look so experienced yeh?

arrrrrgggg, u don't nid to b experienced to b gud at samfin. U myte jst b a natural

MrsBreezy: Awh sure ask the bae to give u one... y'all can do some new and improved 69 ish

Yaaay hehe #Weretoocoollike.... Lol hope no one is going to jail...

lolz. Naaa, jst plenty of divorce nd real estate cases. An improved form of 69, lolz, if u'd teach us, we'd gladly learn

MrsBreezy: Hehehe just pm me haha they're all jelly cause were besties

my dear. Dere won't b any derailing, hencenforth, we'd jst create our own thread. really tired sha. D bae nd I had a stressful dae in court. In dire nid of a massage #tiredmuch

Godmother: Gosh at first I was scared o. Nothing must happen to Chika biko.

amen o. God forbid bad fin. Nt my chika abeg

djeezy: I want the first gender to be a girl......Audrey.

a boy please, and d name I'd lyk him to have is David

MrsBreezy: Hehe Okays haha ill be waiting...

hi babes. How r u. Nd hw was ya day. We'v bin warned against derailing threads today o

evegran: Okay. Here's one huge reason I will never be able to stand you. You're a big ass kid!

Very immature and annoyingly childish - it is the biggest turn off ever. Yeah?

Oh and pls get a life. Stop mentioning me. I'm really sick of checking mentions and seeing you in em. Joe move on!

a splendid week to u too

coolbibz: I'm sorry to intrude. I know it's no business of mine, but why do you type like this? "Me is a Christian sha sha" arrgh!! "fin"? c'mon! you are a guy, a purportedly "cool" one, and not some ratchet Ho. Please work on it, it could end up doing more harm than you ever imagined.

fanks sire for d notification. Wanted to ignore t al, bu decided to address t for d fun of t. Well, I will have u know I don't write dat way in official matas. Somtyms I type lyk dat, to kip d chat as informal as pawsible, nd some oda tyms, I want d reader to say d word jst d same way m sayin t in my mind, so I type t dat way. U know aw ijaws have a dificulty wiv d"sh" sound. So I may type fisssh, instead of jst fish, so u can fil d emphasis on "sh" jst d way u'd have heard t were u physicaly discusin wiv me. Nd some oda tyms, I jst do t for d hell of t. Fanks plenty

chibwike: Msbreezy is a gud friend of mine...she wont like to derail my thread

in da case, u have urself a deal

chibwike: please dont derail my thread oh...am begging you.

I'd try not to, bu I can't promise anyfin o, baby myte have oda ideas

MrsBreezy: Woop I'd love to meet you too Come chill in my gaff

awwww, bae, gud mawnin. Hope u slept well. I c u've picked d thread we'r gona derail today. #spnedid. Jst gee me a sec or two, lemme get to court nd c wat d magistrate has in store for us. I'd pm u once m done, nd we d derailin proper, may begin. Well who knows, mayb, jst mayb, we'd get to meet one day #udnevaknowwivlife

hifaif: You and MrsBreezy should stop derailing every thread you find each other on. It is not fair.

AwWww. So sorry boss, mrsbreezy and I just luv doing d derail ish. Ts so much fun. Bu I promise on behalf of her nd my humble self to b subtle abou t. We r so so sorry for anyone's gored oxes. #blesseddayahead

MrsBreezy: Lol he's probably asleep my babe so cute

Imma join him now hehehe goodnight love

nAaa, ceebee b doing badt fins, d lyks of which d censors won't let me type here. Gud nyte baby. Tomao we'd luk for a new thread to derail. Slip tyte #bighugforu

MrsBreezy: Lol I can't help it uhhhh the things I'd do to him ..

I don't like her bae Jason... always trying copy copy

lolz, neida do I. Feels lyk he's forcing t. His moves dnt flow lyk ceebee's. Givin d devil his due, he's ok sha, nt jst a natural lyk ceebee. Wat u fink ceeebee would b doing ryte now?

MrsBreezy: Omygosh that's my Baeeeee... he's so fine like

I love Jordan sparks too

#deresdatnerve. stop drooling nd wipe dat smirk of ur face. Yes, I know he's fne lyk dat, can sing nd dance too, dats aw I lyk artistes to b. Miss sparks is cul too, wonderful voice shez gat

MrsBreezy: Lol really? Ed sheeran? Omygosh he's so :/.. he was in my estate in Galway before...

Awh hahah that's so cute

waow, dats cul. Nd guess who I jst listened to. Yea u guessed ryte, jst had a dose of ceebeez wondaful singing talent #finechinaandnoair

MrsBreezy: Thank you my brother

Lol yeah mehn of course you can :p

hehehh, my only NL crush, evegran, was so indifferent towards me. Nd I reali had d hots for her. Don't wana go down dat road again, xcept of cousre ts gona b a mutual fin. Heheheheh. Havin so much fun wiv d gingerz(ed shereedan) music #westlifeisnext

MrsBreezy: Lol of course I am.Haha

Hahaha lol I ain't about that 3way life... Lol teamloyal

assalam aliekum my sista. Hmm, loyal is gud. So, would u b kul wiv t, if I make u my new nairaland crush?

MrsBreezy: Lol I'm keeping late... on my bed.. the seduction is too much..

Hahaha I'm Muslim

Lol you do that and how will u hug the bae..? Like yus share the same skin?

m on me bed too. sewios abou bin a muslim? Well I dint c dat cumin. Me is a Christian sha sha. The bae nd I r one, so hugs aint no biggie, nd wen u hug me or me hugs u, ts atcuali a 3 way fin, me, u nd my troublesome galfrnd

marieolae: she's hot right?

drop-dead gorgeous. Lips b lukin lyk candy caramel coated taffies chocolate covered strawberries. #hothothot

marieolae: Please u guys should check out FEYIF!!! She's a newbie and she's hottttt!! Hot like fire! Don't say I did not tell u oh!

trust me to check out. Hmm, for once, d rumours r true

MrsBreezy: Hahaha no one it's grand

hmmm. Okies. For a gal who likes her bed, ur sure know how to kip late. Last nyte, u gave me d kinda hug a muslim male gives a muslim female, during Ramadan. Tonyte, I'd be huggin u tighter dan ur favorite jeans

MrsBreezy: Hahaha as if I haven't been bullied enough hehehe Awh thanks

who's bin bullying u?

MrsBreezy: Hehehe I swear they'll ban us soon hahah tis all good tho#rideordie

well, let d ban(s) cum. For u, I'd gladly take one