@ 190

Since you are a Nigerian, wouldnt that imply that all the females in your family, including but not limited to your mother, sisters, aunties, and grandmothers, stink? It is not an insult. You mentioned that Nigerian women do not bathe for two weeks so I am curious why you would mention that as a thing of pride, seeing as you are from there.


Do not mess with the Corks.

@Marc

When it comes to failing at simple tasks, you are in a class of your own because we---the Corks---have ordered you not to utter a word and you have not, not because you dont want to, but because you cannot. The Corks fear that your illness is far worse than they imagined.


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Why should they accept Credit Cards from thieves? Would you accept Credit Cards from Nigerians? Yes, we---the Corks---know that not all Nigerians are thieves, but the majority are.


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@ DarkSkin

Seeing as your mother---Chima---is not home, we---the Corks---shall refrain from disciplining you in her absence, for it will be unfair to take advantage of an innocent child. Continue not this conversation we have decided, until your master comes home.


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@Marc
It is understandable that you are angry, for it is that time of the month. However, we---the Corks---will not suffer you to continue uttering meaningless words. Hold your tongue you he-woman while you still have the chance.


Do not mess with the Corks.

We---the Corks---would like to congratulate the best programmer on Nairaland: ekt_bear. Your contributions on this thread have been immensely helpful. We look forward to your future participations.


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@ Kslib

Thy reply is apt and judicious.

@ Poster

Hear ye him(or her).

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@MarcAnthon
We---the Corks---do not expect a simpleton as yourself to understand any discourse that concerns ratiocination. Be silent.

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My Corkress.

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