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Even Christ paid tax, but our pastors greed will never permit them to pay a kobo

Mr Gaga took a cell from IBB clone it and when the clone is ready to face Michael, Gaga noticed that the clone lies a lot, he destroy it, he got another cell from Atiku, made a clone of it, but the clone is just too corrupt for the job, he destroy it, he made a clone of GEJ but the clone was too weak to do anything, so scientist Gaga got frustrated and left the country angrily.

the hour has finally come for michael to fulfill his destiny, with his super man cape flowing behind him vroooooom, he flew up into the cloud, landed in abuja, INEC office, gave Jega 4resounding slaps, Farida heard of Jega predicament she tendered her resignation, within a twinkle michael was in Abeokuta Bankole's house, the thief was busy counting the UBA loan he stole
Michael : return those money, mr speaker
Bankole: no way, he brought out some juju, recite numerouse incantation, but none has effect on micheal, so he took to his heel, egbami oooo, help Gbemisola Saraki help!!!!! Eni Edo help!!!!, Sango plus Oya help!!!!!!

On hearing of michael heroism, GEN oLUSEGUN demanded for a DNA test claiming michael to be his son. He confessed that he actually bleep Geni that night while BIN Gbabgo bleeped Geni little pet dog

brushparke:
Mine is N1.8m sir.

why not mail me your number and lets talk; raymond25th@yahoo.com

brushparke:
well, that means you will have to look for a lower model.
Maybe a '99 model.

How much is yours going for?

my budget is 1.2m, auto transmission

my e-mail is :raymond25th@yahoo.com
it must be auto transmission. Thanks for your response

Serious buyer, wants to purchase a freelander

land rover - freelander :needed urgently

@God300men, am very much interested in the excel spread sheet stuff

U see how u dey fool urself

nice jokes

On the tenth floor alone in the elevator, then I removed the lid on my anus, so relieved was I that I did not noticed that the lift had stopped on the 8th floor, a lady walked in, the stenched could not permit her to say hi, I was so embarrased, she had to jumped out on the next floor. RITA am sori

Car loan is the only sure means a salary earner can own a brown new car. Why pay #4.5 once when u can do it installmentally and invest the money elsewhere

Nice one @poster
Wenger even the change pounds to Zimbabwe dollar for the money to plenty for footballers eyes

Just teasing aswell, never smell Oxford

Same skool with me, I really can't recall any Wumy in OXFORD

Adult enjoy adulthood not adultry. Which skool u go self, now repeat after me-----------------adulthood, again,again, good. Be a good girl, go and sin no more

Africa soldier--------------------- by Sony Okosun
Bubble----------------------------- by Adewale Ayuba
Rat Race--------------------------- by Mandators
There is one beautiful musical video by Chrisry Essien Igbokwe I can't remember the tittle
Ace---------------------------------- by Shina Peters
Police------------------------------- Bright chimezie
emmm  emmmm  emmmm      When I remember some more, then I will complete my list

Let someone get the strait jacket and ankle chain studio has relapse again, he has been a regular patient at Yaba left. Studio get sane quick

A FINAL TEST TO DISCHARGE SOME PATIENT AT A MENTAL CLINIC. THE DOCTOR DREW A HOUSE ON THE BLACK BOARD AND ASKED THE PATIENT TO ENTER, ALL THE PATIENT BUT ONE, RAN FORWARD STRUGGLING TO ENTER THE HOUSE ON THE BOARD. THE DOCTOR WAS FRUSTRATED BUT STILL HAPPY THAT AT LEAST ONE WAS STILL SANE ENOUGH TO BE DISCHARGED


DOCTOR: I"M VERY IMPRESSED, HOW COME U DID NOT JOIN UR COLLEAGUE TO ENTER THE HOUSE
STUDIO : I DON'T HAVE TO
DOCTOR: WHY
STUDIO : I HAVE THE KEYS IN MY POCKET

Our Eagles, goaless
Goodluck Jonathan, clueless
Our politician, visionless
Our pocket, penniless

Stuborn baby, he wan come world by force, he go sell Gala tire for go-slow

I will like to meet John too

can't stop laughin

nice one, am loving it

Nice one nanidee, thanks for putting a smile on my face

I know dry bones will rise again, what about dry jokes??

I know u can do better

very typical of studio, let him remain in YABA left

Silasia!!!!! give rude bwoy some sense