₦airaland Forum

tuoyoojo:
I must commend the new nafdac management of late

They have been up and down... kudos to the madam at the helm of affairs

Wahala for who dey drink alcohol

Only you use your hand buy poison when go scatter your liver

C'mon...

Everyone has their own poison.

Some like Sugar...

Me na Stout be my own personal poison. Just add pork meat, goat meat, fish (grilled or boiled or even fried), chicken or dog meat, and this ancestor would bless you with a glad heart overflowing with happiness

DRKRIZ:
This monther of 6 ,from 6 different men is too childish....She thinks senate is for show....na we dey even make ham trend or feel important..

If that's true, then what's all the hoolabaloo about?

I know such kinda women and their capabilities well. I'm not siding with the werey named Akpabio, but I'll insist he's not wrong in eyeing the beautiful woman.

BIZNess123:
Chinese are tapping other countries resources without causing mayhem or destruction... instead they are building great infrastructures in those countries.....US like wars

The US remains a necessary evil ...

MarketDispatch:
The farmer who plants Corn by the roadside and a man who marries a beautiful woman both have the same problems.

See this man..

If you like marry a bowlegged short "ugly" hunchback, you think you alone has such tastes?

Dey play

Dog wey go lost go still lost,

Tajbol4splend:
When you hear price hike in multitrillion businessess like telecom businesses, it's not because of economic situation, it's because of the kind of lifestyle they want which they want you to pay for.

Not a bad thing bro ..
If you look closely, someone must pay for somebody else's lifestyle...

Na so life be...
Recognize this and look for other olodo to pay for the lifestyle you want... E simple na..

HeatSeeker:
I thought you abandoned Nairaland

Why in seven hells will anyone want to live forever on this physical plane?

The bolded escapes me...

Too many reasons to exit.

omoredia:
If Nigerians love the truth rccg no go be big church today

Not only Nigerians,..

It is a common trait of the masses everywhere to always be hoodwinked, deceived and led by the nose by daring bastaards... See govt for example...

SMH

None.

They're both competing for ownership.

I wonder what's so special about Earthlings for such lofty beings to have so strong an interest in them...smh

Or it's mostly all wishfulness of the Earthlings, a self deceit to make themselves seem important, after all, man seems like a foreign species on Earth if you look closely...

Na wa...

wirinet:
Read Ephesians 9:5

Those who know you not might think you a JW with this comment...

But I know you better fellow unbelievable unbeliever 🤣🤣

jbnm:
With 100 naira you get 500 mb

Even if this will not happen anymore, wereys will still have data to "monkey" online as usual...

Wetin even concern me with what any werey do with their data?

The hell's going on?

How many gb can 100naira get this ancestor?

True...

On paper that is...

The reality is totally something else...

If u think otherwise don't even bother to quote me, kindly or unkindly keep ya explanations to yasef...

SocialJustice:
A guy once said "do the people you call your friends see you as their friend?" Took me more than a decade to get what he was saying.

Sane words.

Learnt that the hard way...

Ordinary 4 decades plus and I have experienced so much wahala... Smh

Namaster:
This is STUPID!

He has NOT paid rent for almost a DECADE.
He has NOT been seen during that period either.

He is NO LONGER your tenant.

Leaving your apartment vacant because someone used to live there 7 years ago is MADNESS.

If you don't have a spare key, get a carpenter/welder TODAY.
Break that door down.

PAWN the properties inside to recoup some of the opportunity costs of leaving the apartment vacant for YEARS.

DISCARD the unpawnables!

RENT your apartment to a new tenant.
But this time, get a VERIFIABLE next-of-kin details.

But at least he should involve the law before doing all that.

Something wey the goats and rats in high places go still swallow troway.. Abegi...

Pipu wey dey always shout and agitate over Biafra, hope una go monitor this osusu? Make una no later blame suleiman and Abdulahi o...

Awón òní yéyé..

Sonnobax15:

Its good to be good...

But then again,I know there will be one banny sitting and crossing her mumu leg somewhere by now, waiting for the innocent apprentice to come so that she can lure him into spending the money on her

But I hope the young man will be wise enough to know the difference between fake love and true love from henceforth so that he can invest wisely.

Anyone wey dey find love fit lost troway o...

I tell my younger sisters to look for men with a sense of responsibility and commitment , no be just to dey use long mouth say "i love you" and you fall yakata...

Wait o. Leave oshere dem first, man must wack e no geh how e wan be,, online matters like this no be signboard to kidnappers?

I pity the young man. Oga don tell kidnappers and long-throat bannies say e guide now, so market don set.

Anyhoo, i wish him luck...

JuanDeDios:
Good one. Not a fan of the death of bad people, but this guy was going to kill more people if not stopped.

Oh...

Don't be ashamed to wish evil on anyone you perceive as bad, it's okay. It's just your survival instinct hoping to rid the world and society off the eediots....

If this ancestor had the means, like Israel, i would blow them to high heavens...

God1000:
This is so shameful, I don't understand the frequent hostility among the various security agencies in Nigeria, this is a national embarrassment

The people who are supposed to protect us are busy fighting each other everyday


That army guy harassed this policeman because he wasn't holding a gun, that's a teargas

Yes.. and do driver and security for people of influence....

Awón òní yéyé...

Jakumo:
This is a very interesting seizure.
First off there are evidently NO rifles or pistols.
These are ALL 12-gauge shotguns, mostly of the semi-automatic variant.
Amazingly I see numerous single-barrel shotguns that are typically only ever used by hunters.
I have never in my life seen such an enormous quantity of 12-gauge shotgun cartridges in one place.

My guess is that the single-barrel shotguns were intended for sale to hunters nationwide in Nigeria at steep prices, while the semi-auto shotguns were to have been distributed to separatist militias or kidnap cartels.

Secondus....


Sorry, i meant "Seconded"

Na so...

Wetin that one go do for ordinary Nigerian?

Nahtin

No be lie..

They prefer to starve than to have less weapons.. In fact, it's 4Biden (Pun intended ) to be percieved as weak by other states...

The werey dem dey right tho. No let anybody deceive you..

In nature, being weak is the real sin....

Smh

Namaster:
Using Bible toq do EVIL.
Just like God intended.

The bolded...



Which one now is this?

You this wicked pesin

Make God catch you...

tasalanoni:
What's tasty about this?

I wonder o..

Yéyé pipu too many these days...

But what can this ancestor say?

Different folks, different............

Smh

ClassicMan202:
And they keep shouting... Go into agriculture..

Imagine investing millions into your farm, only to wake up one morning and everything is destroyed by heardsmen.


And nothing will be done to them



You didn't see the chain link fence that was destroyed? Or does he need build concrete perimeter fence like he is trying to protect the White house?

By the time he uses all the capital to build fence, what will he now use to buy farm implements and inputs?

Exactly what this ancestor wanted to say...

Well, the leaders and elders of any state experiencing these menace are to blame.

The eediotic herders has repeatedly shown they can never live peacefully anywhere yet the elders are not employing ways to thoroughly sack them and prevent any trespass in tgeir territory.

The leaders are ...
All lazy and cowardly wastes if you ask me...

D1official:
A Republican Mike Pence is the incoming president of the United States and he will undo nothing.

Go and sleep,Trump is doing what's best for his nation.

Gods...

Abegi leave me o jare...

wunmi590:


Everything about this Trump is just sanction, Tariff, Deport, and what have you, he's behaving as if he will become the president of US forever, someone should tell him that he only has 3years left, he shouldn't create many enemies for himself and family

Enemies or not...

Most of what the eediot does will be undone after he leaves office...

He really should be reminded he only has 3yrs more to misbehave...

GOFRONT:
The way we kill snake in this our country ehn!!!!

Even the Dog that killed the snake is a special meal to a certain ethnic group of naija.....

Some even make pepper stew out of snake meat in Naija.......Ehen, see one of them above me now.

See this one dey form...

Smh

ednut1:
Nurse titi he has escaped again o.

Hahahahaha 🤣🤣

Blackfire:
Muslim countries should absorb them.... but NO they can't.

And believe that will solve the problem?

Smh

Lols...

She be like she fit slap Trump o...

That man na complete werey...

Smh

If na this ancestor... I for slap his left eye...

Which kain eleriburuku pesin e be?

Las las, i no go enter their nonsense country again. Country full map wey i never enter one mumu go come treat me anyhowv plus na my osusu i use buy ticket...?

Nonsense

Na so...

After the werey burst the virgin "speakers" na to move on to tha next...

Oni yeye