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Any news with "TO" should be viewed with skeptical lens, especially in this country.


It's mostly an avenue for siphoning.

Almost 10Billion naira on palliatives yet this ancestor no smell one naira.

Nigerians should stop the government from doing this palliatives nonsense as it's anavenue to steal and settle their boys down the ladder of power.

Awón oni yéyé..

Linesman:
He should be made to rot in jail where his likes are kept.

Wrong...

IMHO, jails shouldn't be for intentional criminals.

Jail is a waste of time and resources for criminals like him. He'll end up becoming a lecturer there, teaching small time criminals how to be complete eediots and badasses....

They should just put a bullet in his brain. Solves matters best.

Smh

lovediehatelive:
If it would be easy. No one stands 24/7 in the land monitoring it.

Some people might sneak out when no one is watching to dump refuse there.

Besides apart from the lodge being big with many tenants, there are numerous other lodges closby so they too might be dumping refuse there.


Why won't he put CCTV camera on the land to grab the people red handed.


Why pack the whole lodge for crime of one or two. It's unfair.

Threaten them with court...

Nigerians can fear court like hell.. even police go wash hamd from the matter..

Go get a lawyer and sue the werey... How can someone lock u up for nothing and you dey hia dey type?

Use the law and free yasef... But prepare to explain where your own wastes dey enter..

ibechris:
We have 167million or a little above this figure who are idiots.

How can someone claimed his penis has disappeared yet most people around would pounced on the innocent and start beating him. If not that police men were involved in this...it could have caused someone's life.

They killed one guy in Nasarawa state last year,after they had succeeded in killing him,it was realised that guy had no hand in causing any penal disappearance,the accusers only lied.

It's all a racket...

The main people doing the lynching would never give ear to a public inspection and investigation of their nonsense allegations... They'll surround their victim, "achieve" all valuables and if it's in their plan, make sure the victim don't survive....

The gathered crowd would now start spreading nonsense news of seeing what they didn't "really" see...

I repeat it's a racket.

Women do it in old Lagos. They'll pin theft on you and before you blink, your phone and bag is gone. Worse is if you're unlucky, you'll get beaten by their thugs...

People just dey die anyhow because of mumu reason for this obodo Nigeria.

Some werey will still ytalk down on people who decide to leave the country... Abegi..

Wealthoptulent:
This 3rd leg sabi waka where e go land man in trouble , some na enjoyment bfr Struggle, this one na from struggle to jungle oo

🤣🤣🤣

Funny guy

Namaster:
This analogy is NONSENSE!

It's one thing for your wealthy parents to REFUSE to sponsor your wedding to a second wife. You can grumble and throw tantrums if they DON'T answer that request and still consider them your parents.

But if your father was a WORLD-CLASS Oncologist who owns and controls a TOP-TIER cancer treatment centre with TOP-OF-THE-LINE equipment and CUTTING-EDGE procedures YET he blatantly refuses to treat your 3-year old daughter with lung cancer.

That's ANOTHER thing entirely.

He watches you suffer watching your child immersed in unbearable AGONY and he does NOTHING.

Instead he strokes his beards and tells you to TRUST that he LOVES you very much. And that he has a GOOD reason for abandoning your little child to die a SLOW and EXCRUCIATING death.

You are justified to say a father like that is DEAD to you, i.e does NOT exist.

Lols

Analogy busted...

Just throwing comparisons about and comparing an omnipotent and all-seeing energy being with too excess power with a weak human with too many limitations seems like a good example to some, not to me though...

At the end of it all, every believer will always find a reason to convince themselves of their beliefs no matter how absurd. It's all self induced deceit....

SmartPolician:
If not for security operatives, that's how we will be beating politicians for their fvckup! No amount of counselling can format some people's brains, only beating can.

I tell ya bro. Dem and their sick eediotic supporters..

Karlifate:
THREE TYPES OF MEN

Why Are You Dating Her?

• THE FOOL:

"I'm dating her because I'm in love with her. I can do anything for her"


• THE FINISHED MAN:

"I'm dating her because of her looks. She's curvy & busty"

"I'm dating her because I met her in the church"

• THE WISE REDPILLED MAN:

" I'm dating her because she respects and submits to me."

"I'm dating her because she's young, feminine & a virgin"

"I'm dating her because she could make a good mother for my children"


WHERE DO YOU BELONG?

How about dating because of good genes?

In case e apun, man go just say: carry wak, our gene mix go badt gán...

Lols

muyico:
Zambia again?

Or

Titus again?

🤣🤣😁

Sermwell:
I see both online and offline how people freak out at the sight of a celebrity. Some even go as far as rushing or grabbing them.

I have never been to any show, let alone wanting to go up stage to grab a celebrity. I saw how a young man was kicked by Burna Boy and I felt really disgusted because such nonsense can never happen to me.

Early last year, I was on the 6th floor at BUA Group headquarters in Victoria Island where I saw Tekno and Davido sitting down at the reception having a chat, I just greeted them and sat down. I also saw how every other person on that floor was minding their business and don't really give a damn about their presence.

When I told a cousin how I feel weird on how people go crazy at the sight of these celebrities, he said it's not normal but I strongly disagree with him. I even told him how some staff at BUA Group didn't give a damn about Davido"s presence, he insisted that they are not also normal.

Do you guys here share my views, or do you think it's not normal?

You my brother, just like my Royal Self are among the normal and sane...

Others who go crazy over these yeyebrities are the abnormal and crazy eediots who celebrate mediocrity.

No let anyone deceive you with their stoopidity...

Manufactured history?

Abegi

Thundafireseun:
I agreeee with you .., gold digging is good…

So why is she crying on social media?

You no understand?

Lack of a good "mine to dig for gold"

All of us suppose dey cry sef

Lwkmd

But don't ignore the fact that there are also "big wealthy girls" who lament their unmarried status too.

Some people value being married more than anything. Is just differing values and outlook on life.

BERNIMOORE:
Hmn Dele Farotimi was exposing this injustice, they went for him show him pepper

They were like.....


Na only you see am? Deal with him!!!

Naija life sef.... Smh

See mumu man...

Cigarettes smoking is a sin against yasef and the environment.... Wetin e dey do for body pass to destroy things...

Only weed smoking isn't a sin 😁

10thTenthMan:
UNLESS IN AN INSTANCE OF RAPE, NO WOMAN IS WORTH FIGHTING ANOTHER MAN FOR.


AS LONG AS SHE WILLINGLY OPENED HER LEGS...

MANY MEN DO NOT LEARN.

True...

But even in the case of rape, before I do the "laying of hands" on any eediot rapist, boys go don dey available...

In Delta state, year 2018, one mumu raped his own cousin. I was among those who restrained the animal for serious community flogging.

otipoju:
The matter get as e be. Unless e Don happen to you before, you go dey blame the guy for how he felt.

Nevertheless The fighting of the man was very unnecessary . The best thing was to free the woman and move on with your life.

To survive with women, you must dead your feelings totally.

Not me...

Been ages I had the mindset of not taking most women serious... My childhood lover and first ever gf was a serious street. Her "grooming" don open my eyes tey tey...

Happened to me years back but it was with a friend. My guy confessed to me, so we agreed on both "doing" her until she's tired. And country pipu, the werey no tire any day until I run leave am... SMH

Thundafireseun:
I pity who takes this gold diggers seriously….

They all have toasters …. But she is only crying because the kinda man she is expecting hasn’t come her way yet…

I see them every day….

Gold diggers

Whoever says "gold digging" is bad?

IMHO, it's not a bad thing at all... Think am well na..

Abeg leave the pretty gold digger alone o jare..

God saved him only for him to die another day...


If e die now it'll be the handiwork of the devil...

Smh

EmperorCaesar:


This guy tho

Seems hes not grounded sef
If that was from a Nigerian prison, perpetual haters would tell you how rich people buy luxury time for themselves in Nigerian prison, but as per say na U.S, dem no go talk. White worshippers


Hussy is on a long thing

No mind dem...

Once again, I'll say madness is a global disease. No be only Nigeria don mad. America gán crazy pass us. See Israel now wey don mad dey bite everything and everyone...

Smh

10thTenthMan:
PRIDE IN EVERYTHING THAT MAKES US US....OUR IDENTITY....REGARDLESS OF THE NEGATIVES... WHAT WE HAVE! THE VIBE! THE JOY! THE CONFIDENCE! THE FEARLESSNESS! THE RESILIENCE! THE DESIRE FOR KNOWLEDGE AND EDUCATION! THE SPIRIT TO EXPLORE! THE DESIRE TO LIVE LIFE TO ITS FULLEST! TO BE A FULL-FLEDGED LIFE, AND TO HAVE PERFECT SELF EXPRESSION.... THIS CAN NEVER BE CREATED OR DESTROYED BY ANYONE ELSE...WE ARE NIGERIANS...CONFIDENT! FEARLESS! OUR HEADS HELD HIGH AND WITH PRIDE IN OUR HEARTS FOR OUR COLLECTIVE NATIONAL ORIGIN AND INDIVIDUAL ANCESTRY. WE ARE, AND WOULD REMAIN NIGERIANS, UNAPOLOGETIC AND PROUD!


Why I am typing in all Caps? BECAUSE I AM NIGERIAN.....

👍

Plus all the challenges, we still remain Numero uno when the black race is spoken about anywhere around the globe...

No ask how I know...

kings59:
Absolutely true

A yahoo guy begged me for 2k. This guy drives Lexus, and at a time, he starts becoming slim. He could no longer bear the pain, he started begging.

As long as your money is evil, no matter what you invest, it will not go well.

Can money on its own be evil?

Poor financial education and foolishness is the cause of that situation.

How can someone have 30m today and be begging 3months later...

No be juju be that?

Ikennaford:
If na oyibo get this hot weather of ours, na you go still say na because is hot region that's why they are progressing, if I wipe you slap ehh,,

E be like say ya hand dey itch you...

Go scratch am for tescoat and stop looking for person to slap...

10thTenthMan:
Haha..

I told someone who was fretting about new year and resolutions and all that crap that New Year's Day is a cultural convention tied to a specific calendar.

Many cultures use different calendars, so it's not a universally 'special' day, but rather a shared marker for those who follow the same system. The idea of a 'new year' is simply a human construct. It's a point in time we've collectively agreed upon within a specific calendar system, but it doesn't hold the same significance for everyone worldwide.

I mentioned that while we celebrate New Year's on January 1st, it is important to remember that this is based on the Gregorian calendar, which isn't used everywhere in this Obodo of the World. It is a fact that many cultures have their own new year celebrations at different times, based on their own calendars. So, it's more of a shared tradition within a specific group than a universally special day. I also said that while we enjoy the celebrations and the feeling of a fresh start, it's good to remember that it's a bit of a 'self-imposed euphoria' and a shared feeling among those of us who use the same calendar. We create this sense of excitement and new beginnings around New Year's, and that's wonderful, but it's important to recognize that it's a shared experience within a specific calendar system. It is just a 'self-imposed euphoria and not based on any significant event, no one knows the starting point of the earth's rotation and revolution.

Na so dem take look me like Devil and Spawn of Satan....

Lols...

You can't blame them though...

We're all exposed to different ideas but some take these things too serious.. .

Like my Royal Self, I celebrate September 15 as my New Years day. But I no dey use enjoyment play so I still insist on celebrating all other New Years I come across..

Funny thing is I don't do resolutions even in my own personally "imposed" New Year day but those around me must eat and drink....

puremaker7:
And people were still complaining then..
SMH

Na normal na...


Late Onyeka Onwenu sang a song back then, exhorting our leaders to change. It was even back then Baba Fela was using music to "finish" our leaders...


Nigeria problem didn't start today. The foundation was faulty and the building is now showing the signs.


Total reset is key, as nothing will work otherwise.

Ijaya123:
Story for the gods.

He should tell it to the marines..

Lols...

It was on this platform an itk was lambasting someone for criticizing VDM... Saying nonsense like... He's doing his own best, I his own little corner for whatever betterment the itk was envisioning... SMH

Even with this, I doubt the masses will ever learn.. yéyé pipu dem..

Nahunger:


Well, to every action there is a reaction.

Not everyone will be millionaires at 20 or at 30 nor 40.

Same as not everyone will live to 50.

Their is no manual for life, so focus on fulfilling you and forget about conforming to societal standards, pressure or view of a fulfilled life.


No one else will live a fulfilled life for you, it is yours to live, enjoy, build and experience.

Don't be a slave to people's opinion, yes!!

Don't regret anything, appreciate that you still have breadth in your nostrils and focus on the opportunities ahead of you.



Good morning

Two bottles of udeme for this man...

PRINCESSFCFANSs:
this is what we are saying ,
some people are just wicked for nothing ,

hacking prices of goods and punishing your fellow for nothing ,

then we will be blaming the government ,

Princess Faith Chukwu

That's Nigeria for you ..

Last week Friday, I was unfortunate enough to be in the island. Come see hold up... The whole VI was blocked. We manage reach CMS only to find out the drivers decided iyana-iba is 3k. Wetin man go do? It was late already but come see people for road. I enter go house I'm still tired even now, although beer don join make me rtire..

Happy Xmas o

I had one fine landlord back in the days..

He inherited the house from his late old man and made my staying there so enjoyable I wouldn't have left if not that I needed a bigger house....

We ate together, smoked weed together, drank beer and gin together.

Despite the age difference, that old guy was my gee back then...

I'll never forget that man...smh

nnewsnjobs:
Even WHT that was reduced to 2% was later reverted back to 5%.

Still wondering what they would do to bring inflation down to 15% in 2025 as proposed.

Ehen?

You still have hope? After all the experiences in 2024?

I don't envy you aswia

Okay it's confirmed...

Common sense is dead in Oyo state...

RIP

AngelicDamsel:
How do they give children to homos!

You're gey or lesbien and you want children......... For what!

If you're looking for sense in anything that has to those mor0ns, I assure you, you're most likely to find none.

The practice is already against the natural contribution of life, yet some itk passed laws that allows them to adopt...

Abegi...

kaltonga:
With this tax bill and the result am seeing so far, I support the President fully on this.. Some will want to argue that is all about Lagos but it's not so
If my state Imo, will generate this poor and other states, especially in the south, then it goes to show how lazy and unproductive our governors are and with this bill all of them must sit up.. Any idiot that is against this bill is an enemny of the masses and should be stoned.
You can't tell me with all the SMEs in Aba and even in Anambara they are generating this poor volume in Vat that goes to show it's easy they are been lazy to collect the VAT or they are simply under declaring the actual amount based on the feeding bottle system.

So, President Tinubu must be encouraged to make this bill a reality, let we citizens at least for once start holding our governors to account not all the time FG.. Rubbish!

Lazy to collect? Won't ever happen...

Under declaring? Exactly what's going on..

And it's never news that the governors are lazy and unproductive.. eediots, d whole lot of them..