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More Pictures.....

All that cash for a bottle of beer...

Did you know that 20,000 naira can buy you a private Jet in Zimbabwe....

See pictures below...........

Their cash is so worthless that it even ends up in the trash at times.

For sharp business minds, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to withhold this amazing money-making opportunity

Ask me how...........I will be teaching you how to buy jets and luxurious cars from Zimbabwe, how to ship them to Nigeria and how to hit it BIG.

With just 20,000 naira.

modskiller:
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That phone is a productive monster..........the phone's full battery can last up to 4days (moderate usage, i.e constant bbm chats, 10 phone calls/day and 15sms'/day) without charging.

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does anybody have the twitter handle of other senators........?

I'll be posting their phone numbers and emails soon.

cy4cent:
The one I saw today was entertainment allowance, utility allowance, then severance pay. don't know if that entertainment allowance is true though, but if it is, it's very annoying.

Imagine......I missed out so many things in my list. Those were just additions. These people are out to milk our treasury dry.

Ben Bruce......the holier than thou lives a life of a King with high-class call-girls.

A picture of him and his famous LA based call-girl below.

His 4.5 million dollars LA mansion

His 32 million naira electric car............Yet he came out to declare his intention to give his wardrobe allowance to Osun state workers.

What happens to other allowances though....

Al Jazeera

@AJenglish
@AlJazeera
@AJam
@AJElive

can anyone help with the handles of these mofos?

I only have these:

Ben Murray Bruce - @benmurraybruce
Dino Melaye - @dino_melaye
Bukola saraki - @bukolasaraki
Remi Tinubu - @remitinubu


KINDLY ENDEAVOUR TO ADD THE HASHTAG #SELLNIGERIA TO YOUR TWEETS....

We do not hope to trend, but if we need to make an impression, we just have to adopt the true words that resonates with our plight becasue these people are out to sell our future.

Other hastags and ideas will be welcome.....kindly join us on this.

victorels:
Yes. Exactly. (Nodding my head)

I am in. Just tell me what to do and you will be surprised at the speed I'll get it done. If not, this is another cry.

I assure you this is not another cry.........you are in for a revolution.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.......haven't had light for over 4weeks now. Yet they go abroad to tell the world there is constant electricity in Nigeria.

They gag us and hide our tears with masks so they could steal from us and smile on our behalf. Its just so annoying.....

If you still believe the likes of Dino Melaye and Ben Bruce are acting in the interest of poor and average Nigerians, then permit me to say you need to rethink.

Take a look at these pictures of Dino Melaye,

Picture 1 - Dino Melaye posing with garri (the poor man's delicacy), feigning humility
Picture 2 - Dino Melaye's recent acquisition. He added that road buzzer to a fleet of Porsche Panemera (49milllion), Lamborghini Avantador (53million), Bullet proof G-Wagon (40million) and a host of others.

And you really think he is acting in the interest of poor Nigerians as he claims.

Will begin with Murray Bruce soon.

Here are some twitter handles of the aforesaid parties as mentioned earlier:

CNN
@cnnbrk
@cnnopinion
@cnnnewsroom
@cnnvalenci - Nick Valencia (A very strong journalist)

BBC
@bbcnews
@bbcone
@bbcworld
@bbcbreaking

International Criminal Court
@intlcrimcourt

Would share more shortly....

Can anybody help with the twitter handles of these notorious r3tards who wants to drown the dream of the future generations?

Jorussia:
I am with you guys on this one, let's organise a massive protest to the NA.I reside in benin city, but,i don't mind sponsoring myself to ABUJA just to register a protest.

Very nice idea Jorussia.........mind you, the invasion is going to be highly strategic as I also have a lot of masterminds with me on this.

A physical protest wont shake these people, Yes it might work for the Kenyans when they went to spill cow blood in their assembly house way back. But this is the 21st century, several people have spent lump sums organising rallies to Abuja on the BringBackOur Girls campaign but came back when they got tired of being ignored.

Politicians are experts at playing mind-games.......little-wonder why majority of them loves chess. If you want to beat them, you have to go 5-steps ahead, which is what this thread is all about.

Your contribution is awesome, kindly enjoin other friends and colleagues to join us here.

rottennaija:
Yes, we are here. What's your plan

Nice to have you here broda...

The first approach I propose would be to gather the social handles of parties I strongly believe would be interested in our plight as a nation and as well-meaning activists for the future generation.

So far, CNN has proven supportive through the media features they gave some of our crying Nigerians on twitter.

PS: tweets were escalated without these people tagging them at all.

Now I suggest in the first phase of our plan...........we go hard by dishing out strong-worded tweets, dragging out some of these looters by their twitter handles and putting the likes of CNN, BBC, AL-Jazeera, ICC and other socially inclined news or prosecuting body in copy.

What sayeth thou?

All these talks by RMAFC is just a plain stunt for PR.

What we are deliberating on at the moment is just "Wardrobe allowance"........have we asked ourselves how many other allowances are lined up for these old r3tards?

Car allowance
Insurance allowance
Housing allowance
Feeding allowance
Call card allowance
Travel allowance
Medical allowance
Transportation allowance
Sitting allowance
Allocation for sundry expenses and miscellaneous

These are the ones I know, the entire list is exhaustive, and yet, we are currently focusing on just wardrobe allowance which is not even included in my list.

All of a sudden, it takes them 48hrs to respond to tweets like their phone is faulty or something.

During the campaign period, these same r3tards were always online, occupying my timeline.

Please lets rub minds on this....I am willing to go any length to shame these Mordarforkaz

Justice must prevail.........FVCK the courts, the CJN recently admitted judicial officials are corrupt. This is a country where the police only dance to the tune of these r3tards. 170million Nigerians with the help of over 1.3 million seasoned Nairalanders can put an end to this mess.

Owning to the latest information reaching my desk, my attention has been drawn to the ongoing hoola-baloo about a bunch of mordaforkaz looking forward to debiting our national treasury, the sum of NGN9 billion (9,000,000,000) for a change of clothes.

I sit here at my office desk in my house, wearing just a pair of BMC singlets and white boxer and its so saddening that while I go about my job diligently, some pompous and overfed r3tards hired by US (the masses) to shout "Aye" and "Nay" and make life changing policies have now ignored their primary assignment and resorted to the crooked plan of dishing out lump sums to themselves in the name of allowances. (this has now turn to the usual).

THE PLAN

1. Crying on nairaland wont help us solve this.
2. The media can only put out stuffs in the daily tabloids, but they can always be silenced by these pompous mofos (Power of Law - Reference MBI Tv station, now dead.........AIT, burial arrangements ongoing)
3. Twitter and Facebook are ready to help anyone seeking for help. (Just be wise about it)
4. International Bodies like the International Criminal Court which all corrupt politicians fear, are always very pre-occupied but interested in stuffs like this.
5. Before now, 87% of Nigerians never knew they had super powers to invoke change......and right now 75% of Nigerians still dont know how to go about this but to cry like babies on twitter.


BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER.........

I need like minds to come into this thread so we can deliberate on the next line of action.

Trust not, even those that act like human right activists, for they are all wolves in sheeps clothing.

The renowned Dino Melaye owns several luxury stuffs including a Porsche Panamera that costs a whooping 49million naira, yet he comes out to say he is acting in the interest of the poor Nigerians. I refuse to be fooled if you dont.

Should we have any other members from the National Youth Movement which was formed 2yrs ago by well-meaning nairalanders, I enjoin my fellow comrades to take the high seat beside me here.

Let's deal with our pompous leaders today...

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Anybody?

Hi guys.........does anyone understand any other technique of taking over a WP site. I'm just trying to test how strong my new blog is...

Tried Permanent backdooring of HTML5 client-side application, Cross-Site Port Attacks, Bruteforce of PHPSESSID, CAPTCHA Re-Riding Attack and Pwning via SSRF but it only messes with the pages. Are there any gurus in the house to drop tips?

Several legitimate scholarship facilitators require applicants to drop a nickel.

Luzneema.org charges 8k for application........and they give out 8million.

Lagos State Scholarship board will tell you to purchase a scratch card......indirectly charging you 2k.

So most times, these people only want applicants that are serious enough to follow things through. Not some random people that will just apply and abuse the whole thing by neglecting it later on.

When the frequency of words being used comes to play, certain factors are also used to determine the binding parameters.

In 2015, I have no doubt the most used word in the dictionary will be...........ALLEGE

Ever since the electioneering campaigns.........everyone and every party has been allleging.

Just yesterday, the President also used the word by alleging election malpractices.

Just an observation....


Lets keep alleging...

Quite a number of scholarships out there are fakes...........but I only posted the ones I am very certain about their authenticity.

Even some big scholarships have been owing their previous winners up till date. Thats why some of the renowned ones are not on the list.

Thank you.

By the way...how is the election is your area?

AGBAMI

NLNG

SHELL

PTDF

EXXON

SPDC

Just my thinking.....this is getting interesting. Just my thinking.