₦airaland Forum

ochomma:
anyway am also a newbie and am excited to be part of your great world.

welcome, i think u deserve a gift cos u re the newest.

Meet me up for ur cheque.

nossycheek:
@poster

so you are so morally debased that you make it a point of duty to sleep with girls anywhere you go that you even know their bedroom reactions. How your own sisters dey do their own? I bet under the blanket with a mai guard watching the door.

Haba nossy cheek, we all have different talent.

Maybe thats wat he's been blessed with or better it is just a hobby.

ronkybaby:
God have Mercy

AMENNNNNNNNNN

I think our roads are not good enough for bikes. There is no adequate insurance programs or the insurance law is not properly enforced to merit the risks associated with biking.

tru word

it is not by force if u even lik dont wed

but i'll advise men to go for moderate wedding except ur dad is a politician.

hey Nigerians!!

Are you sure this guy is not even an applicant?

Abeg help your family members first if na true.

Happy val to all.

Pls extend the love to other members of ur family and friends too.

No bi only babe and guy own oooooooooo.

they only ban because they feel their office will be domant if they dont.\

But the song Artist on their part should be reasonable to produce songs that will add value to our country nAiJA

ohhhhhhhhhhh song.

If it is clearly stated that he wud be sacked in three months without meeting wit the requirement and he is not certain about geting friends or uncle to help him out, i'll advise he make do with wat his passion linger for.
That is the engineering job.

CONFESSION OF AN IJAW KID [color=#000099][/color]

Little Diepriye came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Priye was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Priye's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Priye, of course, thought he did,

Priye's mother wanted Priye to reflect on his behaviour over the last year.
"Go to your room, Priye, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you
deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Priye stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one, Your friend,
Priye

Priye knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Priye. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you. Your friend Priye

Priye knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday. Priye

Priye knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Priye wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please! Thank you, Priye

Priye knew , even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Priye was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Priye's mother thought her plan had worked, as Priye looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Priye's mother told him. Priye walked down the street to the church on the corner.

Little Priye went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Priye bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the e door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Priye began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5
God,

I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA . IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER
AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!! !!

The hit man.

Diepriye

no way 4 nigerians
Benin 4 nig 0
who wan carry last?

My dear jst be patient em.

shebi the guy first dey try? if not wetin u dey wait for since.

Jst keep praying 4 him

Please has anyone got information concerning Uniben PUDE?
Ranging from their cutoff.
Please fellow nairalanders if u've got any send ur info.
It will be highly appreciated.

funny poster

djcrooky:
There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date,



I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.


I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.


I used to come here all the time with my ex.


Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.


I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.


It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

u'll be wasting ur time doing all these.

sorry o it wont work with Nigerian babes.

lol

thats really funny

but the man is not only disgracing his son also himself and his wife.

Are the parents complaining?
Is any among them ur sibling?
Have u bothered to knw d reason for the fast?
How sure are u about their age?
What position are u handling in the church?
Pls think of somthing better to do otherwise going out to report to any authority, is a thing u may liv to regret.
We have many people like this in the church i.e neither hot nor cold.

THANK u Miss D

what is really ur plight?

Is it tht he doesn't call at all or his character has changed.

If he doesn't call at all meaning he has somthing better doing.

but if he does not call as usual, my dear search ur self.

cos relationship is about gve and take.

No bi only guy dey call ooooooooooo abeg .

When ur fone has gotten to it's wit end, it does not matter what, where and how it is been charged.

No harm charging ur fone wit a gen set. Provided it produces normal voltage.

I have charged my phone wit Power holding voltage yet it's memory went blank the next morning.

So charge ur fone wit watsoever available power. No harm.

When ur fone has gotten to it's wit end, it does not matter what, where and how it is been charged.

No harn charging ur fone wit a gen set. Provided it produces normal voltage.

I have charged my phone wit Power holding voltage yet it's memory was blank the next morning.

So charge ur fone wit watsoever available power. No harm.

My is 6808

i bought it Jan 2007 26k

space,

Pls tell me the last price.

reach me via my mail

Liz Benson is the best

I feel the three are good but i have always prefered Zack and
He'll still remain my favorite actor.

shuo Zack na the best out of these three na.