₦airaland Forum

fflamingo:
There was these sadist invilgilator that you must not carry anything, your hands must be void of ink, your desk must be void of scratching, the board must be clean. So one guy decide to outsmart him he wrote the formula in his wrist. The invilglator caught him and he was about to fill form, my guy was still denying so the lecturer wanted to get a camera, he attempt to clean the orijo in his wrist but the thing no gree clean somebody just shouted "hot water hot water" my guy just remove him jagunlabi. Fire the hot urine in his hand all in front of the class, everybody tear laugh oooh. The sadist lecturer got really annoyed, if not for higher institution he wan go bring cane. Nobody scored above 50 in the course

fflamingo:
There was these sadist invilgilator that you must not carry anything, your hands must be void of ink, your desk must be void of scratching, the board must be clean. So one guy decide to outsmart him he wrote the formula in his wrist. The invilglator caught him and he was about to fill form, my guy was still denying so the lecturer wanted to get a camera, he attempt to clean the orijo in his wrist but the thing no gree clean somebody just shouted "hot water hot water" my guy just remove him jagunlabi. Fire the hot urine in his hand all in front of the class, everybody tear laugh oooh. The sadist lecturer got really annoyed, if not for higher institution he wan go bring cane. Nobody scored above 50 in the course

this is hilarious....#chaii

Pinnacle:
I saw two goats.

laff want kill me oooo

Pinnacle:
I saw two goats.

laff want kill me oooo

D way pple are using the sea route to enter europe ehnn get as e be,upon all the challenges nd death,my pple no mind....


#chai.....the search for greener pasture

Jarus:
I don't believe in all these

but seriously... In ilorin,a friend and i noticed the weather change..harmattan like sha

Aydesmond:
same here in ilorin

#seconded but it was like harmattan

Aydesmond:
same here in ilorin

#seconded

bananaboi:
where u see rain...no rain for table here o

table? Abi na tanke u 1 talk..

Showers of blessing in ilorin mk nepa do sharp sharp before nepa take light

...wow....what a caring n helping wife #thumps up for her.

Kudos to d boyz,more ororo to their elbow...Nigeria always winning at d youth level and this is not reflecting at the national level why? Why? Why?

ajixkhid1:
Boss abeg nah vex ..
Na play I dey follow you play na
Abi dem nah dey follow person boss play again
Nawa 4 u o

no no no no no.....u wanna flog me naw? Flog me naw....

ajixkhid1:
Hehe .. Am sorry for my english sir .. I was in an haste 2 reply you that's why .. I wouldn't mind you making me your PRO .. I will honour it sir .. "What u thought thought " gbam !!! See as my c.e.o Bleep up .. We be same thing .. We qonna mk good partners!

#chaiii are u accusing ur c.e.o of mking an error? In short...no interviewed for u again

Voted....

ajixkhid1:
Them nah dy sell 4 our area na
If u tk am has just importing it
U go mk am o

with dis ur english,making u my marketing manager and P.R.O isnt a bad idea,abi what u thought?

Take heart bro,but i will advise u to switch to one kulikuli,dat kulikuli can only be found in ilorin d kwara state capital,tk it with ijebu garri,ur lyf will neva remain d same my #2kobo

Federal govt money doinq wonders....

#chaiiii
well nothing is free in africa,boys must chop naaa...

RoyalRoy:
[color=#000033] Thanks..forgot he has left Russia....it has been modified. [/color]

good...

RoyalRoy:
[color=#000033]Buhahahahahaha


This is the most ridiculous thing av ever seen a player do.


You let the crowd get to you and then decide to pull your jersey off and walk off the field of play.


So unprofessional.

He better pack his bags and be ready to leave Turkey soon, those fans will never allow him a moment of peace ever again.....especially away fans.


Frustration no be small thing o!!!

Once a toast of the fans now a roast . Such is life!!! [/color]

he is now playing in turkey(fenerbache)

..

Arrest>prosecute>jail
#ole
talk is cheap

Punctuality they say is the sole of business

Why did she africanised germany time?
#african time

Shld i call it ''mumurity complex''?

blueto:
a sound comment!

I think the criteria universities will use for this year's admission procedure will be mainly based on post ume results.

#seconded esp unilorin wey dia aspirant be lyk flies

Ray360:
really? including post UME scores when added?

253 didnt gain admission last yr

If it is madrid against chl or utd against chl dis thread would av gone more than 3page #Naija i hail thee ooo

shadowgwalker:
you be university VC or chief registra? or you just want to do something that will keep somebody stranded during verifications around final year?

check d jamb brochure page 4 item 2:2 (2) to see ijmb as a requirement for university admission #thanks

shadowgwalker:
you be university VC or chief registra? or you just want to do something that will keep somebody stranded during verifications around final year?

no am not,check ur jamb brochure or google ''IJMB'' it is accepted by many higher institutions in Nigeria

shadowgwalker:
nah lie oh!

whats d lie there?

[quote author=yungshekau post=31543489][/quote]ok...sir shekau,but at my centre,nothing lyk such...