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PoliticsRe: List Of Tinubu's Lagos Cash Cows by corperscorner: 5:14pm On Dec 09, 2014
nfjfuf:
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Music/RadioRe: A Chill-pill For Upcoming Artistes - Davido (pics) by corperscorner(op): 5:01pm On Dec 04, 2014
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EducationRe: GOOD NEWS FOR NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY STUDENTS +PICS by corperscorner(op): 1:49pm On Dec 04, 2014
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Music/RadioRe: A Chill-pill For Upcoming Artistes - Davido (pics) by corperscorner(op): 1:37pm On Dec 04, 2014
http://www.i-m.mx/SleakBuzZ/promotions/

From my enquiries through the phone number on that site. It seems quite cheap and very affordable, depending on the number of email impressions you are looking to get.

Another interesting thing I learnt about these guys. They track the clicks on the download button in the email.

So the artiste can easily know how many people actually downloaded the songs.

Nice I think....
Music/RadioA Chill-pill For Upcoming Artistes - Davido (pics) by corperscorner(op): 1:36pm On Dec 04, 2014
I personally don't get freaked when artistes pull stunts - But DAVIDO pulled a hell of a stunt by getting a mail at me.

Just as i was having these thoughts of how to promote my cousin's music tracks, I got a mail on my blackberry and guess what I saw - "BEAUTY"

Though I am aware this method of promoting songs and artistes via email delivers tremendously in the Western countries.

But it seems Nigerian artistes too are upping their game.

Check this out......It keeps me wondering who came about the concept of SleakBuzZ PR. Anywhich ways, I doff my hat for the brains behind this.

Just thought to share this with the upcoming dudes so they can look on to other great platforms and not rely on radio alone.

PropertiesRe: Tastefully Furnished 2 Bedroom Apartments For Letting In Ibadan With Pics by corperscorner: 11:53am On Nov 28, 2014
[size=35pt]Where are the "tastefully" angry[/size]
PoliticsRe: Snake Withdraws Cash At Barclays Bank ATM In Harare, Zimbabwe (pictures) by corperscorner: 2:58pm On Nov 27, 2014
My deduction from this;

The car was parked in front of the atm before people noticed the snake.

The car was still parked in front of the atm when the crowd gathered around the driver.

That spot doesn't look like a parking space.

So its natural to think our driver discovered a way of communicating to his snake-friend so he could manipulate the atm somehow...duno.

If anything. This is [size=30pt]advanced Juju[/size]
CelebritiesRe: How Denrele Edun Was Robbed In Festac Area by corperscorner: 1:57pm On Nov 24, 2014
[size=35pt]Your passport is of no use to us. Come and take it back[/size]
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Legislator Who Jumped National Assembly Gate Contesting For Governor by corperscorner: 1:18pm On Nov 24, 2014
kakakent:
Guy what the speaker did is unspeakable this is a man that is responsible for law making in this country (the apex) he was driving towards a policeman blocking his car nd he encouraged reps to push a policeman away . I personally have been arrested by police in my hostel when dey were looking for some cult boys nd later released with apology that they were doing their job nd I understood now if a speaker can do this what do you xpect from ordinary citizens? The man should have walked out so that nigerians will be seeing the mess ups of jona but with what he did he jst showed us he has no respect for the law
I think you are being misinformed here...

The action of the police is no where near justifiable 'cos I presume you as a person would feel bad if your gateman decides to lock you out of your house on the claim of getting an order from above.

Secondly, had it been the lawmakers never made that move to dash into the house at the time they did. Nigerian politics would have taken a totally different turn now.

Now a little education for you my dear; the intention of the President was to keep the lawmakers outside the complex so there would be an avenue to carry out an impeachment proceeding which would remove Tambuwal from being the speaker of the house.

Knowing fully well that Tambuwal who just defected to the APC is being seen as a threat to the so called President.

The police on the other hand are claiming they acted in response to previously given intelligence.......

Now the question is; who gave them that intelligence? If the response to the intelligence was to debar the lawmakers from gaining entry to the house, how did David Mark and some PDP lawmakers find their way in earlier.

Dont you think it would be more appropriate if such claimed intelligence report is being channelled towards the abduction of the 200 Chibok girls.
CelebritiesRe: How Denrele Edun Was Robbed In Festac Area by corperscorner: 1:04pm On Nov 24, 2014
[size=40pt]I thought I told these boys to just molest the monkey and not collect anything from him[/size] angry
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Thread For Great Poets by corperscorner(op): 9:27am On Nov 24, 2014
THE LONELY SOUL

Jerry Okeowo
May 6, 2010

The deceased has brought me thus;
Into the hands of the lackadaisic ones,
Giving me the reversal of grass to grace

Maybe its my fate,
But still trying to survive
Paving way in the dark,
Made me remember my past;
When I was like a king in a kingdom,
Cherished like the Gold of Galam,
Now, unworthy like the Trash of Trinidad

Absolutely transient,

Being raised in a palace
And ending up in a cold arctic,
Being a presage to the people around me,
Dreaming of wraiths and rats,
And not even the sun to dry up my tears.

Source - LinkedIn
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Thread For Great Poets by corperscorner(op): 9:26am On Nov 24, 2014
TOGETHER FOREVER

Jerry Okeowo
June 27, 2011

The sun has risen between us,
Between two inscrutable pines,
And our leaves winter-stripped and Unclad
Whenever the sky opens its misty eyes,
Leaving behind a solitary stem

Surely! Renaissance will come as always
To awaken our spirits
And make our leaves glow with pride,
Leaving our branches leaning on each other
Together forever.

Source - LinkedIn
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Thread For Great Poets by corperscorner(op): 9:25am On Nov 24, 2014
CIVILIZED ANIMALS

Jerry Okeowo
May 11, 2011

Civilization! Here we cry,
For order we are here deprived,
By none but us the self relied,
That run the gauntlet of selfish fangs,

To live and act like the Jack and Boots,
This! Our patterns would love to recruit,
For some of them are made in our likes;
In face, in acts, impulse and instincts,
Though weighty the burden must be,
Powerful it makes us at last,
Though power corrupts in the wrong hands,
It makes us outfox one another to live,

For we are all wrong hands,
It only makes our animal nature sophisticated,
And our atmosphere filled with tense panic.

Source - LinkedIn
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Thread For Great Poets by corperscorner(op): 9:25am On Nov 24, 2014
DREAMS & RIDDLES

Jerry Okeowo
July 5, 2014

We all have it but can't seem to lose it;
The shadows that traileth the path of love is something to preserve and if possible, immortalize
I gaze into the sky and wonder how it came to be
You, us, the love we share,
But then, I could only come to a conclusion of destiny

Dreams, sewn in the milky way,
Slides straight into the mind of the rebel,
And the choices made thereafter, are a product of the person,
For when a door is not a door; It is always ajar.

I crave your touch in every way,
In dreams; that I might make sweet love to you,
And in nightmares; that I might have a companion through the struggle,
REM sleep in the twilight, makes me wonder if I'll ever see the sun rise
But then, the thought of my love, gives me a reason to strive

That which has a body but has no neck,
Is not enough to contain the love I've got to share,
For a bottle without a crown, Is bound to be filled to the brim,

I love you like I would never love again,
Though, I fear circumstances might put a hole in our midst,
For the truth which I fear, Is none, but the thought of holding you back with my struggle,

The future seems vague,
Just like the number of our fingers vary in every dream,
But when a tree is not a tree,
Its either razed by fire and turned to ashes,
Or stands in a mansion as a masterpiece to glorify the abode with beauty,

Which depicts the reason why the choice of a rebel is most important,
He could either choose to chase a good life, Or wallow in negativity,

The riddle of my life is something I am yet to unfold,
But when I do, you will always be my queen,
Till the end of time.

Source - LinkedIn
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Thread For Great Poets by corperscorner(op): 9:24am On Nov 24, 2014
WRY SMILE OF SORROW

Jerry Okeowo
July 3, 2012

Curfew of fear keeps me from flying,
Like a whithered feather unfit for flight,
None but I could understand my plight;
That someday I might look at my scar,
And pity the dent in my spine,

The sting of adversity that struck in the melee
Has made birds of a feather flock separately,
Like a rigid piece of poo that wouldn't flush,
Firmly; Thoughts dangle in my heart like a golden
cross;
Extinction has now become a thing of adoration,
And nothing feels more exciting than being banished,
For I could only see death as a prerequisite to a
soothing rest,
Most controversial; I would rather it to a milky bed,

Now, jamming vibes of sad instrumental,
Fills my soul like dirt on a rusty metal,
That I will fall a pretty pink petal,
Is nothing but a dream of a routeless magi,

Though I hear;
None would spare
The joy they've got to share,
Yet;
I crave to get in any way
It's spoils, dumped in the mud and has been left to rot,

But, Alas! The fields of peace have been emptied
And the debris of hope, buried,
For if it hadn't;
It would have been that i've found a diamond cherry,
In the host of Gaia berries,
But, the drama of joy without the crew of glory,
Is like a merry ferry heading for its peril,

Had I known;
The anguish the cock will later crow,
I would have painted my last true smile.

Source - LinkedIn
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Thread For Great Poets by corperscorner(op): 9:23am On Nov 24, 2014
LONE RANGER

Jerry Okeowo
May 7, 2010

Sitting in the world's extreme corner,
Like a lone mat-weaver
Neither distraction nor focus conceals me,
But mysterious patterns I conceive.

Like a madman chasing nothing;
My brain works tirelessly
And only feels distress at rest,
Tumor knocks at the door to my head,
But only gets a chance at the market place,
Breeze, Beach, Beam
Where comfort delights my soul,

For exhibitions, many wish they were me,
Not if they could see the inside of my unhappiness,

Eyes the shady night will shut,
And ears the earth will stop,
To lay the stage for the nocturnal dreamweaver,
And welcome the lone ranger into another world of
loneliness.

Source - LinkedIn
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Thread For Great Poets by corperscorner(op): 9:22am On Nov 24, 2014
LADY OF THE LAKE

Jerry Okeowo
May 27, 2011

Paving through the sharps of the forest,
Frail, frantic and flailing,
Unaware of the path to explore,
I can only go beyond and forget,

Boulder-dashed, which led me to the still waters,
Like a zephyr in a vacuum,
I dropped the world off my shoulder;
To have a sip which might be my very last,
-Taking every gulp with ease, like an Iguana,
-It stretched my muscles, like the neck of an Ilama,
Almost out of space,
Until I made a sudden flush from the flinch of a
frangipani,

I turned and behold a perfect figure,
With eyes like pearls and hair strands like wool,
With bosoms like pines and neck like stem,
Moderately sealed in a mild and tender skin like
cinnamon,
Wonderfully created to give every head a bolt of
thunder at sight,

Mustering all the courage I could get,
I gave her my blue-eyed-faithful look,

Praising the path I had come by,
And showing inward gratitude to the monsters that
chased me nigh,
Bursting out with an enchanted smile,
She took my hand and I held her's tight,
Paving through the lillies by the lake:
I was led to the fountain of sweet waters,
To have a sip which might be the threshold of an aura.

Source - LinkedIn
LiteratureNairaland Thread For Great Poets by corperscorner(op): 9:21am On Nov 24, 2014
I personally feel anyone could be a great poet. Its all a function of our individual passion.

Over time, I have read the likes of Goerge Awonor Williams, Wole Soyinka, John Pepper Clark...etc. But I realized I just wanted more and something in line with my own personal realities.

A few days ago, I bumped into this guy's profile on LinkedIn and ever since, I have been sticking around, waiting patiently for him to drop new lines.

Stalking you may call it....but I am going to be posting his amazing write-ups below.

Here is his pic...........and he goes by the name Jerry Okeowo.

LiteratureRe: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by corperscorner: 8:59am On Nov 24, 2014
THE LONELY SOUL

Jerry Okeowo
May 6, 2010

The deceased has brought me thus;
Into the hands of the lackadaisic ones,
Giving me the reversal of grass to grace

Maybe its my fate,
But still trying to survive
Paving way in the dark,
Made me remember my past;
When I was like a king in a kingdom,
Cherished like the Gold of Galam,
Now, unworthy like the Trash of Trinidad

Absolutely transient,

Being raised in a palace
And ending up in a cold arctic,
Being a presage to the people around me,
Dreaming of wraiths and rats,
And not even the sun to dry up my tears.

Source - LinkedIn
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by corperscorner: 8:58am On Nov 24, 2014
WRY SMILE OF SORROW

Jerry Okeowo
July 3, 2012

Curfew of fear keeps me from flying,
Like a whithered feather unfit for flight,
None but I could understand my plight;
That someday I might look at my scar,
And pity the dent in my spine,

The sting of adversity that struck in the melee
Has made birds of a feather flock separately,
Like a rigid piece of poo that wouldn't flush,
Firmly; Thoughts dangle in my heart like a golden
cross;
Extinction has now become a thing of adoration,
And nothing feels more exciting than being banished,
For I could only see death as a prerequisite to a
soothing rest,
Most controversial; I would rather it to a milky bed,

Now, jamming vibes of sad instrumental,
Fills my soul like dirt on a rusty metal,
That I will fall a pretty pink petal,
Is nothing but a dream of a routeless magi,

Though I hear;
None would spare
The joy they've got to share,
Yet;
I crave to get in any way
It's spoils, dumped in the mud and has been left to rot,

But, Alas! The fields of peace have been emptied
And the debris of hope, buried,
For if it hadn't;
It would have been that i've found a diamond cherry,
In the host of Gaia berries,
But, the drama of joy without the crew of glory,
Is like a merry ferry heading for its peril,

Had I known;
The anguish the cock will later crow,
I would have painted my last true smile.

Source - LinkedIn
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by corperscorner: 8:57am On Nov 24, 2014
LONE RANGER

Jerry Okeowo
May 7, 2010

Sitting in the world's extreme corner,
Like a lone mat-weaver
Neither distraction nor focus conceals me,
But mysterious patterns I conceive.

Like a madman chasing nothing;
My brain works tirelessly
And only feels distress at rest,
Tumor knocks at the door to my head,
But only gets a chance at the market place,
Breeze, Beach, Beam
Where comfort delights my soul,

For exhibitions, many wish they were me,
Not if they could see the inside of my unhappiness,

Eyes the shady night will shut,
And ears the earth will stop,
To lay the stage for the nocturnal dreamweaver,
And welcome the lone ranger into another world of
loneliness.

Source - LinkedIn
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by corperscorner: 8:56am On Nov 24, 2014
LADY OF THE LAKE

Jerry Okeowo
May 27, 2011

Paving through the sharps of the forest,
Frail, frantic and flailing,
Unaware of the path to explore,
I can only go beyond and forget,

Boulder-dashed, which led me to the still waters,
Like a zephyr in a vacuum,
I dropped the world off my shoulder;
To have a sip which might be my very last,
-Taking every gulp with ease, like an Iguana,
-It stretched my muscles, like the neck of an Ilama,
Almost out of space,
Until I made a sudden flush from the flinch of a
frangipani,

I turned and behold a perfect figure,
With eyes like pearls and hair strands like wool,
With bosoms like pines and neck like stem,
Moderately sealed in a mild and tender skin like
cinnamon,
Wonderfully created to give every head a bolt of
thunder at sight,

Mustering all the courage I could get,
I gave her my blue-eyed-faithful look,

Praising the path I had come by,
And showing inward gratitude to the monsters that
chased me nigh,
Bursting out with an enchanted smile,
She took my hand and I held her's tight,
Paving through the lillies by the lake:
I was led to the fountain of sweet waters,
To have a sip which might be the threshold of an aura.

Source - LinkedIn
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Nigeria, Even Wyclef Is Sad For Us...(photo) by corperscorner: 8:26am On Nov 20, 2014
Uchefrancis16:
This man wet in Mikel wan go play for Nations cup?? He died long ago
[size=25pt]I thought i told you not to drink and comment at the same time. Now see the R.U.B.B.I.S.H you wrote...[/size]
EducationRe: The College That Looks Like A University In Alapere. by corperscorner: 8:07am On Nov 20, 2014
[size=25pt]The school must have been named by one tipsy and perverted Old man....ASSFOOD...food for the A.S.S - D**K[/size]
EducationRe: GOOD NEWS FOR NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY STUDENTS +PICS by corperscorner(op): 5:40pm On Nov 19, 2014
All these dudes posting videos about every thread tho...
PoliticsRe: Meet Obanikoro And His Beautiful Family by corperscorner: 5:38pm On Nov 19, 2014
[size=35pt]I thought I told Obanikoro posting this pic here wouldnt get people to vote for him[/size]
EducationRe: The College That Looks Like A University In Alapere. by corperscorner: 5:21pm On Nov 19, 2014
[size=30pt]And I told the Principal not to open this thread oooo[/size]
EducationRe: The College That Looks Like A University In Alapere. by corperscorner: 5:03pm On Nov 19, 2014
4 storey building.............hian...

Being there before tho..........@OP shey dat una hausa gateman wey hin wife born pikin...wey one use cutlass cut the placenta/ still dey?

dat aboki funny die....

and dat una ghanian vice principal wey be like Peter Crouch nkor grin

E be like say one man get tailoring shop opposite the skul beside that woman wey get one small kiosk...

Shey dey don change dat pako-bridge bsyd una hostel to steel brigde...

MOFOS........I knw the place so damn well.......that kerubu church wey dey bsyd una skul gan gan nkor?
EducationRe: 35 Pieces Of Advice From A 100-year-old By Brianna Wiest by corperscorner: 3:11pm On Nov 17, 2014
Nice...great infact..
PoliticsRe: apostle johnson suleman 2014 Prophesy.....confirmations by corperscorner: 11:59am On Nov 17, 2014
KnowAll:
Myles Monroe seems to be bang-on correct. It suprising TB Josiah did not see that coming. huh
[size=35pt]He no dey see dat kyn thing na.......If na flood, he for see am[/size]
EducationRe: GOOD NEWS FOR NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY STUDENTS +PICS by corperscorner(op): 11:31am On Nov 17, 2014
IrunOBO:
Thirded
You are creating a bandwagon.....

Fourthed

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