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Guys why didn't the bible tell us what happened after isaac nearly got burnt as offering?

That awkward silence when Abraham and isaac were walking home after he tried to sacrifice him...
Abraham: I love u son
Isaac: If I hear!!!

#Copied. . .

No No, he was meditating on the ryt punishment to dish out, kinda in the spirit.

#Singing in Princess Njideka's voice:
Never mind them, onu kwuru njo ga ekwu mma. . . Ha ga ekwu okwu kwugide onwe ha.

musiwa14: i dont think so.. There is something wrong with UNN.... It looks funny that they graduate 18k student...

The reason is... their graduate do not refer it.. Look most school in nigeria gradute less than 5,000 new gradute but UNN is graduting 18k, there is something wrong with UNN.. and that number of first class is what it may take unilorin to produce in 3 to 4 years..

There is something wrong somewhere..


18k student.. when the other universities are graduating less than 5 k... haba... now cash and carry be this..

kai mumu use ur head! Convocztion is not done yearly in UNN, itz a combination of 3 or 2 sets.

the song is ok, dint like the m.i part though, sarkodie killed it.

Afam4eva: It's of no use if your supposed Igbo name doesn't sound Igbo. We bear Igbo names to promote our language too.

olisa gozie gi.
Ur own name sef na wahala, back in d days, my cousin got a slap from his dad's friend wen he was asked his name and he said 'afam bu afam' the way he sounded the old man tot he was being rude. Asin 'my name is my name'

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[quote author=mr.born2fuck]I use your matter do prayer for myseelf too, make dem come share me toOOO in Jesus Name[/quote]bros fear God

how many tymz will diz pix grace the front page? Itz either mukina is in luv or . . . Well i no call anybody gay oo

Wale Adenuga Production. . .

Blyss: Humm, so Nigeria doesn't have a national emergency response number, like 911 here in the US? All you have to do here is dial 911 and an emergency dispatcher will answer the phone, you tell her your emergency issue, give her your location or general location and they'll dispatch the appropriate emergency services in your area to your location to help you.

thanks we know already. . . Oh and thanks for letting us knw u are in the US.

PS: My cousin took the pics.
PSS: pls let no one ask me the kind of fone im using, d pix are blurd cos nland made em so.

Me i just turned to walk back home fully soaked and boom!! another house is burning few blocks away and the smoke is even thicker!!!

To be continued. . . .

. . . and 30mins later the fire has been controlled after a 'big fight' and we could hear the chief from inside the major fire zone shouting orders, reduce the pressure!! roll up!! It is contained!! With cheers and happiness we congratulated them and some guys were already asking them what they will drink.

No questions asked, no pleasantries exchanged, they swung into action of quenching the fire

Then someone said, fire service, someone should call fire service!! Call NEMA!! we all paused. . . Oya who get their number? Nobody!! Chai, i went back to the directory NYSC gave me, got a number, its Police not Fire Service nor NEMA, called them anyway then they called fire service and 15mins later wallaah, sirens everywhere fire service arrived.

We all rushed down to the place, i participated actively in getting water from the 'well' while some other guys pour the water at the house, but our efforts were frustrated as the fire keeps gaining momentum, it has already crossed to the next flat through the ceiling the thick smoke was getting thicker, then the occupants of the flat started throwing their property out from the apartment

Ok itz a hot sunny afternoon, i was inside my room busy with my phone on the 'catfish thread' then suddenly someone shouted fire!! fire!! fire! Outside, i tot itz normal noise made by the association of gatemen whenever they are gathered, more voices joined then i stood up and went to the balcony.
Aaah a house in the neighbourhood is burning!!

God cannot be mocked. . . All of u spewing trash frm ur mouth, i say may God be d judge of all man.

@all, tnx

You will recognise this guy because he (or she) is present in almost every office. Every time he uses the phone, you end up typing the same word 10 times till he finishes the entire conversation, thanks to his loud voice.

True, you can ignore him but you won't be able to concentrate and so your time is wasted too. Etiquette and manners at workplace are about putting others before you and treating them with respect and courtesy in all our actions.

A friend had once mentioned how a colleague of his screamed from his mouthpiece while interviewing a big cricket celebrity that his boss had quipped: 'If Karachi-India talks are on at this pitch, can I use the phone?' This anecdote is not
an isolated case. It's common practice in the workplace to use high decibels when using the phone, in most cases deliberately (to catch the boss's attention towards your zealous self) and in some cases unintentionally, which in any case disrupts the work environment momentarily and
is a total violation of office etiquette.

Another familiar workplace irritant is the constant complainer. The complaints are usually about the person's kids, health, work, maids and yes, the boss.

The control freak is yet another nuisance at
the workplace. This writer had the misfortune of working with one such 'creature,' who would bring the whole building down, even if the task of monitoring toilet paper every morning was given
to somebody else!

Then there is the snake variety who sucks up to the boss at your cost and you end up getting the short-end of the stick at every meeting. Your promotions and increments would come, so it becomes difficult to quit but you can never warm up to your boss.

There is, however, one virus, which generally flouts all office etiquette and yet gets enough space to thrive in an organisation. That's gossip and the employee (she or he) will offer a free
orientation course on who's sleeping with whom and also conspiracy theories. And you would have to be born on Mars [ Images ] to ignore such people.

The new and improved irritants are, of course, the mail versions. E-mail etiquette is proudly flouted when sick jokes are sent to everyone in the address book. And almost everyone opens the mail to read at least the first few lines before deciding to go ahead or not. There could be many reasons behind odd behaviour in the workplace. Foremost could be employees suffering from attention-deficit syndrome. But how to deal with irritation overload is a matter of personal choice. While, one may choose to completely ignore such irritants, other's that are more affected can choose to confront such behaviour. In any case, the tactic should be to let you work when at work.

What is an absolute no-no is sexual harassment. Zero tolerance should be every company's policy when dealing with it. And even a 'friendly' comment can become a loaded weapon.

Sample
this incident: A male colleague told a longtime female friend of his (who also worked with him) that her rear-end had become huge and why didn't she do something about it! She retorted by
saying, that she was bound to have put on
weight after having kids. He replied by saying, you didn't have them through your rear, did you?

Well, I do know which category this would come in but as is wont to happen, most women would overlook shallow comments like this, even though they were personal.

The bottomline is your peformance should not suffer because of some attention seeking
colleague's behaviour or some inappropriate
comment made about you.

And dealing with negative gossip in a forthright manner may be the right way to deal with it. So how do you deal with office boors and malicious gossip? Ignore, ostracise (if possible) and/or return the favour, with help from coworkers, so that they learn a lesson! Here's a list of dos and don'ts that may help you understand the parameters within which you must work.

What you must not do

Don't try and find 'best friends' among your
colleagues.

Don't try and get up, close and personal with
your boss.

Don't try and seek audience from the next
cubicle when talking on the phone.

Don't keep ringtones of your mobile very loud
when at work. Don't peep over your colleague's shoulders to read their emails.

Don't entertain jokes that have sexual
overtones.

Don't comment on people's sense of dressing.

Don't try and seek unnecessary attention by constantly talking about your achievements.

What you must do

Do reply to office mails and try to use lower
cases while typing as bold letters signify a
scream.

Do keep you voice low while talking. If you have a problem that may force you to stay away from work, keep your boss in the
loop.

Do congratulate a colleague on his/her
achievements even if you do not approve of
his/her ways.

Do not forget to shut you mobile phone during meetings.

Source: http://m.rediff.com/money/2006/oct/07mc.htm

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edreesabiodun: See the problem I have with religion? Dogmatic bull!! How can you ask someone not to do something without a logical explanation and you expect them to take you seriously?

do u dip ur hands in ur pocket wit a stick of ciggerate in ur mouth wyl talking to ur father/boss?

Oya explain y dont u do it?
. . . Because it looks disrespectful shebi? Oya watz d difference, beta repent and fear God.

ferhyntorlah: Sugarbabe_kemi@,

I also have an oily face but still use it and my face agrees with it.

I'm thinking why don't you mix a small amount of liquid Shea butter with Olive oil and try using it on your face to see what happens?

You could try other natural oils depending on your taste.

pls is der a liquid shea butter? Or u mean an already melted one.

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Ok i am at the village and ran short of airtime, the place i can buy one is not close to my house so i sent a 'send me credit' sms to an airtime vendor at the city. Then i saw an MTN promo alongside the message to confirm my sms status.
It reads that i should send 104 to 131 to purchase 100mb data with 160% Bonus. To me it sounded like a good deal and when the vendor sent my airtime, i sent d code as insturcted and what i got was confusing.

First i got this.
Welcome to the 10MB 1-Day Mobile Data plan. Expires: 03/Jan/2013 12:00. Text 2 to 131 to check your balance & data status.

Then this.
Sorry, you are not eligible for the bonus offer. To participate, activate 100MB & enjoy 200MB! Activate 250MB & above & get 50% bonus! Dial *123*4#! Thank you.

First i was given 10mb and thankfully, only 100naira was deducted as against the normal 1000 naira for 100mb, secondly there is no 160% bonus, from the second text you can see it is 200mb which is 100%.

Then i called customer care and told them about it. All the lady could tell me is
'We are sorry about that, it is probably a wrong information, please try again tomorrow when your 10mb is exhausted.' and i was like i got this information from your service messages. . . she paused for a while and said, sorry for the misinformation please try tomorrow with the code 106. I only SMHed and ended the call.
MTN wayo no good oo.

booked

gidiMonsta: The review is on point! The fact is; the popularity of a song depends on how well its received in Lagos. Because Flavour's album is very popular in the east doesn't mean it shouldn't be on that list, even Flavour had to re-shoot some of his videos off his old album when he broke into the Lagos market. Look at Duncan Mighty who was not accepted as a major Nigerian act until his single 'Portharcourt son' broke into the lagos market despite the fact that he was a god in phc. Another example is Isolate; who had massive sales everywhere in the SW especially Akure, yet most people in Lagos don't have any idea who he is.

My 2cents though.

son of an albino

@op, pls move away from that scene as fast as u can, that sh.it might explode.

i bet Fire service guys and NEMA will arive in the morning around 5am when everything is dust already

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