₦airaland Forum

Wow nice,,, cant wait for d next

to slap dis man just dey hungry me.

Agricultural knowledge is the best, be it agric extension, crop science, animal science etc.
When u study agric, everyone is ur customer, u only need to supply what is lack dere in less cost.
As long there are people to eat, u will never be unemployed.

what if that is how she feel connected to God.. what if her restless night is all for u...
did u ever think of dis? u might have marry a prayerless wife who may still b shoutin but in influence of alcohol.
u are complaining because u dont see what she is seeing but u will d day u throw her out.
Brother, u need prayers. what a prayerless father an husband i pity u.
last think i will ask
WHAT WILL JESUS D (WWJD).

olaomoola1:
I have believe in dis government don't know y. Don't quote me is my personal opinion

then if u dont want us to quote u, y did u post it here, u could have keep it to ur self...
Everything don dey vex me with dis nation. Ist because of that 23k they ar planning to pay in Npower program is the reason of all dis stories?
Jst imagin,,, and how sure d Npower will even work out.

Hadez:
I only find ambitious men attractive. I don't deal with boys. Mtchw

whatsapp me... We need to talk
07087664388

What they pain me is wen some1 go copy the whole news and will not say anything just like this.

presidency:
APPLICATION TIME FOR N-POWER JOBS & TRAINING PROGRAMMES EXTENDED FOR ANOTHER MONTH TO WIDEN OPPORTUNITY

In order to pull in more potentially qualified candidates and expand the opportunity base around and across the country, the deadline for N-Power online jobs and training applications has been extended till the end of August.

The application process commenced on June 12th 2016 and was to close on Monday, July 25, 2016.

However being very keen on keeping its promise of empowering and uplifting young Nigerians by improving their livelihood and creating opportunities such as this (in an as inclusive and diverse manner), the Federal Government is providing an additional grace period for more young Nigerians to access the N-Power opportunity.

The new deadline for the receipt of applications is now Wednesday, August 31, 2016.

N-Power is one of the initiatives of the N500B President Muhammadu Buhari's Social Investment Programme designed to empower young Nigerians with life-long skills to find or create work.

The N-Power programme is segmented into three:
N-Power Teachers Corps Agriculture & Health related jobs
N-Power Knowledge for ICT
N-Power Build for building services & artisanal training

N-Power is targeted at young Nigerians aged between 18 and 35 and is aimed at enlisting a total of 600,000 young Nigerians in phases, and under different sectors, in the largest capacity development and empowerment effort yet in the country.

The Federal Government will continue to work with the State Governments through their respective focal persons on Social Investments to ensure that N-Power is diverse and inclusive.

This extension presents an opportunity for persons who have not had the opportunity to apply to do so now. This will also allow those yet to complete the application process to ensure they see the process through as incomplete applications will not be processed.

To apply, simply log on to www.npower.gov.ng and register for any one of the three sub-programmes.

Please note that applications may be subject to other criteria which can be found on the N-Power website. Any prospective applicant, who has any challenge with uploading supporting documents unto the Portal because of the size of the files, should attach these documents in a mail transmitted to support@npower.gov.ng

After the Application portal closes, there will be a verification, testing and selection process before successful applicants are enlisted in phases as the specific programme design may necessitate.

The Federal Government will publicise the selection criteria before the application process comes to a close.

Modalities relating to the enlistment process will no longer commence today as earlier envisaged due to the demand for extension by many Nigerians from across several states.

Once again, the Federal Government is committed to ensuring that through N-Power, young Nigerians will acquire the skills and knowledge to become the driving forces of Nigeria’s economic growth and social development.

Laolu Akande
Senior Special Assistant (Media & Publicity)
In the Office of the Vice President
August 1, 2016

sha,, dey thought money go soon come but d change don they affect the changers that what cause all this changes.

Did Jesus go to synaguage or not? if Jesus is to come again and live with us now... WHAT WILL JESUS DO? Stop tryin to justifying ur wrong doing.

Hmm,, how many farm he have now?
How many of his family member are farming to survive?
What have he done to surport those who ar willing to go into farming?
Has the government stop selling d crude oil?
Dis man have finally change naija ooo... What still remain is only d name and d geographical location of nigeria that he is yet to change.

SeverusSnape:
This behaviour is not surprising, I know them well.

They support Yunusa for what he did, for furthering the cause of their religion. Even here on Nairaland, Didn't we see Islamic folks showing solidarity to this rapist abductor??. Yunusa is now a hero to them.

See the guy, who was hitherto a tricycle rider, Now looking fresher and fattened, He has the backing of the Northern oligarchs no doubt.

nice talk, but please nexr time put it as muslim not northerners. Am northerner but am a christian and my family as well. Never been a muslim and never will be. Anyway, and for d yellow, we hate him even the more. Friends, always remember us (norther christians) in your prayers.

Person.. I really feel ur pain. If i may say this i hope it may help. What do u think oF moving to less cost place.
And if u ar a christian, pray about It and let ur pastor knows abt it.
May God surprise u soon. Ur miracle is on d way

To slap naija now just dey hungre me..To slap naija now just dey hungre me..To slap naija now just dey hungre me..

Lol,,, no b only sai baba,, na sai mama USA... Hekihekiheki... I laf in china

Hahahhaha,,,, lol, dis comedy sweet pass mr. Ibu films. Hahaha. I laf in congo

Y una go do dis tourist chairman dis... Its nt good ooo.. Who una 1 make him dey send to his boys nw.. Ehn

TheFreeOne:
$50b
Maybe it's high time we consider selling naija to china

hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhaahah i laugh in HAUSA...

Guys abeg ooo,. This man don confuse me. Na who he want blame now?
His saying he have nt seen anything that we have achieve by devalueing of naira, then who cause it?
Me oooo, na small thing dey vex me and if i :>vex now people go talk say i too dey vex and my vex no good if i dey hungre.

Nne5:
Lai mohammed

hahahahahahahahahhaahahaha... I cant just stop lafin... Pls dis pix with on,,, whatsapp no: 08146565369

kossyablaze:
He Don deaf na

hahahah nigerians. I dey talk am b4, dis man no dey hear word, now una done see?

Dafkelvin222:
They're two diff words...''am'' is for questioning and i'm is for intro...e.g i'm muhammadu buhari,the chief jukeeter,,am i a dullard?

hahhaahah nigerians are always nigerians. Funny guys.

Hmm,,, not again,,, i have just waste my MB again,, infact #paymemyMB#

See, i no wan hear anytin, just pay me my MB, i cant just loss two things at d same time and expect me to keep quiet. First na my time and second na my MB,, just pay me back my MB pls.

This is not good,, where are we going? Pls how much are dey sellin bicycle @ ur area. #IsearchForBicycle#

ayzTIGER:
Whatever you guys are planning to turn the north to should please stay up north. If una wan turn northern Nigeria to Syria its allowed but dont bring all those bullsh!t to southern Nigeria

if i call u animal is because i dnt have proper name to call u... So less christian that are there are been offer as sacrifice right?

Quakertellicus1:
Queues dey...but they are reducing in size.

is because some done dey give up. Must are parent n u cant expect them to add more days there where hope don't seems to come.

Am from kaduna but am nt in kaduna right now,, but does dat means dis is wat am comin back to meet?
The Lord we serve will surely protect us from d hand of dis antichrist...
I warn my frnd nt to vote dis man but dey refused.

Hmmm... I dey vex;>, n my vex dey even fear me cos i fit kill person now. See his mouth like 'ese my love'.
Infact dis idiot have spoil my day... ;(

Pls who have buhari phone number, i wan call him and advice him to respectfully resign when he still have fans... If not, i can see nigeria makin a new record (mad 1) God forbit anyway.
But if i may ask... He didnt expect dat naija is bigger as he tot right?
And secondly, is that all he wanted to do all dis while he was fightin to be elected?

Nigerians wer is our sense.... New government have disvalue our currency (naira) everything have raise in price... Now, d subsidy have been removed and same people are happy... If everything may increase in price, why worsen d case for us by removing d subsidy now? .
Nigerians, just wait and see, who knows if dat saving will not b channel to pay buhari rent @ aso rock....

toms55:
Dude you dont need all these. Rather come up with an innovative idea , and let's watch this country grow.


Fall in Oil prices is the reason for this and that is what you should be saying and not blaming those who are trying to strengthen the Naira by Not devaluating it.



That is their own idea as a solution to the problem, what is your own innovative idea?

why all dis are happening now? If it was jonathan's time, same u will shout and course him... Now dat it is ur hero on board, ahhh, lets think on how we will make things right.
Ok, we hear. But to b sincere, where u expect all dis from buhari?

K, i hear, then, how dis information can help our nation economy? Next pls.