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[size=20pt]Fayose has a thing for young and innocent looking virgins[/size]

[size=30pt]When will these bloggers get a functional brain?[/size]

[size=20pt]Incase you dont know, that is the OP ryt there in that pic....e-diot innit?[/size]

[size=20pt]I wonder how these JAMB officials even passed JAMB in the first place....[/size]

[size=30pt]Later dem go say one thing do their kidney[/size]

[size=20pt]A thread created for jobless people...[/size]

[size=30pt]I wish our President would do the same after his tenure, so we can see what makes corruption tick[/size]

[size=40pt]They will dupe you black and yellow...[/size]

[size=20pt]Nigga........that picture shows the digits in kilobytes[/size]

Get social with your mouth then...

You guys think I'm joking ryt...

I got married early this year and ever since, my wife has never for once stepped into the kitchen to cook for me.

Its always been Mr Biggs and Sweet Sensation. She acts in a very strange manner at all times and this has got me wondering who I truly got married to.

Though she never cooked during our courtship, I didn't see it as a big deal. But it just got worse.

Recently, I confronted her and demanded she must cook for me by force or she should be ready to go back to her parents house. We had an heated argument over this...as I requested her to make me hot rice.

She stared at me in an absurd manner and said "you want hot rice abi, you want rice abi, OKAY"

The next thing I saw, my wife hit the wall with her palm 3 times and a very hot plate of jollof rice...dished inside black calabash, appeared from no where and she said "Oya take".

I didn't wait to check mayb the rice has meat or not, I took to my hills and since then, I haven't been home.

Please help me beg my wife to leave my house if you know her...

Annypie:
eeyah,sowie my condolence..looks lyk u were d only one in love tho,try and upbeat am sure smtin better is cmin..#leme be candid,i dnt knw abt LOVE oo,buh i wuld neva wana hav anytin intimate wt a muslim.

Thanks anny....but why would you say you don't know anything about love.

Haven't you ever been in a relationship before.

Its just funny how these things transpire in the long run. Its like losing an investment.

Thanks for the comments Y'all...

I really appreciate you guys...

iceberylin:
you went under the Rain

LOL....noted. Thanks tho.

But its just funny how some ladies are willing to do anything to get an honest man. And she wouldn't see I want the best for her.

What hurts most is that, it took this long for her to come clean and make that position known. Bro, it f**kin hurts.

A part of me feels she was playing along with my love-script and never loved me cos I'm just as confused.

iceberylin:
You pushed yourself too much for her.... one thing i know is that ladies love the tough guys

How exactly did I push myself? By being faithful and true to her or putting smiles on her face to ensure she stays happy?

Its so disheartening to even imagine I and my girlfriend could stop being lovers.

I really don't know how to go about writing this, but I do know this is a girl I have loved for over 4 yrs and dated for over a year. We laid eyes on each other sometime in 2008, then I hadn't gotten admission and she was in SS2.

To avoid a long talk, she is now a 300level student studying computer science, while I am now working with a bank in Lagos.

I could remember how I'd do crazy stuffs to make her happy back in the days, even go in the rain just to ensure I keep a date with her at school. Those days were fun, cos I was really happy. Little did I know it wasn't gonna last.

Talking about faithfulness, we have both been really straight with each other, and sometimes, she would even do lovey dovey arts on Microsoft paint, to show me how much she loves me.

Right from the start, we've always had this issue with religion, cos I am a christian and she is a muslim, apparently, I am of the opinion she can keep the religion as I have no intention of converting her forcefully.

I believe we all worship one God, and God is love, so I do believe more in true love than that based on religious affiliation.

Lately, she been acting a bit weird by not reciprocating my "I love you"s.....and it got worse when she asked for a halt. This is a girl who we once talked about how we are going to narrate our love life to our kids. It hurts so deep. I couldn't hold back the tears as I worked while trying to be on a conversation with her on whatsapp.

I know I have lost her this time, cos she seems to hold her religion with a very high esteem, much more than what we share if anything, cos that always comes first to her.

I do love and respect her, but for the very first time in years, we haven't spoken or contacted each other for 3 days. I feel really hurt.

A part of me can't comprehend what is actually happening cos I try to keep calm and get my head straight. But in actual sense, I know I am back to being single and it hurts so bad.

Just yesterday night, I tried hanging out with a friend to take time off the thought. It was so strange when a crazy chick started making faces at me. To be honest, I engaged her in a conversation but my girlfriend was pretty much on my mind. To my surprise, the chick doesn't take alcohol but does hard drugs. She even complained she had cold and wouldn't mind hanging out with I and my friend all night.

I made an effort and shook off the offer. Woke this morning to thank God I didn't fall for a cheap temptation.

I feel so sad cos Its beginning to really dawn on me how single I am again.

Is religion a tenable excuse to really stop loving?

@rattlesnake.....why else did you drop by if not to see a dying n.i.g.g.a

I'm sure you do spend time at the bus stop, watching rams fight.

Stop hating on the thread busta.......keep calm.

naturally:
Drink all at once n RIp in advance

Evil comment

Its quite funny when pictures like this just pop up on my bbm updates.

This dude was holding something that looked like nollywood poison and pulled this genuinely bizarre suicidal face.

Quite funny if you ask me.....he looks tired of living.

Hopefully, its just codeine and not otapiapia.

He aint dead tho.....at least not yet

Just in the aftermath of the rave that took over the major social medias, over the recent shut down of the most popular blog in Nigeria.

Ayedee who engineered the shut down of Linda Ikeji's blog has yet again taken to the media to address the insults being dispersed by the family and friends of the Nigerian blogger.

He says; "I know yo sympathizers are definitely pissed 'cos they look up to yo for juice. Bae! Ma hommies are dead pissed 'cos a western chimp be ripping ma sweats. Vgot a fam too, so ion care if yo fam continues to throw a distorted rant over twitter just for yo sake. Ma fam be deader pissed if another Ayedee does this; but damn! It aint happening 'cos ma fam vgot morals, so if I aint got none, they would tell me plagiarism is not the way to go."

The aforesaid veteran blogger however claimed he has created a BBM channel so her sympathizers could drop him a line.

"Outta my huge respect for people's opinion, I have created a channel on BBM. So be free to let yo fam know where to drop a nigga a line. I aint even gat time to post the PIN ho. Too busy stunting on ma new Lambo. Just look up "Ayedee" or "Ayedee the great". Much love for ma blogging hommies. Take yo time to revise and edit shii before yo make a post from me tho. I aint always angry. LOL"

Source: TMZ

According to the information reaching my desk right now...

Ayedee who sole-handedly brought down Linda Ikeji's blog says he is not done with the female blogger yet.

"By the time I'm through with that african chimp, she gon beg me with her pale poohsie" he says.

He claims she makes numbers by ripping his hardwork and posting it on her blog just to make rounds for herself and she aint even gon gimme credit for that.

She can bad mouth the Nigerian celebs, ion care. But coming right at me in my lane, ma zone. Dats one shii I aint gon take from the ho...

Source: TMZ

na where u put me I dey

Lol

Picture of the Menopause under her skirt or IDONBILIVIT

ferdimako:
Go to WWW.noun.edu.ng and WWW.nou.edu.ng From the first u know the cost of the PIN and compulsory fees for both semesters...from d second, u go to d registrable course link for that major and calculate the cost of each course for both semesters and add N1,000 for each against exams. Na u go do ur work!

Lol...funny dude...

Be nice nau......I'm not talking about the fees now.

I am talking about what their program is like.

Is everything entirely online

No vex bro....i'll appreciate your calm response

PERFECT2:
I'm not sayin it's 120k;i said budget.
Yea,it's applicable to DE students.

Noted!

Thanks a lot...

However, I have some other things I would like to confirm about their program as I do hope to help her secure a job to keep her busy so she could also put in small amounts where necessary for her up-keep at school.

Do they allow part time for DE students or is it entirely online......sorry to bother you, but how does it really work?

I hear stuffs like, taking exams online and downloading materials. Is there any timeline fixed by the school for all these things.

Just wana determine the flexibility if it would be adviceable to have her do a full time work and school at the same time.

Thanks man.......I hope i aint being a bug...

corperscorner:
LOL>>>>>thanks man...

But she is actually doing direct entry from Laspotech.

She made distinction in Business administration so I feel this should increase her chances of being selected.

IS the 120k also applicable to students entrying tru DE cos I bliv they are to start from 200level.

Thanks as you reply me again

Please anyone and everyone........

I need help with what NOUN currently levies as tuition for direct entry students...

All this is just to plan upfront so my pocket wont tear when the time comes to pay the tuition of my sibling...

Thanks as you drop your response...

PERFECT2:
NO.
We've gone to school,pls. drop ur message(s)

LOL>>>>>thanks man...

But she is actually doing direct entry from Laspotech.

She made distinction in Business administration so I feel this should increase her chances of being selected.

IS the 120k also applicable to students entrying tru DE cos I bliv they are to start from 200level.

Thanks as you reply me again