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nwanyi digodi ka enwe, Ihe uto di ya n'ukwu

Even if a lady is as ugly as a monkey, something sweet is on her waist.

Our thread is dull, what's up brothers. . .

Propaganda, APC trying so hard to save face. rooster and bull story.

Everything about Lagos and Fashola is always "Will Soon" that is the first thing I look out for in news about Lagos or Fashola since 2011. I'm tired of it mehn.

I missed my test, I totally forgot about it.

lagtech: @Kizito-your 6 laptops.

OK sir!

if I were a German in Brazil, I will sleep at the barracks today. . . in fact there is not safe, na embassy go sure pass o.


This man dey reason the best way to kill his German neighbour.

medoty: Yes Nah! Same with me but no cause for alarm. Let's just pray that we are among the winners. It's the most important thing.

did you notify them that you are federal government pikin? where I did mine, once you mention youwin, everything happens fast and easy.

Jegede26: My friend didn't win the last time because she didn't have a solid business plan.
Contact me to write your winning Business plan for you: yomijegede@gmail.com and 08130088549

it seems u suffered amnesia together with nairaland? if not you for sabi say na result we dey wait here. don't add insult to my already nervous mind. . abeg shift. . .

op u be bas.tard, I watched the clip once, no stripping whatsoever, police was saying come down, the 'pregnant' lady was shouting and resisting arrest. I couldn't watch the video again cos of the crappy intro u added to it, go back to school.

homesteady: so what is the basis of comparison? He just exposed his fooolishness with this statement!

he used about a thousand paragraphs accusing Shaka Momodu of been a paid PDP agent, meanwhile he is also doing the same thing that Shaka Momodu did!

a million likes for you! sound sense of reasoning.

ahaika23: After this, what next?

I say we wait . . .

When youwin dey contact us nah? abi dem sef dey watch world cup ni?

I'm done with the whole process, got my certificate on Tuesday.

chei, this is time travel . . .

Nawa o

LAGOS — Abiodun Ogunjobi, otherwise known as
Godogodo, the dreaded one-eyed robbery czar who
terrorized Lagos and other South-West states, killing no
less than 50 policemen while raiding several banks,
businesses and homes, for over 14 years has revealed
that he almost quit robbery in 2011.

Godogodo made this disclosure during an interview with
Vanguard at the state Police Command headquarters,
Ikeja, where he is currently being detained following his
arrest by operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad,
SARS, led by SP Abba Kyari, on August 1.

He told Vanguard that he had planned to quit robbery
after building two houses and setting up 50 fishponds,
valued at about N16 million, in Ikorodu area of Lagos.
Godogodo added that he also travelled to Dubai, in the
United Arab Emirates, to buy clothes whose sales would
keep him busy when he is not on his fish farm.
But his dreams got dashed when an operative of SARS,
who had been on his trail for long, got an intelligence
report on his location and traced him to his mansion.
Relocation to Ibadan

Vanguard gathered that the operative met a member of
one land-owning family, locally known as omo-onile in
the area and made him take an oath not to reveal his
mission to anyone.
But the omo-onile informed Godogodo of the presence
of a SARS operative in search of him and he quickly
fled Ikorodu and relocated to Ibadan where he built two
more mansions.
According to a source, “one of our operatives tracking
Godogodo received an intelligence report on his location
in Ikorodu and stormed the area as an undercover
operative.
“He met a young man, an omo-onile, in Ikorodu who
showed him Godogodo’s house but he was not in. Only
his wife was around.
“The operative paid the omo-onile to keep watch on
Godogodo’s house and report to him whenever he sets
his eye on him, but news got to him (Godogodo) that a
police undercover operative was in town looking for him.
He fled without packing his property.”

I built 52 fish ponds

But Godogodo, speaking to Vanguard said: “In 2008,
after I finished building my house in Ikorodu and I
setting up a good business for my wife, I went into fish
farming. I built about 52 fish ponds and I was making
good money from them.
“I usually sell each pond between N600,000 and
N800,000 and it took me four months to grow
fingerlings into a maturity for sale. The business was
moving smoothly and I had over 15 people working for
me at the pond.
I was still going for robberies
“While the business was on, I was still going for
robberies with members of my gang, but in 2011, I
decided to quit. I gave all my rifles, they were nine in
number, to my boy, Tosin, who resides at Ajah and I
stopped going for robberies.
“I only asked them to bring my share of any loot they
made from robberies carried out with my rifles. But in
June of that year, I travelled to Dubai, where I bought
some clothes I intended to sell in Nigeria.
When I returned, one omo-onile whom I had assisted in
the past (in fact, I gave the guy N200,000 when his wife
put to bed through a caesarean section) came to see
me. I also gave him some of the clothes I brought from
Dubai. He came to me and said a SARS operative had
been in town, looking for me.
“The omo-onile explained that the operative dropped a
live bullet into a cup of gin and made him swear an
oath that he would not reveal his mission to anyone
and he should also inform him upon my return.
“The moment I heard this, I knew there was trouble and
my cover had been compromised, because nobody knew
where I lived, including my gang members. I quickly
moved out of the house and I went to Ajah to relax
before I contacted my wife and asked her to leave the
house without picking anything.

How I went back to my gang

“We stayed in that hotel for quite some time and I was
running out of cash because the guys running my fish
ponds were no longer remitting money because they
heard that the police were after me.
“At that point I was left with no option than to go back
to my gang. After some few bank robberies in Osun and
OndoStates, I made huge money which I used to buy the
land at Ibadan before I started building on it. But after
that,I became more vicious and I made sure that I took
part in all major operations within the South-West.”

28 rifles so far recovered

Meantime, Vanguard also gathered that the five AK-47
rifles and 40 fully-loaded magazines recovered from
Godogodo, after his return from OgunState, were found
in Ayobo area by the Federal Special Anti-Robbery
Squad, Adeniji Adele, LagosIsland.
The recovery has brought the total number of rifles
recovered from the notorious bandit to 28. According to
the source, three of the rifles were found in a Nissan
Primera car parked in the premises of the Federal
Special Anti-Robbery Squad, Adeniji Adele.
Sources disclosed to Vanguard that the vehicle was
parked at the Federal Special Anti-Robber Squad, Adeniji
Adele for over three years and was not properly
searched after it was transferred from Ifo Police Station
in OgunState, when they ransacked one of Godogodo’s
mansions in OgunState.
The two other AK-47 rifles and 15 loaded magazines
were recovered from Ayobo area of Lagos where they
were buried. However, the discovery of three AK-47
rifles which belonged to three police officers attached to
Mopol 16 in Abekuta, Ogun State, who were killed by
Godogodo and his gang members when they were
ambushed, at the Federal Special Anti-Robber Squad,
Adeniji Adele sent the unit into disarray.



www.vanguardngr.com/2013/11/quit-returned-robbery-2011-godogodo/#sthash.g2QzJRH0.dpuf

those of us at Kaduna, are there ppl that were shortlisted but they didn't turn up?

SHE got the shock of her life when a scalpel and a
swab came out of her body last month.
The sharp medical instrument had allegedly been left
behind after an operation she underwent six years ago!
Mother of seven, Jabulile Mlambo (47) from Mbazwana,
north of KZN, went to hospital to have her womb
removed in 2007.
The operation was done and she went home thinking
that everything had gone well.
“I trusted the doctors with my life. I went to hospital
with menstrual problems but came out with more
problems than I had.”
Jabulile had been suffering from uterus pain and been
bed-ridden ever since she was operated on six years ago
at Lower Umfolozi Memorial Hospital, better known as
NPA at Mpangeni, KZN.
She used to plant and sell vegetables for a living, but
after the operation she could not do anything for herself.
After the operation her uterus became swollen and she
couldn’t walk.
When she could no longer endure the pain, she went to
Bay Private Hospital in Richards Bay last month, where
the doctors found a swab and scalpel in her uterus.
“I could not believe my eyes when doctors showed me
what they found. I now understand why I felt so much
pain. But now I am slowly recovering at home. I demand
answers from the NPA Hospital,” said Jabulile.
“I want to know why they did such a bad operation on
me. Ever since I was operated on, I have never healed. I
was always bleeding. I couldn’t do anything or hold
heavy objects. I want them to pay for what they did. I
will consult a lawyer,” she said.
NPA Hospital public relations officer Nompilo Mvubu
said: “The case has been reported to us by the Mlambo
family and we are following it closely. We have taken all
the details of the case and sent all the information to
our head office to deal with it,” Mvubu said.

www.dailysun.mobi/news/read/3162/scalpel-shock-for-mum-after-operation

someone should screen snap d sms

Ha! Na my body be this? see para.

HE WAS married and had two kids and all was well in
his marriage . . .
But eight months ago the 33-year-old man dumped his wife and moved in with his 35-year-old sister-in-law who is now pregnant!
His wife is brokenhearted and the families of the couple are in shock.
A meeting attended by elders from the families was held last weekend in Rockville, Soweto, between the man, his
wife and sister-in-law.
The man gave his reasons for dumping his wife.
“My new lover gives me wonderful sexual pleasure. She
is also a better cook than my wife,” he told the meeting.
A family member said the man had been with his 29-
year-old wife for 10 years.
She said the man explained that he impregnated his
wife’s sister because he loves her and only God could
separate them.
She said: “We always heard the wife complaining that
her husband was not sleeping in the house, but we never thought he could be dating her sister.”
The man told them he was planning to marry his new
lover because she had all it took to be his wife.
His legally married wife said she is not ready to speak
to Daily Sun now.
When the People’s Paper called the husband and his
sister-in-law, the phone went on voicemail.


www.dailysun.mobi/news/read/3122/till-your-horrible-cooking-do-us-part

cool like ever

dumelo dumelo: someone help me to upload my pics.

got it

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nuf said

goal ball

goal ball

Davido is synonymous with copy copy, from gobe, skelewu dance, etc. dude shld meet Olamide or Phyno for originality classes.