₦airaland Forum

A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain.. She can't speak Spanish.. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt& show her thighs to enable the seller understand her... This went on for sometime.. One day she wanted to buy banana.. So She took her husband to the shop.. (don't laugh listen Dirty minds) She didn't do what you're thinking because her husband speaks Spanish very well.

You should see the way they feed their babies with pap. They practically twist the baby arms under their legs. That is a very primitive mode of feeding and should be discouraged

person dey cook indomie and egg una tag am chef... Sey someone cannot cook his indomie and egg in peace again?

Ooooh God! This Nigeria seff...

It's quite irony that SW having paraded themselves as the most hospitable, civilized and respectful tribe yet they possessed the highest number of curse word ever in all the Nigerian ethnic groups.

In other news, both the rapists and the rapee are students. In this news, the rapists are students while the rapee is a seller. Seriously, I don dey confuse.


Oooh God! This Nigeria sef,...

Ooooh God! This Nigeria sef...

I think a service like the escrow should also be introduced in case of dispute or unsatisfactory services

Oya Bubu come and donate ur cows fr Nairaland beach party
Ooooh God! This Nigeria sef....

Ooooh God! This Nigeria seff! Ooooh God! This Nigeria seff!

That was how recently passed out corper in nairaland was giving us a million reason to choose Kano instead of Abuja or Akwa Ibom just because of cheap stuffs. I can't go to NYSC in peace and come back in pieces.

Who know the sweetest one in this world?
As sweet as honey could ever be
People call her a woman of humbleness
But I call her a woman of diligence
Some say she is a woman of honour
But I call her a woman of valour
When I look into her eyes
It is love that I see
And when you look into my life
It is her that you'll see
Blessed are you among the women
And blessed is the fruits of your womb
A rare gem with a godly splendour
Who rocked my craddle bed and sang lullabies
That I may fall asleep
She overwhelms me with her benevolence
And her sweet words are like fine wines
That cushions the the heart of a weary soul
She heard my voice when I cried
And wiped my tears with the hem of her dress
I will worship you at your feet
And sing your praises at your table
Your scarf shall be made with the finest of linens
And your hands decorated with a pearl of precious stones
I'll adorn your neck with jewelries and gold
And never again shall your feet know the coarseness of sand
Even in your old age, I'll be to you a pillar of support
Andwhen your limbs grow weak, I'll be to you a pillar of
strength
This is what I ask of thee oh Lord!
And this is what I seek
That You shall bless and bless her indeed
Enlarge her coast as far as the eyes can see
Andlet her glory shine to the world like the the horizon rising
from in the east.
Celebrating My Mama

why must forgery always leave a trail behind

please what science can one study that does not require physics in your o' level?

I thought N-Power are well remunerated

seriously if you know this apostle saga has become so boring, click like

it's called grace. Your friend understands how it can be manipulated here in Nigeria.

you look take away, mayb the girls will start rushing in on you now

A Nigerian public university that have not experienced a strike action, is that one a university?

Buffer:
I'm bored already

find ur way to third mainland bridge na

pmud11:
This got me

u mean say the thunder got u?

am also interested in learning HTML. Pls can u send me the resource material?

person no fit use death play with una again?

how many people are mobilised to welcome him? ... It is still a dividends of theor empowerment scheme

Hello nairalandDss! I already sent you a message on the other thread. Pls find a way to include me in your budget or if you have a job I can do for a graduate awaiting NYSC, it would be gladly appreciated.

shaqhead:
Hey bro resent again!

Good day sir. please kindly send me the manual on cornelinfo@gmail.com Thanks in anticipation.