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Romance / Re: How To Get Married In One Year by cork2037: 3:17am On Dec 30, 2011
We--the Corks---have unfortunately become dumber by reading this thread. Off we go to recharge our brain cells.




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Romance / Re: Do You Agree? by cork2037: 3:10am On Dec 30, 2011
We---the Corks---are amazed at the inordinate amount of stupidity embedded in the question posed by the OP. Not all questions deserve to be asked! Does the self awareness, or lack thereof, of a womans beauty affect her attractiveness?

If yes, wouldnt that imply that pretty women, while sleeping, or unconscious, are not unattractive since they are not actively aware of their own bodies. And if no, that would imply that pretty women who know that they are pretty would be unattractive.

As you can see, we the Corks have used a simple form of syllogism to show that your question is absurd, for the conclusion, whether right or wrong, is illogical.





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Jokes Etc / Re: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by cork2037: 2:55am On Dec 30, 2011
All hail jackpot, the rightful  grin winner.




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Romance / Re: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by cork2037: 2:52am On Dec 30, 2011
@ jackpot

Silence. How do you think you won? The Corks would like you to show gratitude. Had we known that you would be ungrateful, we would have installed one of your competitors. The Corks have warned thee. More stringent action shall we take if thy subsequently disrespect thy benefactor.



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Forum Games / Re: *~ Emeka 7. Voted The Forum Games Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by cork2037: 2:42am On Dec 30, 2011
Hmmm, we corks have failed to install the rightful winner Dgunnerz . Fail we shall not, next year.



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