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EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 1:33am On Oct 31, 2015
Harjeebs:
u garrit man
Yikes! Cool me right?
cool cool
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 10:19am On Oct 30, 2015
haywhy911:
d prayer is as cool as ur moniker! cool cool.


Do you use 'Premier Cool'?
Nah..give me ''dudu osun'' anyday anytime

cool cool
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 10:09am On Oct 30, 2015
haywhy911:
your signature sha grin
it's a prayer for insurgency to stop in Nigeria cool cool
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 9:58am On Oct 30, 2015
Harjeebs:
Pls solve this for me urgently. Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....share and see interesting answers. My mathematics, help me out.
you need-97k
Mom gave you-50k
dad gave you-50k
give mom 1k change and dad 1k change.
You are left with 98k(49k+49k)
get your laptop for 97k,u are left with 1k
return 49k to mom and 49k to dad+the initial 2k=100k.
And at the end everyone is Happy
cool cool.
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 9:50am On Oct 30, 2015
Harjeebs:
Pls solve this for me urgently. Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....share and see interesting answers. My mathematics, help me out.
you need-97k
Mom gave you-50k
dad gave you-50k
give mom 1k change and dad 1k change.
You are left with 98k(49k+49k)
get your laptop for 97k,u are left with 1k cool cool.
EducationRe: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Cooljoe1(m): 6:13am On Oct 24, 2015
acenazt:
Nothing sweet like Solos. Mehhn i go skale fence go purchase indomie soak am enter ceiling chop only cos if one pesin see u everybody done see u as anybody wey see u go shout SOLOs!!!!!!!.

I fit remember wen guys enter Dinning store in d mid night tru ceiling. Dem tiff 8tubers yam n and 5 loaves of bread. As dem peel d yam begin boil am One guy Aliyu wey hunger don Finnish him papa just vex!!! Him shout guys MAKE WE SOAK THIS YAM NOW
Hunger bad ooo,soak yam? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Inem Peters Wears Bra To Her Birthday Party (Photos) by Cooljoe1(m): 11:58am On Oct 23, 2015
Later she go dey find God-fearing Man cry cry cry
EventsRe: Wedding Pics Of Maureensylvia, An Ex-Miss NAIRALAND Contestant by Cooljoe1(m): 11:51am On Oct 23, 2015
Dottore:
I got this on my profile by mistake:

"I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet."

Can someone help me get rid of it. The thought makes me feel sick. Save my Soul
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Go to Nairaland homepage,scroll down and click on the mail the mods button grin grin
CareerRe: Doctors' Call Duty Bed At UDUTH Accident & Emergency Department!!! by Cooljoe1(m): 5:49pm On Oct 22, 2015
itsIYKE:
It even has tarpouline incase some doctors bedwet.....NICE
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 2:27pm On Oct 20, 2015
olatunde3:
Please will u get it immediately
Sure...
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 10:50pm On Oct 19, 2015
Babsbakr:
Pls what are those things I will take to the kwara state liaison office to collect the state of orgin certificate

pls reply asap
1.Money(Nothing is free even in Freetown,Ogun state own was 3k,kwara own might be higher or lesser)

2.Passport(atleast 3 or 4)

3.hahahaha...this is the part i love most,Do you know anything about your state? What is the name of your town's king? When last have you gone home? Can u speak your local dialect? What is the name of your family compound in kwara? Who is the chairman of your local government? Which ward are you from?
Guy be ready for questions that will make ''jamb,waec'' look like a child play to you...Goodluck
RomanceRe: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by Cooljoe1(m): 5:17pm On Oct 14, 2015
brutalkhleo:
lobatan...
ki lo tan?
RomanceRe: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by Cooljoe1(m): 5:10pm On Oct 14, 2015
brutalkhleo:
full meaning of rotfl
Rolling on the floor.
RomanceRe: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by Cooljoe1(m): 5:02pm On Oct 14, 2015
ShutTheFhuckUp:
seems yhu missed
yhur way ²d s†udio. undecided
Not at all,Mr blackin yellow blackin yellowtongue grin
RomanceRe: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by Cooljoe1(m): 4:51pm On Oct 14, 2015
PoliticsRe: See The Most Tactful Question So Far In The Current Ministerial Screening! by Cooljoe1(m): 6:12pm On Oct 13, 2015
Jarus:
To be frank, I didn't (and don't) see anything tactful in that question.
TravelRe: Know About Countries, People And Things Around The World by Cooljoe1(m): 6:35pm On Oct 11, 2015
shizzy7:
Did you tick Vatican city??
Yea(tho i did guess work)..other options include Bahamas,Guinea and one other country.
Lucky me.. cool cool
TravelRe: Know About Countries, People And Things Around The World by Cooljoe1(m): 6:04pm On Oct 11, 2015
shizzy7:
The Smallest Country in the world is VATICAN CITY
Land mass/area -- 0.44km(sq)
^^ This is the where the pope lives
This was among my questions in the unilorin post utme exam.
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 11:17am On Oct 10, 2015
agent9:
Yeah
Den
U reg for ur courses.... As advised by ur level adviser

Print final course form
Gracias,the fees for last year was around 75k,is there a chance it might increase this year or reduce?
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 8:47am On Oct 10, 2015
agent9:
I hope una dy ready 20k down for acceptance fee sha cheesy cheesy
after payment of acceptance fee(uploading of document online & clearance)...will the payment of school fees follow?
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 7:11pm On Oct 09, 2015
NOBODYY:
Congratulations bro..
Gracias,yours is on the way
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 6:54pm On Oct 09, 2015
fawaazsanni:
mayb..wah was ur ijmb nd p utme score..mine was 10 nd 66% resp
I have a friend also,he applied for pharmacy,IJMB POINT-12,POST UTME-74% no admission yet..
I pray you guys see alert as soon as possible ooo
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 6:49pm On Oct 09, 2015
NOBODYY:
ANY IJMB STUDENT IN HEREhuh?
I'm an Ijmbite,was offered admission(political science) yesterday.
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 1:02am On Oct 09, 2015
17:32


8-10-2015


5905307***AK**:You have been offered provisional admission:check www.unilorin.edu.ng for more details





Yours is next,I mean you,Yes you
Christianity EtcRe: Before You Judge That Man By His Religion Or Tribe...read This. by Cooljoe1(m): 12:18am On Oct 09, 2015
omusiliyu:
Some people are like that. Just to proof to some that not all Hausas are Shekau.
shekau is from the kanuri tribe not hausa cool cool
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 12:09am On Oct 09, 2015
horlabode:
pāymęŋţ ђāş ŋoţ ęvęŋ şţāŗţęd
yes thanks....just saw that some few min ago
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 11:57pm On Oct 08, 2015
LEGITLAYO:
what's the question boss?
when will payment stop for newly admitted students?
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 11:57pm On Oct 08, 2015
LEGITLAYO:
what's the question boss?
when will payment stop for newly admitted students?
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 9:24pm On Oct 08, 2015
LEGITLAYO:
Dude congrats.
What was your jamb and post utme score?
As to your question, check you mail.
Cuz the portal is jam packed.
as in ehnnnn...trying to access the undergraduate portal for hours,the thing just tanda no go at all.


I have a question tho.
CelebritiesRe: Nicky Minaj And Meek Mills Visits Nigeria!!! by Cooljoe1(m): 4:53pm On Oct 02, 2015
JOKE SECTION PLS grin grin
HealthRe: Care And Management Of Body Odour by Cooljoe1(m): 4:46pm On Oct 02, 2015
peppyluv02:
I was in trade fair lagos last week and I saw body sprays for 150 and 200 and I said loudly to the heAring of everyone.....'there shouldn't be excuse for body odor anymore.
grin grin grin
HealthRe: Care And Management Of Body Odour by Cooljoe1(m): 4:32pm On Oct 02, 2015
Locust bean(iru)sellers,hide and skin(ponmo) sellers,fish sellers,bleachers association of Nigeria(B.A.N) and guys with "sambisa forest" under their armpit and pubic region all have one thing in common grin grin

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