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@poster, no bi by force to tell joke. abinibi is quite different from ability, sori u lack both

@angelz, why won't u be proud wen money is involved. however me too am naija for life

my friend starmmers but his stuff is small, studio, can u recommend a doctor

A yoruba man was very pressed just as his plane was about to land at heathrow airport in uk. The man rushed out of the plane after it has taxi to a stop. Yoruba man went under the plane raise his agbada up bend down and starts doing the thing right there. After a while two British police noticed a black man under the plane and started to approach him, our Yoruba man saw them walking towards him, so he spread his agbada to conceal what he was doing, he remove his cap and use it to cover his shit.
police: hey mate, what are u doing there?
Yoruba man: I'm just coming from Africa with a rare specie of bird, the cage got spoiled, so I covered it with my cap. If u don't mind can u watch it for me while I get a spare cage.
police: OK mate, don't be long.
Yoruba man disappeared, after waiting for some hours, the police decided to catch the bird.
police talking to his colleague) I will remove the cap and u will dive and catch the bird

I can't see the pics/joke

@sats; its not about acting like a child, its all about catching fun and a good laugh

i can hook u up with my granny, if u don't mind

nice one

I remember those day when we use yab ourselves, if u remember any u can add yours
u mess akpu fly gate
u mess shagari miss handwriting
u mess obasanjo win beauty contest
u mess nepa take light
ur tuntun belle like haleluya band
ur four corner head like igbobi sign board
ur thin leg like ibo chewing stick
oyinbo shit u dey find meat pie inside
i shit here, i shit there, u dey find the LCM

keep the joke coming

A CRK teacher was having a question and answer section with her class
teacher: who killed golihat?
class: echoed David
teacher: who broke the walls of Jericho?
class: not us ma!, we are not the one
teacher: I say who broke the walls of Jericho?
class: we are not the one
the teacher took all the student to the principal.
teacher: excuse me sir, this student claimed not to know who broke the walls of Jericho
principal: this student are very obedient and humble, they can't even hurt a fly, am very sure its those area boys at MUSHIN bus/stop that broke the walls u are talking about

I try small now for my joke

a rich woman was about to take her bath, when the door bell rang, she tied a towel round her chest and answer the door.
goodday madam its me john, please lend me some money to pay my wife's hospital bill. she gave john some money and went back to the bath, when the door bell rang again, getting a little bit angry, she answered the door. madam please i need money for my son's school fees the stranger begged. running out of time, she quickly gave her some money. just about when she wants to settle down for a cool shower, the door bell rang again. who is that she shouted. it me sule the blind man. knowing that sule is blind she did not bother to put on her cloths. she open the door and asked, sule what can i do for u. madam sule answered i come thank you for the money u give me for my eye operation, i dey see well well now

the joke is funny, but u can do better

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