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keep turning the other cheeck, by the time u clock 60yrs, u will be used to it

@LYSA
I'm not from PH, was born in New york, grow up in UK and now living in planet Mars

Remember
cock crow at dawn
suraju taylor
oluwa la n be lodge
adio family
village headmaster
samanja
new masqurade
man with the suitcase
famouse five
sandoka
globe trotter

Who ever did this to studio will not sleep. Studio sorry, hope u are taking ur medications? if the chain is too tight on ur ankle, request for a strait jacket from any of the nurses. pele, get sane quick

am loving it

Remember singing, oyinbo yoo yoo, if u eat pepper, u go yellow more more. wen ever we see a white man
Remember gandoki & idris aloma in primary five reading book
Remember, who mess, na mary, mary say na teacher, teacher say nobody, na ur class
Remember kelegbe, mo tayo ( always keeping broom stick so dat sum1 won't collect anytin on ur hand
Remember TV antena with flouresence tube (sum1 is always by the pole to turn d antena for clearer pictures)

@studio,
young man,can u please proceed on compulsory leave after which u retire from dis joke section

remember playing daddy and mummy with the girl next door, though nothing happened
remember spider man/supper pants or is it undies?
remember flying kites
remember chasing lizards with stones
remember licking baby food when no one is at home
remember wearing one pant for one week
remember my fisrt love letter ( doxology)
remember pushing dad's car every morning before going to school
remember mum treating my sore with warm water
remember barbing hair with hand clipper( not the electric one)

My budget 350k-400k. Give me ur number so I can call u rightaway

Please, any info on how to get 3bed room flat at New Oko Oba Agege. Thanks

Please, any info on how to get 3bed room flat at New Oko Oba Agege. Thanks

Please, any info on how to get 3bed room flat at New Oko Oba Agege. Thanks

haha! haha! haha! very funning I can't stop laughing. Get out from this section. bigboy will u please disolve and remain soluble. terrorist my anus

avun, otatowe makpe-------- big up my badagry sisters/brothers

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Sunday morning a pastor was preaching on the pulpit
Pastor: Lies are evil, christians should refrain from telling lie. No white lies,No black lies. Lie is lie. As it is written in the book, how many of us has read the book of Matthew chapter 29 vs 12?. All the congregation raised up there hands. The pastor looked at the elder's corner, his wife and all the elders too raised there hands. The pastor wipe his face with his face tower, cleared his throat and say The book of Matthew ends at chapter 28, there is no chapter 29, even you, our mother in the lord and all the congregation just lied.

nice one mate, are blonds realy dumb?

At the embassy interview room

Official: how long do u intend to stay in UK?
Yoruba man: iyabo party will take 2days, bayo's naming 4days, wasiu will be playing in manchester that will take 3days pasuma too will be playing in newcastle 2days. Look oga just give me 12days
Official: approved. Next!!!

Hausa man: walaih I greet am for u
Official : how long are u staying in UK?
Hausa man: me I no too hear ram for turachi. make I go, make I see am for oyinbo, make I come back. Give am for 1day. my cow I go die if I too stay.
Official: approved. Next!!!

Ibo man:nna good good good morning
Official : how long do u want to stay in UK?
Ibo man: God bless you my pikin. Agos go do sales July, Tesco April,then I go run enter China buy small market, then go buy some tokunbo cars for Germany, then come back to London for December sales, nna 6month is ok.
Official: approved. Next!!

Warri man: chairman I hail
Official : how long are u staying in UK?
Warri man: who tell u say I wan come back, see wetin Akpos cause now, na him say make I come do am officiall. Kewe go UK, he no use visa, Otos enter UK ,him too no use visa. Look na my fault, if to say I don follow them Efe waka desert, enter Morroco this insult for no come. whether u give me visa or u no give me visa, me I dey enter Europe this year.I go pass Chad, Mali,Libya, Morroco. U think say I no know road nonsense. bye bye

a village boy got scholarship to study abroad, his first day in school, the teacher asked the class to introduce themselves
1st boy: I'm John baker
2nd boy: steven cook
3rd boy: allen taylor
4th : dave pilot
5th : collins gardner
our village boy thought they are saying thier father's name and occupation, so when it got to his turn to introduce him self he said
Lateef  Grave digger

man: hello can I see the manager?
receptionist: whats ur name
man: Louder
receptionist: ur name please
man:Louder
receptionist: I mean what is ur name
man: Louder, Louder
receptionist: are u deaf! am at the top of my voice and u still can't hear me
man: my name is mr. Louder. Tell him mr. Louder from Scotland wants to see him
receptionist: I'm sorry sir

a man on his way to work, noticed a begger with only one hand, sitting by the road out of pity the man gave the begger money, the begger waved his only right hand as a greeting gesture to thank the man. At the close of work when the man was on his way home, he saw the same begger, but this time he was holding out his left hand, amazed and curious the man approached him and told him what he observed. The begger answered oga since morning dat hand don tire me, na im I comot the second hand.

get the hell out of here!!!!!!!

late one nite, a man was walking back home from work, he decided to take a shot cut through the cementry. Half way into his journey he slipped and fell into a newly dug grave, he made several attempts to jump out all to no avail. He made up his mind to spend the nite there, perhaps he may find help by day light. As he settled down by the corner of the grave to sleep, he heard a bang, another man fell into the same grave. The first man remain calm in the cover of darkness and observe how the second man too frantically struggled to get out, after several attempts the second man gave up and decided to sleep there unaware of the first man. The fisrt man wants to catch some fun, so he decided to frigthen the second man by puting his hand on the man's shoulder, immediately he touched him the second man jumped out of the grave and made it home

chima, i suggest u try sum tin else, ur joke sucks

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rude boi, joint account are gud 4 inspiratina ------------- rastafarian jah bless all acct. holder

why can't you guys look at the funny side of a joke, rather than being Tribalistic. ibo,yoruba and hausa we all make naija thick

nice one, mate only golfer will understand the joke

i guess u think pretty fast. nice one mate!

can't stop laughing. more of this please!!